[Krusvik] - Always Bet Rare Akuma - (Except when he loses)

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[Krusvik] - Always Bet Rare Akuma - (Except when he loses)

Post by Rare Akuma » #214623

Byond account and character name: Always Bet Rare Akuma / Lynsey Baker

Banning admin: Krusvik

Ban type (What are you banned from?):Weekban from scientist, dayban.

Ban reason and length:

You have been banned by krusvik.
Reason: Slippery slope gimmick of creating sentinent mobs, including volunteer headslugs, to hunt each other. Resulted in killing a crew member by having them turned valid under the loyalty prompt and then polymorphed and death bolted by the other sentient xenos. Would have been a warning if not for turning someone into a ling only to have them killed.
This is a temporary ban, it will be removed in 1440 minutes.

You have been jobbanned by krusvik from: Scientist.
The reason is: Slippery slope gimmick of creating sentinent mobs, including volunteer headslugs, to hunt each other. Resulted in killing a crew member by having them turned valid under the loyalty prompt and then polymorphed and death bolted by the other sentient xenos. Would have been a warning if not for turning someone into a ling only to have them killed.
This jobban will be lifted in 10080 minutes.

Time ban was placed (including time zone): 6:18 central.

Your side of the story: Round starts, one of the admins makes all ghosts visible (And I think able to throw objects.) So Krusviks'/Mehkis/Isanes ghost starts orbiting me and breaking various windows/grilles in xenobio/robotics and around science. One of the ghosts starts tossing me around/on tables and eventually throws me so hard I leave my body. I re-enter it.

Queue 15~ or so minutes of xenobio autism and I have myself a bunch of sentient potions and gold cores to spawn mobs with. I ask on the radio if anyone wants to be a changeling tell them to come to xenobio.

Someone does, I tell them to kill themself and once they do, sentience the headslug and it infests the body, popping out a brand spanking new ling. I send it to go do harmless objectives like get an RCD/captain's pants/whatever. Then I give it a final mission and tell it to go do whatever as long as it doesn't get me in trouble. Also in the middle of here at some point a traitor attacks me and my carp kills it/my ling eats their body and opens their PDA for me.

I think "Hey, that ling is probably bored with nothing to do." And I'm pretty bored in xenobio, so I figure it'd be fun to send three chaos magicarp to go fight it. So I tell them kill her and hurt nobody else. And send a red magicarp with the healing bolt to keep her alive and hurt nobody. Woe is me for trying to do something fun while not an admin I guess.

Why you think you should be unbanned:
1: They were sentient mobs I made. I can do what I want with them as has been policy for awhile afaik.
2: If you want to look at this like a "oh you just made them a changeling so you could kill them" standpoint(which is not the case) Then it seems pretty fair to me to trade validness for ling powers.
3: I was the one that brought them into the round (The ghost that got the body wasn't even the person that came to xenobio).
4: I had every intention and ability to bring them back. I can't see a scenario where my carps killed them that I couldn't strap their corpse to a chair and have my carp shoot them with change/resurrection bolts until they're at least back to human/alive status. (Which WAS my intention until I got adminpmed over this until the end of the round)
5: I feel like Krusvik is projecting their thoughts onto what they THINK the rules are.
6: Getting daybanned for taking a player out of the round(that had started as an observer)(THAT WAS ALSO TOTALLY VALID FOR ME TO DO SO) when the same admin presses a bunch of buttons, kills a bunch of people and it's totally okay because they're an admin seems unreasonable to me.

To be honest this seems wholly ridiculous to me. I know a headmin won't look at this until at least the dayban has expired. But I'd like to play scientist before a week is up.

Am I in the wrong here?


Full un-edited logs of the round for those interested
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Initializing subsystems...
Current Admins:
Krusvik is a GameAdmin
Okand37 is a GameAdmin
Adminhelps are also sent to IRC. If no admins are available in game adminhelp anyways and an admin on IRC will see it and respond.
OOC: TehZombehz: Rude.
OOC: Okand37: https://i.gyazo.com/7920cf292e562160af3 ... 0d8da7.png
Initialized Mapping subsystem within 11.6 seconds!
OOC: Okand37: worth it
OOC: TehZombehz: Who dun it?
Initialized Objects subsystem within 1.1 seconds!
Initialized Machines subsystem within 0.1 seconds!
Initialized Events subsystem within 0 seconds!
Initialized Jobs subsystem within 0.1 seconds!
Initialized Lighting subsystem within 4.3 seconds!
OOC: Killaslot: aliens outta nowhere
OOC: Krusvik: I shot so many people.
Initialized Ticker subsystem within 0 seconds!
Initialized Weather subsystem within 0 seconds!
OOC: Isane: Yuki Macintosh says, "Like Yackem has an addiction to bombs" she says right before the admin gibs her and Skylar :3
OOC: Rockinrhino: Welp I had fun guys. But time for me to catch some sleep. Gnight everyone.
HEY! LISTEN! 0.8 Seconds were wasted processing 1601 turf(s) (connected to 26113 other turfs) with atmos differences at round start.
Initialized Air subsystem within 5.8 seconds!
Initialized Minimap subsystem within 0 seconds!
Initialized Assets subsystem within 0 seconds!
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OOC: TehZombehz: Respect for you: Lost.
Initialized XKeyScore subsystem within 0 seconds!
Initialized Persistence subsystem within 0 seconds!
Initializations complete!
Welcome to Bear Village Beta!
Please set up your character and select "Ready". The game will start in 120 seconds.
OOC: NSSherlock: Night
OOC: Okand37: My jokes must live on.
OOC: Okand37: Be they give me friend or enemy, ever hearty shall be my chuckle.
OOC: Archie700: don't sleep
OOC: Isane: I wish I could stay up but work tomorrow
OOC: Kevinz000: ;~~;
OOC: Kevinz000: stahp bombing muh arpi
OOC: Kevinz000: ;-;
OOC: Killaslot: come to australia where no one plays in the evening and you can play by yourself all night
Current Admins:
Krusvik is a GameAdmin
Okand37 is a GameAdmin
Adminhelps are also sent to IRC. If no admins are available in game adminhelp anyways and an admin on IRC will see it and respond.
Tip of the round: As an Atmospheric Technician, you are better suited to fighting fires than anyone else. As such, you have access to better firesuits, nanofrost sprays, and a completely heat and fire proof rigsuit.
OOC: Kevinz000: lol
The gamemode is: secret!
Possibilities: extended, meteor, traitor and traitor+changeling
You are the Scientist.
As the Scientist you answer directly to the research director. Special circumstances may change this.
To speak on your departments radio, use the :h button. To see others, look closely at your headset.
As this station was initially staffed with a skeleton crew, additional access may have been added to your ID card.
Captainship not forced on anyone.
Welcome to Bear Village Beta, enjoy your stay!
and...
Are you having a happy Stupid-Questions Day?

Lynsey Baker's Memories:

You put the ID into PDA-Lynsey Baker (Scientist)'s slot.
[Common] Automated Announcement System coldly states, "Arianna Knugen has signed up as Medical Doctor"
You put the monkey cube box into the science backpack.
You feed the monkey cube to the Slime management console. It now has 1 monkey cubes stored.
You feed the monkey cube to the Slime management console. It now has 2 monkey cubes stored.
You feed the monkey cube to the Slime management console. It now has 3 monkey cubes stored.
You feed the monkey cube to the Slime management console. It now has 4 monkey cubes stored.
You feed the monkey cube to the Slime management console. It now has 5 monkey cubes stored.
Lynsey Baker has thrown the monkey cube box.
Slime management console now has 4 monkeys left.
Slime management console now has 3 monkeys left.
[Common] Lynsey Baker says, "Ahh darn."
Lynsey Baker says, "Ahh darn."
[Common] Lynsey Baker says, "I didn't want this."
Lynsey Baker says, "I didn't want this."
Current Admins:
Krusvik is a GameAdmin
Okand37 is a GameAdmin
Adminhelps are also sent to IRC. If no admins are available in game adminhelp anyways and an admin on IRC will see it and respond.
Current Players:
Always Bet Rare Akuma
Archie700
Asmadeus
Daturix
FrostBlaze
Isane
Kevinz000
Killaslot
Krusvik
NSSherlock
Okand37
R.ailgun7
RedTiki
TehZombehz
The Mouth
Thunderov
Turtl304
Total Players: 17
Lynsey Baker knocks on the reinforced window.
Lynsey Baker exclaims, "Make me cap'n!"
security newscaster beeps, "Breaking news from Station Announcements!"
Central Command Update



Enemy communication intercepted. Security level elevated.


A summary has been copied and printed to all communications consoles.


Attention! Security level elevated to blue:
The station has received reliable information about possible hostile activity on the station. Security staff may have weapons visible. Searches are permitted only with probable cause.

