Memorable Quotes

Fri Jul 24, 2015 11:22 am

Bottom post of the previous page:

Oh god aren't you the guy who did all those other ones about like the wiz federation and the poor corgi? I just shat that out with no real effort, you actually inspired me to do a few little audiologs like this http://picosong.com/XJjJ/, I swear I can be not bad if I try~

bandit · Post by **bandit** » Fri Jul 24, 2015 1:51 pm #107001

>not preventing the clown from honking by disabling his hands

it's like you don't even head of staff

Cuboos · Post by **Cuboos** » Fri Jul 24, 2015 9:15 pm #107066

Shaps wrote:Oh god aren't you the guy who did all those other ones about like the wiz federation and the poor corgi? I just shat that out with no real effort, you actually inspired me to do a few little audiologs like this http://picosong.com/XJjJ/, I swear I can be not bad if I try~

actually that one wasn't too bad. But you do need to play around with some settings.

If you're using Audacity, it has some background noise removal that should help with the hissing and static in the background.

I use an equalizer for a radio effect, which i do by reducing the base and treble until only the mid-tones remain.

before equalization:
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/965 ... aitor1.wav

What the equalization would look like in audacity:
https://i.gyazo.com/31620ae1d003f393cb9 ... 8d0a29.png

The final result:
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/965 ... aitor2.wav

Now in my audio logs i added slight distortion to the result to give it a more crackly effect like it was being played over a headset or radio. If you do anything like that it has to be VERY SUBTLE, a little bit goes a long way and even a little bit can go too far, you want it to be clear. (You can hear what too much distortion sounds like with this one)

Also i would remove the echo, unless you're going for an intercom effect (like it's being played through the station and not over a headset). However a subtle reverb is better than an echo.

mercenaryblue · Sat Jul 25, 2015 6:19 pm

(F) [148.5] Jerey Chistler says, "Distraction time"

(F) [148.5] Officer Beepsky exclaims, "Level 10 infraction alert!"

(F) [148.5] Jerey Chistler says, "Never mind."

kevinz000 · Post by **kevinz000** » Mon Jul 27, 2015 11:04 am #107518

>Chamo esword soap dude goes murderbone mode
>He was last spotted in escape
>I charge in with a primed flashbang
>It goes off the moment it leaves my hand
>I was expecting him to be in a locker
>DECLOAKING PATRICK DROPS TO THE GROUND STUNNED
Patrick Margaret asks, "THAT WAS UNFAIR, DO YOU FLASHBANG CIGARETTES NORMALLY?"

kevinz000 · Post by **kevinz000** » Wed Jul 29, 2015 9:20 am #108060

Phoebe Prevatt says, "MEKHI LET ME GO AND I WILL DO CRAZY CHANGELING STUFF TO YOU"

zionn · Post by **zionn** » Wed Jul 29, 2015 12:11 pm #108089

[Engineering] Poly says, "I AM NOW GOD"

ColonicAcid · Fri Jul 31, 2015 12:08 am

OOC: Killerx09: what's stp?
OOC: Iteq: stupid tranny problem
OOC: Iteq: stp
-stp joins-
OOC: Sometinyprick: ALRIGHT
OOC: ColonicAcid: iteq clench your butt lad
OOC: Sometinyprick: NOBODY SHIT TALKS ME
OOC: Iteq: i feel it
OOC: Iteq: YOU CUCK
OOC: Anonmare: lolcuck
OOC: YOSHMASTER: what's your favorite kind of shit stp
OOC: ColonicAcid: CUCKED FOR A 100 BUCKS
OOC: Sometinyprick: I ALSO WENT ON THE OTHER SERVER AND FUCKING SCREAMED AT A NON EXISTANT ITEQ
OOC: Sometinyprick: I WILL FUCKING MURDER ORANGES
OOC: Sometinyprick: WHY DOES HE EVEN WANT ERP
OOC: Sometinyprick: I SWEAR TO GOD IF ANY OF YOU ERP I'M GOING TO MURDER YOU SO FUCKING HARD
OOC: Sometinyprick: I'M GOING TO C OLLECTIVELY FUCK THE SERVER WITH A THOUSAND METEORS
OOC: Iteq: time to erp via pda
OOC: Sometinyprick: LOL

