/tg/Station 13

tjatpbnj

So what if there was this new ghost role spawn. It's called button you spawn on the station as a button and your presence is announced to the crew by cent com. Youre a big red button and you can walk sometimes (you get tired) and can be pressed. . When people press you theiy either turn into a butto...

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wet socks are horrible

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Reactionless - Make two thermomachines, with two connectors. Stick a plasma can and air pump on one, oxygen can and air pump on the other. Heat the plasma one as much as possible, cool the oxygen one as much as possible. You will need two empty tanks, but will likely need to steal an additional air...

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you only say this because your character doesnt have hair

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sinfulbliss wrote: ↑Sat May 21, 2022 8:30 pm
tjatpbnj wrote: ↑Sat May 21, 2022 8:20 pm
sinfulbliss wrote: ↑Sat May 21, 2022 6:56 pm pointless tedium tbh, why (STUFF)
enable emergency maintenance access
security cannot do this only the hos and command and PLUS that will make every head of staff office, brig, everywhere wide open for anyone to loot what they want

Yeah thats why its for emergencies

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sinfulbliss wrote: ↑Sat May 21, 2022 6:56 pm pointless tedium tbh, why (STUFF)

enable emergency maintenance access

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Armhulen wrote: ↑Wed May 18, 2022 6:41 pm My god this thread was a discovery and a half. Why everyone posting like they taking full advantage of the mental asylum's free wifi

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What is my fursona sir

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Super Aggro Crag wrote: ↑Tue May 17, 2022 9:51 pm why am i cactus i want to be anteater

How about armadillo

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alright

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Shadowflame909 wrote: ↑Tue May 17, 2022 9:01 am Who's Greg and why are they building an SM

GregoriousT LOVES turbines and pipes

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stun batons need a buff if anything i support this timing guy

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Shadowflame909 wrote: ↑Mon May 16, 2022 6:46 am Ah okay. There is no easy solution for avoiding being a mail man

Do you wear the mailman outfit

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Can we have some power creep please

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This doesn’t affect sec at all since the baton always goes in your belt. Just furthers the cuckening of antags, which are already way too weak and overpowered by sec. If you’re antag and you have a baton in your belt that’s going to get you arrested, just as if you had a fuckin silenced makarov the...

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snip My brother in christ, it's a note appeal. Nobody got banned. Also you're not even directly involved, calm down. In other news, policy is changed. In a way I dislike. Whatever. Guess emag shuttles need to be even rarer now for some reason. Uncle Pete's Rollerdome is the only shuttle allowed. I ...

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He didn't do that

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What a dumb reason to ban someone. The system is designed with checks and balances. If one buys a flaming shitheap shuttle they're open to being lynched fair and square. That leads to fun on a bun and who suffers? Someone looking to get their greentext? They get advanced warning a shuttle of peril ...

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Someone ban this guy

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Teach them how to plasmaflood

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cSeal wrote: ↑Tue May 10, 2022 1:59 am
Boot wrote: ↑Tue May 10, 2022 1:17 am Listen fucker one day you'll be on the wrong of a trialmin and you'll be thanking that you have sinful in the trenches defending your honor.
I would pay sinful real life actual genuine money to not take my side on a ban appeal

You value that too much i think

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Any time

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Mothblocks wrote: ↑Mon May 09, 2022 5:06 am I don't have any internet can you guys not do anything stupid for a bit

I also don't have internet but I dont care if you do anything stupid

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>For some context, your note/ban history is exceptionally extensive and the reason why myself and a handful of others gave you many chances was because we genuinely believed you were on the right track since you went without a note for approximately two months. sounds like the guy was a troublemake...

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Their only objective would be to wear someone's skin, a specific person or any member of a department. Then they impersonate them for the rest of the round. The impersonated person is now dead or has no skin.

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Manuel needs less admins i think

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Mothblocks wrote: ↑Tue May 03, 2022 8:26 pm Believe me I play Super auto pets

I am just not very good at it

This is the problem with tgstation

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why do you need to discuss the news

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Mothblocks wrote: ↑Sat Apr 30, 2022 4:57 am bindy called me a mrp headmin when we were both in the bagil discord together

Ok. Why are you in the bagil discorf if you are MRP
a headmin.?

