/tg/Station 13

Reece

Let spacecarp breeding occur as part of xenobio. Feeding carp meat makes them more likely to attack, feeding them mutagen will change their traits, if you feed space carp live monkeys then they will lay carp eggs which carry over behaviour and traits. Some traits could be - Lure which lights up if y...

Reece

Make organ failure happen if you jam too many organs in, or require anti rejection drugs for weirder organs. The only way to be free of the drugs is die, and then be cloned to acclimitise the body...though that may be hard to do clonewise.

Reece

I-Is that Chernabog?
You know Disney sends killteams for copyright infringement right.

Reece

'Stating this law causes human harm'

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Make Kudzu actually useful beyond swallowing the station.

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Ripleys were meant to mine, not fight. Get it in your head. Too bad there's nowhere to mine that isn't flooded with hostile mobs. > Pick a wall. > Mine through that wall. > You have broken through rock to more rock which leads to more rock which leads to more rock, which leads to more rock. > Disco...

Reece

DemonFiren wrote:feathers on argonians were a mistake
feathers on ashliggers

i can't honestly judge

Imagine. Imagine. Inagine.

They do move in herds.

Reece

This thread is amazing. Also ashliggers should have feathers because they are genetic throwbacks.

Reece

Add Jurassic Park science outfits to the game.

Reece

Good idea. Make lizards unable to be plant peopled. Inject a chicken egg with the lizard blood and it hatches into a new lizard after time.

Reece

Escalation is a fools game. Decapitation strike is the best option. Shoot to kill.
The crime is life.
The sentence is death.

Reece

Super Aggro Crag wrote:Not secure dors though no ghost armory raida

Let ghosts click on coffins in a dark chapel and make them rattle

Reece

Penalising people for not playing the game when they don't want to play? seems a totally good idea. Then don't click ready???? Ah yes, the fantastic tactic of 'don't play unless you commit to playing a role you don't actually want and won't enjoy or risk fucking the roles you do want' when the prob...

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SS13 doctors are fucking wizards apparently.

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Penalising people for not playing the game when they don't want to play?
seems a totally good idea.

Reece

*Security should get standard department access rather than all. Detective should get all. So, give security all but command access, and give detective all? Gotcha. No. Generic all access, as in all civillian level access to the kitchen, garden, botany, etc. Then all basic department access to engi...

Reece

Secirity should get standard department access rather than all. Detective should get all.

Reece

Anonmare wrote:It's made in the atmospheric water backpack tanks, assuming the backpack has enough water to work with. It's a transparent barrier that blocks heat transfer and scrubs the air of toxins

Shit that's useful. If it scrubs toxins is it faster than air scrubbers?

Reece

I would unironically smash the lizard with my meat crowbar.

Reece

Nah, pirates vs ops.

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Make chemical bombs stronger and vtoxin bombs be gas bag incendiaries

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Crack open a server with the boys.

Reece

FantasticFwoosh wrote:But not on station guns.

Wiznerds using guns are scum

Reece

Anonmare wrote:Only if damaging the heart is delayed long enough to tell them that they are already dead.

They can only travel five steps before their heart explodes.

Reece

Add a CQC style that damages organs. Damaged stomach makes you vomit every so often. Damaged heart causes heart attacks, damaged lungs causes fatigue, damaged eyes causes visual loss.

Reece

>traitor goes to maint and picks up a energy pen >we arrest him for being suspicious >find energy pen, brig him for five minutes and tracker implant him >he gets buttmad >leaves and comes back with four minibombs and ruins the round for all of sec because we didnt execute him for being a traitor th...

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When they are genuinely being all around shit heads as a majority; murdering one sec guy on the sly is different from butchering a department. When their numbers are limited; killing three guys is one thing, killing eight is something else entirely. When your actions will reduce the overall damage d...

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>traitor goes to maint and picks up a energy pen >we arrest him for being suspicious >find energy pen, brig him for five minutes and tracker implant him >he gets buttmad >leaves and comes back with four minibombs and ruins the round for all of sec because we didnt execute him for being a traitor th...

Reece

Yeah fuck that noise. I kill people as security because in the immortal words of Mal 'They try to kill me right back'

Reece

Let the malf grow metal legs, a gattling laser and clusterbang launcher. So the malf can physically rip its way out the sat to murder fleshbags.

Reece

Also why does the little spessman hack his arm off in the most brutal manner possible.

Reece

Chaplains are needed to tuen cults from 'security is an actual death camp' to 'security is a deathcamp but the priest feeds you juice and hits you on the head a lot'

They're not exactly a make or break factor

Reece

If they need the gulag they deserve death.

Reece

Thanks for the fast replies.

Next question, what's the best way to painlessly kill a disabled man with a satellite laptop without breaking the laptop?

Reece

If you crash land a plane and you and a guy with no feeling or nerves in his legs live, is it more of less evil to wait until he's alseep and then eat his legs than simple cannibalism?

Reece

We have, intelligent spiders were the proper starship troopers bugs.

Reece

Also. Add G forces. Hacking the shuttle to early launch should gib anyone not buckled in and cause fatal heart attacks in people in the red on health.

Reece

You could hand-wave it by the gravigen emitting a powerful gravimetric burst before correctly calibrating itself, thus exceeding normal human reflexes. A Speeseman would not know when it is coming, unless he watches the gravigen itself. Why would you not orient yourself into a standing position reg...

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No it doesn't. You are used to life on a space station and should be able to orient yourself, the laws of momentum still apply to altering your relative position in zero gee environment would be simple enough.

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Port SS13 to Gmod, then use wiremod computers to make a fully functional BYOND, and then re-add SS13 to the wiremod BYOND and play like that for extra meta.

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Virus that infects borgo's and makes their visuals spaz out, so they see plasma everywhere, or everyone looks on fire, or everyone looks like aliens.

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But would you A) have the patience and energy to do this and B) have the clout to get this change through?

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OOC salt when flyperson is a tator

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Remove Meteors, it is the shittest event and adds nothing but an early shuttle call.

Reece

I always prefer to perma antags when possible. Hell, I actually HOPE they escape with outside help/storage implant/etc, bonus points if they manage to beat a taunting sec officer to death with soap and a table. Permabrig/gulag is why I always keep an E-Mag in a storage implant. Caught murdering som...

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Just to reiterate, they, you, and everyone else was made an antag at the same time, after the events I was initially talking to you about had already transpired. At no point was I questioning you about your actions as an antag. I never said you weren't overstepping your boundaries. Granted, you did...

Reece

I was aware of everyone's antag status. I pressed the "make everyone a traitor" button shortly after you and I began our conversation. I pulled you out to the admin prison to prevent you from taking advantage of the situation and vice versa. My only concern was that you were overstepping ...

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Tried embedding them but the board tells me it's impossible to determine the size of the images.

Reece

Kor wrote:Round number would be helpful if you have it

How do you get that?

IrishWristWatch0 wrote:How about you post links that don't look phishy

What do you mean? They are links to a free image hosting site. Would it be better if I embedded the images

Reece

Byond account and character name: Reece1995 and Fishes-for-work Admin: Atlantaned Time and Server(Bagil or Sybil) incident occurred: 10:40pm UK time, on server Sybil. Detailed summary: Caught a perp for assualting people in the brig, breaking cryo. Walked on the guy murdering a lizard doctor, expect...

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