>Rolling for scientist
>Roll captain
>Uh, okay.
>Mister Pepperoni the Librarian is waiting outside the bridge doors, asking that I order a pizza from Centcomm
>I tell him fuck no
>Borgy teleports in walks towards the door
>"Borg no!"
>He opens the door
>Mister Pepperoni runs around the bridge, demanding I order a pizza
>I shoot my disabler at him
>Well, attempt to
>I'm a shit shot
>Eventually the HoS comes in and he tosses him out
>"AI, open this door." demands Pepperoni
>"AI, ignore Mister Pepperoni." I say
>Mister Pepperoni is back on the bridge before I even know it
>But so is the HoS
>Pepperoni gets tossed out again
>I walk to the brig to check on things and head back to my office
>"Mister Peppernoi is annoying me" says the AI
>"He's in the captain's office."
>God
>Dammit
>I head in to my office and disabler him for a third time
>I Cuff him and take him to the brig
>Ask the HoS what we should do with 'em
>"Gulag, 250 points."
>"But I just wanted pizza!"
>"100 points still."
>We're right next to the door to gulag when suddenly the interrogation's room door opens!
>Out walks Central Command Officer Vannessa.
>What's that in her hands?
>IT'S A FUCKING PIZZA.
>We drag Mister Pepperoni in to interrogations and set his pizza down for him
>We uncuff him and walk out, he finally got what he wanted.
>BOOM
>"Nothing to see here." says Vannessa
>I head back to my office and message centcom "Say thanks to Vannessa for the pizza."
>"Mister Pepperoni says it was a real treat."
>So ends Mister Pepperoni
>Or so I thought
>A few more minutes later I get>Central Command Announcement "There's uh.. something strange in the captain's office."
>Fucking dammit
>I walk in to my office
>So does the HoS, the HoP, two Engineers
>Have you people ever heard of privacy?
>In my office I came face to face with..
>Mister Pepperoni's Ghost
>"GOD"
>"DAMMIT"
>"NO, NOT THIS SHIT AGAIN"
>"WE BLEW YOU UP ASSHAT"
>The 'ghost' has this fucking video on it
>The corner of my office starts.. glowing?
>Oh.. fuck.
>IN COMES THE SYNDICATE DROP POD
>GUNS ARE FIRING AT US
>EVERYONE WITH A GUN TRIES TO SHOOT 'EM
>DOESN'T DO SHIT
>OUT COMES AN OP
>WE ALL DIE
>Ops come in and grab the disk
>The one with the disk doesn't even know how to switch their suit
>They die and blow up from space damage
>The disk relocated because of it
>The disk ends up in xeno
>Admins start playing another PIZZA song
>Admins reskin the disk in to a green pizza
>OPs finally get the disk
>Station is gone in minutes
>All because I wouldn't order a pizza
10/10 I had fun and so did everyone watching.
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