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by Kot
Sat May 23, 2015 11:02 am
Forum: Video Games
Topic: Galactic Civilization III: Invasion of the Dicks
Replies: 11
Views: 3545

Re: Galactic Civilization III: Invasion of the Dicks

>USA
>Organized
>Fast
>LIKEABLE
top kek
by Kot
Thu May 21, 2015 1:22 pm
Forum: Video Games
Topic: Flappy Clown
Replies: 13
Views: 3171

Re: Flappy Clown

I almost had an heart attack because of "BWOINK"!
by Kot
Tue May 19, 2015 7:31 pm
Forum: Video Games
Topic: The Wizarder 3: A Polish Dating Game
Replies: 102
Views: 29701

Re: The Wizarder 3: A Polish Dating Game

mosquitoman wrote:boring generic fantasy shit
It's masterrace slavic fantasy you boring turd.
by Kot
Tue May 19, 2015 3:56 pm
Forum: Video Games
Topic: What are you nerds playing?
Replies: 3331
Views: 870110

Re: What are you faggots playing?

DemonFiren wrote:Meh, like an unrobust scrub I'm not aiming at all. I'm letting my Weapons Officer figure out the firing solutions.
Execute.
Get better Weapons Officer.
by Kot
Mon May 18, 2015 6:46 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Stories of rage, tears and regret
Replies: 2833
Views: 849054

Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Though if they're your target, just kill to be sure. They may as well ghost and give you a huge middle finger.
by Kot
Mon May 18, 2015 5:22 pm
Forum: Video Games
Topic: What are you nerds playing?
Replies: 3331
Views: 870110

Re: What are you faggots playing?

DemonFiren wrote:Next up: Silent Hunter 3!

Now if only I figured why I suck so bad at making torpedoes hit.
Not enough SUPERIOR GERMAN ENGINEERING.
by Kot
Mon May 18, 2015 2:42 pm
Forum: Video Games
Topic: Subnautica - HOLY SHIT WHAT IS THAT THING?
Replies: 426
Views: 110144

Re: Subnautica - HOLY SHIT WHAT IS THAT THING?

An0n3 wrote:If I had a dollar for everytime Sticky did this in Space Engineers I could buy a copy of Subnautica for most of the people in this thread.
Just posting, in case you ever get that dollar.
by Kot
Mon May 18, 2015 2:41 pm
Forum: Video Games
Topic: The Wizarder 3: A Polish Dating Game
Replies: 102
Views: 29701

Re: The Wizarder 3: A Polish Dating Game

Polish doesn't turn G into some inbred J, duh. Polish spelling is ultra-fucking-simple. Also, people are raging because they removed some graphical shit that was in E3 trailers*, but it's not even close to Watch Dogs level of removing stuff. And I suppose in few weeks (days) we will get a mod or eve...
by Kot
Sat May 16, 2015 9:52 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: OFFICIAL SERVER IS DOWN THREAD: MSO GOT HIGH!
Replies: 508
Views: 230423

Re: OFFICIAL SERVER IS DOWN THREAD: RETURN OF THE CRASH

Sybil is dead forever, go to Basil everyone.
by Kot
Wed May 06, 2015 12:43 pm
Forum: Video Games
Topic: TOTAL WAR: WARHAMMER
Replies: 50
Views: 17672

Re: TOTAL WAR: WARHAMMER

I'm curious about your favourite chapter considering the way the lore works is that half the Chapters are either dead, dying or mary sues. Soul Drinkers? Celestial Loins Lions. For standing up against Inquisition and still not becoming edgy edgelords that became deamon lunch like guys above. (I sti...
by Kot
Tue May 05, 2015 6:50 pm
Forum: Video Games
Topic: TOTAL WAR: WARHAMMER
Replies: 50
Views: 17672

Re: TOTAL WAR: WARHAMMER

Meh. The needle rifle concept is pretty cool. Really narrow focal length laser that a dart full of nasty toxins rides along inside. Go outside you... you... traitor to humanity. Boltguns are holiest weapons in existence, and are clearly so sophisticated that your tiny mind cannot comperhend. Don't ...
by Kot
Tue May 05, 2015 3:00 pm
Forum: Video Games
Topic: TOTAL WAR: WARHAMMER
Replies: 50
Views: 17672

Re: TOTAL WAR: WARHAMMER

Meh. The needle rifle concept is pretty cool. Really narrow focal length laser that a dart full of nasty toxins rides along inside. Go outside you... you... traitor to humanity. Boltguns are holiest weapons in existence, and are clearly so sophisticated that your tiny mind cannot comperhend. Don't ...
by Kot
Mon May 04, 2015 6:24 pm
Forum: Video Games
Topic: GTA 5 IS OUT
Replies: 68
Views: 21144