Trip Killaslot says, "I'm standing right here"
Trip Killaslot says, "No"
You remove the ID from the PDA-Lynsey Baker (Scientist).
Lynsey Baker says, "Uh-uhmm."
Lynsey Baker asks, "Please?"
Lynsey Baker wags her tail.
[Common] Automated Announcement System coldly states, "Alberto Spock has signed up as Research Director"
[Science] Automated Announcement System coldly states, "Alberto Spock, Research Director, is the department head."
Arianna Knugen asks, "Hey lynsey, are you gonna do R&D?"
Lynsey Baker says, "Uhh."
Lynsey Baker says, "I might."
Trip Killaslot says, "Pranked"
Lynsey Baker says, "Hmm.."
Trip Killaslot unlocks head of personnel's locker.
You put the ID into PDA-Lynsey Baker (Scientist)'s slot.
That's a floor.
[Common] Jayne Staymates says, "FUCK MINING TODAY"
You put the wrench into the science backpack.
Slime management console now has 2 monkeys left.
[Common] Jayne Staymates says, "NOT LIKE I WANTED TO DO ANY OR ANYTHING"
Slime management console now has 1 monkeys left.
You begin unsecuring All-In-One Grinder...
You begin unsecuring smart slime extract storage...
You begin unsecuring Slime Processor...
You unsecure All-In-One Grinder.
You unsecure smart slime extract storage.
You unsecure Slime Processor.
You begin securing Slime Processor...
You begin securing smart slime extract storage...
You secure Slime Processor.
You secure smart slime extract storage.
You transfer 10 units of the solution to Circuit Imprinter.
You transfer 10 units of the solution to Circuit Imprinter.
You transfer 10 units of the solution to Circuit Imprinter.
You transfer 10 units of the solution to Circuit Imprinter.
You transfer 10 units of the solution to Circuit Imprinter.
The beaker is empty!
The beaker is empty!
You add the wrench to the Destructive Analyzer!
You add the analyzer to the Destructive Analyzer!
You add the welding tool to the Destructive Analyzer!
You add 37 sheets to the Circuit Imprinter.
You add 13 sheets to the Protolathe.
The Protolathe is busy right now.
You add 50 sheets to the Protolathe.
You add the scanning module to the Destructive Analyzer!
You add the high-capacity power cell+ to the Destructive Analyzer!
You add the high-capacity power cell+ to the Destructive Analyzer!
You add the matter bin to the Destructive Analyzer!
You add the micro-manipulator to the Destructive Analyzer!
[Common] Ada Tamzi asks, "The fuck is going on?"
[Common] Trip Killaslot asks, "What do you mean?"
[Common] Automated Announcement System coldly states, "Ernesto Leichter has signed up as Janitor"
You add the advanced capacitor to the Destructive Analyzer!
[Common] Jayne Staymates says, "Surronded by lava everywhere"
[Common] Ada Tamzi says, "My grilles just broke for some reason"
You have nothing to drop in your hand!
You add the mechanical toolbox to the Destructive Analyzer!
[Common] Ada Tamzi says, "Without breaking the windows."
You add the Optical Meson Scanner to the Destructive Analyzer!
You add the welding mask to the Destructive Analyzer!
You violently crash into Lynsey Baker!
[Common] Lynsey Baker asks, "What the fuck?"
Lynsey Baker asks, "What the fuck?"
[Common] Lynsey Baker asks, "Did anyone else just slip?"
Lynsey Baker asks, "Did anyone else just slip?"
[Common] Ada Tamzi says, "Some spooky shit going on."
Lynsey Baker pushes Lynsey Baker onto the table.
[Common] Lynsey Baker exclaims, "STOP IT!"
Lynsey Baker exclaims, "STOP IT!"
You put everything in the rapid part exchange device.
You open the maintenance hatch of Slime Processor.
matter bin replaced with advanced matter bin.
micro-manipulator replaced with nano-manipulator.
You close the maintenance hatch of Slime Processor.
You have nothing to drop in your hand!
Slime management console now has 0 monkeys left.
Lynsey Baker exclaims, "Hello Lucy!"
Lynsey Baker says, "Hey Mehki and circlejerk crew."
Lynsey Baker has thrown the rapid part exchange device.
The monkey cube box cannot hold the screwdriver!
Lynsey Baker has thrown the screwdriver.
[Common] Ada Tamzi says, "Now there is a spooky ghost in the hallways."
Lynsey Baker exclaims, "Hiya Isane!"
[Common] Ada Tamzi says, "The station is haunted."
[Common] Trip Killaslot asks, "A GHOST!??!!?"
The grey baby slime (614) warps in!
The grey baby slime (528) warps in!
The grey baby slime (238) warps in!
The grey baby slime (898) warps in!
The grey baby slime (625) warps in!
[Common] Ernesto Leichter yells, "A poultygoot!!"
The grey baby slime (614) is sucked into Slime Processor.
Lynsey Baker says, "WAiiit."
The grey baby slime (528) is sucked into Slime Processor.
[Common] Trip Killaslot asks, "WHO DO WE CALL?"
The grey baby slime (238) is sucked into Slime Processor.
Skylar Lineman points to the floor.
The grey baby slime (898) is sucked into Slime Processor.
Skylar Lineman points to Lynsey Baker.
The grey baby slime (625) is sucked into Slime Processor.
Skylar Lineman points to Skylar Lineman.
Lynsey Baker says, "Why is YUKI orbiting YOU."
[Common] Zoey Goodman asks, "Like, zoinks guys! A real ghost??"
Lynsey Baker exclaims, "Wee!"
Skylar Lineman points to Lynsey Baker.
Skylar Lineman points to Skylar Lineman.
Yuki Macintosh points to Skylar Lineman.
Yuki Macintosh points to Skylar Lineman.
Yuki Macintosh points to Skylar Lineman.
Yuki Macintosh points to Skylar Lineman.
Yuki Macintosh points to Skylar Lineman.
Yuki Macintosh points to Skylar Lineman.
Skylar Lineman points to Skylar Lineman.
Skylar Lineman points to Lynsey Baker.
Skylar Lineman points to Lynsey Baker.
Skylar Lineman points to Lynsey Baker.
The solution begins to bubble.
Lynsey Baker says, "This is eyerape."
Lynsey Baker says, "You're raping me, Lucy."
You turn on Slime Processor.
You violently crash into Lynsey Baker!
You violently crash into Lynsey Baker!
You violently crash into Lynsey Baker!
Lynsey Baker has died at Xenobiology Lab.
Lynsey Baker crashes into Lynsey Baker, knocking them both over!
Lynsey Baker crashes into Lynsey Baker, knocking them both over!
Lynsey Baker crashes into Lynsey Baker, knocking them both over!
Lynsey Baker crashes into Lynsey Baker, knocking them both over!
Lynsey Baker crashes into Lynsey Baker, knocking them both over!
Lynsey Baker crashes into Lynsey Baker, knocking them both over!
Lynsey Baker crashes into Lynsey Baker, knocking them both over!
Lynsey Baker crashes into Lynsey Baker, knocking them both over!
Lynsey Baker crashes into Lynsey Baker, knocking them both over!
Lynsey Baker crashes into Lynsey Baker, knocking them both over!
Lynsey Baker crashes into Lynsey Baker, knocking them both over!
Lynsey Baker crashes into Lynsey Baker, knocking them both over!
Lynsey Baker crashes into Lynsey Baker, knocking them both over!
Lynsey Baker crashes into Lynsey Baker, knocking them both over!
Trip Killaslot screams!
Slime Processor finishes processing.
(F) DEAD: Lynsey Baker says, "oh fuck"
(F) DEAD: Skylar Lineman says, "Lynsey"
(F) DEAD: Skylar Lineman says, "You didn't say hi to me"
(F) DEAD: Isane Konnair says, "You just"
(F) DEAD: Yuki Macintosh says, "Why is this so fun."
(F) DEAD: Skylar Lineman says, "Fee fees hurt"
(F) DEAD: Skylar Lineman says, ":^("
(F) [Common] Ada Tamzi says, "Fuck"
(F) Ada Tamzi says, "Fuck"
*---------*
This is Lynsey Baker!
She is wearing a scientist's jumpsuit.
She is wearing a scientist labcoat.
She has a science backpack on her back.
She is wearing some white shoes on her feet.
She has a science radio headset on her ears.
She is wearing PDA-Lynsey Baker (Cool Cat).
She is totally catatonic. The stresses of life in deep-space must have been too much for her. Any recovery is unlikely.
*---------*
(F) [Common] Trip Killaslot says, "SPOOKY GHOSTS"
(F) Trip Killaslot says, "SPOOKY GHOSTS"
(F) [Common] Ada Tamzi says, "I locked myself in"
(F) Ada Tamzi says, "I locked myself in"
(F) DEAD: Isane Konnair says, "What the fuck"
(F) DEAD: Skylar Lineman says, "wew"
(F) Ada Tamzi says, "Ghost"
Lieutenant Ian yaps.
(F) DEAD: Skylar Lineman says, "lynsey i'm a visible ghost"
(F) Ada Tamzi says, "Help me out."
(F) DEAD: Skylar Lineman says, "honk"
(F) DEAD: Lynsey Baker says, "you knocked me out of my body"
(F) DEAD: Skylar Lineman says, ";-;"
Lynsey Baker's Memories:
Time of death: 12:11

