(((PKPenguin321))) obscolene - OOC in IC

[obscolene]

Byond account and character name: obscolene as Klara Ellstrom
Banning admin: PKPenguin321 as GARBAGE ADMIN
Ban type (What are you banned from?): The server.

Reason: OOC in IC again. "NIA" followed by "IM GONNA GET BWOINKED FOR THIS"
This is a temporary ban, it will be removed in 15 minutes.

Time ban was placed (including time zone): 2017-04-23 01:34:12 (Server time)

Your side of the story: It's the start of a new round. I am an atmos tech, and do not roll traitor. I adminwho and see that there are admins on, so I decide to not plasmaflood as nonantag. I go to security and see an assistant standing there. I run up to him and choke him, then witness the detective standing in the 2x2 tile area between the sec airlocks. I go over, still choking the assistant, and spam the door hoping for it to be opened. The detective asks me what I want -- expecting an answer. An answer, from ME? Good luck, buddy. A borg comes along and I tell it to open the door, to which it does. I immediately throw the assistant at the detective, knocking them both over. Everything is going according to plan, now's my chance. As sec swarms the area, I pull out my oxygen tank and gib myself with it. Haha, stupid security. I have committed crimes and made myself unbriggable. I have won, for now. I go AFK for a moment, and approximately 13 MINUTES LATER I hear the cloning noise. I tab back in to see that my brain has been put into an MMI. "Why." I ask, "Why have you prolonged my suffering." as any REAL MMI would ask. "Nobody suffers when Jack's around." the detective says. Jack is the name of the detective, for context. Okay, I guess. Playing as a borg won't be so bad -- I think to myself. (((Johnathan Talist))) asks for my brain, to which I adamantly inform the detective that that would be a poor decision. The detective does it anyway! The absolute madman!! (((TALIST))) picks my MMI up, fiddles with the borg shell for a bit and puts my brain into it. I soon come to realize that my name is something along the lines of "ERP WHORE V.69" What a disgrace! I've never ERPed in my life!* Fuck you, Johnathan Talist!!! Anyways, I'm walking along and I soon realize that, like any EFFICIENT borg, I should get a voice analyzer put onto my reset wire. I go back to robotics, informing the people there of my travesty that is the lack of a variety!! TALIST agrees to get me one, taking me to secure storage where he hacks the vendomat. He's a bit """""slow,"""" so it takes him a while. I'm not reading the chat at this point, just watching his sprite closely to check for an emag if he is to pull one out. Still entranced in a powergaming haze, I don't notice what the reset phrase is. But when I look in chat, I see that Johnathan TALIST has already set one!!! "Fuck me harder!" I lay my eyes upon!!! Can you believe this!? Disgracing my name in multiple ways within the mere span of a few MINUTES!!!! I tell him "NO NIA," he laughs. I inform him, "I'M GOING TO GET BWOINKED FOR THIS," as a joke referencing rule 8. To which PEE KAY PENGUIN, THREE HUNDRED AND TWENTY SECOND OF HIS CLASS, immediately bwoinks me, informing me "Yes, that is correct. You are currently being private messaged by me, PKPenguin, mastermind behind the /tg/station headmin triumvirate. Prepare to be banned, plebian. *smirks* ...and it looks like you've already had your final warning. *begins booting up ban cannon* Any last words...?" I am shocked by this statement. I voted for this man in the headmin election, I'm supposed to have ban immunity from him!!! The power has gone to his head!!! After a few seconds that feel as if they last forever, I remain silent -- frozen under the prowess of extreme shock and awe. "No...? Heh, well then... *eye glows blue* Into the trash it goes!" Not even 5 seconds after I read this final message, my PC shuts off. I'm literally shaking at this point, not knowing whether I am going to live to see tomorrow. I just got off the phone with my mom, informing her that we may not see each other for a while. She was confused, and starting to get scared -- so I just had to hang up on her. I didn't want to put her through what you put me through today, PKPenguin321. You are a disgusting, vile creature -- and if you ever talk to me or my mom ever again, I WILL bring you down. Back down to where you came.

Why you think you should be unbanned: just remove the ticket please :'-(

[TheColdTurtle]

ebin!

