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Capsandi

Meet me behind the archived deleted subforum on the 26th @ 8pm EST. Come alone.

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I am erring on the side of a note being reasonable because this was the result of non-security forces going on the offensive against a cult base. But idk if this was while the cult was blitzkreging the hallways or if it was the last bastion of antichrist behavior in some corner of maintenance so w/e

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lShd-Xr_KdU
I was listening to my own stuff. Some of it is pretty old but i didn't have much reason to upload anything until a buddy of mine trying to compose some stuff with fl asked to hear what ive gotten done with it.

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My actual first round was on paradise cuz first in hub list I remember spawning in on box(cuz para) as a botanist and spending the whole round in the public garden. Then i figured out how to speak on service frequency and I told my co-worker off for not being in botany(public garden). I thought box ...

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My first round https://statbus.space/rounds/76876 Six years ago once october rolls around. I played as Moises Mull on Box Station, Sybil My first words were: 10:57:30 SAY Moises Mull/Capsandi : Greytide, tide the ARMORY! (138, 146, 2) The latest commit(besides fixes) was https://github.com/tgstation...

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This is true: I haven't gotten a note in like 3 years and I only play assistant.

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Droppod a secborg into dorms with a single law to fuck shit up. Terrifying and the policy is already written, no antag datum needed even lol

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I think fire as an off ramp for clothing is in a good spot.
Buffing fire to do some direct damage is not a bad idea either.

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Holy shit there was a two man duel in this thread and it was all happening so fast I didn't even notice. THIS THREAD RULES! It checks all the boxes that I talked about a few months back.

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is this "role playing"? Tragically, roleplaying as an impulsive, paranoid, lunk headed staff assistant is some of the most consistent (to the setting) roleplay there is. I mean everyone wants to roleplay a quirky stereotype that doesn't give two shits about the setting, but the tider is a...

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i suggested to the now-leaving headmin term to add roundend channels because it was easily the best part of the manuelcord and then they never got to it I'd love it if a bot would print the ending round number when it ended so you could tell what round was being discussed when. Otherwise its just a...

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Legend has it if the peanut fields of /TG/ dry up for long enough, the high priest of deebisim will infiltrate the manuelcord and sacrifice it to resurrect their dark lord deedubya who will then bring about 100 years of darkness.

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[disjointed talk of empty posting and postmodernism]

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nonconversion team antags and nonprog solo antags A small team of aliens who speak the brain damage language must build a machine to repair their ship. The machine, while active, causes small satellites, asteroids, and eventually shuttles to crash into the station. They greentext when the first shut...

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An undercover group of frail scientists and their buddies who didn't skip the gym need to build a directed energy weapon on the station so they can cause plasmafires from the comfort of their fortified position. Only the nerds have the specifications of the big laser memorized so the team can recoup...

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The thread that keeps on giving.
Chesh I wouldn't let that slide, if I were u i would change my pfp to theirs add a moustache and bold font I AM YOU BUT BETTER like that one tgmc king did but alas pokerface has no pfp.

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[complaint concerning rate of posting in thread]

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Oh good the thread is back on topic Were there deleted posts on page 3? I was asleep and its all so incomprehensible. I remember the forums(or at least another phpbb forum) having little deletion notes when people deleted their own posts or optionally when moderation happened. I miss admin blood feu...

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[incomprehensible]

[zealotic idealization of hut era forum posting]

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u just posted cringe

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they fixed that sticky movement key issue wherein you would get stuck moving in one direction when having any ui open. Every day I remember that bug is a day I appreciate its death.

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wait carsh was forum posting this whole time? I never realised they had gone pfp-less. Also y do all pfpless poster usernames start with c

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Kendrickorium wrote: ↑Wed Sep 06, 2023 4:27 am 8/10 thread title, -2 for creating your own peanut(sad)

that 8/10 better be before the -2, stonks has been stale since someone first thought of it.

also stocks will always lead to bicycle.

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I'm in awe at how shit this title is like at least base the joke off thug shaker general leak
Also this is peanut title posting not polcon posting do not reply to this unless in a capacity to comment on the art of title formulation

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motherfuckers stop posting what im about to post i am a human being with original thoughts see?
https://www.newgrounds.com/dump/item/f6 ... 000d22d923

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I agree with this ban and I care immensely that I am not playing with a bunch of metagamers. I consider the average /tg/ player to be strongly against the practice. I will now dump conceptual erosion on this conversation by insinuating that heavy resistance to the metagang bunkerbusting is due to pa...