Lynsey Baker exclaims, "I'm back!"
[Common] Lynsey Baker exclaims, "The ghosts griffed me out of my body!"
Lynsey Baker exclaims, "The ghosts griffed me out of my body!"
[Common] Automated Announcement System coldly states, "Reese Marcotte has signed up as Chemist"
You put the grey slime extract into the science backpack.
You put the grey slime extract into the science backpack.
You put the grey slime extract into the science backpack.
You put the grey slime extract into the science backpack.
You put the grey slime extract into the science backpack.
You put the grey slime extract into the science backpack.
You put the grey slime extract into the science backpack.
You put the grey slime extract into the science backpack.
The processor is empty!
Lynsey Baker takes a blood sample from Lynsey Baker.
The glass table breaks!
Lynsey Baker has been hit by the shard.
[Common] Lynsey Baker asks, "GHOSTS ARE GRIFFING ME CHAPLAIN WHERE ARE YOU?"
Lynsey Baker asks, "GHOSTS ARE GRIFFING ME CHAPLAIN WHERE ARE YOU?"
The solution begins to bubble.
The grey slime extract's power is consumed in the reaction.
You inject 5 units of the solution. The syringe now contains 10 units.
The solution begins to bubble.
The grey slime extract's power is consumed in the reaction.
You inject 5 units of the solution. The syringe now contains 5 units.
The solution begins to bubble.
The grey slime extract's power is consumed in the reaction.
You inject 5 units of the solution. The syringe now contains 0 units.
Lynsey Baker takes a blood sample from Lynsey Baker.
The solution begins to bubble.
The grey slime extract's power is consumed in the reaction.
You inject 5 units of the solution. The syringe now contains 10 units.
The solution begins to bubble.
The grey slime extract's power is consumed in the reaction.
You inject 5 units of the solution. The syringe now contains 5 units.
The solution begins to bubble.
The grey slime extract's power is consumed in the reaction.
You inject 5 units of the solution. The syringe now contains 0 units.
Lynsey Baker takes a blood sample from Lynsey Baker.
You inject 5 units of the solution. The syringe now contains 10 units.
You fill the syringe with 5 units of the solution.
[Common] Reese Marcotte asks, "There's ghosts?"
The solution begins to bubble.
The grey slime extract's power is consumed in the reaction.
You inject 5 units of the solution. The syringe now contains 10 units.
The solution begins to bubble.
The grey slime extract's power is consumed in the reaction.
You inject 5 units of the solution. The syringe now contains 5 units.
The solution begins to bubble.
The grey slime extract's power is consumed in the reaction.
You inject 5 units of the solution. The syringe now contains 0 units.
Lynsey Baker takes a blood sample from Lynsey Baker.
You inject 5 units of the solution. The syringe now contains 10 units.
The solution begins to bubble.
The grey slime extract's power is consumed in the reaction.
You inject 5 units of the solution. The syringe now contains 5 units.
You fill the syringe with 5 units of the solution.
You put the syringe into the science backpack.
[Common] Reese Marcotte says, "AH"
You have nothing to drop in your hand!
You have nothing to drop in your hand!
You have nothing to drop in your hand!
[Common] Reese Marcotte says, "THERE'S GHOSTS"
You have nothing to drop in your hand!
You feed the monkey cube to the Slime management console. It now has 1.8 monkey cubes stored.
You feed the monkey cube to the Slime management console. It now has 2.8 monkey cubes stored.
You feed the monkey cube to the Slime management console. It now has 3.8 monkey cubes stored.
You feed the monkey cube to the Slime management console. It now has 4.8 monkey cubes stored.
You feed the monkey cube to the Slime management console. It now has 5.8 monkey cubes stored.
You feed the monkey cube to the Slime management console. It now has 6.8 monkey cubes stored.
[Common] Reese Marcotte says, "HELP I'M BEIN GHOST BULLIED"
You feed the monkey cube to the Slime management console. It now has 7.8 monkey cubes stored.
You feed the monkey cube to the Slime management console. It now has 8.8 monkey cubes stored.
You feed the monkey cube to the Slime management console. It now has 9.8 monkey cubes stored.
You feed the monkey cube to the Slime management console. It now has 10.8 monkey cubes stored.
You feed the monkey cube to the Slime management console. It now has 11.8 monkey cubes stored.
You feed the monkey cube to the Slime management console. It now has 12.8 monkey cubes stored.
You feed the monkey cube to the Slime management console. It now has 13.8 monkey cubes stored.
You feed the monkey cube to the Slime management console. It now has 14.8 monkey cubes stored.
You feed the monkey cube to the Slime management console. It now has 15.8 monkey cubes stored.
You feed the monkey cube to the Slime management console. It now has 16.8 monkey cubes stored.
You feed the monkey cube to the Slime management console. It now has 17.8 monkey cubes stored.
You feed the monkey cube to the Slime management console. It now has 18.8 monkey cubes stored.
You feed the monkey cube to the Slime management console. It now has 19.8 monkey cubes stored.
Slime management console now has 18.8 monkeys left.
Slime management console now has 17.8 monkeys left.
Slime management console now has 16.8 monkeys left.
Slime management console now has 15.8 monkeys left.
[Common] Reese Marcotte says, "NO NOT TH'SWIRLY"
[Common] Reese Marcotte says, "ABTHBABTHB"
You feed the monkey cube to the Slime management console. It now has 16.8 monkey cubes stored.
You feed the monkey cube to the Slime management console. It now has 17.8 monkey cubes stored.
You feed the monkey cube to the Slime management console. It now has 18.8 monkey cubes stored.
You feed the monkey cube to the Slime management console. It now has 19.8 monkey cubes stored.
You feed the monkey cube to the Slime management console. It now has 20.8 monkey cubes stored.
You feed the monkey cube to the Slime management console. It now has 21.8 monkey cubes stored.
You feed the monkey cube to the Slime management console. It now has 22.8 monkey cubes stored.
[Common] Trip Killaslot says, "Please don't tell me"
[Common] Trip Killaslot says, "Not a ghost swirlie"
Lynsey Baker asks, "So what's up Lucy?"
[Common] Trip Killaslot exclaims, "Anything bu- IT'S RIGHT ON ME!"
Lynsey Baker says, "Surely y'got better things to do."
You feed the monkey cube to the Slime management console. It now has 23.8 monkey cubes stored.
You feed the monkey cube to the Slime management console. It now has 24.8 monkey cubes stored.
You hear a voice in your head... Nm, you?
You feed the monkey cube to the Slime management console. It now has 25.8 monkey cubes stored.
You feed the monkey cube to the Slime management console. It now has 26.8 monkey cubes stored.
[Common] Ernesto Leichter says, "Ghost cat"
[Common] Reese Marcotte asks, "Wuzza recipe fer ghost repellent again?"
Lynsey Baker exclaims, "Xenobio, duh!"
[Common] Jayne Staymates asks, "Garlic?"
Slime management console now has 25.8 monkeys left.
Central Command Update



Electrical Storm Alert


An electrical storm has been detected in your area, please repair potential electronic overloads.


