Deepwoods wrote:The only thing I had on me was the sword.
you have antag gear, you're acting like an antag, should've left it there and told sec over PDA or common so someone else takes it if you didn't want to be valid
Deepwoods wrote:I turned it off when Sec showed up. I was disablered.
faggy surrenderz that officer left that encounter with blue balls, you deserve what you got
Deepwoods wrote:They had no evidence I had ever used it against anyone.
unnecessary, while it's a good IC justification and moving away from it could justify IC consequences like demotion, there's no OOC requirement to ingestigate and prove you're not an antag not just by sec, but by any player, it's in you to show that by not grabbing antag gear in the first place or take it in the chin if you've been framed
Deepwoods wrote:They implemented capital punishment over that.
valid both IC because of space law and OOC because of rule 4, acting like an antag
Deepwoods wrote:So in future encounters, instead of an assistant to fight, they'll get a plasma fire.
Deepwoods wrote:They had no evidence I had ever used it against anyone.
unnecessary, while it's a good IC justification and moving away from it could justify IC consequences like demotion, there's no OOC requirement to ingestigate and prove you're not an antag not just by sec, but by any player, it's in you to show that by not grabbing antag gear in the first place or take it in the chin if you've been framed
Deepwoods wrote:They implemented capital punishment over that.
valid both IC because of space law and OOC because of rule 4, acting like an antag
That isn't how Space Law works. Possession of a restricted weapon is a 5 minute brig sentence. This is all actually documented, but Sec never reads it before playing. They go by "the law is whatever I decide unless those above me say otherwise".
Here are other things that are 500 point gulag sentences or 5 minute brig sentences: Assault with a deadly weapon, assaulting an officer, manslaughter, possessing explosives, inciting a riot, sabotage, theft, B&E of a restricted area, major trespass, dereliction of duty.
Nothing I did is a Capital Crime under Space Law. Capital Crimes include murder, sexual assault, attempted murder, mutiny, grand sabotage, grand theft, and being an enemy of the corporation.
You don't keep someone in the brig for 10 minutes and then execute capital punishment during Condition Green just because they had a weapon.
Deepwoods wrote:That isn't how Space Law works. Possession of a restricted weapon is a 5 minute brig sentence.
there are traitors going around, you have traitor gear, you are a traitor until proven otherwise (hint: that's not happening), your crime is enemy of the corporation, possesion of a restricted weapon would be having a spear, stunprod, stunbaton, fire axe, etc. that isn't a traitor tell
Deepwoods wrote:That isn't how Space Law works. Possession of a restricted weapon is a 5 minute brig sentence.
there are traitors going around, you have traitor gear, you are a traitor until proven otherwise (hint: that's not happening), your crime is enemy of the corporation, possesion of a restricted weapon would be having a spear, stunprod, stunbaton, fire axe, etc. that isn't a traitor tell
Possession Of A Weapon is a class below Possession Of A Restricted Weapon, and carries a 2 minute brig sentence.
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PKPenguin321 wrote:ignore teepee
only thing you shoulda done differently is just ghost before they borged you
that's a bit gay
ahelp first maybe some ghost wants to be a borg
the best part of ghosting when you get arrested is how it throws sec into a futile rage
"aaaarg! you stupid ghost guy! youre, uh, gay! thatll show you..."
PKPenguin321 wrote:ignore teepee
only thing you shoulda done differently is just ghost before they borged you
that's a bit gay
ahelp first maybe some ghost wants to be a borg
the best part of ghosting when you get arrested is how it throws sec into a futile rage
"aaaarg! you stupid ghost guy! youre, uh, gay! thatll show you..."
No sec officer ever thinks that. if the guy ghosts the sec response is literally just "whelp that problem is solved" and they move on to other shit.
PKPenguin321 wrote:ignore teepee
only thing you shoulda done differently is just ghost before they borged you
that's a bit gay
ahelp first maybe some ghost wants to be a borg
the best part of ghosting when you get arrested is how it throws sec into a futile rage
"aaaarg! you stupid ghost guy! youre, uh, gay! thatll show you..."
No sec officer ever thinks that. if the guy ghosts the sec response is literally just "whelp that problem is solved" and they move on to other shit.
