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by Davidchan
Wed May 01, 2019 5:28 pm
Forum: Ideas
Topic: beepsky is too easy to kill
Replies: 25
Views: 6038

Re: beepsky is too easy to kill

If beeps detects an impassable object between himself and his target, make him teleport directly behind them before saying 'It's fucking personal kid' or some weeb shit.
by Davidchan
Wed Apr 03, 2019 5:35 am
Forum: Ideas
Topic: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.
Replies: 3940
Views: 1058813

Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.

Replace(respite/rename) donk pockets with tendies, anyone with the NEET trait get a bad moodlet for going 15 minutes without eating one, an and happy mood for 5 minutes when they get a fresh one. Is spiked with condiments the NEET becomes enraged and vomits everywhere.
by Davidchan
Mon Apr 01, 2019 8:17 am
Forum: Ideas
Topic: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.
Replies: 3940
Views: 1058813

Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.

New medical tator item: First AIDS kit. Looks identical to standard medkit but all the patches and ointment are filled with itching powder, as well as a 25% chance to have a random malicious and contagious disease in them.
by Davidchan
Wed Mar 27, 2019 4:04 pm
Forum: Ideas
Topic: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.
Replies: 3940
Views: 1058813

Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.

Brain trauma where you take oxygen damage constantly, but speaking heals it. You forgot how to breathe, so just keep those lips flapping and your lungs moving. The-Dumb-Lizards: Weh. The-Dumb-Lizards: Weh. The-Dumb-Lizards: Weh. The-Dumb-Lizards: Weh. The-Dumb-Lizards: Weh. The-Dumb-Lizards: Weh. T...
by Davidchan
Sat Mar 23, 2019 1:34 pm
Forum: Ideas
Topic: Glowshrooms that effect Power Cells
Replies: 3
Views: 1000

Re: Glowshrooms that effect Power Cells

Engineering was invalidated a long time ago. Any engine setup is you have power or you don't, even the turbine + solars can power the station with no risk of black outs. Only reason engineering is still around is space suits, tools and gloves.
by Davidchan
Mon Mar 18, 2019 6:14 pm
Forum: Ideas
Topic: Requesting Donk-Pocket Ideas
Replies: 9
Views: 2117

Re: Requesting Donk-Pocket Ideas

Booze-Pockets (Any alcoholic variety.) For those with drunken resilience. Chill Pockets (Ice Peppers + Donks) For those who liked freezer pops too much as a kid. Donk-Conks - Meth infused Donks. Donkette - 6 donk pockets fried together to make a baguette. Minty Donk - Spicy cold flavor with a chance...
by Davidchan
Wed Mar 13, 2019 6:20 am
Forum: Ideas
Topic: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.
Replies: 3940
Views: 1058813

Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.

Add clothing durability and a tailor job. Overtime everyone jumpsuits, gloves and shoes start to deteriorate Fallout 3 style. They either have to get them repaired by a qualified tailor (or risk doing it themselves and making it worse like trying to surgery a chestburster out with a knife on a kitch...
by Davidchan
Sat Mar 09, 2019 5:16 pm
Forum: Ideas
Topic: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.
Replies: 3940
Views: 1058813

Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.

Delay antag selection on a random timer so that traitors aren't selected until 15-25 minutes into the round, so anyone trying to play the antag lottery has to be productive for at least that long before getting muh valids.
by Davidchan
Wed Mar 06, 2019 10:26 am
Forum: Ideas
Topic: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.
Replies: 3940
Views: 1058813

Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.

Give the clown a full security get up including a hailer mask and baton + cuffs. But if he picks any of it up, the mine, captain and all of security "feel a dark presence perverting the silence around them."
by Davidchan
Thu Feb 14, 2019 7:12 pm
Forum: Ideas
Topic: Remove the bad moodlet for the clown not wearing clown stuff.
Replies: 29
Views: 5376

Re: Remove the bad moodlet for the clown not wearing clown stuff.

Why do people get upset when doctors don't heal people? Why do people get upset when cargo doesn't order anything? Why do people get upset when engineers don't set up power? Why do people get upset when Chef/Botanists don't make food? Why do people get upset when borgs don't follow their laws? Why d...
by Davidchan
Wed Feb 13, 2019 11:12 am
Forum: Coding Feedback
Topic: Aren't riot shields a bit too strong?
Replies: 56
Views: 17124

Re: Aren't riot shields a bit too strong?

If they were made of the same material maybe, teleshields are made of titanium. A sheet of plexiglass is not going to be as strong as a comparable sheet of steel or titanium.
by Davidchan
Mon Feb 11, 2019 8:47 am
Forum: Ideas
Topic: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.
Replies: 3940
Views: 1058813

Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.