[Common] Reese Marcotte says, "I don't got garlic."
You have nothing to drop in your hand!
Lynsey Baker says, "Gimme a pulse gun."
Skylar Lineman points to Lynsey Baker.
Lynsey Baker points to Skylar Lineman
Isane Konnair points to Skylar Lineman.
Skylar Lineman points to Lynsey Baker.
Skylar Lineman points to Skylar Lineman.
Isane Konnair points to Lynsey Baker.
Unrecognized or inaccessible verb: SsayC'm
Lynsey Baker says, "C'mon, guys! I'm just sitting on a console."
Lynsey Baker says, "This ain-"
[Common] Zoey Goodman says, "EVERYONE GET ALL THE DONUTS ON THE STATION AND MEET AT THE KITCHEN"
[Common] Reese Marcotte says, "NOW I'M IMMUNE T'GHOSTS"
That's a floor.
[Common] Reese Marcotte says, "AHAHAHA"
You start climbing onto the glass table...
The glass table breaks!
Lynsey Baker has been hit by the shard.
You climb onto the glass table.
[Common] Reese Marcotte says, "OW WAIT NO"
[Common] Ada Tamzi asks, "What how?"
You check yourself for injuries.
Your chest is bruised.
Your head is OK.
Your left arm is OK.
Your right arm is OK.
Your right leg is OK.
Your left leg is OK.
You insert 50 sheets into the exosuit fabricator.
Skylar Lineman points to Isane Konnair.
Skylar Lineman points to the glass table.
Lynsey Baker has thrown the health analyzer.
Lynsey Baker has thrown First-Aid (empty).
Skylar Lineman points to Lynsey Baker.
Skylar Lineman points to Lynsey Baker.
That's Skylar Lineman.
It's a g-g-g-g-ghooooost!
Skylar Lineman points to Skylar Lineman.
Robotics requests console exclaims, "New minerals available!"
Robotics requests console exclaims, "New minerals available!"
Robotics requests console exclaims, "New minerals available!"
Robotics requests console exclaims, "New minerals available!"
Robotics requests console exclaims, "New minerals available!"
Robotics requests console exclaims, "New minerals available!"
Robotics requests console exclaims, "New minerals available!"
Robotics requests console exclaims, "New minerals available!"
exosuit fabricator beeps, "The cyborg right arm is complete."
Lynsey Baker says, "Cuckles."
You add the robot arm to the first aid kit.
You add the health sensor to the incomplete medibot assembly..
You complete the Medibot. Beep boop!
Lynsey Baker has grabbed Medibot passively!
Medibot declares, "Wait Lynsey Baker! I want to help!"
Medibot is trying to inject you!
Medibot injects you with its syringe!
Slime management console now has 24.8 monkeys left.
Slime management console now has 23.8 monkeys left.
The monkey (35) rolls.
Slime management console now has 23.2 monkeys left.
Yuki Macintosh points to Lynsey Baker.
Slime management console now has 22.2 monkeys left.
Yuki Macintosh points to Lynsey Baker.
Yuki Macintosh points to Skylar Lineman.
Yuki Macintosh points to Lynsey Baker.
Yuki Macintosh points to the disposal unit.
Slime management console now has 21.6 monkeys left.
Science requests console exclaims, "New minerals available!"
Science requests console exclaims, "New minerals available!"
Science requests console exclaims, "New minerals available!"
Yuki Macintosh points to Lynsey Baker.
Science requests console exclaims, "New minerals available!"
Science requests console exclaims, "New minerals available!"
Yuki Macintosh points to the disposal unit.
gold baby slime (442) has latched onto the monkey (35)!
Yuki Macintosh points to Lynsey Baker.
Yuki Macintosh points to the disposal unit.
Science requests console exclaims, "New minerals available!"
Science requests console exclaims, "New minerals available!"
Science requests console exclaims, "New minerals available!"
Science requests console exclaims, "New minerals available!"
Slime management console now has 21 monkeys left.
Skylar Lineman points to Lynsey Baker.
Skylar Lineman points to the disposal unit.
Skylar Lineman points to Lynsey Baker.
Skylar Lineman points to Lynsey Baker.
Skylar Lineman points to Lynsey Baker.
Skylar Lineman points to the disposal unit.
Skylar Lineman points to the disposal unit.
Skylar Lineman points to Lynsey Baker.
Skylar Lineman points to the disposal unit.
Lynsey Baker points to Skylar Lineman
Lynsey Baker points to the table
Lynsey Baker asks, "Cuckles belongs....on the TALBE??"
The monkey (548) jumps!
Skylar Lineman points to Skylar Lineman.
Skylar Lineman points to the table.
Lynsey Baker says, "Err, table."
Skylar Lineman points to Lynsey Baker.
Skylar Lineman points to the table.
Skylar Lineman points to Lynsey Baker.
Skylar Lineman points to the table.
Isane Konnair points to Lynsey Baker.
Isane Konnair points to Isane Konnair.
Skylar Lineman points to Isane Konnair.
Isane Konnair points to Lynsey Baker.
Skylar Lineman points to the table.
Isane Konnair points to Xenobiology Lab.
Isane Konnair points to Lynsey Baker.
Isane Konnair points to the floor.
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Isane Konnair points to the floor.
Skylar Lineman points to Lynsey Baker.
Skylar Lineman points to the table.
Isane Konnair points to the floor.
Isane Konnair points to the floor.
Isane Konnair points to the floor.
Isane Konnair points to the cable coil.
Isane Konnair points to Isane Konnair.
Lynsey Baker exclaims, "I can't!"
Lynsey Baker says, "Also, lewd."
Skylar Lineman points to Skylar Lineman.
Skylar Lineman points to Skylar Lineman.
Skylar Lineman points to Skylar Lineman.
Slime management console now has 20 monkeys left.
Slime management console now has 19 monkeys left.
Skylar Lineman points to Lynsey Baker.
Skylar Lineman points to the reinforced wall.
[Common] Lynsey Baker says, "Zoey is breaking into xenobio."
Lynsey Baker says, "Zoey is breaking into xenobio."
[Common] Trip Killaslot asks, "Do we have a chef?"
[Common] Lynsey Baker says, "I'm going to kill you if you come in here."
Lynsey Baker says, "I'm going to kill you if you come in here."
[Common] Lynsey Baker says, "Just a warning."
Lynsey Baker says, "Just a warning."
[Common] Zoey Goodman says, "I just wanna see what the ghost is looking at"
[Common] Zoey Goodman says, "It's luring me in"
[Common] Jayne Staymates says, "Your fat ass"
Skylar Lineman points to Lynsey Baker.
Skylar Lineman points to Yuki Macintosh.
Skylar Lineman points to the reinforced wall.
[Common] Zoey Goodman says, "Oh"
[Common] Lynsey Baker says, "You've been warned."
Lynsey Baker says, "You've been warned."
That's Skylar Lineman.
It's a g-g-g-g-ghooooost!
Skylar Lineman points to Lynsey Baker.
Yuki Macintosh points to Lynsey Baker.
Yuki Macintosh points to the disposal unit.
Skylar Lineman points to Skylar Lineman.
Skylar Lineman points to Lynsey Baker.
Yuki Macintosh points to Lynsey Baker.
Yuki Macintosh points to the disposal unit.
Lynsey Baker asks, "SURELY someone else is doing something more interesting?"
Skylar Lineman points to the disposal unit.
Skylar Lineman points to the disposal unit.
Skylar Lineman points to Lynsey Baker.
Skylar Lineman points to the disposal unit.
Lynsey Baker says, "Though I doubt this would be happening if that was the case."
Lynsey Baker sighs.
Skylar Lineman points to Lynsey Baker.
Medibot states, "I knew it, I should've been a plastic surgeon."
Skylar Lineman points to the disposal unit.
Slime management console now has 18 monkeys left.
Slime management console now has 17 monkeys left.
[Common] Trip Killaslot asks, "Anyone know how to cook?"
Slime management console now has 16.4 monkeys left.
Slime management console now has 15.4 monkeys left.
Slime management console now has 14.4 monkeys left.
Slime management console now has 13.4 monkeys left.
[Common] Trip Killaslot exclaims, "I've only ever cooked 2 minute noodles!"
Lynsey Baker wags her tail.
gold baby slime (389) has latched onto the monkey (658)!
The monkey (658) waves its tail.
Slime management console now has 12.8 monkeys left.
Slime management console now has 11.8 monkeys left.
Central Command Update


Good evening crew of Bear Village Beta

You mean a lot to us.

Have a secure day.


[Common] Jayne Staymates exclaims, "Lies!"
Lynsey Baker exclaims, "So hiya Isane!"
Lynsey Baker exclaims, "Why ain't you here with me!"
Isane Konnair points to Lynsey Baker.
[Common] Trip Killaslot asks, "But me especially right?"
Central Command Update


Good evening crew of Bear Village Beta

Syke! We hate your guts.

Have a secure day.


[Common] Jayne Staymates says, "Called it"
[Common] Trip Killaslot says, "Fuck"
Central Command Update



Anomaly Alert


Pyroclastic anomaly detected on long range scanners. Expected location: Chief Engineer's office.


The gold baby slime (389) has let go of the monkey (658)!
[Common] Arianna Knugen says, "I don't have access to the window, wow."
Lynsey Baker exclaims, "Wait! Hold on!"
The gold baby slime (469) has let go of the monkey (672)!
Lynsey Baker exclaims, "I can whip MYSELF for you!"
Lynsey Baker whispers, "If it take that ectoplasm off would you die?"
Lynsey Baker has disciplined Lynsey Baker in the left leg with the cable coil!
Lynsey Baker has lashed Lynsey Baker in the left leg with the cable coil!
Lynsey Baker has flogged Lynsey Baker in the left leg with the cable coil!
You buckle yourself to the comfy chair.
Skylar Lineman points to Yuki Macintosh.
Skylar Lineman points to Skylar Lineman.
Skylar Lineman points to the monkey cube box.
Skylar Lineman points to Skylar Lineman.
Skylar Lineman points to Edgar Felix.
Skylar Lineman points to Skylar Lineman.
Medibot declares, "Delicious!"
[Common] Jayne Staymates asks, "Anyone need anything from cargo while im on station?"
The monkey (35) vanishes as they are reclaimed for recycling!
The monkey (672) vanishes as they are reclaimed for recycling!
gold adult slime (518) telepathically chirps, "Lynsey Baker... friend..."
The monkey (658) vanishes as they are reclaimed for recycling!
Slime management console now has 12 monkeys left.
gold adult slime (518) has latched onto the monkey (174)!
Slime management console now has 11 monkeys left.
Slime management console now has 10 monkeys left.
Slime management console now has 9 monkeys left.
The gold adult slime (518) vibrates!
Outgoing message to allied station
What the fuck did you just say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know that we have a ghost cat and when we meet up at centcomm they're going to kick your asses.

Slime management console now has 8 monkeys left.
Slime management console now has 7 monkeys left.
Slime management console now has 6.8 monkeys left.
gold adult slime (170) has latched onto the monkey (795)!
[Common] Jayne Staymates says, "Hey xenobio"
[Common] Lynsey Baker exclaims, "Hiya!"
Lynsey Baker exclaims, "Hiya!"
[Common] Lynsey Baker asks, "What can I do for you?"
Lynsey Baker asks, "What can I do for you?"
[Common] Jayne Staymates asks, "Got any dark blue slimes?"
[Common] Lynsey Baker says, "Nyyyuupe."
Lynsey Baker says, "Nyyyuupe."
[Common] Jayne Staymates says, "Darn"
[Common] Lynsey Baker says, "I can breed some for you, sweetie."
Lynsey Baker says, "I can breed some for you, sweetie."
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[Common] Jayne Staymates says, "That would be lovely"
The gold adult slime (518) has let go of the monkey (174)!
Central Command Update



Atmospherics alert


The scrubbers network is experiencing a backpressure surge. Some ejection of contents may occur.