This. I wish more people ghosted after being arrested. Most of them just shout shitcurity over comms and come back to brig with a welderbomb. If they just ghost out, it's "won't have to deal with that shitter again" and back on the beat.
oranges wrote:honestly holy shit deedubs you're a dent head
wesoda25 wrote:deedub is one of the people that makes me wish i could block users on forums
IkeTG wrote:every post from deedubya is worrying behavior
Super Aggro Crag wrote:you're a poo head!!!!!
TheMythicGhost wrote:You're a moron, but that's really nothing new since you're Deedubya, and really at this point I'm just playing an instrument by speaking since your head is so goddamn empty these words are resonating as they pass through.
Lazengann wrote:What's interesting about deedubya is the guy has no reading skills or comprehension and his ADHD is so severe he can't read through a single thread but he shows up to argue anyway
annoyinggreencatgirl wrote:you really are almost superhumanly retarded dude, holy smokes.
>get traitor, get carp
>revs get announced
>violently grab and hug some people
>get reported a couple times
>kill a suspected revhead
>bring him to sec officer
>he takes body, I violently grab him and he immediately breaks the grip
>get arrested and questioned
>eventually get thrown into plasmafire
Never again will I help sec as tot.
>get wiz the next round
>get exploded, without a single casualty exept the bomber and me
>I didn't kill a single person
joooks wrote:
Naloac wrote:
In short, this appeal is denied. Suck my nuts retard.
Quoting a legend, at least im not a faggot lol
See you in 12 months unless you blacklist me for this
Timberpoes wrote: ↑
I'm going to admin timonk [...]. Fuck it, he's also now my second host vote if goof rejects.
pikeyeskey13 wrote: ↑
ok don't forget to shove it up your ass lmao oops u can delete this one I just wanted to make sure it went through
Agux909 wrote:
Timonk wrote:This is why we make fun of Manuel
Woah bravo there sir, post of the month you saved the thread. I feel overwhelmed by the echo of unlimited wisdom and usefulness sprouting from you post. Every Manuel player now feels embarrased to exist because of your much NEEDED wise words, you sure teached'em all, you genius, IQ lord.
PKPenguin321 wrote:ignore teepee
only thing you shoulda done differently is just ghost before they borged you
that's a bit gay
ahelp first maybe some ghost wants to be a borg
the best part of ghosting when you get arrested is how it throws sec into a futile rage
"aaaarg! you stupid ghost guy! youre, uh, gay! thatll show you..."
No sec officer ever thinks that. if the guy ghosts the sec response is literally just "whelp that problem is solved" and they move on to other shit.
This. I wish more people ghosted after being arrested. Most of them just shout shitcurity over comms and come back to brig with a welderbomb. If they just ghost out, it's "won't have to deal with that shitter again" and back on the beat.
>station is meteor'd, blown up, etc
>go out to assess damage and repair what I can
>find a desword
>bring it to the Brig to turn in, trying to play by the rules
>toss it to a Sec officer
>get stuck handcuffed in the Brig for 10 minutes
>HoS finally comes around and goes to put me in a cell for another 10 minutes before I shout him down
>they basically tossed everything I had on me and I lost all my gear and equipment
Never again, tot or not.
2nd.
>be Roboticist
>random Sec officer brings someone in telling me to forced-borg them
>random Sec says the HoS approved it
>tell him forced-borging requires the Captain's direct approval
>argument
>argument spreads over comms
>HoS says they speak for the Captain and the Captain approved it
>get bitched at by all of Sec over comms
>AI gets involved
>person brought in was misidentified in the justification used to convince me to forced-borg him
>realize this AFTER performing the brain extraction under pressure
>Sec officer has since fucked off
>sew the brain back into the guy's body, repair his organs, and revive him
>uncuff the guy
>guy says thanks and wanders off with a bonesaw
On the previous round, I discovered that, through bat form, vampires can vent crawl and grab stuff once they go back to human form
Nobody did this last round, but, I, admittedly POSSIBLY in a slightly meta, but otherwise realistic expectation, Expected something to go wrong at armoury, and I asked warden to check up on it.
>Warden.exe is not responding
>"Warden, please check the armoury"
>He goes in armoury and leaves.