Re: GTA 5 IS OUT

>modding and then playing singleplayer

Em, this is going too far.
by Kot
Mon May 04, 2015 6:23 pm
Forum: Video Games
Topic: TOTAL WAR: WARHAMMER
Replies: 50
Views: 17672

Re: TOTAL WAR: WARHAMMER

Exept they aren't. AI is forbidden, Machine Spirits are esentially what is left of thought in brains they put in cases they use instead of AIs. Just like spacemans AIs.
by Kot
Mon May 04, 2015 3:51 pm
Forum: Video Games
Topic: TOTAL WAR: WARHAMMER
Replies: 50
Views: 17672

Re: TOTAL WAR: WARHAMMER

You pull trigger, bolt shell goes bang and projectile exits barrel. Second stage propellant goes bang once it's in flight (WHY.JPEG) accelerating BOOLIT again. BOOLIT explodes shortly after impact on target like a HEAT round. While this would be really cool visually (three bangs per bullet!) it's a...
by Kot
Sun May 03, 2015 7:00 pm
Forum: Video Games
Topic: Endless Space - Space Lord galaxy grabbin' LP
Replies: 55
Views: 16051

Re: Endless Space - Space Lord galaxy grabbin' LP

Pretty sure none of us is in deep enough to play Aurora so this one-upsmanship isn't going anywhere interesting. I've played it but I agree with Steelpoint. It's all crunch and no substance. In Dorf Fort your reward for learning to play it is some really crazy and amazing stories and interactions b...
by Kot
Sun May 03, 2015 5:23 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Shit that flew under my radar
Replies: 21
Views: 5115

Re: Shit that flew under my radar

What is Chrono Legionnaire.
by Kot
Sun May 03, 2015 4:10 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Stories of rage, tears and regret
Replies: 2833
Views: 849054

Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

DemonFiren wrote:Please tell me you got that Chaplain b&.
Only daybad sadly.
by Kot
Sun May 03, 2015 1:34 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Stories of rage, tears and regret
Replies: 2833
Views: 849054

Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

>Join Sybil because noone at Basil >Cargo Technican, well ok. >Get gear >Do cargo shit when suddenly I'm attacked by Chaplain (the guy wasn't even antag) >Get killed in middle of hallway >He just takes my insulated gloves and toolbelt >I JUST GOT KILLED OVER INSULATED GLOVES AND TOOLBELT >Suddenly f...
by Kot
Sun May 03, 2015 5:59 am
Forum: Video Games
Topic: Endless Space - Space Lord galaxy grabbin' LP
Replies: 55
Views: 16051

Re: Endless Space - Space Lord galaxy grabbin' LP

Endless Legend > Endless Space
Also Roving Clans ftw.

Distant Worlds is good too, except sometimes (most of the time) it's a rollercoaster you have no chance to control.
by Kot
Sat May 02, 2015 7:55 am
Forum: Video Games
Topic: GTA 5 IS OUT
Replies: 68
Views: 21144

Re: GTA 5 IS OUT

Welcome to 2010s where having fun while playing your game is forbidden.
by Kot
Fri May 01, 2015 3:54 pm
Forum: Video Games
Topic: TOTAL WAR: WARHAMMER
Replies: 50
Views: 17672

Re: TOTAL WAR: WARHAMMER

Deathwing here. All other upcoming WAMHAM games are shit. Space Hulk Terminator game from the guys who made E.Y.E. [youtube]WGmmXd8r4YQ[/youtube] [youtube]ug_gqH1tzPk[/youtube] Honestly I'm more waiting for Battlefleet Gothic: Armada. We really need good Wh40k RTS or Imperial Guard first person sho...
by Kot
Wed Apr 29, 2015 6:22 pm
Forum: Video Games
Topic: Horse Genitals High Resolution Mod (Skyrim General)
Replies: 95
Views: 108126

Re: Horse Genitals High Resolution Mod (Skyrim General)

It's too late now, the deed is done. We shall storm Valve headquaters in search for Half Life 3, just to find it has day one DLCs, has paid mods support and will be relased in episodes.

