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Post by Denton » #400914

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People who play sec on lowpop and start powertripping/harassing crew because they can't find >muh valids. I think I've disposal'd and delimbed more shitsec as a non-antag than as an antag.
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Post by Anonmare » #400922

People who never ask for anything. We may as well make social anxiety a universal trait with how conversation averse the playerbase are.
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Post by somerandomguy » #401041

PKPenguin321 wrote:i dont remember the last time i went to the brig wearing insulated gloves and then exited the brig wearing insulated gloves. im not sure its ever happened. very annoying.
Next time enter the brig with fake insulated gloves.
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Post by SpaceInaba » #401058

Anonmare wrote:
SpaceInaba wrote:when science starts screaming "AI ROGUE" over the radio the second I ask for an ai shell
>Be me
>Ask for a mech
>No particular reason, just want one
>They say sure
>Robotics makes a mech
>Never puts a beacon in it
>Keep it for themselves
>have them put an RCD on a firefighter so I can have a super engi borg
>they do it
>ask to put a beacon on the mech
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Post by Anonmare » #402480

>HoPs that leave an ID in their console

Jokes on them though, I open 20 clown slots in their name and close every other position.
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Post by Not-Dorsidarf » #405678

SpaceInaba wrote:when science starts screaming "AI ROGUE" over the radio the second I ask for an ai shell
Calling ai rogue fnr is ahelpable and they get in trouble for being shitlords :)
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Post by Anonmare » #405706

>"AI WHY DID YOU WASTE RESEARCH POINTS"
"I didn't, ask robotics"
>"AI WHY DID YOU SPEND ALL OF CARGO'S CREDITS??"
"I didn't"
>"AI WHY ARE YOU SYPHONING THIS ROOM??"
>"I'm not"
>Captain breaking into the satellite instead of JUST ASKING to do a lawcheck fnr
>Doesn't even fix the cameras or doors
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Post by Doctor Pork » #406054

Anonmare wrote:>"AI WHY DID YOU WASTE RESEARCH POINTS"
"I didn't, ask robotics"
>"AI WHY DID YOU SPEND ALL OF CARGO'S CREDITS??"
"I didn't"
>"AI WHY ARE YOU SYPHONING THIS ROOM??"
>"I'm not"
>Captain breaking into the satellite instead of JUST ASKING to do a lawcheck fnr
>Doesn't even fix the cameras or doors
20 bucks it was talist.
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Post by gum disease » #406902

When the CMO drags a defibbable body to cloning. You have a really good defib unit at round-start that is less cumbersome to use than the regular units, what are you doing?

It's so frustrating seeing this as an un-upgraded mediborg.
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Post by Anonmare » #406942

>Leave defibs right near cloning and sleepers
>People STILL run past both
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

As a side note, here's some advice for Medical Doctors - Don't throw away your penlight, you can click on people at a distance with it to make a medical hologram to get their attention.
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Post by somerandomguy » #406952

>Someone hits me with a bolt of death by accident (200 oxyloss)
>Immediately taken to med
>Perfect use case for defib
>Cloned
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Post by Mickyan » #406969

Meanwhile there's often some guy that won't stand still to get treated and instead try to break into storage to steal a bunch of medkits.
Or that one guy that instead of asking just smashes in a window to get into cloning despite the fact you're standing right there, there's a breach outside AND THE DOORS ARE SET TO PUBLIC ACCESS.

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Post by Anonmare » #406977

>Try to save on chems and medkits by using the infinite chems in the sleeper machine
>They scream bloody murder, shove you over, put you in the sleeper and morphine you

This is why I'm beginning to consider just letting assistants bleed out on the floor
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Post by somerandomguy » #406979

Anonmare wrote:>Try to save on chems and medkits by using the infinite chems in the sleeper machine
>They scream bloody murder, shove you over, put you in the sleeper and morphine you

This is why I'm beginning to consider just letting assistants bleed out on the floor
Rule of thumb: if they're standing near the sleeper, heal them with it. If they're breaking into the storage (and not to get a defib), shoot them with some morphine, because that's clearly what they wanted from it. Bonus points if you use as high a dose as you can without OD.
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Post by gum disease » #407433

When someone picks AI and clearly has not read silicon policy. I have clocked so many hours just playing borg and I'm still too spooked to play AI because you can ruin someone's round really easily if you mess up.

