Women's studies majors make a video game (Mass Effect 4)
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Women's studies majors make a video game (Mass Effect 4)
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Can't wait to read the Kotaku review!
Can't wait to read the Kotaku review!
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Re: Women's studies majors make a video game (Mass Effect 4)
this looks like a DAE HATE ME4 XD thread
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Re: Women's studies majors make a video game (Mass Effect 4)
The facial animations are janky as fuck and shitty 9/10 times as always for a Bioware game and there are odd design choices. They brought back the shitty, bouncy vehicle from ME1, the character creator sucks, dialogue choices have ZERO meaning. They also want people to bang aliens because the only option straight men have is an independent edgy woman with a dyke haircut. However, I'm having fun with it. Combat is the best out of all of them. Zipping around popping super powers is fun. The game as a whole reminds me a lot of Mass Effect 1.
Characterwise you have the edgy dyke human girl, female Garrus (possibly the only competent thing on your crew), a dumb hyper asari with big tits, a black guy who's actually a bro unlike that one from 2, a space shark guy, and an old krogan who calls you an idiot. I've only found female Garrus and the black guy to be interesting.
If you liked the combat from 3 you will enjoy 4. If you're looking for an RPG with decisions causing ANYTHING, it's not for you.
Multiplayer is also broken. Every single game I've joined except for 1 has been so laggy you can't do anything.
Characterwise you have the edgy dyke human girl, female Garrus (possibly the only competent thing on your crew), a dumb hyper asari with big tits, a black guy who's actually a bro unlike that one from 2, a space shark guy, and an old krogan who calls you an idiot. I've only found female Garrus and the black guy to be interesting.
If you liked the combat from 3 you will enjoy 4. If you're looking for an RPG with decisions causing ANYTHING, it's not for you.
Multiplayer is also broken. Every single game I've joined except for 1 has been so laggy you can't do anything.
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Re: Women's studies majors make a video game (Mass Effect 4)
Flopped pretty hard, Bioware might as well just ship you a joke cock in a box at this point.
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Re: Women's studies majors make a video game (Mass Effect 4)
Mass Effect 2 was the last good game.
I'll pirate it anyway and then look at the porn.
I'll pirate it anyway and then look at the porn.
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Re: Women's studies majors make a video game (Mass Effect 4)
Mass Effect 2 was still okay, but even when I played it the first time I could feel that the franchise is moving in the direction I'm not going to like.
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Re: Women's studies majors make a video game (Mass Effect 4)
Good luck, pretty sure it uses Denuvo.DemonFiren wrote:Mass Effect 2 was the last good game.
I'll pirate it anyway and then look at the porn.
You can spend 5 US shekels to try it for 8 hours though.
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Predicting a low 80s score
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Re: Women's studies majors make a video game (Mass Effect 4)
Every early review I've seen has said it's garbage, both narratively and mechanically
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Re: Women's studies majors make a video game (Mass Effect 4)
I most likely won't be playing this piece of crap, but if I ever will, I swear it's going to be a default female Ryder. She has such a lost, autistic face in every cutscene, she almost looks endearing.
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what the fuck is with these animations, did they make them in Gmod
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on the arrival shuttle, I saw the iconic toolbox on the ground. I clubbed myself in the head with it trying to figure out the controls.
Setting the tool box, now bloodied, back on the table; I went to heal myself with a medkit. I clubbed myself in the head with that too.
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Re: Women's studies majors make a video game (Mass Effect 4)
Can't handle a strong independent womyn womynspreading, shitlord?
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Re: Women's studies majors make a video game (Mass Effect 4)
There is nothing russki coders can't get around.DrPillzRedux wrote:Good luck, pretty sure it uses Denuvo.DemonFiren wrote:Mass Effect 2 was the last good game.
I'll pirate it anyway and then look at the porn.
You can spend 5 US shekels to try it for 8 hours though.
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Re: Women's studies majors make a video game (Mass Effect 4)
When I saw this in game I lost it.
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Re: Women's studies majors make a video game (Mass Effect 4)
I'm not even going to touch "my face is tired" thing. But there's something else that most people don't seem to notice!DrPillzRedux wrote:When I saw this in game I lost it.
[youtube]5b6qH48bslA[/youtube]
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>Corrects Ryder's grammar
>Makes a retarded mistake herself five seconds later
I'm a ruskie who barely speaks russian, nevermind english, and even I've noticed that.
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Re: Women's studies majors make a video game (Mass Effect 4)
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Re: Women's studies majors make a video game (Mass Effect 4)
goodness gracious this is excellentDrPillzRedux wrote:[youtube]XA07hLF-3tE[/youtube]
not sure what i find funniest but it's probably the lip syncing
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Re: Women's studies majors make a video game (Mass Effect 4)
Half life 2 had better lip sync than this.
I don't play often but when I do I'm Kyp Astar normally a sec role unless I'm bored and go assistant.One person on this planet wrote:Wow you're funny and original Eous
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Re: Women's studies majors make a video game (Mass Effect 4)
Don't bully HL2, the game's a century old. This is utterly inexcusable and hilarious though.
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Back then:
Now:
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now that the dust has settled, is cora, dare i say it, /ourgirl/?
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the best part is that these dipshits can't actually comprehend the idea of someone's gender/sexuality not being the central most important part of their life that they base their entire identity as a person aroundXSI wrote:Back then:Now:Spoiler:Spoiler:
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Re: Women's studies majors make a video game (Mass Effect 4)
I have an i5 6600k overclocked to 4.8 ghz and it's using 95% of that.
What the fuck is wrong with bioware coders?
What the fuck is wrong with bioware coders?