Code a discord plays tg13 bot that discord users can spam commands at while the bot fumbles on the live server. For the bonus round the bot can play the AI.
by Davidchan
Sat Jan 19, 2019 5:43 pm
Forum: Coding Feedback
Topic: Teleporting Directly onto the AI
Replies: 26
Views: 7052

Re: Teleporting Directly onto the AI

Code a 3x3 bluespace field over the AI. Tie to beacon or make it a passive effect of the core. If anyone teleports or appears on any of the 9 squares they are shunted 3-9 tiles in a random direction as if they walked through the teleporter wearing a bag of holding. Stun em where applicable. Anyone w...
by Davidchan
Sat Jan 19, 2019 11:08 am
Forum: Ideas
Topic: Give borgs damage slowdown
Replies: 65
Views: 21286

Re: Give borgs damage slowdown

If you're even remotely considering adding damage slow to borgs it has to be coupled with reducing the effectiveness of stuns against borgs. Borgs don't get soft stuns. This is balanced by borgs not having to deal with slow down from damage. So unless you're willing to make all stuns, including thos...
by Davidchan
Thu Jan 10, 2019 9:00 am
Forum: Ideas
Topic: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.
Replies: 3940
Views: 1058813

Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.

Add magma forges and other dorfy crafts that allow miners and lava land roles to create their own forts to fight over gloves.
by Davidchan
Fri Dec 21, 2018 1:29 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Dog Girls are now canon on /tg/.
Replies: 27
Views: 8235

Re: Dog Girls are now canon on /tg/.

Truly we have forsaken the God-Emperor, and he has forsaken us for it.
by Davidchan
Fri Dec 21, 2018 7:47 am
Forum: Video Games
Topic: Paradox Grand Strat meets Sci-Fi 4X; Boners Explode
Replies: 1582
Views: 383293

Re: Paradox Grand Strat meets Sci-Fi 4X; Boners Explode

I found Job descriptions to be a huge boon, as well as the 1080p, though this might be a better planet view mod.

edit: copypasta fuck ups.
by Davidchan
Thu Dec 20, 2018 7:29 am
Forum: Video Games
Topic: Paradox Grand Strat meets Sci-Fi 4X; Boners Explode
Replies: 1582
Views: 383293

Re: Paradox Grand Strat meets Sci-Fi 4X; Boners Explode

HoI4 does just fine without arbitrary pops. Having actually numerical populations that work all establishrd sectors/districts of a planet at a rate equivalent to how close to the pop cap they are rather than a single planetary building like the primary media requiring more population to fully staff ...
by Davidchan
Wed Dec 19, 2018 2:32 pm
Forum: Video Games
Topic: Paradox Grand Strat meets Sci-Fi 4X; Boners Explode
Replies: 1582
Views: 383293

Re: Paradox Grand Strat meets Sci-Fi 4X; Boners Explode

This is Paradox people. Anyone who believes their base games are enjoyable unironically is downright retarded. Given that players have no option to prioritize job slots I can't say I'm surprised. Though I was very hopeful the pop system was going to be dropped entirely and just have leaders serve sp...
by Davidchan
Fri Dec 14, 2018 9:27 pm
Forum: Video Games
Topic: Paradox Grand Strat meets Sci-Fi 4X; Boners Explode
Replies: 1582
Views: 383293

Re: Paradox Grand Strat meets Sci-Fi 4X; Boners Explode

Imperial Guard Strategy. Fallen or Wounded Guardsmen are just emergency rations.
by Davidchan
Fri Dec 14, 2018 8:16 am
Forum: Video Games
Topic: Paradox Grand Strat meets Sci-Fi 4X; Boners Explode
Replies: 1582
Views: 383293

Re: Paradox Grand Strat meets Sci-Fi 4X; Boners Explode

God damn Machine Empires got nerfed hard. They have a few strong suits but overall they did not fair well this update.
by Davidchan
Thu Dec 13, 2018 7:49 pm
Forum: Ideas
Topic: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.
Replies: 3940
Views: 1058813

Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.

Making the Stechkin into a Welrod Mk3 or what ever with an integrated silencer would be pretty cool, having to manually chamber rounds and cock it, can disassemble it to look like working tools. Doesn't make a sound or generate 'x fired the gun' messages for the first dozen or so times its been fired.
by Davidchan
Wed Dec 12, 2018 12:05 pm
Forum: Ideas
Topic: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.
Replies: 3940
Views: 1058813

Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.