[D&B]

Include me in the screenshot

[BeeSting12]

tbh he should get the note removed on the principle that he spent more time writing this than he was banned

[PKPenguin321]

Your side of the story: It's the start of a new round. I am an atmos tech, and do not roll traitor. I adminwho and see that there are admins on, so I decide to not plasmaflood as nonantag. I go to security and see an assistant standing there. I run up to him and choke him, then witness the detective standing in the 2x2 tile area between the sec airlocks. I go over, still choking the assistant, and spam the door hoping for it to be opened. The detective asks me what I want -- expecting an answer. An answer, from ME? Good luck, buddy. A borg comes along and I tell it to open the door, to which it does. I immediately throw the assistant at the detective, knocking them both over. Everything is going according to plan, now's my chance. As sec swarms the area, I pull out my oxygen tank and gib myself with it. Haha, stupid security. I have committed crimes and made myself unbriggable. I have won, for now. I go AFK for a moment, and approximately 13 MINUTES LATER I hear the cloning noise. I tab back in to see that my brain has been put into an MMI. "Why." I ask, "Why have you prolonged my suffering." as any REAL MMI would ask. "Nobody suffers when Jack's around." the detective says. Jack is the name of the detective, for context. Okay, I guess. Playing as a borg won't be so bad -- I think to myself. (((Johnathan Talist))) asks for my brain, to which I adamantly inform the detective that that would be a poor decision. The detective does it anyway! The absolute madman!! (((TALIST))) picks my MMI up, fiddles with the borg shell for a bit and puts my brain into it. I soon come to realize that my name is something along the lines of "ERP WHORE V.69" What a disgrace! I've never ERPed in my life!* Fuck you, Johnathan Talist!!! Anyways, I'm walking along and I soon realize that, like any EFFICIENT borg, I should get a voice analyzer put onto my reset wire. I go back to robotics, informing the people there of my travesty that is the lack of a variety!! TALIST agrees to get me one, taking me to secure storage where he hacks the vendomat. He's a bit """""slow,"""" so it takes him a while. I'm not reading the chat at this point, just watching his sprite closely to check for an emag if he is to pull one out. Still entranced in a powergaming haze, I don't notice what the reset phrase is. But when I look in chat, I see that Johnathan TALIST has already set one!!! "Fuck me harder!" I lay my eyes upon!!! Can you believe this!? Disgracing my name in multiple ways within the mere span of a few MINUTES!!!! I tell him "NO NIA," he laughs. I inform him, "I'M GOING TO GET BWOINKED FOR THIS," as a joke referencing rule 8. To which PEE KAY PENGUIN, THREE HUNDRED AND TWENTY SECOND OF HIS CLASS, immediately bwoinks me, informing me "Yes, that is correct. You are currently being private messaged by me, PKPenguin, mastermind behind the /tg/station headmin triumvirate. Prepare to be banned, plebian. *smirks* ...and it looks like you've already had your final warning. *begins booting up ban cannon* Any last words...?" I am shocked by this statement. I voted for this man in the headmin election, I'm supposed to have ban immunity from him!!! The power has gone to his head!!! After a few seconds that feel as if they last forever, I remain silent -- frozen under the prowess of extreme shock and awe. "No...? Heh, well then... *eye glows blue* Into the trash it goes!" Not even 5 seconds after I read this final message, my PC shuts off. I'm literally shaking at this point, not knowing whether I am going to live to see tomorrow. I just got off the phone with my mom, informing her that we may not see each other for a while. She was confused, and starting to get scared -- so I just had to hang up on her. I didn't want to put her through what you put me through today, PKPenguin321. You are a disgusting, vile creature -- and if you ever talk to me or my mom ever again, I WILL bring you down. Back down to where you came.

This has me actually fucking laughing out loud

[PKPenguin321]

Okay I'm trying to collect myself here
I had assumed the "IM GOING TO GET BWOINKED" was in reference to you saying the NIA thing, as a self-conscious "I'm aware that I OOCed in IC and now I'm doing it more ironically," didn't catch that you were saying it over the voice analyzer phrase. I'm more okay with it now, since NIA is really mostly borderline netspeak in the first place.
I'll go lift the note, thanks for the new signature content.

[obscolene]

I figure I'll let you off with a warning this time. If I catch you bwoinking me again in the future, harsher action is going to be taken, Penguin CCCXXI. Locking this thread, and deleting my account for good measure.