Like admins said to me when I was put in an AI core thingy as a posibrain that all I really need to do is follow my laws and open doors. I was in a game today where the AI didn't even do that and they honestly did ruin the round for several people including myself because of their behaviour. Admins nipped things in the bud really quickly though, so props to them.
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Post by MaximumOverlizard » #407501

Atmospherics technicians or bad synths putting the air distribution loop to maximum pressure.
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Post by Anonmare » #407545

Volume pumping distro is genuinely upsetting to me

If I can, I put a passive gate on it and set it to 1500 KPa pressure maximum
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Post by DemonFiren » #407559

stop, stop, I miss the days of 315 kpa
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Post by Nilons » #407561

Having to fill up my o2 tank to suicide the HoPline
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Post by gum disease » #409695

When people get pissed at you for following your laws/orders from your superiors. Even worse if that person who's pissed is a non-human. If you don't want to risk being treated like shit by silicons, play as a human. I'm usually friendly to non-humans when I'm a borg, but if I've been told to kill or subdue one because they're a threat/have been harming humans, I'm going to obey, (even if I as a player feel like shit about it). :/
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Post by DemonFiren » #409760

your entire statement was invalidated by ending it with an emoticon :^)
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Post by gum disease » #412214

Your entire existence was invalidated because you play a ligger. :^(

loljk i like lizards

Maybe I'm a snowflake, but I like my default borg name. So I generally don't like being given custom names by robotics, because they usually tend to be vulgar.
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somebody dig up the default trophy
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Post by iksyp » #416794

security that don't take handcuffs off of prisoners they are putting into a cell
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Post by Anonmare » #416842

iksyp wrote:security that don't take handcuffs off of prisoners they are putting into a cell
This is why I prefer zipties. Even if they resist out of them, it doesn't matter once they're in a cell
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Post by Farquaar » #416857

Me (Chef): Hey botany, can I get some wheat?
Botanist: Wait until we get gaia.
An hour passes, two botanists are dicking around with a stolen chem dispenser, growing omega weed and bluespace bananas
Me (asking for the fourth time): Hey botany, we ran out of flour. Can you grow some wheat?
Botanist: Oh yeah sure
Botanist proceeds to plant one seed straight out of the vendor without any gene modifications or good fertilizer, doesn't even harvest it
Ship: The emergency shuttle has docked with the station.
Every. Single. Time.
Chef isn't a real job. You're really just a botanist who works part-time.
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Post by Boris » #417008

Seeing tickets/ahelps still open in the tickets tab once they've been delt with, this god damned pains me deeply
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Post by bandit » #417790

Boris wrote:Seeing tickets/ahelps still open in the tickets tab once they've been delt with, this god damned pains me deeply
FUCKING THIS
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Post by Davidchan » #417909

Farquaar wrote:
Me (Chef): Hey botany, can I get some wheat?
Botanist: Wait until we get gaia.
An hour passes, two botanists are dicking around with a stolen chem dispenser, growing omega weed and bluespace bananas
Me (asking for the fourth time): Hey botany, we ran out of flour. Can you grow some wheat?
Botanist: Oh yeah sure
Botanist proceeds to plant one seed straight out of the vendor without any gene modifications or good fertilizer, doesn't even harvest it
Ship: The emergency shuttle has docked with the station.
Every. Single. Time.
Chef isn't a real job. You're really just a botanist who works part-time.
The obvious answer here is to snag 2-3 trays ASAP to grow your own wheat and potatoes.
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Post by gum disease » #418497

Janitors who wet the floors with water and don't put down wet floor signs. One dude was dragging around a water tank during war ops to do that shit.

I feel like if they do that, they should be valid.
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Post by aradsten » #418648

When people litter
When people dont replace broken lamps
When you dont clean your department when you have time over
When people take more mats than needed
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Post by EvilJackCarver » #418868

gum disease wrote:Janitors who wet the floors with water and don't put down wet floor signs. One dude was dragging around a water tank during war ops to do that shit.

I feel like if they do that, they should be valid.
They are under space law, though. §207, Creating a Workplace Hazard.

Whether or not anyone actually cares enough to prosecute them off extended, though...
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Post by Farquaar » #419771

Davidchan wrote:
Farquaar wrote:
Me (Chef): Hey botany, can I get some wheat?
Botanist: Wait until we get gaia.
An hour passes, two botanists are dicking around with a stolen chem dispenser, growing omega weed and bluespace bananas
Me (asking for the fourth time): Hey botany, we ran out of flour. Can you grow some wheat?
Botanist: Oh yeah sure
Botanist proceeds to plant one seed straight out of the vendor without any gene modifications or good fertilizer, doesn't even harvest it
Ship: The emergency shuttle has docked with the station.
Every. Single. Time.
Chef isn't a real job. You're really just a botanist who works part-time.
The obvious answer here is to snag 2-3 trays ASAP to grow your own wheat and potatoes.
That's the problem though. You have to run around being a botanist instead of doing chef stuff like writing up menus, renovating the mess hall, adding custom labels and descriptions to foods, mixing flavours in the condimaster etc. If I wanted to spend the shift as a botanist I would have played a botanist.