Also, does anyone know what to do in Skyrim now except turning it into sex hell using mods?
by Kot
Tue Apr 28, 2015 6:35 pm
Forum: Video Games
Topic: Horse Genitals High Resolution Mod (Skyrim General)
Replies: 95
Views: 108126

Re: Horse Genitals High Resolution $99.99

Install those sick mods from LoversLab which can even make YOU pregnant with horse!
by Kot
Tue Apr 28, 2015 6:02 pm
Forum: Video Games
Topic: Horse Genitals High Resolution Mod (Skyrim General)
Replies: 95
Views: 108126

Re: Horse Genitals High Resolution $99.99

Kot wrote: Also I belive we don't have Skyrim thread so there's that.
It's Skyrim thread now.
EDIT: Like regular Skyrim.
by Kot
Tue Apr 28, 2015 2:50 pm
Forum: Video Games
Topic: Horse Genitals High Resolution Mod (Skyrim General)
Replies: 95
Views: 108126

Re: Horse Genitals High Resolution $99.99

[youtube]7WD1tr-6l68[/youtube]
The battle is won.
by Kot
Mon Apr 27, 2015 4:01 pm
Forum: Video Games
Topic: Horse Genitals High Resolution Mod (Skyrim General)
Replies: 95
Views: 108126

Re: Horse Genitals High Resolution $99.99

What I want to know is, if you already had a mod before this new bullshit, that you now have to pay for, do you get to keep it for free? Or do you have to then pay for it to carry on playing? Both options are terrible tbh. One way only CERTAIN people are getting free content, the other way they are...
by Kot
Sun Apr 26, 2015 7:12 pm
Forum: Video Games
Topic: Horse Genitals High Resolution Mod (Skyrim General)
Replies: 95
Views: 108126

Re: Horse Genitals High Resolution $99.99

http://i.imgur.com/O5sp4E2.png http://i.imgur.com/MurgfvT.png You should have acted. They're already here. The Elder Posts told of their return. Their defeat was merely a delay, 'Til the time after Free Wekeend opened, When the sons of Internet would spill their own blood. But no one wanted to beli...
by Kot
Sun Apr 26, 2015 4:01 pm
Forum: Video Games
Topic: Horse Genitals High Resolution Mod (Skyrim General)
Replies: 95
Views: 108126

Re: Horse Genitals High Resolution $99.99

Image
FINISH HIM
by Kot
Sat Apr 25, 2015 4:37 pm
Forum: Video Games
Topic: Horse Genitals High Resolution Mod (Skyrim General)
Replies: 95
Views: 108126

Re: Horse Genitals High Resolution $99.99

Oh no bro, LoversLab is fine, they use way too much content from other people to even think about monetizing them, also they're pretty much very against it I think, don't visit that place often.
by Kot
Sat Apr 25, 2015 4:23 pm
Forum: Video Games
Topic: Horse Genitals High Resolution Mod (Skyrim General)
Replies: 95
Views: 108126

Re: Horse Genitals High Resolution $99.99

Donations are the way to go. They've been around for long, some people made actual money on it (at least more than the shitty 25% Valve is offering), and people just love to give others money if they don't have to.
by Kot
Sat Apr 25, 2015 10:33 am
Forum: Video Games
Topic: What are you nerds playing?
Replies: 3331
Views: 870110

Re: What are you faggots playing?

miggles wrote:planetoid pioneers will be networking and from what i remember it will be set in the CC universe
CC Universe =/= Cortex Command.
by Kot
Sat Apr 25, 2015 8:36 am
Forum: Ideas
Topic: Gunsmithing [The Final one, this shits getting old]
Replies: 23
Views: 5336

Re: Gunsmithing [The Final one, this shits getting old]

callanrockslol wrote:That's not even /tg/station13's map.
That's Metastation. Best station. Learn2station.
by Kot
Fri Apr 24, 2015 4:19 pm
Forum: Video Games
Topic: Horse Genitals High Resolution Mod (Skyrim General)
Replies: 95
Views: 108126

Re: Horse Genitals High Resolution $99.99

I do agree that people who put a lot of time and effort into a project, mod or otherwise, can be entitled to be paid for it at their own discretion. However I feel a far better way this should have gone was a donation based system. Valve actually removes links to donation pages from mod pages, or r...
by Kot
Fri Apr 24, 2015 3:44 pm
Forum: Video Games
Topic: Horse Genitals High Resolution Mod (Skyrim General)
Replies: 95
Views: 108126

Re: Horse Genitals High Resolution $99.99

>they ban people for talking bad about it on Steam forums.
>they remove mods that can be donated to outside Steam.
Valve. Valve no. Valve sthap.
by Kot
Fri Apr 24, 2015 3:32 pm
Forum: Video Games
Topic: Horse Genitals High Resolution Mod (Skyrim General)
Replies: 95
Views: 108126

Horse Genitals High Resolution Mod (Skyrim General)

Since today you will have to pay for previously free threads if author decides that you should. 75% of money goes to Valve.
Also I belive we don't have Skyrim thread so there's that.
by Kot
Thu Apr 23, 2015 7:40 pm
Forum: Video Games
Topic: What are you nerds playing?
Replies: 3331
Views: 870110

Re: What are you faggots playing?

