/tg/Station 13

These threads are made by the same people who think "Emergency Shuttle" means "I'm Bored Shuttle" Hard to blame them. Why should they all sit bored whilst you jerk off in your R&D fort for two hours? Just because they have fun in a different way from you doesn't mean they're...

These threads are made by the same people who think "Emergency Shuttle" means "I'm Bored Shuttle"

Having put most of my time into playing Captain, and seen a fair few Captain events, its a good idea that gets abused constantly. Even before this rule was added, you still had Captains who gave AIs lawsets like "Assistants aren't human" or "Kill all ligger". Its just not fun for...

I don't think that borg had any idea what it was doing. It talked in indiscernible broken English, claimed it was "stuck" when it was just sitting in the hallway in front of the corporate showroom, and then of course it stated its 0 law over the radio. I didn't hack it, specifically becau...

I have only rolled malf AI one time, it has half a year ago. Every session, I at least tried five or six shifts to roll it again, every day, for the next six months. After switching to Basil, one month in, I had the pleasure of rolling malf AI. I start, my borg is a new player. Not the best, but hey...

Switching to aggressive intent and grabbing someone is faster than right clicking, and also avoids the infamous right click lag. Manually recycling monkeys in xenobio is more efficient than using the consoles, especially if its upgraded. Baseball bats deal bonus damage that completely ignore armor i...

>Be Captain >Shit on a handful of traitors >Get mini ebow, emag, military belt, among other things >Decon a few of the shittier tator items for sweet sweet research >Only reviver and nutriment implant for now >Quiet shift for like half an hour >Go to cargo >200k points >Console is emagged >About to ...

>Be Captain >Fashion nazi it up, jackboots, hos' turtleneck, hos' armored trenchcoat >Everything seems to be going well, walking south of grav gen when suddenly >Run directly into e-bow arrow >Some murderboning tator wasn't even aiming for me >Get stunlocked, e-sworded, manage to scream out for help...

>Be war op >Get kitted out >Head to tcomms after it was blown up >Everybody and their mother shows up >Cayenne has my back >"Just gonna knock out this one guy and fall back for no-" >Out of nowhere, a pAI in a mulebot picks me up, making me drop my double bladed energy sword https://www.yo...

>Role gang boss, viro
>Make half assed virus to lure CMO
>"I hope they weren't a roundstart gang boss too"
>Already implanted
>RIP

He a goo boy that explains why shit is bad instead of going "Hey don't do that". He dindu nuffin

>Be RD >Fucking glorious miners >Best science team I could ask for. Duke Hayka, Ryder Ramos and Loves-The-Lizards. >I'm talking 20 uranium, and 5 diamonds in only five minutes >Duke is doing his thing in R&D >Loves is doing his thing in xenobio >Minerborg brings me immortality talisman >Kor won'...

Oh yes I am enjoying the Nowheresville experience. There isn't a GYM FOR MILES.

Fucking hell, Bryce. And I thought I was the biggest fuck up when I made the clown non-human and got lectured, or when I defined an AI's first law as "Human harm is bad". No wonder they call the RD the Liberator.

Luke Cox wrote:http://nypost.com/2016/05/26/gawker-fou ... -judgment/

Nick Denton thinks he can escape the sinking ship

The Hulkster won't stop. The Hulkster can't be stopped. Gawker received an all expense paid trip to the Summer Slam, and there are no take backs.

paprika wrote: If you don't want to be generic as fuck and wear legendaries

I have seen a whopping two Widowmakers not wearing the noire skin. It almost feels like noire is the new stock skin.