It doesn't help that it's an open invitation for kitchen invaders if there isn't slop smeared over the front counter at any given moment.
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Farquaar wrote:It doesn't help that it's an open invitation for kitchen invaders if there isn't slop smeared over the front counter at any given moment.
Yeah seriously fuck when this happens. I dare spend any time at all actually trying to prepare some fancier fare and suddenly you get anyone from some asshat assistant up to the goddamn captain--depending on how much the galaxy hates you at that moment--busting down your door demanding chicken tendies.
Honestly when playing chef you might as well forget about everything in the foodstuff crafting screens and just heat up some donk pockets and maybe bake the standard horrifying-looking log of bread if you are feeling particularly spirited.
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JStheguy wrote:
Farquaar wrote:It doesn't help that it's an open invitation for kitchen invaders if there isn't slop smeared over the front counter at any given moment.
Yeah seriously fuck when this happens. I dare spend any time at all actually trying to prepare some fancier fare and suddenly you get anyone from some asshat assistant up to the goddamn captain--depending on how much the galaxy hates you at that moment--busting down your door demanding chicken tendies.
Honestly when playing chef you might as well forget about everything in the foodstuff crafting screens and just heat up some donk pockets and maybe bake the standard horrifying-looking log of bread if you are feeling particularly spirited.
And people wonder why chef Johnny Average only serves deep-fried appendix burgers.

The worst is when you go the whole hog, prepare menus, renovate the mess hall to be a classy restaurant, hire an assistant to play music, grow custom gene modified mutant plants (good vanilla takes a lot of work) with hand-made nutriment flavour sauces. Then some philistine will see no food on the counter, ree at you and lunge for deep fryer.
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Farquaar wrote:
JStheguy wrote:
Farquaar wrote:It doesn't help that it's an open invitation for kitchen invaders if there isn't slop smeared over the front counter at any given moment.
Yeah seriously fuck when this happens. I dare spend any time at all actually trying to prepare some fancier fare and suddenly you get anyone from some asshat assistant up to the goddamn captain--depending on how much the galaxy hates you at that moment--busting down your door demanding chicken tendies.
Honestly when playing chef you might as well forget about everything in the foodstuff crafting screens and just heat up some donk pockets and maybe bake the standard horrifying-looking log of bread if you are feeling particularly spirited.
And people wonder why chef Johnny Average only serves deep-fried appendix burgers.

The worst is when you go the whole hog, prepare menus, renovate the mess hall to be a classy restaurant, hire an assistant to play music, grow custom gene modified mutant plants (good vanilla takes a lot of work) with hand-made nutriment flavour sauces. Then some philistine will see no food on the counter, ree at you and lunge for deep fryer.
Remember that if they jump on the serving tables you can smash them into crit with the shutters and throw them back into the serving area
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Post by Farquaar » #420402

Not-Dorsidarf wrote:
Farquaar wrote:
JStheguy wrote:
Farquaar wrote:It doesn't help that it's an open invitation for kitchen invaders if there isn't slop smeared over the front counter at any given moment.
Yeah seriously fuck when this happens. I dare spend any time at all actually trying to prepare some fancier fare and suddenly you get anyone from some asshat assistant up to the goddamn captain--depending on how much the galaxy hates you at that moment--busting down your door demanding chicken tendies.
Honestly when playing chef you might as well forget about everything in the foodstuff crafting screens and just heat up some donk pockets and maybe bake the standard horrifying-looking log of bread if you are feeling particularly spirited.
And people wonder why chef Johnny Average only serves deep-fried appendix burgers.

