/tg/Station 13

Sure people may in some cases be more trusting of someone who's actually an antag if they charfag, but at the same time you have less room for error when fucking around. You might be willing to overlook a new-ish doctor injecting someone with morphine in a sleeper because they don't know that it kno...

"oh no I know that guy isn't a massive shitler, my SS13 experience as God designed it is ruined"

I decided to play Sec last night and my determination isn't that the problem is a lack of education or robustness (although there is that too), its that security is now infested with Giant Bleeding Vaginas. First round I'm a boot officer, AI tells us someone is trying to break into the bridge. I ru...

o-oh I didn't realize other people thought I was a good doctor~

I'd say my lineup would be...

HoP - Daisy Holmes
HoS - Mekhi Anderson or Jack Steiner, as far as I can tell Luke Cox is also good
RD - Magni Bronzebeard
CE - Emily Ranger (RIP Silas ;_;)
CMO - Phoebe Lotsu

Millian MacTavish says, "I'd tell you, but you technically already know better than me." [Common] Honksey says, "WHERE" Millian MacTavish says, "A religious group." [Common] Mekhi Anderson says, "JALLEN IS ONE" [Common] Deena Kellogg says, "B0SS" SI...

Holy shit

Or maybe he's a crazy nut who was supposed to be locked up in medbay

NikNakFlak wrote:
tedward1337 wrote:Maybe change the wording around "notable bans or notes"
Because I think it sounds like "notable notes", and thats silly
Do you have any note worthy notes that we should note?

If a note wasn't noteworthy then it wouldn't be a note now would it

I honestly have not played much, if any, SS13 on /tg/ in a while simply because my last few rounds resulted in me being bored out of my skull in the HoS's office with the only event that was engaging was an hour ago. The first step in trying to get ontop of this, big, issue is to increase the letha...

What's so great about half hour rounds, that's ridiculously short for an average round length

Eh, defibs might be going too far, the CMO's compact defib is very powerful because of it's mobility, having more than one defib floating around the station at all times would be pushing it

Also secborg is hardly completely superior to an officer since they don't have a ranged instastun

You should be able to dual wield guns by using one on another of the same type, which creates an akimbo version of that gun, that then needs to be wielded in both hands to fire, and then fires both guns at once

I think the two systems can be mixed together. Inaprovaline and Dexalin, maybe not since they're pretty much completely replaced by Epinephrine and Salbumentol Bicaridine and Kelotane could have their healing and metabolization rates cut in half, so 1u would heal 5 damage over 5 ticks. Combined with...

I cannot think of a single situation where making 6 golems, arming then with spears and walking into medbay would end well

I am not a sailor and it took me only a few weeks to learn the nautical directions from SS13 Always remember that the term starboard comes from the norse word 'steerboard', which means the hand you steer the rudder with - your right. I remember it as the sun is a star, and it rises in the east, hen...

Are you guys still playing or what, what's the deal cuz I wanna play this shit

I know self-quoting is blasphemy and stuff, but this was a fun exchange out of the life of a borg: Jack Steiner says, "Borg" Jack Steiner says, "Arrest jack alice please" Jack Steiner says, "Law 2" Triskelion declares, "Hello!" Triskelion states, "Okay&q...

invisty wrote:Jesus christ these synthflesh patches are OP. Instant heals? What? Nerf that shit.

If it's so OP then why does no one make it

"hey man can you turn on your magical ability to let other people phase through you so I can get by"

Yeah, I'm familiar with that "Oh hey I'm a traitor CMO! I'll cook up some poison patches... Just after I set up cryo... And gotta heal this dude... Fuck, the chemists didn't make any medicine, guess I gotta do that too... And defib a few guys... Shit now I gotta clone this guy... And now I can ...

I made a couple little audiologs a while back
http://picosong.com/jFPY/ (kinda loud)
http://picosong.com/jFPw/

If you've gotten to the point where everything about the base game is boring and the only way you can have fun anymore is toolboxing people in the head, just take a break from it and come back later when you'll enjoy it more. It's not the game's fault if you get bored of it after 100 hours, that's j...

Step one: examine yourself (help intent with an empty hand on yourself)
Step two: click on the thing that says "pull this shit out"

Having constant tail wagging might be distracting, I think just having the tail wagging play once on emoting *wag would work best since lizards would use it to express something... Good I guess? I mean, I imagine tail wagging would mean you're happy.