Firebat4321 · Mon Aug 03, 2015 11:28 pm

[Common] Aides Crator says, "FUCKING ALL SINGULARITIES ARE DOUBLE ILLEGAL"
[Common] Aides Crator says, "ARREST IT"

Tue Aug 04, 2015 7:21 pm

[Common] Simon Huey says, "Jack deserves a fair trial where he gets repeatedly stabbed"

Scones · Post by **Scones** » Fri Aug 07, 2015 6:24 am #110512

OOC: Daman997: slips his growths into Johns anus and begins pumping

daman997 · Post by **daman997** » Fri Aug 07, 2015 6:36 am #110513

scones that was really fucking fast

Fri Aug 07, 2015 9:17 pm

Did anybody save logs from Ahammer's IC trial for messing up the framerate of the previous round a few days ago? I remember a ton of things were really quotable but didn't copy any of it down, and honestly I'm too lazy to try and find it through public logs.

Scones · Post by **Scones** » Sat Aug 08, 2015 12:05 am #110663

DEAD: ADMIN(HotelBravoLima) says, "It's like Paradox games, the goal is to fabricate as many valid claims as you can and taking stuff/hurting people, as long as you have reasons others respect as valid, and don't do it too often to get noticed."

dionysus24779 · Sun Aug 09, 2015 10:52 pm

OOC: Aranclanos: >mass delete horns >they create more
OOC: Aranclanos: >mass delete them again >help little bot to get a locker in the shuttle >the locker is filled with air horns
OOC: Aranclanos: i swear

Can't stop the horns

TrustyGun · Post by **TrustyGun** » Tue Aug 11, 2015 8:37 pm #111646

Abel Bluetenberger seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
Alexander Yepifanov seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
Ayden Wentzel seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
Bruce Dickinson seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
Brycen Davies seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
Cassian Beck seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
Clifton Olson seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
Cody Kangaroo seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
Daisy Holmes seizes up and falls limp, her eyes dead and lifeless...
Devon Knight seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
Elias Minikoff seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
Hanz-Leonid seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
Isaac Young seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
Jobby Plum seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
Jotaro Kujo seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
Kimora Sandford seizes up and falls limp, her eyes dead and lifeless...
Kristopher Sandys seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
Marryl Cohl seizes up and falls limp, her eyes dead and lifeless...
Misha Hart seizes up and falls limp, her eyes dead and lifeless...
Nikolas Zalack seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
Olan Laflamme seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
Oldman Robustin seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
Patchy The Pirate seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
Preston Lester seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
Randy Magnum seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
Richard Rathen seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
Simon Wens seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
Unknown seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
Zachariah Easter seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
(F) [Common] Medibot is is is says, "I...I've never lost a patient before. Not today, I mean."

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Fri Aug 14, 2015 8:21 pm #112398

Note to all liggerneers: Never accidentally a plasma canister.

(F) [Common] Ty Andrews says, "It's like the lizards gas themselves these days."

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Mon Aug 17, 2015 8:26 pm #112907

OOC: Stan_Studnick: I can do injection molding so if you REALLY REALLY want a crocodile dick dildo I can make you one

preorder now

Anonmare · Post by **Anonmare** » Mon Aug 17, 2015 9:36 pm #112919

How much would it cost to make it into a hemi to be closer to SS13? I live the NEET lifestyle so clearly I can afford it

dionysus24779 · Tue Aug 18, 2015 10:42 am

I'm either blind or nobody has immortalized the current MOTD with this lovely exchange:

[06:13:43]ADMIN: HELP: RedMcCloud/(Kolt Saudwell): for some reason my airtank wouldnt connect to my internals so i just randomly suffocated in space, what the flying fuck - heard by 2 non-AFK admins who have +BAN.
[06:14:31]SAY: Ghost/RedMcCloud : MY INTERNALS LITERALLY SHUT OFF AND I SUFFOCATED
[06:14:54]ADMIN: PM: RedMcCloud/(Kolt Saudwell)->KorPhaeron/(Kolt Saudwell): I was supposed to be using the jetpack and for some reason it wouldnt supply me air
[06:22:19]ADMIN: PM: KorPhaeron/(Kolt Saudwell)->RedMcCloud/(Kolt Saudwell): Read what that jetpack says
[06:22:23]ADMIN: PM: KorPhaeron/(Kolt Saudwell)->RedMcCloud/(Kolt Saudwell): The name of it
[06:22:44]ADMIN: PM: RedMcCloud/(Kolt Saudwell)->KorPhaeron/(Kolt Saudwell): what the fuck is carbon dioxide

peoplearestrange · Tue Aug 18, 2015 10:59 am

Haha thats actually in the "Legendary Ahelps", which of course a thread we'll all deny exists #conspiracy.

That last line though XD

EndgamerAzari · Tue Aug 18, 2015 7:28 pm

Shit, I miss that thread from my admin days.

Vaegir Guard · Tue Aug 18, 2015 9:07 pm

OOC: Ahammer18: Yeah, like is skyrim. The Argonians dicks come in a rainbow of shapes and sizes
OOC: Ahammer18: Like bad dragon

Better with no context

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Wed Aug 19, 2015 9:10 am #113204

Please do give context, for...scientific reasons.

Vaegir Guard · Wed Aug 19, 2015 4:54 pm

DemonFiren wrote:Please do give context, for...scientific reasons.

He was discussing with another admin after Wjohn round where he put two certain things on a lizard groin and butt

Amnestik · Post by **Amnestik** » Wed Aug 19, 2015 5:12 pm #113287

dionysus24779 wrote:I'm either blind or nobody has immortalized the current MOTD with this lovely exchange:

because it wasn't that good to begin with and with all this repetition it's thoroughly played out

bandit · Post by **bandit** » Thu Aug 20, 2015 5:03 pm #113602

Central Command Update

THE FUCK IS THIS YOU SENT US? A DOMINATOR?

BREAK IT, MEN!

whodaloo · Post by **whodaloo** » Thu Aug 20, 2015 5:10 pm #113603

fucking ronald jerome

Cuboos · Post by **Cuboos** » Fri Aug 21, 2015 5:44 am #113800

The alien leaps at Dakota Flemming's face!
The alien leaps at Dakota Flemming's face!
The alien tears the alien off of Dakota Flemming's face!
The alien leaps at Dakota Flemming's face!
The alien tears the alien off of Dakota Flemming's face!
The alien leaps at Dakota Flemming's face!
The alien tears the alien off of Dakota Flemming's face!
The alien leaps at Dakota Flemming's face!
The alien tears the alien off of Dakota Flemming's face!
The alien leaps at Dakota Flemming's face!
The alien tears the alien off of Dakota Flemming's face!
The alien leaps at Dakota Flemming's face!
The alien tears the alien off of Dakota Flemming's face!
The alien leaps at Dakota Flemming's face!
The alien tears the alien off of Dakota Flemming's face!
The alien leaps at Dakota Flemming's face!
The alien tears the alien off of Dakota Flemming's face!

ALIUM RAPE TRAIN

Saegrimr · Post by **Saegrimr** » Fri Aug 21, 2015 6:28 am #113804

(F) Security Officer Walker says, "THE ONLY MAN LEFT TO PULSE"
(F) Security Officer Walker says, "IS MYSELF"
Security Officer Walker is putting the barrel of the pulse carbine in his mouth. It looks like he's trying to commit suicide.
Security Officer Walker melts his face off with the pulse carbine!