>Vampire assistant breaks into armoury and steals a fucking shotgun and buckshot ammo because he stole the spare
>Warden goes in after I yell "WARDEN THERES A BALD TWAT IN THERE"
>Warden leaves after seeing that the vamptwat is long gone
>Another vamptwat raids armoury, I'm fucking done.
>Get ai to let me in armoury to guard it, Warden comes in, and I ask "Oy, warden, Mind welding the vents?"
>Warden wordlessly fucking punches me in the gut and leg sweeps me, and drags me out of armoury
>I try to stun warden because they're being a denthead, and I wanted to weld the fucking armoury vents.
>Warden fucking beats me into hardcrit and leaves me bleeding out in a cell
>Ce comes in to check what the fucks going on
>Warden beats the fuck out of ce
>It happens to be cult, and we have no guns because vamps looted armoury
>Cult Victory
I hate roundstart vamp
I play Trevor Fea on Bagil, And Giorno Giovanna on terry. Yes, I'm THAT raging asshole. Sorry for being such a cunt.
Have I told you how much I hate engineering, by the way?
Reyn wrote:Roundstart Vampires are a fucking mistake
On the previous round, I discovered that, through bat form, vampires can vent crawl and grab stuff once they go back to human form
Nobody did this last round, but, I, admittedly POSSIBLY in a slightly meta, but otherwise realistic expectation, Expected something to go wrong at armoury, and I asked warden to check up on it.
>Warden.exe is not responding
>"Warden, please check the armoury"
>He goes in armoury and leaves.
>Vampire assistant breaks into armoury and steals a fucking shotgun and buckshot ammo because he stole the spare
>Warden goes in after I yell "WARDEN THERES A BALD TWAT IN THERE"
>Warden leaves after seeing that the vamptwat is long gone
>Another vamptwat raids armoury, I'm fucking done.
>Get ai to let me in armoury to guard it, Warden comes in, and I ask "Oy, warden, Mind welding the vents?"
>Warden wordlessly fucking punches me in the gut and leg sweeps me, and drags me out of armoury
>I try to stun warden because they're being a denthead, and I wanted to weld the fucking armoury vents.
>Warden fucking beats me into hardcrit and leaves me bleeding out in a cell
>Ce comes in to check what the fucks going on
>Warden beats the fuck out of ce
>It happens to be cult, and we have no guns because vamps looted armoury
>Cult Victory
I hate roundstart vamp
Yeah about weird wardens.....
>tator
>TC trade for cqc
>mmm yes I can kidnap people I put to sleep and suck their blood while they scream for help
>captain starts mocking centcom
>CentCom announces fucking WAR
>Well then AA and armoury time
>warden sees me taking a riot shotgun
>MURDERS THE HELL OUT OF ME
>permas the HoP and three more people
>kills the HoP after he complains
>wew
Okay rage part over, experience ahead:
>ghost roll
>CentCom spawns all ghosts who clicked yes as interns
>nah I might get revived
>interns fail horribly
>someone loots me, I had SM objective, my body stays in the brig medbay
>CentCom announcement, I don't really care
>oh wait DEATHSQUAD
>TROOPER BOB JOHNSON REPORTING
>yeah we wipe half of the crew out, other five ops run around
>they all fucking die as it turns out later
>gun needs charging, I need healing
>evac sec post
>mime arrives, le Webb the moff
>she observes me for a few minutes, laughs and runs off
>thermals see the RD with a TTV
>time for some loot
>Rd throws the TTV after arming it, I kill him
>bomb explodes three tiles away, I survive with minor damage, mk3 Swat suit is good
>mime heals me, I give her a baton
>I hunt down the survivors
>I see the cap in an engi suit and a different ID
>he has eshield and pulse rifle
>oh god oh fuck
>revolver ran out, esword time
>he has baton
>rip
>I figure out that I was the last one
>welp
>good round overall
Moral of the day: don't fucking mock centcom
>go captain
>name station "generic war on centcom station 13"
>centcom takes it seriously
>I do too
>power cuts out halfway into the round
>Frick
>power eventually goes back on
>turn on pc
>router acts up, manage to get it working
>log on, I am stripped to my jumpsuit and shoes
>find some gamer bodies and loot them
>start getting chased around by some trooper
>the dude I woke up next to kills him
>gives me an eshield
>another deathsquaddie finds me (the dude above)
>I shoot a revolver at him and manage to get a couple shots in
>he shoots back and I jump into teleporter
>mfw flyman
>Johnson also jumps in
>he tries to stun me with the pulse rifle while i have the shield out
>ok retard
>I stun him with my baton and kill him
>take his hardsuit and escape on the shuttle
Everything was bombed to shit btw
joooks wrote:
Naloac wrote:
In short, this appeal is denied. Suck my nuts retard.
