So I picked up
War for the Over World which is really Dungeon Keeper 3 and boy howdy is this shit fun. It's yer standard RTS that requires a little micromanagement but not enough to have to worry about everybody. Just the retards that get stuck on bridges you build when you tell them to mine a wall on the other side. Yeeerrrrppp, you start in a shit square and blerb your way to the finish line fucking over who ever you have to. Be shit and mine your way around the other players defenses, piss in the wind in the same exact spot for a money shrine. Spam Lighting zap magic a special unit to death, all the fun stuff to ruin that other persons day. Get annoyed that the AI is
always angry and spam attack rally.
There's units like
Cultist, necromancer, nasty orc vomiting thing, spooky ghosts and then some.
tl;dr edition
lewd?
1. Making Rooms any size you want
2. Make an arena and force all of your minions to fight each other at the same time
while making bets with Micheal Vick to see who'll win.
3. Similar to Dominions 4 there's "global enchantments" to get around annoying shit like brimstone and piss on the other player.
4. Narrative is on boss level with Darkest of Dungeon
5. Bridge battles? Just like Rome total war (1) watch people act retarded on bridges
6. Take control over a certain unit and control them.
Gameplay
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