Post by **Shaps-cloud** » Fri Aug 21, 2015 8:41 am #113813

Saegrimr wrote:(F) Security Officer Walker says, "THE ONLY MAN LEFT TO PULSE"
(F) Security Officer Walker says, "IS MYSELF"
Security Officer Walker is putting the barrel of the pulse carbine in his mouth. It looks like he's trying to commit suicide.
Security Officer Walker melts his face off with the pulse carbine!

"This is Security Officer Walker, requesting immediate evacuation of SS13... Survivors... One too many..."

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Fri Aug 21, 2015 10:32 am #113822

Fuck you, now I have to play that again.

kevinz000 · Post by **kevinz000** » Wed Aug 26, 2015 2:10 am #114911

Tip of the round: As the Head of Security, don't let the power go to your head. You may have high access, great equipment, and a miniature army at your side, but being a terrible person without a good reason is grounds for banning.

>Not letting power go to your head
>Not abusing a miniature army
>Not being a terrible person
>Actually getting banned for it

Thu Aug 27, 2015 4:30 am

i don't know if this counts as a quote per se but this github issue report is legendary
https://github.com/tgstation/-tg-station/issues/11017

HE DIED
TO A
T E M P G U N

DrPillzRedux · Sat Aug 29, 2015 3:25 pm

EMOTE: Luukarr/x: <B>Luukarr</B> EMOTE: Luukarr/x : <B>Luukarr</B> blushes as his double dongs stick high in the air.
-censored(misc)-
[23:04:06]SAY: Ghost/TechnoAlchemist : HAHA
[23:04:07]SAY: Ghost/TechnoAlchemist : oh my god
[23:04:09]SAY: Ghost/TechnoAlchemist : Jesus christ
[23:04:10]SAY: Ghost/Punnches420 : phoebe
[23:04:10]SAY: Ghost/WJohnston : DOUBLE DONGS
[23:04:11]SAY: Ghost/TechnoAlchemist : Double dongs

Deitus · Post by **Deitus** » Wed Sep 02, 2015 8:15 pm #116366

i dont even care if this is a self quote i thought this was quite the accomplishment

also a goat was singing crawling in my skin earlier.

AnonymousNow · Fri Sep 04, 2015 5:09 am

I can't believe I have to type this, but you cannot arrest me just because I refuse to make you a humanised, lobotomised monkey-mutant cocksleeve.

Cuboos · Post by **Cuboos** » Mon Sep 07, 2015 8:27 pm #117262

OOC: Swankcookie: they deleted the comms computer with my id still in it...

That's what you get for messing around with NTSL.

Shad0vvs · Post by **Shad0vvs** » Mon Sep 07, 2015 11:18 pm #117297

I eavesdrop on someone then go tell the roboticst who emagged me what I heard.

AnonymousNow · Tue Sep 08, 2015 3:27 am

Hunter-Of-Glass hisses, "YOU LOOK LIKE LUIGI IF HE WENT INTO FINAL FANTAsssY"
Derrick Cobb says, "You look like Yoshi if he went onto meth."

EDIT: Also,

Captain Announces: The next person to say the word "cuck" will be summarily executed in the courtroom.

[Common] Leo Z says, "Cuck"
[Common] Alex Bedford says, "Cuck"
[Common] Malphas Grant says, "Cuck."
[Common] Terminus declares, "Yuck!"
[Common] Anna Avery says, "Cuck"
[Common] Lifts Her Tail hisses, "Cuck"
[Common] Sylkie Ialen says, "Cuck"
[Common] Anton Chekhov says, "Cock."
[Common] Russel Krieger says, "Cuck"

Spoilers - Leo Z was summarily executed in the courtroom.

Spoiler:

sirnat · Post by **sirnat** » Wed Sep 09, 2015 7:07 am #117623

peoplearestrange · Wed Sep 09, 2015 10:21 am

Dank Dogs

Cheimon · Post by **Cheimon** » Wed Sep 09, 2015 5:31 pm #117739

AnonymousNow wrote:
Hunter-Of-Glass hisses, "YOU LOOK LIKE LUIGI IF HE WENT INTO FINAL FANTAsssY"

Spoilers - Leo Z was summarily executed in the courtroom.
Spoiler:
And he adminhelped.