The grey baby slime (270) warps in!
The grey baby slime (610) warps in!
The grey baby slime (552) warps in!
The grey baby slime (538) warps in!
The grey baby slime (527) warps in!
The grey baby slime (270) is sucked into Slime Processor.
The grey baby slime (610) is sucked into Slime Processor.
The light pink baby slime (924) warps in!
The light pink baby slime (317) warps in!
The light pink baby slime (240) warps in!
The grey baby slime (552) is sucked into Slime Processor.
The grey baby slime (538) is sucked into Slime Processor.
The grey baby slime (527) is sucked into Slime Processor.
The light pink baby slime (924) is sucked into Slime Processor.
The gold adult slime (170) has let go of the monkey (795)!
The light pink baby slime (317) is sucked into Slime Processor.
The gold baby slime (504) vanishes in a flash of light!
The gold baby slime (6) vanishes in a flash of light!
The light pink baby slime (240) is sucked into Slime Processor.
Medibot states, "What kind of medbay is this? Everyone's dropping like flies."
You turn on Slime Processor.
Slime Processor finishes processing.
The gold baby slime (504) warps in!
The gold baby slime (928) warps in!
The gold baby slime (6) warps in!
The adamantine baby slime (325) warps in!
The gold baby slime (849) warps in!
The gold baby slime (504) is sucked into Slime Processor.
The gold baby slime (928) is sucked into Slime Processor.
You unbuckle yourself from the comfy chair.
The gold baby slime (6) is sucked into Slime Processor.
Incoming message from Slant-ways Base Phi
Listen, fucko.Your ghost cat is shit compared to Ian. Ian will 1v1 your cat at any time, any day, any week. I bet your crew doesn't even eat gamer fuel and eats fucking vegan chicken sandwiches. I bet you guys are bankrupt just to afford those shitty ass sandwiches. Go back to fucking Kidz Bop 13.