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i am going to hold out hope for this game in spite of the usual face-time it is receiving with critics
if ryder acts like a sad virgin i'll probably wind up knocking boots just to avoid the game being a sad allegory of my lifeimblyings wrote:now that the dust has settled, is cora, dare i say it, /ourgirl/?
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Re: Women's studies majors make a video game (Mass Effect 4)
Ignored all the female humans, game is really good.
I like it a lot. It's a lot of fun.
I like it a lot. It's a lot of fun.
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Re: Women's studies majors make a video game (Mass Effect 4)
He acts like a beta cuck most of the time but overall not too bad, his VA is also good. Hope you like fucking aliens though.IcePacks wrote:if ryder acts like a sad virgin i'll probably wind up knocking boots just to avoid the game being a sad allegory of my life
Combat is indeed it's best part. Much more fluid and mobile than any of the previous. Jumping and thrust booster evading gets cooky with objects though. A lot of the time I'll jump to a ledge and slide off or have my toe bump something while air dodging, which makes me get stuck trying to get over a knee high object.killerx09 wrote:It's a lot of fun.
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I may or may not have free copies of this game come release day.
Depends on how many people remember that I promised them a copy.
Depends on how many people remember that I promised them a copy.
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Ikky you fuck what happened? How did they fuck up the face rigggins so bad?
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I do not understand the reverence this series gets.
I liked 1 the most, it had pretty good story and interesting characters. 2 had no story, but had lots of fun side-quests, and Tali was best waifu. But 3 was just...nothing. I can't recall anything from 3, except shitty ending. And BigMcLargeHuge. And I guess they made that one guy gay.
I don't get how anyone would even remotely care about 4. I think there may be the Sonic-syndrome at play, where autists get worked up over alien colorful ripe for fetish exploitation characters.
I liked 1 the most, it had pretty good story and interesting characters. 2 had no story, but had lots of fun side-quests, and Tali was best waifu. But 3 was just...nothing. I can't recall anything from 3, except shitty ending. And BigMcLargeHuge. And I guess they made that one guy gay.
I don't get how anyone would even remotely care about 4. I think there may be the Sonic-syndrome at play, where autists get worked up over alien colorful ripe for fetish exploitation characters.
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Mass effect 1 was the best staring at woman's asses while riding an elevator simulator I ever played.
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HL1*MrEousTranger wrote:Half life 2 had better lip sync than this.
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Re: Women's studies majors make a video game (Mass Effect 4)
Commencing operation dicksuck.Ikarrus wrote:I may or may not have free copies of this game come release day.
Depends on how many people remember that I promised them a copy.
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I pre-ordered at a discount after seeing the initial positive reviews from the trial and immediately afterwards all these videos come out.
I'm not canceling it, because now I want to experience this AAA title masterpiece as it is before damage control sets in.
I'm not canceling it, because now I want to experience this AAA title masterpiece as it is before damage control sets in.
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It has nothing to do with me, so what I know is just hearsay. Essentially, most of the initial leadership team based in Montreal was inexperienced when it comes to making games of the scale of Bioware RPGs.oranges wrote:Ikky you fuck what happened? How did they fuck up the face rigggins so bad?
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Re: Women's studies majors make a video game (Mass Effect 4)
So this shit is correct?Ikarrus wrote:It has nothing to do with me, so what I know is just hearsay. Essentially, most of the initial leadership team based in Montreal was inexperienced when it comes to making games of the scale of Bioware RPGs.oranges wrote:Ikky you fuck what happened? How did they fuck up the face rigggins so bad?
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Re: Women's studies majors make a video game (Mass Effect 4)
according to wikipedia the project utilized three of bioware's studios as opposed to bioware montreal
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Re: Women's studies majors make a video game (Mass Effect 4)
It's not like software development has to be physically located in one placeIkarrus wrote:Project leadership was originally based in Montreal, and other locations sent support later in development. But it's not like entire locations work as one whole unit. There are separate teams working on different projects.
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Re: Women's studies majors make a video game (Mass Effect 4)
>ikky deleting his posts
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I can't control myself
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Re: Women's studies majors make a video game (Mass Effect 4)
I got mixed feelings about ME3. On one hand the gameplay seemed like the most solid of the original trilogy with kind of a nice middle ground between ME1's RPG focus and ME2's gunplay focus. On the other hand the story was fucking awful from the very start.
2 introduced some pretty cool characters that I wanted to learn a lot more about and tag along with a lot more, especially Legion. Shit, the ending for 2 seemed like it implied they'd be squadmates in the third game what with them all gearing up like they're ready for another huge fight and shit. Instead they all just kind of all fucked off and became minor characters who mostly died. Doesn't help that Garrus and Tali were the only good squadmates and the rest sucked.
They should have brought Wrex back as a permanent squad mate instead of introducing that spic with the mohawk
2 introduced some pretty cool characters that I wanted to learn a lot more about and tag along with a lot more, especially Legion. Shit, the ending for 2 seemed like it implied they'd be squadmates in the third game what with them all gearing up like they're ready for another huge fight and shit. Instead they all just kind of all fucked off and became minor characters who mostly died. Doesn't help that Garrus and Tali were the only good squadmates and the rest sucked.
They should have brought Wrex back as a permanent squad mate instead of introducing that spic with the mohawk
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Re: Women's studies majors make a video game (Mass Effect 4)
That part in mass effect 2 when
blew my fucking mind the first time i played it
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Your mind and the mind of every merc in the room.Wyzack wrote:That part in mass effect 2 when
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Also a shame you couldn't send that fucking guido reporter out the airlcock. See her try to cake on the makeup in the vacuum of space.
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