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FantasticFwoosh wrote:Least we know MMI miracles copy-pastes their rooms, this is legit on the cerestation map south east of engineering, the actual CE room is untouched and identical, even with a spare poly.

Yeah. Spawned as a CE in that last night. Was shocked and amused.

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PKPenguin321 wrote:If you fire it at something too close the explosion will ignite the fuel trail and burn you up real badly

I...do not think that is how a cannon or a rocket works.

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Let laser shots delimb you, the water in your arm turning to steam in an instant would leave you with a piece of very clean bone, trailing lots of slimy former arm behind you like a very painful manslug.

Therefore delimbing should be a thing with laser and eguns.

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J_Madison wrote:
Qbopper wrote:but seriously if someone is consistently being shit let us know instead of sitting there saying "geez this sucks I can't do anything in response to them being shit for fear of a ban"
yeah i did; he got made into an admin

Call the name. Say it!

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Random searches are a good way to make everyone hate you. How many taser shots does the sec gun have? Not enough.

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what i've had to put up with what absolutely pisses me off is bwoinks when action is happening I've been pushing for admins to be better about this. I usually spectate my prey the people I'm talking to so I can make sure they're not busy first. I usually just anticipate that they're going to be in ...

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Murder them until they stop playing.

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Just kill them. Act shit get hit.

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Apply flashbangs and buckshot to turds.

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Mate I'd have killed you the first time and you'dhave stayed dead. Why should I risk my round if you are being a shit

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Make disarms auto break grabs.

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Yeah, stealing prisoners is fucking cancerous when players do it (if I catch them, then the stealer serves the same time as the prisoner and anything the freed person does, gets added to the stealers sentence) and you can just tase them, the borgs are a nightmare when they do it. If I'm a borgl, onl...

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Pre-warning, going to be a 100% shitler this story. > Be RD. > Botanist eye gouges me with a screwdriver, get ma boi in robotics to get his chainsaw, we lure him to robo and he gets his head cut off. Take the eyes from his skull. > Wander into sec after being mugged by a chemist, find a shotgun on t...

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Armhulen wrote:Obviously the miner has sleeping carp, which evens out the odds.

He is using a gun tho.

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They're all shit. Gulag them,shoot their families. Gib their pets. Das rovia!

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Shotgun the shit out of the scum. Come down on the crowd with flashbangs and riotguns. No mercy; the lawis the law.
The crime is life! The sentence is death!

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I don't get it.

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If it does get added and made it might be better off in Lavaland (can't believe I even wrote that.) Lizard roman legion invade with their Katanas and trident.

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Spiders are the herpes of spacestations. Once they're in there you're sure as shit not getting them out

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Make them only talk through the network and their actual speech out loud is just various hymns for ratvar.

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I dunno. Being salty? Hating Lavaland.

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Funny as fuck. But honestly if I want to fuck with a criminal then I'll just become the paperwork police. The sentence is three minutes. But imma need an interview, forms signed in triplicate by me, the Warden and HOS, a new file opened in the security cabinet, updated security comments on the compu...

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Make them need water or they dry up and die, and they eat blood, gibs, etc the same way fly people do.

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Turn it on and off again. Generally works.

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Maybe have a random disperal? Sleepers on multiple levels, so the crew starts spread out and has to make their way into the ship via a different method each time.

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Anonmare wrote:Yes I'm here

A-are you someones hypeman?

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Let them release spores to create more mycelium.

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Replace all engines, go around with a sack full of max level powercells and keep the station APC's on forever by using fresh energy cells each time.

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Is there a god?

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The rocks recovery from his brain embolism is slow but steady.

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I like spiders, wish they were less bullshit.

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When your packs never relax

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Freon sucks as a way to stop plasmafires.

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Man, the ban requests forum is just creeping in everywhere these days. Nah. Was part of his meme so it's cool. My point was that the issue of IC criminality is centred on admins not nuking it,and there not being a united definition of IC issues. I like IC because I play det, so it'sfun to do crime ...

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The real fine line with IC crime is the admins not security. After having medbay raided by a butthurt i sprayed half of can of space lube on the mainhall outside of medbay and got boinked over it, thats a lot more worrying than some shithead sec officer putting me in a cell for 10 minutes. Depends ...

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Also. Why not port...VG's? Terror spiders?

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iamgoofball wrote:probably chem vats

Like industrial scale mixing vats? That would be pretty cool.

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Port gmod to byond.

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Spider ranching yes please.

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1 TC bundle of hellchem airborne deathplagues please.

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Toxins is terrible yes. What else?

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Who wipes?

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grr I hate people who make the game I play I hope they all fail and get thrown out Y-you too Not the people Kor, just the mindset. I actually love the sprites and dedication to Lavaland...I just hate lavaland. Same thing so far with this. Maybe it won't give me AID's, maybe it will.only time will t...

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>I hate one of the most popular pieces of content in the game and won't say why. Hope you all fail! What actually even is the purpose Do any of you actually like the game at all Is it the most popular? How did you work that out? Also hate ishyperbole on my part. I hate lavaland as much as I can hat...

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Oh jeez, my bad, usually when somebody smashes "PERSON DESCRIPTOR" + "meme" they're referring to the person in a negative light. So instead of reading "codermemes" as in "memes about coders" I read it as "wow fuck those codermeme people" (you know, ...

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I mean don't get me wrong I fucking despise lavaland and this is just going to be that but with bits tacked on, and I am positively throbbing at the thought of this failing so codermemes get exiled to the scorched earth I still really don't get this attitude a lot of the (more vocal) people have. W...

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Why are we debating this? The Reichstag has fallen, Hindenburg is dead. Literally hitl- Er I mean planetstation is happening. Come on it's not that bad. If it nukes the server pop wise and someone goes and makes a TGserver retro you can just play on that, if it works and is fun then it works and is ...

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Are you surprised by this turn of events?

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oranges wrote:The truth is I don't like botany anymore, ever since bob dobbington was rude to me so you can expect a few more nerfs in it's future.

I'm gonna make it more of a joke than security.

Where's the lie?

If I main toxins for a bit and then verbally molest you can you nerf that for me as well?

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