You put the light pink slime extract into the science backpack.
You put the light pink slime extract into the science backpack.
The adamantine baby slime (325) is sucked into Slime Processor.
You put the light pink slime extract into the science backpack.
You put the light pink slime extract into the science backpack.
The gold baby slime (849) is sucked into Slime Processor.
You put the light pink slime extract into the science backpack.
You put the grey slime extract into the science backpack.
You put the grey slime extract into the science backpack.
You put the grey slime extract into the science backpack.
You put the grey slime extract into the science backpack.
You put the grey slime extract into the science backpack.
You put the grey slime extract into the science backpack.
You put the grey slime extract into the science backpack.
You put the grey slime extract into the science backpack.
You put the grey slime extract into the science backpack.
You put the grey slime extract into the science backpack.
You turn on Slime Processor.
[Common] Zoey Goodman says, "Lynsey, I brought you a gift to apologize for trying to break into xeno"
[Common] Zoey Goodman says, "I'm just gonna leave it outside this door here and walk away"
Medibot states, "I knew it, I should've been a plastic surgeon."
You put the large beaker into the science backpack.
[Common] Arianna Knugen asks, "Hey mining?"
You put the gold slime extract into the science backpack.
You are unable to equip that!
You are unable to equip that!
[Common] Jayne Staymates asks, "Ja?"
gold baby slime (5) telepathically chirps, "Purr..."
The grey slime extract is empty!
The solution begins to bubble.
The grey slime extract's power is consumed in the reaction.
You inject 5 units of the solution. The syringe now contains 5 units.
The solution begins to bubble.
The grey slime extract's power is consumed in the reaction.
You inject 5 units of the solution. The syringe now contains 0 units.
Lynsey Baker takes a blood sample from Lynsey Baker.
Skylar Lineman points to Lynsey Baker.
The solution begins to bubble.
The grey slime extract's power is consumed in the reaction.
You inject 5 units of the solution. The syringe now contains 10 units.
The solution begins to bubble.
The grey slime extract's power is consumed in the reaction.
You inject 5 units of the solution. The syringe now contains 5 units.
Isane Konnair points to Xenobiology Maintenance.
The solution begins to bubble.
The grey slime extract's power is consumed in the reaction.
You inject 5 units of the solution. The syringe now contains 0 units.
Lynsey Baker takes a blood sample from Lynsey Baker.
Isane Konnair points to Xenobiology Maintenance.
The solution begins to bubble.
The grey slime extract's power is consumed in the reaction.
You inject 5 units of the solution. The syringe now contains 10 units.
[Common] Arianna Knugen asks, "Could you go check on disposals in a minute?"
The solution begins to bubble.
The grey slime extract's power is consumed in the reaction.
You inject 5 units of the solution. The syringe now contains 5 units.
The solution begins to bubble.
The grey slime extract's power is consumed in the reaction.
You inject 5 units of the solution. The syringe now contains 0 units.
Isane Konnair points to Xenobiology Maintenance.
Lynsey Baker takes a blood sample from Lynsey Baker.
Skylar Lineman points to Lynsey Baker.
Skylar Lineman points to Lynsey Baker.
The solution begins to bubble.
The grey slime extract's power is consumed in the reaction.
You inject 5 units of the solution. The syringe now contains 10 units.
Skylar Lineman points to Skylar Lineman.
[Common] Jayne Staymates says, "Sure"
Skylar Lineman points to the disposal unit.
Isane Konnair points to Xenobiology Maintenance.
Isane Konnair points to Xenobiology Maintenance.
You put the light pink slime extract into the science backpack.
The gold baby slime (628) sways around dizzily.
You have nothing to drop in your hand!
Isane Konnair points to Xenobiology Maintenance.
You put the gold slime extract into the science backpack.
You fill the syringe with 5 units of the solution.
You fill the syringe with 5 units of the solution.
You fill the syringe with 5 units of the solution.
The solution begins to bubble.
The light pink slime extract's power is consumed in the reaction.
You inject 5 units of the solution. The syringe now contains 10 units.
The solution begins to bubble.
The light pink slime extract's power is consumed in the reaction.
You inject 5 units of the solution. The syringe now contains 5 units.
The solution begins to bubble.
The light pink slime extract's power is consumed in the reaction.
You inject 5 units of the solution. The syringe now contains 0 units.
You fill the syringe with 5 units of the solution.
You fill the syringe with 5 units of the solution.
You fill the syringe with 5 units of the solution.
The solution begins to bubble.
The light pink slime extract's power is consumed in the reaction.
You inject 5 units of the solution. The syringe now contains 10 units.
The solution begins to bubble.
The light pink slime extract's power is consumed in the reaction.
You inject 5 units of the solution. The syringe now contains 5 units.
You fill the syringe with 5 units of the solution.
You fill the syringe with 5 units of the solution.
Isane Konnair points to Lynsey Baker.
You put the syringe into the science backpack.
Isane Konnair points to Xenobiology Maintenance.
You put the sentience potion into the science backpack.
You put the sentience potion into the science backpack.
You put the sentience potion into the science backpack.
You put the sentience potion into the science backpack.
You put the sentience potion into the science backpack.
The processor is empty!
You put the adamantine slime extract into the science backpack.
Isane Konnair points to Xenobiology Maintenance.
The solution begins to bubble.
The used slime extract's power is consumed in the reaction.
You inject 5 units of the solution. The syringe now contains 10 units.
You put the syringe into the science backpack.
Isane Konnair points to the smart slime extract storage.
Isane Konnair points to Xenobiology Maintenance.
The gold baby slime (803) sways around dizzily.
Lynsey Baker points to the wrench
You begin unsecuring smart slime extract storage...
Isane Konnair points to Xenobiology Maintenance.
You unsecure smart slime extract storage.
That's a folder - '8====D~~'.
A yellow folder.
It is a small item.
[Common] Lynsey Baker says, "Hot."
Lynsey Baker says, "Hot."
You begin securing smart slime extract storage...
You secure smart slime extract storage.
[Common] Lynsey Baker says, "There better be a picture of a cock in here."
Lynsey Baker says, "There better be a picture of a cock in here."
That's a photo.
You see Zoey Goodman's ass on the photo.
It is a tiny item.
[Common] Reese Marcotte says, "Ew."
[Common] Lynsey Baker says, "OH DAMN EVEN BETTER."
Lynsey Baker says, "OH DAMN EVEN BETTER."
That's a photo.
You see Zoey Goodman's ass on the photo.
It is a tiny item.
Lynsey Baker has thrown the photo.
That's a photo.
You see Zoey Goodman's ass on the photo.
It is a tiny item.
Lynsey Baker has thrown the photo.
Lynsey Baker has thrown the photo.
gold baby slime (690) telepathically chirps, "Slime friend..."
Lynsey Baker has thrown the photo.
Lynsey Baker has thrown the photo.
Lynsey Baker has thrown the photo.
Lynsey Baker has thrown the photo.
Lynsey Baker has thrown the photo.
That's a floor.
That's a photo.
You see Zoey Goodman's ass on the photo.
It is a tiny item.
The purple baby slime (461) jiggles!
*---------*
This is Adamantine Golem (672)!
*---------*
You hug Adamantine Golem (672) to make them feel better!
You hug Adamantine Golem (672) to make them feel better!
Lynsey Baker says, "Heya golem."
You feed the monkey cube to the Slime management console. It now has 8.2 monkey cubes stored.
You feed the monkey cube to the Slime management console. It now has 9.2 monkey cubes stored.
You feed the monkey cube to the Slime management console. It now has 10.2 monkey cubes stored.
You feed the monkey cube to the Slime management console. It now has 11.2 monkey cubes stored.
Lynsey Baker says, "Put all those money cubes in the right console."
The solution begins to bubble.
The gold slime extract's power is consumed in the reaction.
The slime extract begins to vibrate violently !
You inject 5 units of the solution. The syringe now contains 5 units.
The solution begins to bubble.
The gold slime extract's power is consumed in the reaction.
The slime extract begins to vibrate violently !
You inject 5 units of the solution. The syringe now contains 0 units.
Your eyes sting a little.
Your eyes sting a little.
Lynsey Baker takes a blood sample from Lynsey Baker.
Adamantine Golem (672) asks, "Heya, do i get to kill Ada?"
Lynsey Baker has grabbed the creature passively!
the giant spider (974) begins to secrete a sticky substance.
Medibot declares, "Radar, put a mask on!"
This weapon is ineffective, it does no damage!
You offer the sentience potion to the magicarp...
The magicarp looks interested for a moment, but then looks back down. Maybe you should try again later.
You put the sentience potion into the science backpack.
the giant spider (974) begins to secrete a sticky substance.
You put the adamantine slime extract into the science backpack.
You put the gold slime extract into the science backpack.
You put the gold slime extract into the science backpack.
You put the gold slime extract into the science backpack.
You put the gold slime extract into the science backpack.
You put the gold slime extract into the science backpack.
You put the gold slime extract into the science backpack.
The processor is empty!
Lynsey Baker points to the monkey cube
OOC: YOSHMASTER: play some more banjo kazooie please
The giant spider (974) chitters
Lynsey Baker points to Slime management console
the giant spider (974) begins to secrete a sticky substance.
the giant spider (974) begins to secrete a sticky substance.
You feel dizzy.
Lynsey Baker claps.
the giant spider (974) begins to secrete a sticky substance.
Lynsey Baker says, "Chop chop."
The solution begins to bubble.
The gold slime extract's power is consumed in the reaction.
The slime extract begins to vibrate violently !
You inject 5 units of the solution. The syringe now contains 10 units.
the giant spider (974) begins to secrete a sticky substance.
The solution begins to bubble.
The gold slime extract's power is consumed in the reaction.
The slime extract begins to vibrate violently !
You inject 5 units of the solution. The syringe now contains 5 units.
The solution begins to bubble.
The gold slime extract's power is consumed in the reaction.
The slime extract begins to vibrate violently !
You inject 5 units of the solution. The syringe now contains 0 units.
Lynsey Baker takes a blood sample from Lynsey Baker.
The solution begins to bubble.
The gold slime extract's power is consumed in the reaction.
The slime extract begins to vibrate violently !
You inject 5 units of the solution. The syringe now contains 10 units.
The solution begins to bubble.
The gold slime extract's power is consumed in the reaction.
The slime extract begins to vibrate violently !
You inject 5 units of the solution. The syringe now contains 5 units.
The solution begins to bubble.
The gold slime extract's power is consumed in the reaction.
The slime extract begins to vibrate violently !
You inject 5 units of the solution. The syringe now contains 0 units.
Lynsey Baker takes a blood sample from Lynsey Baker.
Your eyes sting a little.
Your eyes sting a little.
Your eyes sting a little.
Hudson smashes into the reinforced window!
The giant spider (974) chitters
Your eyes sting a little.
Your eyes sting a little.
The giant ice spider (115) smashes into the reinforced window!
Your eyes sting a little.
Adamantine Golem (672) asks, "Ada killed me, do i get to kill them back?"
The combat bear smashes into the reinforced window!
The giant ice spider (115) chitters
combat bear exclaims, "Rawr!"
Lynsey Baker has grabbed the creature passively!
Yuki Macintosh is already too intelligent for this to work!
the giant spider (974) begins to secrete a sticky substance.
You get stuck in the web for a moment.
You get stuck in the web for a moment.
You get stuck in the web for a moment.
You get stuck in the web for a moment.
This weapon is ineffective, it does no damage!
You offer the sentience potion to the headslug...
The giant spider (5) chitters
the giant spider (974) begins to secrete a sticky substance.
The giant spider (974) chitters
You feel dizzy.
Lynsey Baker says, "Yuki Macintosh is already too intelligent for this to work."
Lynsey Baker says, "I doubt that.."
combat bear exclaims, "Rawr!"
The giant spider (5) chitters
The giant spider (5) smashes the reinforced table!
The giant spider (5) smashes into the reinforced window!
giant spider (5) smashes against Test Chamber.
The giant spider (5) smashes into the reinforced window!
Lynsey Baker says, "And no, golem."
[Common] Reese Marcotte asks, "Do ghosts vape?"
You put the fire extinguisher into the science backpack.
Skylar Lineman points to Lynsey Baker.
You put the sentience potion into the science backpack.
Yuki Macintosh points to Lynsey Baker.
Yuki Macintosh points to the disposal unit.
Skylar Lineman points to Lynsey Baker.
Skylar Lineman is already too intelligent for this to work!
You put the sentience potion into the science backpack.
The cockroach avoids getting crushed.
You squashed the cockroach.
You feel dizzy.
The cockroach avoids getting crushed.
The cockroach avoids getting crushed.
The cockroach avoids getting crushed.
The cockroach avoids getting crushed.
You squashed the cockroach.
[Common] Zoey Goodman says, "SOMEONE SAVE THE HOP"
[Common] Reese Marcotte asks, "Wherethough?"
[Common] Zoey Goodman says, "ER. THE HOP'S DOG."
You get stuck in the web for a moment.
You offer the sentience potion to the headslug...
[Common] Reese Marcotte says, "Oh."
[Common] Zoey Goodman asks, "THE HOP AND HIS DOG???"
Medibot declares, "Radar, put a mask on!"
