Ark: Shitting any where by pressing Z
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Ark: Shitting any where by pressing Z
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Like rust.... With Dinos
And you can shit manually if need be.
Also eat your own shit just in case
Or make people eat your shit
Like rust.... With Dinos
And you can shit manually if need be.
Also eat your own shit just in case
Or make people eat your shit
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Re: Ark: Shitting any where by pressing Z
Can you apply said shit on your weapon and kill people with disease?
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Re: Ark: Shitting any where by pressing Z
this shit look not optimized
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Re: Ark: Shitting any where by pressing Z
Saw it before, would play it if cheaper.
Good thing Summer Sale Soon.
Good thing Summer Sale Soon.
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Re: Ark: Shitting any where by pressing Z
Will probably check it out once it has a TVTropes page.
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Am the only one who thinks that open world survival games are getting kind of old?
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Re: Ark: Shitting any where by pressing Z
Nah, I'm feeling it too. I mean, when you think about it, it's a genre with near-limitless potential, but a lot of developers realize that too and try to cash in with their own half-baked attempts, hoping that people will buy it based on that potential alone.ThanatosRa wrote:Am the only one who thinks that open world survival games are getting kind of old?
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Re: Ark: Shitting any where by pressing Z
The game already has more content than Rust and Reign of Kings put together, so there is that.
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Re: Ark: Shitting any where by pressing Z
Open world = randomly generate your map, give players building tools, make them finish off your level design and charge them for it
Edit: Start naked? Is that the American underwear naked, the Japanese pixelated naked, or the German completely naked, penis flapping in the breeze Aryan Masterrace propaganda movie naked?
Edit: Start naked? Is that the American underwear naked, the Japanese pixelated naked, or the German completely naked, penis flapping in the breeze Aryan Masterrace propaganda movie naked?
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American underwear nakedMalkevin wrote:Open world = randomly generate your map, give players building tools, make them finish off your level design and charge them for it
Edit: Start naked? Is that the American underwear naked, the Japanese pixelated naked, or the German completely naked, penis flapping in the breeze Aryan Masterrace propaganda movie naked?
I'd play if my computer could handle it
But firstly, laptop from 2010
And secondly, no optimisation on their part from what I've read
Looks like it has potential, but I'll see if it actually does something with it. Instead of Life is Feudal style "Here's a grindfest you can stare at. Also nothing is implemented yet, enjoy"
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Re: Ark: Shitting any where by pressing Z
I've been enjoying it. They need to optimize this shit though, getting 30FPS max on my rig on all low when I can max every other game fine.
Some guy built a hotel where people pay to spend the night so they don't freeze. He'll take them to their room, knock them out, steal all their stuff, then throw them in the nearby lake with the megalodons.
There was another guy who was catching people and locking them in cages in his basement. A wandering tribe came through and rescued them.
I'm guilty of feeding a guy to a megalodon.
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Some guy built a hotel where people pay to spend the night so they don't freeze. He'll take them to their room, knock them out, steal all their stuff, then throw them in the nearby lake with the megalodons.
There was another guy who was catching people and locking them in cages in his basement. A wandering tribe came through and rescued them.
I'm guilty of feeding a guy to a megalodon.
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Re: Ark: Shitting any where by pressing Z
I'll get this once summer sales roll around. Of course, its price is low enough to where I'm tempted to just buy it now.
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Re: Ark: Shitting any where by pressing Z
I've played a bit, official servers with good ping to me are almost permanently full, private servers are too easy to use exploits in and even crash.
That being said, it is fun.
Dilos are fucking assholes.
That being said, it is fun.
Dilos are fucking assholes.
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Re: Ark: Shitting any where by pressing Z
I have an i7 4790k(4.4Ghzturbo) and GTX 980 overclocked about 10%.
I get 20FPS or less on max.
Sick optimization.
I get 20FPS or less on max.
Sick optimization.
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Re: Ark: Shitting any where by pressing Z
Huh, I'm working with an i5 and average 35 on a bit below max.
It doesn't even bake my PC when I play like some other poorly optimized games do
It doesn't even bake my PC when I play like some other poorly optimized games do
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Re: Ark: Shitting any where by pressing Z
It doesn't max my GPU or CPU, it just has shitty performance.
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Re: Ark: Shitting any where by pressing Z
so what server are all the cool kids playing on
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Re: Ark: Shitting any where by pressing Z
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Re: Ark: Shitting any where by pressing Z
Was on sale. Got it. A little optimized can run about max I think with only slight chug. Already a cannibal. But I have clothes so I'm civilized now.
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Re: Ark: Shitting any where by pressing Z
Whats so good about this compared to the umpteen other open world survival games?
And don't say dinosaurs because those are a gimmick, they could be any other creature for the same effect.
And don't say dinosaurs because those are a gimmick, they could be any other creature for the same effect.
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Re: Ark: Shitting any where by pressing Z
I always got the impression it was trash.
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Re: Ark: Shitting any where by pressing Z
It has a surprising amount of content and depth for an early access game, and they've been consistently updating it. The only huge negative is they have no focused on optimization at all, which they have acknowledged.
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Re: Ark: Shitting any where by pressing Z
Reign of Kings is better.
For starters it's actually playable.
For starters it's actually playable.
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Re: Ark: Shitting any where by pressing Z
Reign of Kings has less content and a rather shitty playerbase, though any pvp game has shitty players half the time.
Yes, the performance is an issue, but as it stands the game is somewhat playable and has shittons of content.
Yes, the performance is an issue, but as it stands the game is somewhat playable and has shittons of content.
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Re: Ark: Shitting any where by pressing Z
Bump.
Picked this up cheap during the sale because fuck it why not.
Anyone actually playing this still on a server anywhere?
Picked this up cheap during the sale because fuck it why not.
Anyone actually playing this still on a server anywhere?
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Re: Ark: Shitting any where by pressing Z
Played Dinos N Chill for a while.
Taking a break until more meaningful content gets added.
Taking a break until more meaningful content gets added.
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Re: Ark: Shitting any where by pressing Z
Yes.
They're fun when you play them as a group though.
They're fun when you play them as a group though.
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Re: Ark: Shitting any where by pressing Z
which never happens because whenever you clowns try to get a game group going on one of you (usually an0n3) fucks something up and it doesn't work right and its off to the next pipedream videogame funhaven
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Re: Ark: Shitting any where by pressing Z
maybe u should have more dependable friends
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Re: Ark: Shitting any where by pressing Z
Wow rude.Super Aggro Crag wrote:which never happens because whenever you clowns try to get a game group going on one of you (usually an0n3) fucks something up and it doesn't work right and its off to the next pipedream videogame funhaven
Going off to find a server tonight join me or don't.
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Re: Ark: Shitting any where by pressing Z
I fully admit to several times prezzing z with my back to an unconscious tribemate.
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Re: Ark: Shitting any where by pressing Z
This smells like a good reason to update the old "Press F to pay respects" meme.
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Re: Ark: Shitting any where by pressing Z
Holy shit this is fucking hilarious
I built the Fred Flintsone club of drubbing and yabba dabba'd the shit out of some random dude on the beach.
Then dragged their unconcious body into the river where they half-drowned half mauled by a bunch of gigantic piranha.
10/10 game
I built the Fred Flintsone club of drubbing and yabba dabba'd the shit out of some random dude on the beach.
Then dragged their unconcious body into the river where they half-drowned half mauled by a bunch of gigantic piranha.
10/10 game
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