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I thought this was going to be a joke thread, and it was, but not the one I wanted it to be.

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Misdoubtful wrote: ↑Fri Apr 29, 2022 6:29 pm Why are you so mad again?

Because the goddamN MRP JANITORS ARE RUINING TG STATION 13

Sincerely, .

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Mothblocks wrote: ↑Tue Apr 26, 2022 10:02 am Ash walkers on station are hilarious because you can just combat mode break glass on the floor and they can't do anything

They can get a broom

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san7890 wrote: ↑Thu Apr 21, 2022 6:11 am
Mothblocks wrote: ↑Wed Apr 20, 2022 10:21 pm when you connect to tg station i implant myself in your computer and squint at you closely
Ma, that moth lady is in my fucking screen again

yesterday, I thought i saw a moth fly directly into my screen, full speed, and it looked silly.

It was a wasp.

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This ban is quite ungregious in my opinion. The way the note was wordled is also a little

.

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Kendrickorium wrote: ↑Sat Apr 16, 2022 2:21 am i think its an okay change. purging before was just the lazy mans way of letting the ai deal with griefers or antags on its own

now, you have to put some thought into the laws you make

But if purging gave the ai free reign, then it would also solve this issue, and it would be more awesome.

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Longestarmlonglaw wrote: ↑Tue Apr 12, 2022 8:29 pm TIME IS RUNNING OUT, 1 DAY LEFT, 29 DAYS TILL I SUDDENLY AN UNABLE TO CEASE POSTING

I think you might have a bit longer than that

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Bcause beating people up is basically the same

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That's true, but I still don't think it's worthy of a permaban, in any case.

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Yes, I agree, it's fairly clear that there were consequences now. I wouldn't have done these things if I thought it would be elevated to administrative action, because it seemed relatively harmless.

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Alright, we're getting somewhere. You didn't take the warnings seriously because you thought what you were doing would be considered harmless. Now, lets take "unresponsive to administrative action" and relate that to "Repeatedly harassing a player despite a long, long, LONG talk tell...

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why would anyone think forcing science to make nitryl for research is a good idea

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How about we start with not understanding what I meant by "unresponsive to administrative action" and relating that to "griefed during the ball despite multiple announcements warning against that behavior", as one example. We can work our way up from there. I see When I started ...

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Vekter wrote: ↑Sun Mar 27, 2022 1:13 am
iwishforducks wrote: ↑Sun Mar 27, 2022 1:04 am this is actually why no one antags on manuel
No, this is why nobody goes apeshit and kills everyone on Manuel.

Thats antagging

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BYOND account: tjatpbnj Character name: Acco Ban type: Server Ban length: Permanent Ban reason: Repeatedly harassing a player despite a long, long, LONG talk telling them to respect their boundaries. Unresponsive to administrative action. Griefed during the Winter Ball despite multiple announcement...

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Even though most people didn't care about greentexting when it existed, the fact there was a clear way to "succeed" as a traitor, which was reflected in the roundend text, was cool and rewarding. If you got caught in 5 minutes and died after rushing someone with a makarov, you failed and ...

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Vekter wrote: ↑Wed Mar 23, 2022 11:42 pm I hear your odds are better if you ask nicely, try to do something creative, and don't ask for nightmare.

why cant i ask for nightmare

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Enigmatica 2: Expert or Create: Above and Beyond
They're O.K..

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They don't look good, and they are otherwise mediocre.

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datorangebottle wrote: ↑Tue Mar 15, 2022 10:19 pm "Hahaha what if my character was RACIST, against CATS."
-people with Very Original Ideas

If it's not original, then why do people keep doing it?

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Epicgamer545 wrote: ↑Tue Mar 15, 2022 8:55 pm just because someone is not human does not mean you have the right to grief them
why does everyone STILL have to remind some people about this?

It's just funny.

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