Quoting a legend, at least im not a faggot lol
See you in 12 months unless you blacklist me for this
Timberpoes wrote: ↑
I'm going to admin timonk [...]. Fuck it, he's also now my second host vote if goof rejects.
pikeyeskey13 wrote: ↑
ok don't forget to shove it up your ass lmao oops u can delete this one I just wanted to make sure it went through
Agux909 wrote:
Timonk wrote:This is why we make fun of Manuel
Woah bravo there sir, post of the month you saved the thread. I feel overwhelmed by the echo of unlimited wisdom and usefulness sprouting from you post. Every Manuel player now feels embarrased to exist because of your much NEEDED wise words, you sure teached'em all, you genius, IQ lord.
>spawn as atmos tech blood brother
>awesome! time to try a gimmick I've been wanting
>Jessica Sullivard spawns next to me, also atmos tech
>"Hey Dirk, what are you up to this round?"
>as I respond, she shoots me dead with a syndicate revolver
>body locked behind walls and never recovered
>Jessica plasma floods the station
>see round end screen
>she redtexted with no goals. I wasn't even her target.
I mean, it's not my rage, tears, or regret, But someone managed to fail a greentext... For the STUPIDEST reason possible
-Glorious bastart kills his objective
-Manages to kill most of the station for hijack.
-Makes it to centcomm with hijack.
-Round screen
-Poor sod managed to get his fucking hijack and kill goal, but didnt fucking get the slime extract
How do you do so well, yet fuck up so patheticly. I'm just... I'm sad. I feel like this boi was cheated out of something glorious.
I play Trevor Fea on Bagil, And Giorno Giovanna on terry. Yes, I'm THAT raging asshole. Sorry for being such a cunt.
Have I told you how much I hate engineering, by the way?
>spawn as atmos tech traitor
>WOOO!! Time to freeze the station
>Jessie Sullivard spawns next to me, again
>OHFUCK.gif
>"Don't worry, I won't shoot you."
>finish pissing myself and thank her
>go to make my setup
>entire distro piped to space tubes for freezing
>station air declining in temps nicely
>all of a sudden, starts to rise
>temp rising insanely
>"wtf, why is this happening?"
>someone had flooded distro with plasma, station on fire
>snuck in and did it in ~2 minutes while I was gone
>entire station burns up
Foiled again.
>playing Chaplain
>decide to do some mining as part of a spiritual pilgrimage through toil
>make a minebot with points because hey, why not
>hand it off to a ghost
>go back down and mine north
>directly north of the mining base (3-5 plasma cutter bolts) is Legion, who must've been released earlier in the shift by a now-dead miner who kited him all the way down
>back away and warn the minebot about what's up there
>minebot goes to look, aggroing Legion
>Legion is drawn down to the mining base
>circle around as shit goes sour, going to the south entrance of the mining base
>Legion is right at the fucking window of the north wall
>sprint to the public shuttle trying to escape
>Legion gets on after I push the button
>Legion gets onto the station and kills a bunch of people, including me as I desperately try to help shut the situation down
And now I'm banned for 12 days.
To the people who died from that, I'm genuinely sorry. It wasn't intentional in any way, shape, or form. I wasn't the one who let Legion out, and I didn't know how bad Legion was or I would've kited it out into Lavaland before trying to escape.
I've been playing Quartermaster for a little bit, setting up scrubbers on lavaland to sell gas. BZ and Miasma are the two moneymakers here and having one of them above 20% makes it worth doing.
This shift had BZ and Miasma at high enough percents that you could see them in the air. Combined around 55%, easily the most profitable I've seen. WE REQUIRE MORE EFFICIENCY.
