/tg/Station 13

tgUI is running slow as molassey balls. Tried clearing the IE cache etc but nothing is working and I feel like I might be missing something. Pls advise.

Who knows how many other companies are out there, doing the same shit in different places? Maybe there'd be some entity out there who'd save them 15 percent or more on station insurance.

Ispiria wrote:Maxcap. Grenades.

Think about that. It's a real thing.

How would one go about this? Obviously getting nitroglycerin from corn oil, but would 200u-ish be enough?

They look like shitty CM sprites

Spraying water on anyone with cat ears/a tail makes them flip out and drop anything they're holding

Tower Defense-esque gamemode. Boxstation only. Crew gets a warning that unidentified spacecraft are about to board the station through arrivals and/or escape. The goal is to prevent these monsters from destroying some sort of beacon in the AI upload. The crew gets a list of the mobs that will arrive...

captain sawrge wrote:

RobustAndRun wrote:ITT: weeb trash trying to prevent any nerfs to their discount fursonas

Fucking this. Mind if I repost this on r/ss13?

Go for it

ITT: weeb trash trying to prevent any nerfs to their discount fursonas

More shit for hacked cargo consoles Spacecoin Mining We'd have to add two items for this: Spacecoin Miner board (2k credits?) and a SpaceTrade board (or a better name, maybe 5k credits) Spacecoin Miners are machines that must be wired to the grid, and use a substantial amount of power. Each mining m...

Chemists who take 6 mins to make you 90u of mutagen and then get pissy when you ask for more
Chemists who don't make mutagen at all, and then shoot the botanists who try to use the chem dispensers to make their own chems (with the hellmix they spent the first half hour of the round crafting)

ComradeNecron wrote:Add a traitor item that can send players to citadel, telling them that they have been transported to the "deepest layer of hell"

Satanic Sacrificial Altar, acts like a cult sacrifice rune but only requires one other person present. Chaplain only traitor item, 20tc

Yakumo_Chen wrote:What kind of shitty gimmick revolves around buying the most boring and smooth-brained traitor item in the entire list, the syndie bomb?

Increase roundstart cargo points from 5000 to 10000.

Usually cargo spends the first round of points on themselves, leaving most people to not ask cargo for shit early as it's never worth the effort. Increase the points and maybe cargo will be more generous.

Oh my god no. Stop trying to make 2d space autism sim ultra-realistic

Do any OGs remember the plasma combustion engine? Chuck 10-12 plasma canisters into a reinforced room, add a few oxygen, light that mf up and add another canister of plasma every 10 minutes or so. If it got out of hand it was just a large-ish fire and not a huge unrepairable explosion.

Lean. Morphine+diphenhydramine+Space-Up.

Makes you scream rap lyrics. Hippie has this and it's a bit racist but y'all could do a fun version

Add pineapple.

Putting pineapple on pizzas causes irreversible brain damage.

Limey wrote:would they devour dead corpses fully or just nibble on bits and pieces of them?

IIRC they just bit the corpse until -100 brute damage

Boogie Bomb from Fortnite. A reskinned flashbang which forces anyone in the blast to stop and spin/flip for 7-8 seconds. 1tc for tato bartender.

Back on some server, somewhere, years ago (I forget,) lizards were added as a role joinable by dead players. Not the anthro lizards, but the tiny Merlin lizards. They functioned a bit like swarmers, except they ate food, trash and dead corpses. Upon reaching a certain number of food points, they cou...

Tinfoil hats/armor should protect against radiation damage but amplify fire damage

ROTATIUM/SKEWIUM This has to be done in a multi-part process to prevent explosion. I steal charcoal from the supply instead of making my own to cut down on a large step of this process, as we only need 9u. Dropper 9u of charcoal into a 100u container, and pop that into the dispenser. Step 1: mindbr...

>bringing SM shard on shuttle

pointing a laser pointer at a wall/window/airlock next to anyone with cat ears/tail will force them to dive head first into said object and headbutt it

Question on the mechanics of pyrosium and cryostalane

Do these chems heat faster and deplete oxygen more rapidly if there's more pyros/cryost present in the container?

Do they heat containers faster if there's less chems in the container, e.g. 50u vs 100u of water?

Re-add screaming hotkey

80% chance of instant 100 tox damage. 20% chance of random superpower

Jordb3 wrote:Allow armor and weapons to be attached to hacked mulebots that can be used by riders.

Possible equipment ranges from cardboard armor and foam force weapons all the way to roboticist printed armor and mech guns.

Researchers have discovered that regular earmuffs are in fact not large enough to fit cat-ears, and fall off at random intervals. The science for large earmuff research is not quite there yet.

MDMA
Forces help-intent, makes you randomly smile and point at people and say shit like "BRO HOW'RE YOU" "LOVE YOU MAAN"

In hotkey mode, C used to use your current hand on your off-hand. For example, while holding two containers, pressing C would use one on the other. This was incredibly useful for chemists, and especially virologists and xenobiologists who spend a lot of time dicking around with syringes and droppers...

Add a way to turn corn into kernels, a chemical which creates a metal foam-like reaction when heated. You must eat your way out of the popcorn walls.