The headslug looks interested for a moment, but then looks back down. Maybe you should try again later.
[Common] Zoey Goodman says, "THE CAT IS EXPLODING THEM"
Lynsey Baker asks, "Aww, really guys?"
[Common] Trip Killaslot says, "I-I--"
The combat bear grawls.
[Common] Reese Marcotte says, "Oh geez."
[Common] Reese Marcotte asks, "Izzit a magic cat?"
[Common] Trip Killaslot says, "I killed it..."
The giant spider (5) chitters
[Common] Lynsey Baker says, "We've a headslug in xenobio for anyone who wants to be a ling."
Lynsey Baker says, "We've a headslug in xenobio for anyone who wants to be a ling."
The giant spider (974) chitters
The giant spider (974) chitters
Hudson rawrs.
[Common] Lynsey Baker says, "The ghosts don't wanna take it for some reason."
Lynsey Baker says, "The ghosts don't wanna take it for some reason."
You get stuck in the web for a moment.
The giant ice spider (115) chitters
[Common] Zoey Goodman says, "It's okay HoP. You did what you had to."
Lynsey Baker has grabbed the headslug passively!
The giant spider (974) chitters
The giant ice spider (115) smashes the reinforced table!
The giant ice spider (115) smashes into the reinforced window!
giant ice spider (115) smashes against Test Chamber.
The giant ice spider (115) smashes into the reinforced window!
You hit the test chamber blast door with the fire extinguisher!
You feel dizzy.
The solution begins to bubble.
The adamantine slime extract's power is consumed in the reaction.
You inject 5 units of the solution. The syringe now contains 5 units.
You fill the syringe with 5 units of the solution.
You fill the syringe with 5 units of the solution.
You put the syringe into the science backpack.
You put the sentience potion into the science backpack.
The rune fizzles uselessly! There is no spirit nearby.
The rune fizzles uselessly! There is no spirit nearby.
The rune fizzles uselessly! There is no spirit nearby.
The rune fizzles uselessly! There is no spirit nearby.
The rune fizzles uselessly! There is no spirit nearby.
The rune fizzles uselessly! There is no spirit nearby.
The rune fizzles uselessly! There is no spirit nearby.
The rune fizzles uselessly! There is no spirit nearby.
The gold baby slime (803) vibrates!
The rune fizzles uselessly! There is no spirit nearby.
The rune fizzles uselessly! There is no spirit nearby.
The rune fizzles uselessly! There is no spirit nearby.
The rune fizzles uselessly! There is no spirit nearby.
The rune fizzles uselessly! There is no spirit nearby.
The rune fizzles uselessly! There is no spirit nearby.
The rune fizzles uselessly! There is no spirit nearby.
The rune fizzles uselessly! There is no spirit nearby.
The rune fizzles uselessly! There is no spirit nearby.
The rune fizzles uselessly! There is no spirit nearby.
The rune fizzles uselessly! There is no spirit nearby.
The rune fizzles uselessly! There is no spirit nearby.
The rune fizzles uselessly! There is no spirit nearby.
The rune fizzles uselessly! There is no spirit nearby.
The rune fizzles uselessly! There is no spirit nearby.
The rune fizzles uselessly! There is no spirit nearby.
The rune fizzles uselessly! There is no spirit nearby.
The rune fizzles uselessly! There is no spirit nearby.
The rune fizzles uselessly! There is no spirit nearby.
The rune fizzles uselessly! There is no spirit nearby.
The rune fizzles uselessly! There is no spirit nearby.
The rune fizzles uselessly! There is no spirit nearby.
The rune fizzles uselessly! There is no spirit nearby.
The rune fizzles uselessly! There is no spirit nearby.
The rune fizzles uselessly! There is no spirit nearby.
The rune fizzles uselessly! There is no spirit nearby.
The rune fizzles uselessly! There is no spirit nearby.
The rune fizzles uselessly! There is no spirit nearby.
The rune fizzles uselessly! There is no spirit nearby.
The rune fizzles uselessly! There is no spirit nearby.
The rune fizzles uselessly! There is no spirit nearby.
The rune fizzles uselessly! There is no spirit nearby.
The rune fizzles uselessly! There is no spirit nearby.
The rune fizzles uselessly! There is no spirit nearby.
The rune fizzles uselessly! There is no spirit nearby.
The rune fizzles uselessly! There is no spirit nearby.
The rune fizzles uselessly! There is no spirit nearby.
The rune fizzles uselessly! There is no spirit nearby.
The rune fizzles uselessly! There is no spirit nearby.
The rune fizzles uselessly! There is no spirit nearby.
The rune fizzles uselessly! There is no spirit nearby.
The rune fizzles uselessly! There is no spirit nearby.
The rune fizzles uselessly! There is no spirit nearby.
The rune fizzles uselessly! There is no spirit nearby.
The rune fizzles uselessly! There is no spirit nearby.
The gold baby slime (310) lights up for a bit, then stops.
The rune fizzles uselessly! There is no spirit nearby.
The rune fizzles uselessly! There is no spirit nearby.
The rune fizzles uselessly! There is no spirit nearby.
The rune fizzles uselessly! There is no spirit nearby.
The rune fizzles uselessly! There is no spirit nearby.
The rune fizzles uselessly! There is no spirit nearby.
The rune fizzles uselessly! There is no spirit nearby.
The rune fizzles uselessly! There is no spirit nearby.
The rune fizzles uselessly! There is no spirit nearby.
The rune fizzles uselessly! There is no spirit nearby.
The rune fizzles uselessly! There is no spirit nearby.
The rune fizzles uselessly! There is no spirit nearby.
The rune fizzles uselessly! There is no spirit nearby.
The rune fizzles uselessly! There is no spirit nearby.
The rune fizzles uselessly! There is no spirit nearby.
The rune fizzles uselessly! There is no spirit nearby.
The rune fizzles uselessly! There is no spirit nearby.
The rune fizzles uselessly! There is no spirit nearby.
The rune fizzles uselessly! There is no spirit nearby.
The rune fizzles uselessly! There is no spirit nearby.
The rune fizzles uselessly! There is no spirit nearby.
The rune fizzles uselessly! There is no spirit nearby.
Skylar Lineman points to the rune.
The rune fizzles uselessly! There is no spirit nearby.
The rune fizzles uselessly! There is no spirit nearby.
The rune fizzles uselessly! There is no spirit nearby.
The rune fizzles uselessly! There is no spirit nearby.
The rune fizzles uselessly! There is no spirit nearby.
The rune fizzles uselessly! There is no spirit nearby.
The rune fizzles uselessly! There is no spirit nearby.
The rune fizzles uselessly! There is no spirit nearby.
The rune fizzles uselessly! There is no spirit nearby.
The rune fizzles uselessly! There is no spirit nearby.
The rune fizzles uselessly! There is no spirit nearby.
The rune fizzles uselessly! There is no spirit nearby.
The rune fizzles uselessly! There is no spirit nearby.
The rune fizzles uselessly! There is no spirit nearby.
gold baby slime (82) telepathically chirps, "Blop..."
gold baby slime (5) telepathically chirps, "Blop..."
The rune fizzles uselessly! There is no spirit nearby.
The rune fizzles uselessly! There is no spirit nearby.
The rune fizzles uselessly! There is no spirit nearby.
The rune fizzles uselessly! There is no spirit nearby.
The rune fizzles uselessly! There is no spirit nearby.
The rune fizzles uselessly! There is no spirit nearby.
The rune fizzles uselessly! There is no spirit nearby.
The rune fizzles uselessly! There is no spirit nearby.
The rune fizzles uselessly! There is no spirit nearby.
The rune fizzles uselessly! There is no spirit nearby.
The rune fizzles uselessly! There is no spirit nearby.
The rune fizzles uselessly! There is no spirit nearby.
gold baby slime (434) telepathically chirps, "Slime friends..."
The rune fizzles uselessly! There is no spirit nearby.
The rune fizzles uselessly! There is no spirit nearby.
The rune fizzles uselessly! There is no spirit nearby.
The rune fizzles uselessly! There is no spirit nearby.
The rune fizzles uselessly! There is no spirit nearby.
The rune fizzles uselessly! There is no spirit nearby.
The rune fizzles uselessly! There is no spirit nearby.
The rune fizzles uselessly! There is no spirit nearby.
The rune fizzles uselessly! There is no spirit nearby.
The rune fizzles uselessly! There is no spirit nearby.
The rune fizzles uselessly! There is no spirit nearby.
The rune fizzles uselessly! There is no spirit nearby.
The rune fizzles uselessly! There is no spirit nearby.
The rune fizzles uselessly! There is no spirit nearby.
The rune fizzles uselessly! There is no spirit nearby.
The rune fizzles uselessly! There is no spirit nearby.
The rune fizzles uselessly! There is no spirit nearby.
The rune fizzles uselessly! There is no spirit nearby.
The rune fizzles uselessly! There is no spirit nearby.
The rune fizzles uselessly! There is no spirit nearby.
The rune fizzles uselessly! There is no spirit nearby.
The rune fizzles uselessly! There is no spirit nearby.
The rune fizzles uselessly! There is no spirit nearby.
The rune fizzles uselessly! There is no spirit nearby.
The rune fizzles uselessly! There is no spirit nearby.
The rune fizzles uselessly! There is no spirit nearby.
The rune fizzles uselessly! There is no spirit nearby.
The rune fizzles uselessly! There is no spirit nearby.
The rune fizzles uselessly! There is no spirit nearby.
The rune fizzles uselessly! There is no spirit nearby.
The rune fizzles uselessly! There is no spirit nearby.
The rune fizzles uselessly! There is no spirit nearby.
The rune fizzles uselessly! There is no spirit nearby.
The rune fizzles uselessly! There is no spirit nearby.
The rune fizzles uselessly! There is no spirit nearby.
The rune fizzles uselessly! There is no spirit nearby.
The rune fizzles uselessly! There is no spirit nearby.
The rune fizzles uselessly! There is no spirit nearby.
The rune fizzles uselessly! There is no spirit nearby.
The rune fizzles uselessly! There is no spirit nearby.
The rune fizzles uselessly! There is no spirit nearby.
The rune fizzles uselessly! There is no spirit nearby.
The rune fizzles uselessly! There is no spirit nearby.
The rune fizzles uselessly! There is no spirit nearby.
The rune fizzles uselessly! There is no spirit nearby.
The rune fizzles uselessly! There is no spirit nearby.
The rune fizzles uselessly! There is no spirit nearby.
The rune fizzles uselessly! There is no spirit nearby.
The rune fizzles uselessly! There is no spirit nearby.
The rune fizzles uselessly! There is no spirit nearby.
The rune fizzles uselessly! There is no spirit nearby.
The rune fizzles uselessly! There is no spirit nearby.
The rune fizzles uselessly! There is no spirit nearby.
The rune fizzles uselessly! There is no spirit nearby.
The rune fizzles uselessly! There is no spirit nearby.
The rune fizzles uselessly! There is no spirit nearby.
The rune fizzles uselessly! There is no spirit nearby.
The rune fizzles uselessly! There is no spirit nearby.
The rune fizzles uselessly! There is no spirit nearby.
The rune fizzles uselessly! There is no spirit nearby.
The rune fizzles uselessly! There is no spirit nearby.
The rune fizzles uselessly! There is no spirit nearby.
The rune fizzles uselessly! There is no spirit nearby.
The rune fizzles uselessly! There is no spirit nearby.
You feel dizzy.
The rune fizzles uselessly! There is no spirit nearby.
The gold baby slime (287) jiggles!
The rune fizzles uselessly! There is no spirit nearby.
The rune fizzles uselessly! There is no spirit nearby.
The rune fizzles uselessly! There is no spirit nearby.
Lynsey Baker has punched Adamantine Golem (350)!
Unrecognized or inaccessible verb: asyWrecked.
Lynsey Baker says, "Wrecked."
Adamantine Golem (350) says, "Sorry yuki."
Adamantine Golem (350) says, "Oh well I did it on purpose"
Adamantine Golem (350) says, "Ree"
The gold baby slime (434) lights up for a bit, then stops.
Adamantine Golem (350) says, "Ok what do you want me to do"
The gold baby slime (82) bounces in place.
Lynsey Baker says, "Golem, put all those cubes in my machine."
gold baby slime (690) telepathically chirps, "Slime friends..."
You feel dizzy.
Lynsey Baker points to Slime management console
The gold baby slime (743) vanishes in a flash of light!
The gold baby slime (89) sways around dizzily.
The gold baby slime (89) vanishes in a flash of light!
The gold baby slime (287) vanishes in a flash of light!
The gold baby slime (5) vanishes in a flash of light!
The gold baby slime (803) vanishes in a flash of light!
The gold baby slime (82) lights up for a bit, then stops.
gold baby slime (82) telepathically chirps, "Lynsey Baker... friend..."
The gold baby slime (690) vanishes in a flash of light!
The gold baby slime (82) vanishes in a flash of light!
The gold baby slime (109) vanishes in a flash of light!
The monkey (767) vanishes as they are reclaimed for recycling!
The monkey (174) vanishes as they are reclaimed for recycling!
The monkey (795) vanishes as they are reclaimed for recycling!
The monkey (996) vanishes as they are reclaimed for recycling!
Slime management console now has 29 monkeys left.
Slime management console now has 28 monkeys left.
Adamantine Golem (350) examines herself.
You feel faint.
Adamantine Golem (350) hugs Lynsey Baker to make them feel better!
gold baby slime (310) has latched onto the monkey (518)!
Adamantine Golem (350) points to Yuki Macintosh
Adamantine Golem (350) says, "Ny."
Adamantine Golem (350) says, "A"
Adamantine Golem (350) says, "."
Slime management console now has 32.4 monkeys left.
Slime management console now has 31.4 monkeys left.
Slime management console now has 30.4 monkeys left.
Slime management console now has 29.4 monkeys left.
Slime management console now has 28.4 monkeys left.
Slime management console now has 27.4 monkeys left.
Slime management console now has 26.4 monkeys left.
Slime management console now has 25.4 monkeys left.
Slime management console now has 24.4 monkeys left.
Lynsey Baker says, "Alright, go do whatever."
Lynsey Baker says, "Don't get me in trouble."
Adamantine Golem (350) says, ".."
Adamantine Golem (350) says, "Uh"
Adamantine Golem (350) says, "Ok"
Adamantine Golem (350) says, "Sure"
The gold baby slime (310) bounces in place.
[Common] Reese Marcotte asks, "Where's ghosts?"
Captain Announces