So I don't know how this never came up before, but the old Trekchem problem of filling yourself up with a ridiculous amount of healing chems and just regenerating endlessly is very much still a thing. You can fill yourself up on styptic powder and silver sulf (very easy to mass produce via chemistry...

If you're bored of SS13...
STOP FUCKING PLAYING SS13

Maybe just make it an emote like *wag instead of a constant thing

Holy fuck, just had an awesome blob round on Sybil that lasted 50 minutes. Apparently Luke Cox, the HoS, blebbed in perma after summarily spacing the armory, and due to other general fuckery with assistants taking suits from EVA to go to space and junk, it looked like it would be a pretty short roun...

I've only had good experiences with him, he's on a ton and is a pretty cool dude

>sandbox game that gives people freedom to play how they want, can make different things in their job and interact with people differently every round >wow this sucks, if only there was someone telling me how I should have fun I just don't understand this mentality. Station-wide objectives are bett...

Been super chill around the station, responded to my ahelps quickly, overall really cool and I like him

Two things I'd really really like to see addressed 1. Saline Glucose needs some kind of buff. As it is, it has a 33% chance to heal .5 brute and burn per tick. Meanwhile, drinks like milk and tomato juice have a 20% to heal 1 brute/burn (only one damage type per drink, but still). When it comes to h...

Well the HoP should have some motivation to protect Ian and not just abandon him, considering getting corgi meat is basically the easiest objective outside of stealing plasma. If it puts the HoP in a situation where he has to decide between his own safety/taking a bribe and protecting his little bud...

I've always wanted to do tabletop shit, I'm down if you guys are

FUCK, I should have said "I have no sound synthesizer and I must honk" instead

Why isn't the HoP's objective to extract Ian on the shuttle, CMO can do the same with Runtime

The CE's pet objective would be to feed Poly to the singularity

The difference is that mannerisms are readily apparent to anyone who's around the plasmamen, what isn't readily apparent is their entire history and all of their customs. Having some background to provide a jumping off point for people would be good, but just don't overdo it and take all the mystery...

Why worry about casting all of plasmamen as either warriors or scientists? Focus more on their mannerisms and appearance than their history and culture, which should be kept mysterious and left to plasmamen players to bring up in game. The crewmembers know precisely fuck all about plasmamen, so said...

Having Latin names seems kinda restricting, since 1. Humans can already use Latin names, so it's not unique, and 2. I guarantee you most people will just have to look up usable Latin names because who the fuck knows Latin names off the top of their head? What about for the format, it's just "Na...

>i open ss13 >the idea of running around as an assistant watching people do things i have literally seen them do 1000 times before sounds uninteresting as fuck >i would love to try shadowling gameplay >i do not get shadowling >i am now an assistant who would rather exit ss13 and play another game R...

Playing only as antag ruins the game. Either play both sides and contribute positively on rounds you're not antag and break shit down hard on rounds you do roll antag, or just play something else if you're so bored of spessmen Seriously, if you're bored of SS13 just play something else, it's that si...

And yet nobody asks for context when they see officers doing such things in a round, You drag a guy through medbay and you'll have vigilante doctors out to save humanity and teh worldz interfering to punish the jackbooted tyrannical thug security officer. Not to mention this case in particular invo...

I was the Warden, I took all of his shit when we had him arrested including the disk, then after having him brigged and him running away for a while, the HoS Kor finally made me release him because the shuttle was getting near and he didn't want to get in trouble with Centcom. I grudgingly released ...

If you're bored of SS13 why not just

you know

do something else?

I'll walk around the station and see the same person turn up suicided again and again and again, it's really shitty and they should just observe from the start

All heads of staff get special gloves that they can tear apart ID's with for when they want to fire someone dramatically

Reimoo wrote:We need foldable chairs that can be picked up and used as two handed weapons.

If you choose SPACE WRESTLEMANIA as your religion as the Chaplain, your bible turns into a folding chair

Any HoP who gives out complete all access without at the VERY least taking away ID Console access, just for kicks, should be held responsible for it if it leads to rampant all access abuse.

Balut wrote:
Miauw wrote:bring back "space asshole" button 2k15
+1

How big was that .ogg anyway? Whatever, I'd gladly redownload it all the time.

Also, there should be a button that randomly selects one player and lets him press a badmin button. What could go wrong.

What if they hit that button too

Congratulations, that's all it takes to be not shit. Just do that a whole bunch until one of the desks is full, then... I like how you boiled down what everybody screamed was wrong with trekchem, and now we've got this. The exact same thing with a different name and a few more steps. Well, that and...

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