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feekos first action as headmin elect is to attempt the destruction of the /tg/station servers

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I dont actually know what my forum pfp looks like to be honest. I mean i kinda tossed it together from a load of unrelated images. I slapped these on cause I just love the Birkeland-Eyde process: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Birkeland%E2%80%93Eyde_process#/media/File:Birkeland-Eyde_lysbue.JPG So an...

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Remember when monkeys used to be valid even if sentient just cause of how annoying they were + lesser form but then liverah made a monkey video and there was like a month of every impressionable tider going monkey at roundstart and whe

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When you see rainbow chat you think gay chat, but when i see rainbow chat I think back to the future year 2007 in which the common solution to making anything on the web more epic was the rainbow gradient.

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rig set their pfp to kendrick's santahat pfp around the time paris made their appeal at which point kendrick finally abandoned their christmas pfp. Now i think kendrick should be persecuted for keeping a santahat on for so long after newyears but rig is a cut & dry case of not following the holi...

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LARRY KILLING ME VIROLO -GLORF! will always be funnier to see on the radio feed than LARRY BAD
I think admin bus on "HE BAD!" is a good idea

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Scarcity is fucking stupid because there's no way to actually stop someone from doing something. There's literally no way to ration things, you just have to hope that other people aren't going to be cunts (spoiler: they're going to be cunts) Thats why in the past we had a whole department dedicated...

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every1 is so fukken entitled to evarything now a days, back in my day there was no ore silo. I had to beat noob cargo techs on route to sci for just a few sheets of plasma. Then I got my shit kicked in by security who actually put players in the timeout box instead of this catch & release bullsh...

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I do, tho i think its passing up the opportunity to fix mining's biggest problem which is that the act of mining is decentralized on a massive z level and so theres no hope in hell of catching a miner doing their job. Though maybe, in a follow up pr the vein spawning area would be shrunk to surround...

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Hey everyone this is a reminder that I directly caused kendrick to get a warning without getting one myself, that is what we on the forums call a frag. Reflect on this and have a good chuckle but not one of those parasocial cope chuckles i just mean like a humane chuckle that infers an understanding...

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the anarchist cookbook ver. 2000 is like the original anarchist cookbook except most of the boring hand to hand combat info is swapped out for COOL phone phreaking info and anecdotes. Good read would recommend.

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You forgot to lock the topic (You forgot to lock the topic)

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Does headmin clarification come with the salad or do you need to get a soup?

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yo since this is techincally a polcon thread the tg forums should organize a game of secret hitler

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Endless sky is better than starsector + its free and open sauce

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One time on tram station me and some guy i grabbed out of the halls became the tackle bros and lived to go on adventures wherein tackling was common. There was a massive plasmafire and so we ducked into lower maintenance wherein we found quest giver greg gene ball, he gave us some quest but i forget...

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I dont mind willards assistant stance cause I think maintenance has been totally powercreeped as far as maneuverability goes. Those one way paths out have made them a moot point. Maintenance used to be distinguished. I could ask maptainers if i could revert those prs since its been awhile since they...

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You bastards better not start calling the hostvote Xemo instead of TheBibleMelts
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best host vote since 2018

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Metastation, nations I am tider, ofc HOS and his security detail begin staffing gulag through force because cargo was allied with science and they weren't sharing with anyone else(this is b4 ore silo killed meaningful interdepartmental politics) I get caught on charges of not having a job. I get pul...

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Hey headmin candidates, suffocation has been in /tg/ station since the start, but some of your fellow headmin wanabees think its time is up. Could we get some opinions on this? [low effort edited stock image in dire need of resizing] Preventing entropic concept decay is hard so im gonna ignore it I...

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I've played 86 rounds on manuel according to scrubby and I could fully agree with ADAMS ADAM WHAT DOES IT MEAN ADAM I CAN SEE INTO THE RIDGES YOU DONT LIKE THE SCRUNCHED UP NAME i could fully agree with that take on manuel and pwn kineb into the sun and win the internet. So I will. Yes, I actually h...

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I remember when HOPcurity was hated because hop actually had a job before access got powerkrept &the system got made too confusin. HOPcurity was hated cause youd be trying to get access somewhere and the hop wont open the goddam line.

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Okay idk whos removing felinids bu9t they just shot up to the top of my ballot

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