He didn't get anything from his ahelp though, right? Hope not.

AnonymousNow · Thu Sep 10, 2015 2:13 am

Cheimon wrote:
He didn't get anything from his ahelp though, right? Hope not.

Hoo, boy. It's a brave new world out there in /tg/station now, son.

IcePacks · Post by **IcePacks** » Thu Sep 10, 2015 4:36 am #117906

DEAD: Mime says, "clown you whore"

Tunder · Post by **Tunder** » Fri Sep 11, 2015 3:44 pm #118271

Oldboy.txt, had no time to grab the corroborating screencap of being surrounded by twenty artificers in a running one man Escape hallway brawl.

peoplearestrange · Fri Sep 11, 2015 8:36 pm

[Engineering] Poly yells, "COME AT ME"

Xhuis · Post by **Xhuis** » Sat Sep 12, 2015 3:41 pm #118436

Shadowlight213 · Sun Sep 13, 2015 3:44 am

Xhuis wrote:

Seems legit. I'd send them.

TheWulfe · Post by **TheWulfe** » Wed Sep 16, 2015 5:18 pm #119112

August Talon has beaten Bryce Pax in the head with the stunbaton!
Isaac Young has beaten Bryce Pax in the chest with the telescopic baton!
August Talon has beaten Bryce Pax in the left leg with the stunbaton!
Isaac Young has beaten Bryce Pax in the chest with the telescopic baton!
Dana Ray has stunned Bryce Pax with the stunbaton!
Dana Ray has beaten Bryce Pax in the left leg with the stunbaton!
Dana Ray has stunned Bryce Pax with the stunbaton!
Dana Ray has beaten Bryce Pax in the left arm with the stunbaton!
August Talon says, "STOP RESISTING"
August Talon has beaten Bryce Pax in the right leg with the stunbaton!
Dana Ray has beaten Bryce Pax in the right arm with the stunbaton!
Isaac Young says, "STOP RESISTING"
August Talon has beaten Bryce Pax in the right leg with the stunbaton!
Dana Ray has beaten Bryce Pax in the right leg with the stunbaton!
Isaac Young has struck Bryce Pax in the right arm with the telescopic baton!
August Talon has beaten Bryce Pax in the head with the stunbaton!
Dana Ray has beaten Bryce Pax in the right arm with the stunbaton!
Isaac Young has struck Bryce Pax in the chest with the telescopic baton!
August Talon has beaten Bryce Pax in the head with the stunbaton!
Dana Ray has beaten Bryce Pax in the right arm with the stunbaton!
Isaac Young has struck Bryce Pax in the chest with the telescopic baton!
August Talon has beaten Bryce Pax in the left arm with the stunbaton!
Dana Ray has beaten Bryce Pax in the right arm with the stunbaton!
Isaac Young has smacked Bryce Pax in the chest with the telescopic baton!
August Talon has beaten Bryce Pax in the head with the stunbaton!
Dana Ray has beaten Bryce Pax in the right arm with the stunbaton!
Isaac Young has cracked Bryce Pax in the chest with the telescopic baton!
August Talon has beaten Bryce Pax in the head with the stunbaton!
Dana Ray has beaten Bryce Pax in the right leg with the stunbaton!
Isaac Young has beaten Bryce Pax in the chest with the telescopic baton!
Dana Ray has beaten Bryce Pax in the right arm with the stunbaton!
Dana Ray has beaten Bryce Pax in the right arm with the stunbaton!
Isaac Young says, "WE GOT HIM"
Dana Ray says, "Uh guys"
Dana Ray says, "I think the AI saw us"

IcePacks · Post by **IcePacks** » Sun Sep 20, 2015 7:21 pm #119968

and then the admins spawn a dindu muffin