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holy shit its a cat

Post by CaptainKawoppi » #639981

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Re: holy shit its a cat

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i may have procrastinated a little bit
Rohen_Tahir wrote: Sat Feb 18, 2023 6:02 pm sell feelings of guilt
somebody should patch this bug
you sold feelings of guilt!

[ INVENTORY ]
 - cat food x1
 - health potion x1
 - airline food x15
 - flight recorder x1
 - scrap metal x1
 - metal box x1
 - nuclear bomb x1
 - cash money x1

Addust wrote: Sat Mar 11, 2023 7:20 pm i give them a meta-class cargo freighter. i then hide in the traderoute, as cats cannot fly ships very well. the last thing i see is a meta-class freighter full of cats before i teleport onboard said freighter and curl up in the engine room in fear of what i have caused. several deathsquad units are destroyed.
the deathsquads try to stop them but they are CRUSHED by the cats
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Re: holy shit its a cat

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can i make the cat watch spongebob i love spongebob
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Re: holy shit its a cat

Post by kinnebian » #711327

can i kill the cat
as a joke
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Re: holy shit its a cat

Post by CaptainKawoppi » #711379

TheSmallBlue wrote: Sun Nov 12, 2023 3:48 am can i make the cat watch spongebob i love spongebob
the legal team doesn't need to know about this one

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kinnebian wrote: Tue Nov 14, 2023 10:29 am can i kill the cat
as a joke
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Re: holy shit its a cat

Post by kinnebian » #713117

ok.... hmm... lets see...
can i use dark necromancy to revive the cat? maybe make it watch TV as well...
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oh also can i sell the nuclear bomb
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Re: holy shit its a cat

Post by Jonathan Gupta » #713132

Sell catnip to other cats at a lower price margain to make other customers come to our cat dealer, slowly building up enough money to hire other catnip dealers and lowering the price even further.
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Buy plane tickets to New York
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