New Roundtype - No humans. Everyone is randomly assigned a random species, name and gender. After 30 minutes of extended play a CC Deathsquad arrives to wipe everyone out. Crew have to kill all Deathsquids and/or build/hijack a shuttle off the station. Cargo shuttle is blown up randomly after 2 or t...
by Davidchan
Sat Dec 01, 2018 9:53 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: ITT: We pretend ss13 is realistic
Replies: 22
Views: 4830

Re: ITT: We pretend ss13 is realistic

Eternal youth and you choose to be past your prime? The hell is wrong with you?
by Davidchan
Sat Dec 01, 2018 9:24 am
Forum: Closed Policy Discussion
Topic: silicon policy is too fucking long again
Replies: 104
Views: 22672

Re: silicon policy is too fucking long again

AI is forced to be security's bitch because AI has no capability to stop security anymore. since the addition of door remotes and secborg removal, AI has no effective control over crew. what are you going to do, use harsh language? if you are lucky they will treat you as the non-threat you are inst...
by Davidchan
Thu Nov 29, 2018 3:10 pm
Forum: Video Games
Topic: Paradox Grand Strat meets Sci-Fi 4X; Boners Explode
Replies: 1582
Views: 383293

Re: Paradox Grand Strat meets Sci-Fi 4X; Boners Explode

Manually having to tell your science and construction ships to do their job is pretty annoying, specially since they took away free floating defense platforms and such. Autobuild is just a nice alternative, once you tune the mod to your preferences and let your ships run wild. I just keep 1 construc...
by Davidchan
Tue Nov 27, 2018 8:36 pm
Forum: Video Games
Topic: Paradox Grand Strat meets Sci-Fi 4X; Boners Explode
Replies: 1582
Views: 383293

Re: Paradox Grand Strat meets Sci-Fi 4X; Boners Explode

So I bought all the dlcs. Money ain't issue, the problem is me not finishing a single game again. Anyway, I see that they changed how the borders are spread, and you need to build outposts now? So the mid game is not only - build mines everywhere, it's also build outposts everywhere. Not entirely s...
by Davidchan
Sun Nov 25, 2018 8:54 am
Forum: Closed Policy Discussion
Topic: Malf AI getting purged and loses its law 1 is still antag?
Replies: 10
Views: 2613

Re: Malf AI getting purged and loses its law 1 is still antag?

Seems like the easy fix would be to just flag the core as MALF and any AI that enters it get law zero.
by Davidchan
Sat Nov 24, 2018 3:57 pm
Forum: Video Games
Topic: Paradox Grand Strat meets Sci-Fi 4X; Boners Explode
Replies: 1582
Views: 383293

Re: Paradox Grand Strat meets Sci-Fi 4X; Boners Explode

IMO, Synthetic Dawn, Utopia, Leviathans, Apocalypse, Distant stars in that order if you don't want them all or can't afford them all. Lots and lots of mods require you to have Utopia or Synthetic dawn for the real fun stuff. Synthetic Dawn - Robots and Hive minds. And their related events. Beep boop...
by Davidchan
Thu Nov 22, 2018 9:39 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: ITT: We pretend ss13 is realistic
Replies: 22
Views: 4830

Re: ITT: We pretend ss13 is realistic

SS13, lorewise, is the state of the art space station. It's classified and a controlled location, hence why security is often encouraged to use lethal force on trespassers and intruders (aka antags), so just being selected to work on the station alone is a privilege. Least, thats what they tell all ...
by Davidchan
Sat Nov 17, 2018 4:44 pm
Forum: Ideas
Topic: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.
Replies: 3940
Views: 1058813

Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.

Implement an acceleration system for the movement speed. When you move (from standstill) you start walking at the pace of a one legged cripple, and every tenth of a second you are moving in a straight line increases your speed until after a few seconds you'll be trucking along at full speed. If you'...
by Davidchan
Fri Nov 16, 2018 2:42 pm
Forum: Ideas
Topic: The mime's PDA should only be able to use emojis
Replies: 16
Views: 4391

Re: The mime's PDA should only be able to use emojis

Why just the PDA, make all Mime words, be they spoked or written, come out as emoji.
by Davidchan
Wed Nov 14, 2018 2:45 pm
Forum: Closed Policy Discussion
Topic: Movement Speed
Replies: 221
Views: 53754

Re: Movement Speed

I've somehow tased myself chasing after a greyshit. I couldn't tell if it was lag, dumb luck or terrible balance.
by Davidchan
Wed Nov 14, 2018 2:43 pm
Forum: Closed Policy Discussion
Topic: Ethereal naming policy
Replies: 57
Views: 13626

Re: Ethereal naming policy

Qustinnus if you don't force code it so moths randomly get dazed or move towards Zolts are nearby I'll be very disappointed in you. Finding out your son is a furry levels of disappointed here, not you were late for school today.
by Davidchan
Wed Nov 14, 2018 2:41 pm
Forum: Video Games
Topic: Paradox Grand Strat meets Sci-Fi 4X; Boners Explode
Replies: 1582
Views: 383293

