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yo no way this is just like Cyberpunk 2077 i cant believe i'm going to have big keungus 100 in my head lets see that major reading chief The Star - Past The Star brings hope, renewed power, and strength to carry on with life. It shows how abundantly blessed you are by the universe as evidenced by t...

aeons ago, long before the dawn of mankind, I was playing a multiplayer 2D flash shooter called "project sandbox" or something like that the gimmick was that maps were super easy for users to make with a tile-based placement system where you could place down both destructible and non-destr...

it seems I forgor to post in here yesterday but HAPPY (late) BIRTHDAY CONRAD LETS FUCKIN GO

yo no way this is just like Cyberpunk 2077 i cant believe i'm going to have big keungus 100 in my head

lets see that major reading chief

Bawhoppennn wrote: ↑Thu Jun 15, 2023 1:14 am
Omega_DarkPotato wrote: ↑Tue Jun 13, 2023 12:43 am i cant say anything about who has the highest amount of warnings so i wont but i will not say that im particularly surprised
Who can say then, please call them over

armhulen ca-
oh :(

i cant say anything about who has the highest amount of warnings so i wont but i will not say that im particularly surprised

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27LZr9dDWRs

10. Join Skyrat t. man who ""handled"" (with his mouth) a shark girl's ""desword"" in the skyrat bathrooms t. sexborg that pretends she’s just there to clean then gets off with a roomba >just there to clean i play mediborg dumbass i am literally running the M...

I pull out my concealed carry .50 BMG M2HB heavy machine gun (legal in most states) and unload an entire 200 round belt through your chest, head, and various appendages, turning you into paste

10. Join Skyrat t. man who ""handled"" (with his mouth) a shark girl's ""desword"" in the skyrat bathrooms t. sexborg that pretends she’s just there to clean then gets off with a roomba >just there to clean i play mediborg dumbass i am literally running the M...

i guess we'll never know who really was this boner guy

sinfulbliss wrote: ↑Sun Jun 11, 2023 10:33 am 10. Join Skyrat

t. man who ""handled"" (with his mouth) a shark girl's ""desword"" in the skyrat bathrooms

I'm counting on Conrad, to be honest
hero, driving the round forward, definitely robust, even added a bit of the spicy side show drama there with lolswat

i have been playing as a tall robot on skyrat for uhhhh jeez I'm approaching the amount of time I've played as Ewe Kant or as Nutella at this point fuck tall robot good though what do you mean "brain worms" i'm completely normal Why don't you tell me more about these so called "tall ...

i have been playing as a tall robot on skyrat for uhhhh
jeez I'm approaching the amount of time I've played as Ewe Kant or as Nutella at this point
fuck

tall robot good though
what do you mean "brain worms" i'm completely normal

me looking on the forums to see that the shit take haver is once again going to bat for deranged morons :))
so happy to see that ekaterina thinks that nuking people for saying supporting trans rights is mental illness is a shit tier ban

worse than a broken clock as they're never right

I've got one, I've got one!!

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[...]but i've been advised by the worlds gayest polconite to look into getting a Tikka rifle instead Don't listen to those limp-wristed little femboys. What you need to do is walk into a gunshop, find the biggest guy there preferably in camo, and ask him which of the guns you should get. you know t...

I remind myself daily that i need to work out more so that I can someday hipfire through an entire mag of a Barret M107 in rapid succession outside of that, precision rifles >> everything else I wish the LRR was in stock but i've been advised by the worlds gayest polconite to look into getting a Tik...

there are horrible, horrible things on this earth of ours that a single tiny handgun won't kill

try using a bigger gun, chadley
it's best to avoid the possibility of ekaterina developing bullet resistance, they've already developed resistance to good takes

listen, if their activity is worse than mine there's something wrong
I know they willingly dropped themselves back to TA, but maybe they could spend a bit more time on the servers?

dont worry chadley
i'm sure if you make enough high effort forum posts eventually youll hit gold

WineAllWine wrote: ↑Sun May 21, 2023 11:20 pm I haven't been sober since 2013

name is accurate + very suikacore

HAPPY BIRTHDAY KINNEBIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
what do you want as a gift? humorously timed pipe bomb?

fun fact, every futuristic revolver is either the rhino or autorevolver

audible radio crackle Director? This is QRF alpha-one. We're bringing a small force in now. Battalion might be caught with their pants down, but we always keep a small backup force ready to operate. Yes, director. No, they haven't seen us, this thing's about as large as a low-flying bird on their r...

kinnebian wrote: ↑Thu May 18, 2023 5:49 pm What a.. confusing event.

this isn't confusing at all, shaps would do anything to kill arm

Social status. Clout. Access to the admin private channels. Colored name. i can't stop getting dms from women asking me for sex because i am a tgstation admin. please someone ask them to stop it's too much Women throwing themselves at admins must be a new thing, this never happened to me its becaus...

