/tg/Station 13

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Umbra.
Fucking with people and spooking them would be fun.

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>Observe round 15 minutes in >See a vault creature on Lavaland doing botany, decide to join in because why not >Two miners gibtonite into the seed vault with the intent to kill and loot us >Get a lucky RNG knockdown on one of the miners, hack him to death with a hatchet >Take his KA and kill the oth...

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Supermatter spears, created by clicking supermatter shards with wired rods.
Works like a one-use supermatter sword.

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There are Argonians with two-word and more-than-three-word names in TES, though.

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Personally im skipping MHG as it looks like it has way less content than MH4U. Nah. It's got a lot more quests, weapons, armor, and non-subspecies monsters than 4U, even without G-rank. The high-level Ferocious monsters are apparently supposed to be comparable in difficulty to level 140 guild quest...

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Goliath Lord.
Will only become vulnerable when targeting someone wearing a Japanese schoolgirl uniform and kitty ears.

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[Common] Kameron Tanner yells, "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUDGE!!" Kameron Tanner yells, "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUDGE!!" Kameron Tanner has died at Fore Primary Hallway. I still don't know what happened and probably never will. I was doing Admin Stuff at the time. I just know that the...

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Maybe split it up into a "main antag" section and a "side antag" section?

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(F) DEAD: Alan Bentway says, "I think I'm done with security" (F) DEAD: Alan Bentway says, "Fuck it" wasn't that the round where the hos arrested the person and a holo killed him in security and broke out but nobody cared? yeah i'd quit sec too The round where Shadowlight spawne...

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Having them activate when stepped on seems a bit redundant, considering we already have mouse traps for that.

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(F) DEAD: Alan Bentway says, "I think I'm done with security"
(F) DEAD: Alan Bentway says, "Fuck it"

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>Shaft miner >You're also a traitor, kill this mime >I immediately realize that it's DA, whatever >Go mine >Mime goes loud and gets himself killed early on >Join Tim Ebow in his quest to kill an Ash Drake >He's also a traitor >We attack the Drake with a Honk Render, then the combined might of spendi...

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Eating the orange in the Sloth ruin should have a 5% chance of giving you a robeless Time Stop spell.

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Sec was so shit they emptied all their disabler shots on a guy with Sleeping Carp.

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I was a rev during that round. I'm fairly sure the clown had already died by that point anyway, as he was dead at round end and was screaming about the prisoner transfer center before that.

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The unloved rock wrote:wizard spell that bans someone for a minute.

The statue spell pretty much does this already.

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A vocal minority isn't exactly "everyone".

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bandit wrote:Particularly common lately: AIs that don't talk like AIs.

An AI is little more than a human/lizard/whatever brain in a metal box. What do you want them to talk like?

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Ooh, ooh, how many do I have?

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Let people spin stun batons and use them to block energy swords.

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Clowns play the sad trombone sound upon death.

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Plump Helmet Men as a new playable race.

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Super Aggro Crag wrote:also i hate lizardmen with argonian names, thats dumb.

That's pretty much become the norm at this point.

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Better yet, just have an invisible supermatter shard spawn at round-start on a completely random tile in the station Z-level.

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Gold-slime-core headslugs let you have your very own pet changeling if you have a sentience potion and a human corpse nearby. Well actually they turn into a monkey after the body pops with no ling abilities. Unless some admin turns the monkey into a ling via TP That got fixed, it works properly now.

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Gold-slime-core headslugs let you have your very own pet changeling if you have a sentience potion and a human corpse nearby.

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Swarmers aren't supposed to actually harm people, anyway. Just disable them.

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The one in Sybil just now would've been fun if it WEREN'T FOR THE TRAITOR AI.

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Please, no. Special snowflake lizards I can deal with, but cat ears and tails on HUMANS is crossing the line.

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Platinum slimes that come from splitting sepia slimes. When a platinum slime core is injected with plasma, it creates a chronofield like with a sepia slime, but instead of being able to throw or shoot things you can punch with no click delay.

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Reed Glover.

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The X-Files theme plays constantly while you are inside the Abductor shuttle.

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Replica blood-red hardsuits, because the replica black-red spacesuits don't fool anyone anymore.

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Mining drills gib anyone who has gar glasses embedded in them.

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Beepsky should yell security gas mask lines when chasing a criminal, which scares them and forces them to slow down from the fear.

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Forcefeeding someone with a salt shaker or pepper mill won't display the forcefeeding message.

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Put a mirror in genetics cloning so people can get their hairstyle back.

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If you're a bartender, need iron for Beepsky Smash/Amasec and there are no chemists, you can just go grab a wrench, dismantle a couple things for metal and then put the sheets into a grinder.

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Exiting the syndie shuttle on the station Z-level without a pinpointer on you should detonate your explosive implant.

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Grinding cherries should result in cherry-flavored space lube.

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When people say "N20" or "NO2" instead of "N2O".

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>Assistant >Oh, you're also a traitor. Kill this other greyshirt and steal a jetpack. >Target disappears and I never see him again. >Stuff happens, shuttle is called. >Emag into EVA and take jetpack before shuttle docks. >Get on escape pod with 2 other people. >Borg comes into pod and opens the door...

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