/tg/Station 13

HoS is pretty much the second most powerful guy on the station behind the Captain, and is probably the only head who bothers to demote his subordinates if they're acting shitty, so I'd say he's already a pretty significant head

>Insert large beaker >Set to 20 units >Click aluminum, hydrogen, oxygen, sulphuric acid >Eject beaker and put in chemmaster >Create 4 patches, 20u size, this heals ~60 brute on average Congratulations, that's all it takes to be not shit. Just do that a whole bunch until one of the desks is full, the...

Problem is that most rounds I've played in medbay, the chemists are almost universally unreliable. They usually fuck off immediately without making any healing patches, and the few times they actually stay at the desk, they're too busy making hellnades to fill any orders or healing chems

Security already has to play enough "he said/she said" when it comes to slap fights between two crew members swear the other tried to kill them and demand justice, as a sec officer I don't want to have to go into hyper "what if" mode every time a fellow officer asks for someone t...

Game already ded

I still think being able to drink styptic powder would be both silly and OP, maybe if it didn't give you the instant healing and only did the residual healing when ingested it'd be alright

I'd probably put command and the AI core in either a more secluded location to prevent cargo techs and assistants from breaking in via cargo bay and maint, or put those areas in a very central location where anyone trying to break in will probably end up being spotted and give sec a chance to respon...

If people put in the time to actually use toxins, they can completely and utterly fuck the station, almost as bad as a singulo in some cases (see: Bones McGee as a traitor scientist). I think it's more that people are too lazy to fully utilize toxins on a round to round basis, which is probably a go...

What kind of HoP wouldn't be dutifully watching over his office at all times

Well ingestion is way more versatile than topical applications, since you can take it by pills, syringes, eyedropper, cryo, drinking or eating, IV, and probably some other ways I can't think of. Topical chems like styptic and silver sulf have to be prepared into patches before being able to be used,...

Having >5 clowns should make the HoP valid for spacing

Cucks-the-X where X can be anything from the Captain to the HoS (not much of a spread, but bear with me)

But then isn't that just the same as cryo?

Cryo is better at keeping people stable, I see sleepers as being better at healing scratch damage that doesn't warrant a patch or is too spread out over multiple limbs to be healed with a bandaid or ointment

Which is weird because all of its components heal

>Gang leader, old gang version >Start converting some folks >Engiborg gets on my case, stop and pretend to be normal helpful crew >I make a joke at Mekhi Anderson's expense >Cap likes the joke >Invites me to his office >OBOYOFUCKOBOY >Decide to RP along, take a seat >Captain asks if I am willing to...

The people who would only want to join security to make massive guns and shoot people with them are the people you don't want joining security

I've always liked working with Fiz Bump in any role he plays in, doctor, sec officer, whatever. Lola Cobblestone is also usually pretty cool to work with, and as much as we prod him, Mekhi Anderson is pretty much reliable in every job he takes, and is a dependable HoS. Daisy Holmes also gets a shout...

Babin wrote:Chemistry has two. Science can build as many as needed. They can produce more than chemistry if they really want to.

You'd need to build a lot of portable chem dispensers to equal the energy of the two chemistry ones

The thing about patches is that chemists are incredibly unreliable and it's very rare to get someone to actually stay at the chem desk and pump out patches, so they're more of an occasional treat than something to be relied upon. Also, the chem dispensers that science can build are incredibly shit a...

Ezel wrote:
lumipharon wrote:antag clowns don't start with clumsy.

Inb4 gives clown 3 tasers and shoot without exploding in the face
To perma brig with him

If you give a clown a taser I think you need to step back and reanalyze your metastrategy

Sal-Glu could use a minor buff but otherwise I like it

Job: CMO
Action: I LAY ON THE GROUND AFTER HAVING FLASHED MYSELF AND GOOF, FEELING SATISFIED. I THEN GET UP, WORDLESSLY PAT GOOF ON THE SHOULDER REASSURINGLY AND LEAVE TO WALK AROUND THE STATION LOOKING FOR SOMEONE TO HELP

Pretty much all the codebases agree that thanks to how deep in space SS13 is, Nanotrasen is forced to hire whatever thugs they can get. As for it's purpose, for a plasma research facility there's really no plasma research actually taking place.

SS13 is full of people who love to whine about every little thing, and when you get a few of them together they form an echo chamber that convinces them that literally 100% of the player base hates any given change (*cough* singulo *cough*).

What kind of stuff would you guys be interested in adding to the lore? Whether or not SS13 is actually state of the art and super valuable, or just an expendable glued together ball of orbital wreckage should be left mysterious and not set in stone so people can believe what they want, but adding ba...