The worst is when you go the whole hog, prepare menus, renovate the
mess hall to be a classy restaurant, hire an assistant to play music, grow custom gene modified mutant plants (good vanilla takes a lot of work) with hand-made nutriment flavour sauces. Then some philistine will see no food on the counter, ree at you and lunge for deep fryer.
Remember that if they jump on the serving tables you can smash them into crit with the shutters and throw them back into the serving area
That gives me a delicious antag idea:
Play chef
Buy a chameleon projector or some other item that makes you invisible
Cook some food, but don't put it on the counter
Instead, place it on the food prep table inside the kitchen, just out of reach of the unwashed masses
Disguise and lie in wait for the clown/greyshirt/CMO to jump onto the counter
Mash him into a fine paste by repeatedly closing the shutters
Drag the mangled meat bits to the gibber
Serve clown/assistant/officer meat for lunch, repeat the scheme when the meat runs out
If medical/security questions you, say they suicided on the counter

Bonus points if you use a pen to give your food a custom description hinting at who your victim was i.e. "The taste of this hot dog leaves you speechless" for your custom-made mime weiners
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Post by starmute » #420575

Playing as the janitor and having to replace the lights every 5 minutes.
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Post by Farquaar » #427475

starmute wrote:Playing as the janitor and having to replace the lights every 5 minutes.
Playing as janitor and having to clean up miles of footprints because nobody cleans their shoes.
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Post by gum disease » #429998

When someone is in crit, like close to death and whispers which causes them to die and then complain to you about it.

If you can see white fog on your screen and do not want to die, just be quiet.
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Post by Ispiria » #429999

Chasing a freshly dead corpse from the medbay entrance all the way to cloning because the goddamn greyshirt dragging him doesn't see me brandishing my portable defib

Sure this one has been posted before but it's STILL A PROBLEM
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Post by DemonFiren » #430002

Ispiria wrote:Chasing a freshly dead corpse from the medbay entrance all the way to cloning because the goddamn greyshirt dragging him doesn't see me brandishing my portable defib

Sure this one has been posted before but it's STILL A PROBLEM
when in doubt emp/emag your defib
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Post by Mark9013100 » #430004

When I make nearly 200 strange reagent patches in the first ten minutes of the round and rarely see a 1/10 of them used.
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Post by DemonFiren » #430007

your avatar confuses me
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Post by somerandomguy » #430063

gum disease wrote:When someone is in crit, like close to death and whispers which causes them to die and then complain to you about it.

If you can see white fog on your screen and do not want to die, just be quiet.
When you're in softcrit, think you're about to go into hardcrit, try to whisper "epi" (so you don't die from them not noticing the oxyloss) but hit hardcrit just as you hit enter, and die.
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Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Post by Fonedsky » #430151

It would be so much better if, instead of having Mr. Tosses-The-Cherrybombs break into chemistry every round, we could have a system like Goon where plants may randomly mutate based on their traits, or the nutrimax spawns with a veeeeeery limited bottle of mutagen.
I know that here we're all for inter-departmental cooperation and shit, but nothing short of techfab memery will stop people who wordlessly walk in and steal shit, and even that hasn't stopped the most determined crewmembers.
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Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Post by Deitus » #430457

Doctor Pork wrote:
Anonmare wrote:>"AI WHY DID YOU WASTE RESEARCH POINTS"
"I didn't, ask robotics"
>"AI WHY DID YOU SPEND ALL OF CARGO'S CREDITS??"
"I didn't"
>"AI WHY ARE YOU SYPHONING THIS ROOM??"
>"I'm not"
>Captain breaking into the satellite instead of JUST ASKING to do a lawcheck fnr
>Doesn't even fix the cameras or doors
20 bucks it was talist.
>mfw only see this post now
But why dis me tho
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Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Post by bandit » #432305

Farquaar wrote:That gives me a delicious antag idea:
Play chef
Buy a chameleon projector or some other item that makes you invisible
Cook some food, but don't put it on the counter
Instead, place it on the food prep table inside the kitchen, just out of reach of the unwashed masses
Disguise and lie in wait for the clown/greyshirt/CMO to jump onto the counter
Mash him into a fine paste by repeatedly closing the shutters
Drag the mangled meat bits to the gibber
Serve clown/assistant/officer meat for lunch, repeat the scheme when the meat runs out
If medical/security questions you, say they suicided on the counter

Bonus points if you use a pen to give your food a custom description hinting at who your victim was i.e. "The taste of this hot dog leaves you speechless" for your custom-made mime weiners
I don't think you can work the button while camouflaged. though you can probably use a combination of a camera bug and a remotely rigged button to do it not from public view
"I don't see any difference between ERP and rape." -- erro

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Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Post by Anonmare » #432307

You can remove the button electronics, attach a signaller to it and set it to go off whenever signalled.

You can do this to cremate yourself
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Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Post by bandit » #433895

People who run away when I try to hug them. like goddamn, it even gives you a positive moodlet now
"I don't see any difference between ERP and rape." -- erro

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Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Post by DemonFiren » #433896

bandit wrote:People who run away when I try to hug them. like goddamn, it even gives you a positive moodlet now
welcome to the absolute station of /tg/
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