I started playing some Arma III. I mean I did it before, just like every OPFCWC related game back to original one, and enjoyed it but I just did it again. Basically... flying a future Chinook with Hunter GMG sling-loaded under it, coming straight for some military base on Altis, flares, minigun blaz...
by Kot
Sat Apr 18, 2015 6:43 pm
Forum: Video Games
Topic: Fractured Space
Replies: 11
Views: 2396

Re: Fractured Space

I don't understand why the fuck it keeps throwing me into games with ships that take me out in 5 seconds solo because they're top of the tree, while I can barely scratch them with anything so I just panically blink around and missle them in arses.
by Kot
Wed Apr 15, 2015 6:54 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: What would you do if you were our Dictator?
Replies: 51
Views: 15840

Re: What would you do if you were our Dictator?

Abuse my power to screw with everyone, become super commando shithead in every round, force coderbus to add Space War Two gamemode with Space Nutzis and Space Russians shooting at each other with bolt action rifles, be a shithead generally.
by Kot
Tue Apr 14, 2015 5:06 pm
Forum: Video Games
Topic: GTA 5 IS OUT
Replies: 68
Views: 21144

Re: GTA 5 IS OUT

QuartzCrystal wrote:You silly bastards, GTAV has been out forever now. I've already played it on two separate consoles.
Go away, peasant.
by Kot
Tue Apr 07, 2015 2:05 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Basil: AKA, Ghost-station
Replies: 33
Views: 8384

Re: Basil: AKA, Ghost-station

Remember Badger clusterfuck 80 people ministation rounds?
Someone bring that back!
by Kot
Tue Apr 07, 2015 2:03 pm
Forum: Video Games
Topic: Chapter Master
Replies: 41
Views: 10634

Re: Chapter Master

Wyzack wrote:When you go rouge the entire imperium comes to ass fuck you to oblivion, it is not pretty
There is no difference anyway, since whole sector is either raped by tyranids, chaotic as fuck or exterminatus/orbital bombarded out.
by Kot
Mon Apr 06, 2015 5:53 pm
Forum: Video Games
Topic: Chapter Master
Replies: 41
Views: 10634

Re: Chapter Master

qwert wrote:No plasma cannons, volkite weapons, contemptor pattern dreadnought ;-;
AFAIK you can find a Volkite weapon as an artifact (very high chance it will be corrupted) but it's so powerful that it just needs to be rare.
by Kot
Sun Apr 05, 2015 2:01 pm
Forum: Video Games
Topic: Chapter Master
Replies: 41
Views: 10634

Re: Chapter Master

Bull shit, spess mehrens are masters at zero g boarding and combat. Space Marines are masters of zero-g boarding and combat in their suits. They aren't crews of their ships, regular humans crew those ships, and those ships were specifically designed after Horus Heresy to not let Marines get all the...
by Kot
Thu Apr 02, 2015 8:38 pm
Forum: Video Games
Topic: Chapter Master
Replies: 41
Views: 10634

Re: Chapter Master

Space combat can go out the window. Not only do even the most basic, and weakest, ships cost a ludricious amount of resources (From the most pathetic "escort" ships costing 2000 resources to the biggest ship costing 20,000 resources) but they are unreliable. You can't control or direct yo...
by Kot
Thu Apr 02, 2015 8:35 pm
Forum: Video Games
Topic: War for the Cent Comms Overworld
Replies: 5
Views: 1488

Re: War for the Cent Comms Overworld

I see tits. I like.
by Kot
Fri Mar 20, 2015 5:08 pm
Forum: Video Games
Topic: Counter Strike: Globaly Offensive Players
Replies: 70
Views: 17810

Re: Counter Strike: Global Offensive

Dual Elites, P90, spraymaster norank.
by Kot
Sat Mar 14, 2015 11:25 am
Forum: Video Games
Topic: What are you nerds playing?
Replies: 3331
Views: 870110

Re: What are you faggots playing?

Cities: Skylines is fooking good.
Flood that Ameripoor cities with sewage.