My character is crazy and just HAS to murder people randomly

(Format stolen from PAS) HELP : [ United Kingdom ] (?) (PP) (VV) (SM) (JMP) (TP) : Can you tell America to fuck off with this independence shit, they literally do this all the time and it's not fun anymore. They just spend all our money on guns and trying to separate, and then they have the gall to ...

JOB: CMO ACTION: FIRST, I TAKE STOCK OF THE SITUATION MY CHEMIST HAS A SHITLOAD OF HELLNADES AND NOW JUST TOOK MY PRIDE AND JOY, MY BATON I IMMEDIATELY PANIC AND SHOUT OUT OVER COMMAND RADIO THAT GOOF IS A REV AND ABOUT TO KILL ME, AND THEN I TRY TO MIX FLASH POWDER (WITHOUT STABILIZING AGENT, I NEE...

Context: There were two ghosts dressed up as faggots (the food thing) and following me around for the entire round, which led to some gold like this [Medical] Fiz Bump asks, "Did those faggots leave you alone Phoebe?" [Medical] Phoebe Lotsu says, "NO NO THEY DIDN'T" Phoebe Lotsu ...

Not sure if this belongs here, but a few days ago I was a doctor during the "spider swarm nightmare" round, and Badknees as the detective saw the CMO, Von Kross, using a duel esword on a giant spider in the medbay lobby (he wasn't an antag, I guess he found it or something). Badknees immed...

Eh, I'd prefer more subtle stuff. The nanotrasen sec one is pretty good

Bump???

Call me a bleeding heart here, but I think cutting someone's tongue out counts as human harm

It was a bug, and though that number is huge, the station actually got sucked dry or air and everyone froze. Here are some more numbers -2.39229e+024 Air in hallway -1.37826e+028 Air in bridge Toxin in bridge: -1.75448 Reminds me of a bug I saw where someone fucked atmos so badly, he filled a ALL o...

Maybe give it to the Warden so he can tool around and make customized firearms when the brig is moving slowly. Of course, maybe his time would be better spent watching and communicating with the other officers, so I dunno

ACTION: BATON THE EVERLOVING FUCK OUT OF GOOF AND TELL HIM TO GET BACK TO DOING USEFUL SHIT, THEN TELL THE ADMIN MY CHARACTER LEARNED HOW TO MAKE THAT SHIT IN SPACE NAM

I can throw the pigshove mod on the server when we go to use it next

What the fuck is this why am I listed under silicons, who the fuck is responsible for this?? Anyway, I go stop by Cargo to get lots of large beakers, maybe they won't be SHIT and will actually help me Wow I just got completely ignored, it's like being the real CMO! I go to medbay to make sure thing...

What the fuck is this why am I listed under silicons, who the fuck is responsible for this?? Anyway, I go stop by Cargo to get lots of large beakers, maybe they won't be SHIT and will actually help me

PHOEBE LOTSU, CMO EXTRAORDINAIRE , SIGNING UP FOR DUTY If you don't destroy me and a few operatives with hellfoam and cause the disk to respawn somewhere that prompts a mad dash to victory I will be VERY DISAPPOINTED Oh please, I'm sure I'll be too busy yelling at the chemists to stop making meth a...

PHOEBE LOTSU, CMO EXTRAORDINAIRE, SIGNING UP FOR DUTY

Honestly, I don't really care too much about someone getting banned for this one, I've gotten over it after seeing Cheimon be cool elsewhere. It was a clusterfuck of ar ound anyway so w/e

How would this be handled if some random assistant executed the CMO based on circumstantial evidence? I thought only the captain should be performing executions on such shaky evidence. Did the AI get ANY direction from the command staff on this? This wasn't so much a judicial execution as a targete...

You didn't drag me to the brig, you dragged me to the gibber despite me not resisting at all (I didn't even regenerate because I didn't think they would actually go through with the gibbing). And so what if there were three names in the cloner? As the CMO, if things are running smoothly I usually of...

Sounds like the AI/borgs were purged. That's an excuse to do ANYTHING as a silicon, and that includes beating suspected terrorists up, flooding plasma, lethalling people in your AI core, arming the crew, whatever. Typically it's seen as shitty to kill everyone, but it's perfectly legit. In this cas...

Your byond account: Shaps Your character name: Phoebe Lotsu Their character name: IP-291 (AI) and QT-Pi (Sec-Borg) Their byond account(optional, but useful if you can provide it): Cheimon and Llamatron2k, respectively Server and time: Sybil at around 9:20PM EST or so Logs and/or screenshots: http://...

It's not like Assistants are only good for new players, even though I regularly play Sec, HoP and Captain sometimes, I go Assistant for goofing off (note: not greytiding) and wandering around the station without having to worry about fucking over the rest of the station by not doing my job. Sometime...

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