This is fantasic news, so I head over to find a rapid piper so I can start doing set-up. No-one is in atmos so I hack in and get a locker and start dragging it around looking for a borg. Instead I find something even better which is a bunch of assistants breaking into the captains office and handing out AA. By the time I have it I've lost the locker so I go politely ask the scientist working toxins if he is done with his, and he is.
I set up the piping, two scrubbers, and sell 2 Canisters. WE REQUIRE MORE EFFICIENCY.
I order 4 more things of scrubbers, and with the help of some cargo techs set them up and sell another two loads of canisters. We are around 200,000 cargo credits at this point. There's so much gas being harvested that I can instantly pop one can on and by the time I've moved things around and made a new canister it's at max capacity and ready to do another one. WE REQUIRE MORE EFFICIENCY.
I use the rapid piper to lay a disposals path going from the mining shuttle to the cargo shuttle. One of the cargo techs welds it down for me. We unload one cargo shuttle load (11 cans) this way and when it is shipped will put us over 300,000 credits. I send the shuttle back down and fill up another 12 canisters. Once this is docked I'll be able to push them into disposals to send them right to the shuttle.
It docks. Cargo explodes. Everything is gone. The cargo shuttle is gone. The mining shuttle is gone. No-one bothers to spend all my lovely piles of money.
Naloac wrote:
In short, this appeal is denied. Suck my nuts retard.
Quoting a legend, at least im not a faggot lol
See you in 12 months unless you blacklist me for this
Timberpoes wrote: ↑
I'm going to admin timonk [...]. Fuck it, he's also now my second host vote if goof rejects.
pikeyeskey13 wrote: ↑
ok don't forget to shove it up your ass lmao oops u can delete this one I just wanted to make sure it went through
Agux909 wrote:
Timonk wrote:This is why we make fun of Manuel
Woah bravo there sir, post of the month you saved the thread. I feel overwhelmed by the echo of unlimited wisdom and usefulness sprouting from you post. Every Manuel player now feels embarrased to exist because of your much NEEDED wise words, you sure teached'em all, you genius, IQ lord.
update to the regret list: every time i play event hall
rage? dying 3 times in a round because of people tiptoeing along the rule breaking line
joooks wrote:
Naloac wrote:
In short, this appeal is denied. Suck my nuts retard.
Quoting a legend, at least im not a faggot lol
See you in 12 months unless you blacklist me for this
Timberpoes wrote: ↑
I'm going to admin timonk [...]. Fuck it, he's also now my second host vote if goof rejects.
pikeyeskey13 wrote: ↑
ok don't forget to shove it up your ass lmao oops u can delete this one I just wanted to make sure it went through
Agux909 wrote:
Timonk wrote:This is why we make fun of Manuel
Woah bravo there sir, post of the month you saved the thread. I feel overwhelmed by the echo of unlimited wisdom and usefulness sprouting from you post. Every Manuel player now feels embarrased to exist because of your much NEEDED wise words, you sure teached'em all, you genius, IQ lord.
>be captain on lowpop terry/bagil
>give station stupid name, wander around looking for things to do, do research, etc
>an assistant is tailing me
>they welderbomb at the exact moment i step out of range, blowing themselves up
>cuff them, they say they wanted to be thrown into the supermatter but didnt have access
>take them there, work with the two engineers/atmos techs to let him dust himself
>get irradiated
>run to medbay to make pentetic, make a full beaker of cyanide and a full beaker of formaldehyde
>use them to make a beaker of pentetic, drink it
>try to make more, it wont mix, theres already pentetic in the beaker
>jeopardy theme playing internally as i look at the beakers i have, one formaldehyde and one pentetic
>realize which beaker i drank
>keel over and die
nianjiilical wrote:>be captain on lowpop terry/bagil
>give station stupid name, wander around looking for things to do, do research, etc
>an assistant is tailing me
>they welderbomb at the exact moment i step out of range, blowing themselves up
>cuff them, they say they wanted to be thrown into the supermatter but didnt have access
>take them there, work with the two engineers/atmos techs to let him dust himself
>get irradiated
>run to medbay to make pentetic, make a full beaker of cyanide and a full beaker of formaldehyde
>use them to make a beaker of pentetic, drink it
>try to make more, it wont mix, theres already pentetic in the beaker
>jeopardy theme playing internally as i look at the beakers i have, one formaldehyde and one pentetic
>realize which beaker i drank
>keel over and die
Protip: Hacked SSU disinfect removes ALL radiation instantly with only burns as the downside.
