The Official Ratman Case File
- wesoda25
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The Official Ratman Case File
I could've made this more dramatic and well written but I felt weird writing it so I'll make it a lot more basic. Roleplay is always bad, even on forums.
I was walking through maint when I found it. There, behind a series of 3 false walls, was a bloody, dark maint room. In the middle stood Ratman Jones. After a brief exchange, he attempted to feed me liquid gibs. Eventually I escaped, but not before he tried to cuff me. I later revisited the room, and made copies of 3 pictures I found on the ground. I noticed that he was constantly playing a beautiful piano song. I don't know how he did it, but his victims bodies constantly played the song too.
The next shift, I signed up as detective. I quickly got to gathering information. Ratman was a 57 year old engineer. Oddly enough, when I tried to print a picture of him, it was blank. With medbay bombed, I started my search in science maint. At the entrance, I found what might have been a sign of Ratman. However, the trail soon ran cold. He was not in abandoned medical, this time. Getting desperate, I decided to check suit sensors. Thankfully, he had maxed his. The trail grew warm in vacant office. He was very close now. Finally, I found him. He led me inside of his base. Soon after, he began to beat me. Thankfully, a borg saved me as I entered crit. Healed, I returned to the scene of the crime. Ratman was gone. All that was left were his victims, a moth who died immediately after he started attacking me, and a lizard. All the while playing that sickly piano song. The trail cold yet again, I restarted tracking Ratman, for his sensors were still maxed. He seemed to be near the bombing site that was medbay. After all my effort, I was let down. Ratman was dead, the trail gone. Beside his beheaded corpse was his infamous plague doctor mask. Despite all the information I had collected, I was more confused than ever. Perhaps in a following shift, I will learn more.
Memes aside ratman you're fucking awesome don't change man. We need more people like you. First time for over a year ss13 has felt fresh and exciting to me.
I was walking through maint when I found it. There, behind a series of 3 false walls, was a bloody, dark maint room. In the middle stood Ratman Jones. After a brief exchange, he attempted to feed me liquid gibs. Eventually I escaped, but not before he tried to cuff me. I later revisited the room, and made copies of 3 pictures I found on the ground. I noticed that he was constantly playing a beautiful piano song. I don't know how he did it, but his victims bodies constantly played the song too.
The next shift, I signed up as detective. I quickly got to gathering information. Ratman was a 57 year old engineer. Oddly enough, when I tried to print a picture of him, it was blank. With medbay bombed, I started my search in science maint. At the entrance, I found what might have been a sign of Ratman. However, the trail soon ran cold. He was not in abandoned medical, this time. Getting desperate, I decided to check suit sensors. Thankfully, he had maxed his. The trail grew warm in vacant office. He was very close now. Finally, I found him. He led me inside of his base. Soon after, he began to beat me. Thankfully, a borg saved me as I entered crit. Healed, I returned to the scene of the crime. Ratman was gone. All that was left were his victims, a moth who died immediately after he started attacking me, and a lizard. All the while playing that sickly piano song. The trail cold yet again, I restarted tracking Ratman, for his sensors were still maxed. He seemed to be near the bombing site that was medbay. After all my effort, I was let down. Ratman was dead, the trail gone. Beside his beheaded corpse was his infamous plague doctor mask. Despite all the information I had collected, I was more confused than ever. Perhaps in a following shift, I will learn more.
Memes aside ratman you're fucking awesome don't change man. We need more people like you. First time for over a year ss13 has felt fresh and exciting to me.
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Re: The Official Ratman Case File
Nice
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- Gigapuddi420
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Re: The Official Ratman Case File
Ratman is a nice guy, dragged me into maint, didn't kill me, showed off his collection of dead mice or as I liked to call them 'mousewitz' then he told me off for eating a bit of one. Would visit again.
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- Hathkar
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Re: The Official Ratman Case File
I see Ratman quite often when I'm a medical doctor. He's always plundering the morgue for bodies.
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Re: The Official Ratman Case File
haha ratman like the sniffer in lifeweb amirite guys ahaha I like sniffer in lifeweb he's the best he lays on his bed and controls rat cameras and wears a rat mask and disguises as stuff and he lives in the inquisitor's basement while eating lone wolf snack bars amirite amirite
- Ayy Lemoh
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Re: The Official Ratman Case File
how many people do you think know that is a thing while commonly playing here? either way, i see no crime with someone wanting to play something that they thought was really cool yet is on a different server.confused rock wrote:haha ratman like the sniffer in lifeweb amirite guys ahaha I like sniffer in lifeweb he's the best he lays on his bed and controls rat cameras and wears a rat mask and disguises as stuff and he lives in the inquisitor's basement while eating lone wolf snack bars amirite amirite
this would be like seeing someone put on a rat mask, betray someone, and go OOOOOH I GET YOU'RE LIKE THE SKAVEN FROM WARHAMMER FANTASY AH GOOD ripoff MEME MAN
despite this being a station meant for /tg/ i feel like that example wouldn't understood without me saying "it's from warhammer fantasy"
- wesoda25
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Re: The Official Ratman Case File
Holy FUck IMAgien taking INSpiraTION from ANOthebtr SOURCE????!!!!!confused rock wrote:haha ratman like the sniffer in lifeweb amirite guys ahaha I like sniffer in lifeweb he's the best he lays on his bed and controls rat cameras and wears a rat mask and disguises as stuff and he lives in the inquisitor's basement while eating lone wolf snack bars amirite amirite
Police?!!?
- DrunkenMatey
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Re: The Official Ratman Case File
One time in a low pop extended admeme everone is an antag round, i was hiding out with Ratman and he seemed ok, so I didn't revolver him in the face. Then he murdered me and made a creepy musical display out of me and the CEs bodies.
Will definitely shoot in face next time
Will definitely shoot in face next time
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Re: The Official Ratman Case File
Someone uhhh, stole the Ratman Jones name and is playing him as a normie. I A-helped it and this is the reply i got.
So The Ratman is now dead until further notice.
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Re: The Official Ratman Case File
he only started playing in late march and exclusively as ratman jones...... sad.........
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- wesoda25
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Re: The Official Ratman Case File
Imsxz hates ratman imsxz hates roleplay!!!!
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