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Re: Puzzling fucking Pirates

Post by bandit » #100157

Bottom post of the previous page:

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"I don't see any difference between ERP and rape." -- erro

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Re: Puzzling fucking Pirates

Post by bandit » #100229

ayy ye honkmen I won a kraken map in a tourney
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Re: Puzzling fucking Pirates

Post by XSI » #100306

Sweet, the map I've got is about to break in about a day

Kraken never ends!
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Post by Ricotez » #100359

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Re: Puzzling fucking Pirates

Post by XSI » #100425

Will need to buy another sloop for the new kraken map, or somehow find a way to get the old one up there.

Theres a haunted seas map too(Thanks for those maps, they'll help the income situation a lot), but the longship I got stuck ages ago? Yeah. Turns out it's in perfect position for a trip there. We won't be sinking a lot of ships there, but we will be ninja hauling cash and chests. At least a few times
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Re: Puzzling fucking Pirates

Post by mrpain » #100595

You're welcome to take the one I just bought stocked and docked at admiral island.

Sorry I havent been on much lately, I've been pretty busy.
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Re: Puzzling fucking Pirates

Post by XSI » #100609

That's cool, problem with everything being at Admiral is that the kraken and haunted seas are far away from it, at places that you can't buy maps to
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Re: Puzzling fucking Pirates

Post by bandit » #100760

ayy I won another map
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Re: Puzzling fucking Pirates

Post by XSI » #100809

Do those things grow on trees or something? Nice
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Re: Puzzling fucking Pirates

Post by bandit » #100816

nah people put them up as prizes in swordfighting tourneys and swordfighting is the one puzzle I don't completely blow at still
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Re: Puzzling fucking Pirates

Post by XSI » #101310

I've been in a pill-induced 22 hour night of sleeping

My ships should be crew access allowed, feel free to use them. These 22 hour nights can and probably will happen more often
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Re: Puzzling fucking Pirates

Post by bandit » #101886

can we be in a flag that does not completely fucking suck
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Re: Puzzling fucking Pirates

Post by XSI » #102083

They have issues sometimes, but I'm sure they'll be not-idiots if you point it out. Or they could just be elitist about it
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Re: Puzzling fucking Pirates

Post by mrpain » #102159

If the flag is giving you guys problems I have no problems with leaving it.
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Re: Puzzling fucking Pirates

Post by XSI » #102284

They havent really done much as far as I know, but then I wasnt on for ages because sleep
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Re: Puzzling fucking Pirates

Post by XSI » #102398

If anyone wants to join this(Admittedly sometimes quite shity) game, I've got a bunch of free clothes(male) for you
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Re: Puzzling fucking Pirates

Post by XSI » #103080

I can now buy us a war frigate

Will I? Fuck no, this game is way too dead for that and there aren't enough players to even set sail in the thing, let alone get it through battles
I might just get some more basic furniture though, I can actually afford to get a table with all this money
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Re: Puzzling fucking Pirates

Post by XSI » #103267

Funny Sawfish, sloop at Marlowe island is free to use for Kraken hunting. Map(Won one) left on the ship
Decent lifeboat prices at Sayer's Rock if you need to restock it
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Re: Puzzling fucking Pirates

Post by XSI » #104750

You clowns need to get yourselves an outfit sometime so we can make a group picture. We can then post it here and set it as our crew picture too
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Re: Puzzling fucking Pirates

Post by 420weedscopes » #104867

oh god puzzle pirates
i remember being able to full-speed a galleon solo back in the early days
i'm not playing this again it's too much
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Re: Puzzling fucking Pirates

Post by XSI » #104886

Probably the right choice to not play again

It's pretty much dead as far as the devs are concerned and it shows in the player numbers and dubloon prices

That said, you're welcome to join the crew if you want to, just poke me on steam or something and I'll get you in
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Re: Puzzling fucking Pirates

Post by XSI » #110777

I wrote a thing on how to avoid the worst parts of the game

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/f ... =495957446

You'll probably still not like it if you don't like puzzles though
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