Re: Paradox Grand Strat meets Sci-Fi 4X; Boners Explode

Lizards are more battle thralls than mothies, imo. Fly people are undesirable and AI laws (by /tg/standards) are non-exsistant.
by Davidchan
Tue Nov 13, 2018 3:22 pm
Forum: Video Games
Topic: Paradox Grand Strat meets Sci-Fi 4X; Boners Explode
Replies: 1582
Views: 383293

Re: Paradox Grand Strat meets Sci-Fi 4X; Boners Explode

Lizards are fodder for devouring swarms.
by Davidchan
Tue Nov 13, 2018 9:25 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: SELLING CATGIRL SLOT
Replies: 16
Views: 3990

Re: SELLING CATGIRL SLOT

errybody knows you can get catgirl slots by pm erping with admins. /s
by Davidchan
Sun Nov 11, 2018 5:50 pm
Forum: Ideas
Topic: How to decrease movement speed
Replies: 15
Views: 2022

Re: How to decrease movement speed

Imagine being so dumb you think its normal to outrun lasers.
by Davidchan
Sun Nov 11, 2018 2:43 pm
Forum: Video Games
Topic: Paradox Grand Strat meets Sci-Fi 4X; Boners Explode
Replies: 1582
Views: 383293

Re: Paradox Grand Strat meets Sci-Fi 4X; Boners Explode

Genetic Ascension is amazing, I don't know what you're smoking. The 2nd ascension perk allows you to remove and replace beneficial traits so you can custom tool species and subspecies for various labors (2.2 is going to be interesting to see how this changes.) Biggest complaint I have is species mod...
by Davidchan
Sat Nov 10, 2018 5:34 pm
Forum: Ideas
Topic: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.
Replies: 3940
Views: 1058813

Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.

Buff move speed even higher, and then when people inevitably bitch to lower it back down, you just put it to about half of what it is now.
by Davidchan
Sat Nov 10, 2018 4:51 pm
Forum: Ideas
Topic: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.
Replies: 3940
Views: 1058813

Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.

Screemonster wrote:add a chemical which metabolises extremely slowly and causes you to have slightly reduced movespeed while it's in your system but has no other side effects

make it extremely easy for just about anyone to manufacture and equally easy to dose the entire crew with it
Isn't this just being fat?
by Davidchan
Fri Nov 09, 2018 4:17 pm
Forum: Video Games
Topic: Paradox Grand Strat meets Sci-Fi 4X; Boners Explode
Replies: 1582
Views: 383293

Re: Paradox Grand Strat meets Sci-Fi 4X; Boners Explode

Can I just say it annoys me to no end that the species types (Human/Mammal/Reptilia/Avian/ect...) means absolutely nothing despite the initial streams prior to launch promising that these xeno types would play a role in interspecies diplomacy and how your species might treat others. Shouldn't need t...
by Davidchan
Thu Nov 08, 2018 6:08 pm
Forum: Video Games
Topic: Rimworld
Replies: 209
Views: 81284

Re: Rimworld

A list/load order helps to trouble shoot, beyond that best of luck with that google search.
by Davidchan
Thu Nov 08, 2018 12:24 pm
Forum: Video Games
Topic: Rimworld
Replies: 209
Views: 81284

Re: Rimworld

mAI has been super buggy since 1.0 to the best of my knowledge, if you're using that there is a chance your pawn is bugged and flagged as a mAI.
by Davidchan
Mon Nov 05, 2018 2:27 pm
Forum: Video Games
Topic: Warcraft 3 - Custom Games
Replies: 14
Views: 3560

Re: Warcraft 3 - Custom Games

I also spent more time than I care to admit playing DBZ maps because I was amazed by the text triggers at the time and other goofy shit that was in them, but I'd have to be pretty drunk to go back and dig through them.
by Davidchan
Mon Nov 05, 2018 4:01 am
Forum: Video Games
Topic: Warcraft 3 - Custom Games
Replies: 14
Views: 3560

Re: Warcraft 3 - Custom Games

Gotta admit I always hated the werewolf and typical vampire maps. Just really bad cat and mouse maps and the meta being to kill all your converts just made it especially unfun if you got caught out of position and killed.
by Davidchan
Sun Nov 04, 2018 6:00 pm
Forum: Video Games
Topic: Warcraft 3 - Custom Games
Replies: 14
Views: 3560

Re: Warcraft 3 - Custom Games

Hurrah for remaster. Hope they improve the graphics a bit or give a zoom out function. As for good old customs, S3 Marine Corp series ( Survival , Defense and Infiltration ) was fun to burn through with friends. Missile Command/Wars (there's literally dozens of these, I don't even remember the 'good...