He broke the hidden rule everybody agrees with but nobody speaks of: Don't be hated enough to the point where nobody complains if you're removed, regardless of the reason Either appeal the ban or don't, but I will reveal for Omega's benefit that the headmin team were asked about whether a ban could...

WineAllWine wrote: ↑Wed May 17, 2023 10:57 pm This is ridiculous. No one I know who is over 18 is a virgin. Its gotta be like <20%

bad news, wine

Originally joined up as jannie because @ the time sybil didn't have enough admin presence Became a trainer because I figured I was pretty alright and more importantly I've been an admin trainer in the past (pre-tg) - plus I like teaching people Eventually grew disinterested with sybil because of se...

I would think that the virginity demographics are fairly low considering how many users we have that've done each others' moms

Regarding positive notes, I think they're pointless. There is no sense in commendating a player for good behavior because it should be expected. A player's note history should only have records of rule breaking and nothing more. There's expected behavior, and then there's behavior that goes above a...

dirk_mcblade wrote: ↑Mon May 15, 2023 7:15 am Give player's club posters admin privileges.

There's actually a link that gets you free admin, check it out
free admin working 2023 real no glitch 10/10 spessmen recommend not clickbait

just a big hiring freeze

Why is Reider required to RP with someone who isn't rping with him and is just metagruding him to show how robust he is? If this was him killing himself or going ssd after a 2 min brig timer then I would understand but this just a nrp shitter bullying reider. Forcing him to interact with this perso...

Let's go with ahelps for six hundred, please.
Can't believe I'm not in the audience either, this is tragic

I don't like birdshot (this is because I'm a medical player, and the medbay feels kinda like a claustrophobic nightmare space - that, and the disconnected morgue AAAAAAAAAA) however I like having an updated, open-source codebase contributed to by people who give a shit about the game outside of &quo...

talking to people how much, how often, "do I have to", "do I have to be believable", etc. this is a roleplaying game, it says so on the rules page, and there's always going to be new people to talk to so that you don't have to wait on code updates for some sort of new experience ...

0.96 (is the latest update for starsector, have you heard about it?)

Locking this if there's no further comment in ~24h.

MISSILE AWAY! TEAM 3 WATCH OUT, more INCOMING FIRE at you ON THE GROUND. Don't think the countermeasures work while I'm stuck on the ground. I'm just gonna shoot at it with my gun and pray. https://media.tenor.com/ZE0Hg-qZkIwAAAAC/full-full-metal-jacket.gif Pfft, that M60 isn't a Phalanx. https://t...

datorangebottle wrote: ↑Sun May 07, 2023 6:16 am
... I'll work on getting this thing back up and running, just get him out of there.

MISSILE AWAY!

They've got air assets sir, and our emplacements aren't responding - get the MANPADS! We can't let these guys get that sicko out of prison... not after what he did in that movie theatre.

you have no fucking idea how lucky you are
go look at other server hosts

Denied. "I posted the image spoilered AND with a warning." - This is objectively false. You posted the image several times, once without spoilers, and I have logs both backing it up and evidence of you admitting you did it unspoilered as well. https://tgstation13.download/dip/discordimagep...

this guy smoked the FATTEST bong in the admin channels and clouded up the whole room for hours
we couldn't make it stop smelling like weed for WEEKS.

its like he's a bad influence to ARMHULEN or something

keep him gone 🙏 i was the one that pinged the jannies because i aint trying to see the multiple whale cocks that he was posting among other things skill issue. if someone clearly describes what they're posting, and spoilers it, it's your own fault if you click on it. slight minor problem not all of...

Oranges makes me so fucking mad
sometimes he has genuinely good input but every time i start to think of him as a force for good he goes out and says spiteful and inflammatory things that make me dislike him again
why the fuck does he do this
fuck this guy

Absolutely not what the shit
male adult black bears can get up to 660 pounds, I weigh like 1/5th of that

I would rather not get disembowled and then have my face eaten by a bear

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