Naloac wrote:
In short, this appeal is denied. Suck my nuts retard.
Quoting a legend, at least im not a faggot lol
See you in 12 months unless you blacklist me for this
Timberpoes wrote: ↑
I'm going to admin timonk [...]. Fuck it, he's also now my second host vote if goof rejects.
pikeyeskey13 wrote: ↑
ok don't forget to shove it up your ass lmao oops u can delete this one I just wanted to make sure it went through
Agux909 wrote:
Timonk wrote:This is why we make fun of Manuel
Woah bravo there sir, post of the month you saved the thread. I feel overwhelmed by the echo of unlimited wisdom and usefulness sprouting from you post. Every Manuel player now feels embarrased to exist because of your much NEEDED wise words, you sure teached'em all, you genius, IQ lord.
>Be an AI in dynamic
>Do AI things
>Suddenly, changelings everywhere
>Changelings in brig
>Chanelings on my sat
>Changelings in engineering
>After the tenth "HELP ME OH MY GOD" security gets the hint and heads to my satelite
>They can't quite get there, because I need to open doors, but the ling EMPed my cameras
>Luckily, they somehow manage, beat the changeling to death and then follow my next round of screams about engineerings getting fucking slaughtered
>Cap and sec engage, but are in a bad way
>Midway through the fight, get one human'd by a traitor
>Traitor orders me to sabotage the engine
>Shamefully admit that I don't know how to, because I didn't really play engineer since singulo got replaced
>Ask him to explain how
>Traitor says he'll do it himself, and asks me to guide him into engineering
>Tell him not to come, because the changelings are still there, and still killing people
>Master tells me to plasma flood instead
>I gladly would, but some atmostech made it impossible with his set-up, which I'm pretty sure is against the rules
>Warn my master, once again, against going to engineering bay
>He does so anyway
>Call borgs to his aid, but for some reason they don't come
>Last thing I see is my master disappearing to my blind spot
>A minute later, he contacts me again through his binary radio and tells me to help him
>When I ask him how he survived, he told me than he managed to run away from the ling
>Get suspicious
>Ask him what his first orders to me were
>Master gets really upset and is not in the mood to answer my questions
>"I ONE HUMAN'D YOU, THAT'S WHAT'S IMPORTANT, NOW FOLLOW YOUR LAWS"
>Wait a minute, he can't possibly know that I am one-human'd, unless he's real
>Maybe I should h-
>Or maybe he figured it out by finding a onehuman board while looting the body
>Reestablish once again that I'll follow his orders, if he can prove his identity and repeat his first order
>"Master" gets REALLY upset and starts screaming at me
>What's the matter, changeshit, your DNA-sting didn't tell you that?
>He boards the shuttle
>Not so fast, amigo
>Announce that there's a changeling on the shuttle dressed in a mining suit
>A brawl starts, but he manages to slip away and doff the hardsuit
>Order my borgs once again to kill him to avenge the master
>Borgs are not in the mood to obey me
>Of course, they're not slaved to me.
>Round ends
>In the OOC chat, changeling is screaming at me for "breaking the rules" - he assumed my master's identity, so I had to obey him.
>My original master calls me absolutely based
>Next round, I learn how to sabotage SM first thing.
Naloac wrote:
In short, this appeal is denied. Suck my nuts retard.
Quoting a legend, at least im not a faggot lol
See you in 12 months unless you blacklist me for this
Timberpoes wrote: ↑
I'm going to admin timonk [...]. Fuck it, he's also now my second host vote if goof rejects.
pikeyeskey13 wrote: ↑
ok don't forget to shove it up your ass lmao oops u can delete this one I just wanted to make sure it went through
Agux909 wrote:
Timonk wrote:This is why we make fun of Manuel
Woah bravo there sir, post of the month you saved the thread. I feel overwhelmed by the echo of unlimited wisdom and usefulness sprouting from you post. Every Manuel player now feels embarrased to exist because of your much NEEDED wise words, you sure teached'em all, you genius, IQ lord.