Rest in peace Ian. Cruely taken away from us by our ghostly infestation in his prime.


[Common] Lynsey Baker says, "All of them are orbiting me in xenobio."
Lynsey Baker says, "All of them are orbiting me in xenobio."
The gold baby slime (310) jiggles!
[Common] Lynsey Baker says, "AND NONE OF THEM WANT TO BE MY HEADSLUG"
Lynsey Baker says, "AND NONE OF THEM WANT TO BE MY HEADSLUG"
[Common] Lynsey Baker says, "AAAAAHHH"
Lynsey Baker says, "AAAAAHHH"
[Common] Reese Marcotte says, "Ohhey ghost."
This weapon is ineffective, it does no damage!
You offer the sentience potion to the headslug...
You get stuck in the web for a moment.
You get stuck in the web for a moment.
You get stuck in the web for a moment.
You get stuck in the web for a moment.
You get stuck in the web for a moment.
You get stuck in the web for a moment.
You get stuck in the web for a moment.
You get stuck in the web for a moment.
You get stuck in the web for a moment.
This weapon is ineffective, it does no damage!
You offer the sentience potion to the magicarp...
[Common] Reese Marcotte says, "S'cause they're bully ghosts."
The giant spider (974) chitters
The headslug looks interested for a moment, but then looks back down. Maybe you should try again later.
Yuki Macintosh points to the lusty xenomorph maid (484).
The giant ice spider (115) chitters
creature smashes against Test Chamber.
Yuki Macintosh points to the combat bear.
The magicarp looks interested for a moment, but then looks back down. Maybe you should try again later.
Yuki Macintosh points to the lusty xenomorph maid (484).
[Common] Adamantine Golem (350) says, "Ehllo"
[Common] Lynsey Baker says, "Xeno fetishest."
Lynsey Baker says, "Xeno fetishest."
Yuki Macintosh points to the chaos magicarp.
Yuki Macintosh points to the lusty xenomorph maid (484).
Edgar Felix points to the combat bear.
You get stuck in the web for a moment.
You feel woozy.
Yuki Macintosh points to the reinforced floor.
Yuki Macintosh points to the lusty xenomorph maid (484).
the giant spider (974) begins to secrete a sticky substance.
The giant ice spider (115) chitters
You put the sentience potion into the science backpack.
You put the sentience potion into the science backpack.
Yuki Macintosh points to the lusty xenomorph maid (484).
You feel dizzy.
You get stuck in the web for a moment.
The headslug chomps the gold baby slime (310)!
You put the syringe into the science backpack.
You feel dizzy.
The headslug chomps the gold baby slime (310)!
Adamantine Golem (350) says, "Lynsey"
The headslug chomps the gold baby slime (310)!
Adamantine Golem (350) says, "Issue"
Adamantine Golem (350) says, "Over here"
The headslug chomps the gold baby slime (310)!
Lynsey Baker asks, "Yeah?"
You are not pulling anything.
The headslug chomps the gold baby slime (310)!
Adamantine Golem (350) says, "Should uh probably come close the pen"
Adamantine Golem (350) says, "Liek"
Adamantine Golem (350) says, "Quick"
The headslug chomps the gold baby slime (310)!
The headslug chomps the gold baby slime (310)!
The headslug chomps the gold baby slime (310)!
Medibot states, "I knew it, I should've been a plastic surgeon."
The headslug chomps the gold baby slime (310)!
creature smashes against Containment Pen.
The headslug chomps the gold baby slime (310)!
The creature chomps the grey baby slime (876)!
The headslug chomps the gold baby slime (310)!
The creature chomps the grey baby slime (876)!
The grey baby slime (876) stops moving...
The headslug chomps the gold baby slime (310)!
Lynsey Baker has thrashed the creature with the fire extinguisher!
Lynsey Baker has bludgeoned the creature with the fire extinguisher!
You feel faint.
Lynsey Baker has battered the creature with the fire extinguisher!
Lynsey Baker has whacked the creature with the fire extinguisher!
Lynsey Baker has whacked the creature with the fire extinguisher!
Lynsey Baker has battered the creature with the fire extinguisher!
Lynsey Baker has slammed the creature with the fire extinguisher!
Lynsey Baker has battered the creature with the fire extinguisher!
The creature stops moving...
Lynsey Baker has grabbed the creature passively!
Lynsey Baker has sliced the creature with the shard!
The shard cuts into your hand!
Lynsey Baker has thrown the shard.
Slime management console now has 23.4 monkeys left.
Slime management console now has 22.4 monkeys left.
The gold baby slime (310) vanishes in a flash of light!
The gold baby slime (743) warps in!
The gold baby slime (89) warps in!
The gold baby slime (803) warps in!
The gold baby slime (5) warps in!
The gold baby slime (287) warps in!
[Common] Trip Killaslot says, "Don't forget your suit sensors everyone"
The gold baby slime (743) is sucked into Slime Processor.
The gold baby slime (89) is sucked into Slime Processor.
The gold baby slime (803) is sucked into Slime Processor.
The gold baby slime (690) warps in!
The gold baby slime (628) warps in!
The gold baby slime (109) warps in!
The gold baby slime (82) warps in!
The gold baby slime (434) warps in!
The gold baby slime (690) is sucked into Slime Processor.
The gold baby slime (628) is sucked into Slime Processor.
The grey baby slime (885) warps in!
The grey baby slime (362) warps in!
The grey baby slime (166) warps in!
The gold baby slime (310) warps in!
The gold baby slime (109) is sucked into Slime Processor.
The gold baby slime (82) is sucked into Slime Processor.
The gold baby slime (434) is sucked into Slime Processor.
The grey baby slime (885) is sucked into Slime Processor.
The grey baby slime (362) is sucked into Slime Processor.
The grey baby slime (166) is sucked into Slime Processor.
Medibot states, "I knew it, I should've been a plastic surgeon."
The gold baby slime (310) is sucked into Slime Processor.
Science requests console exclaims, "New minerals available!"
Science requests console exclaims, "New minerals available!"
The gold baby slime (5) is sucked into Slime Processor.
Science requests console exclaims, "New minerals available!"
Science requests console exclaims, "New minerals available!"
Science requests console exclaims, "New minerals available!"
Science requests console exclaims, "New minerals available!"
The gold baby slime (287) is sucked into Slime Processor.
You turn on Slime Processor.
Your suit will now report your exact vital lifesigns as well as your coordinate position.
[Common] Automated Announcement System coldly states, "Kara Paupus has signed up as Chaplain"
[Common] Lynsey Baker says, "Hey chaplain."
Lynsey Baker says, "Hey chaplain."
[Common] Lynsey Baker says, "There are ghosts around."
Lynsey Baker says, "There are ghosts around."
[Common] Lynsey Baker says, "Banish 'em."
Lynsey Baker says, "Banish 'em."
[Common] Lynsey Baker exclaims, "But not Isane! Isane is CUTE!"
Lynsey Baker exclaims, "But not Isane! Isane is CUTE!"
[Common] Adamantine Golem (350) says, "Boo!~"
[Common] Adamantine Golem (350) says, "Kek"
[Common] Lynsey Baker says, "Nyyaa.."
Lynsey Baker says, "Nyyaa.."
Slime Processor finishes processing.
[Common] Adamantine Golem (350) says, "Nya."
Adamantine Golem (350) has grabbed the monkey (518) passively!
Adamantine Golem (350) has grabbed the monkey (518) aggressively!
Medibot states, "I knew it, I should've been a plastic surgeon."
Slime management console now has 21.4 monkeys left.
Slime management console now has 20.4 monkeys left.
Adamantine Golem (350) has thrown the monkey cube.
Adamantine Golem (350) has thrown the monkey cube.
Adamantine Golem (350) has thrown the monkey cube.
Adamantine Golem (350) has thrown the monkey cube.
Slime management console now has 19.4 monkeys left.
Slime management console now has 18.4 monkeys left.
Slime management console now has 17.4 monkeys left.
Slime management console now has 16.4 monkeys left.
Adamantine Golem (350) examines herself.
The monkey (623) rolls.
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Adamantine Golem (350) points to Isane Konnair
Lynsey Baker has attempted to punch Lynsey Baker!
Lynsey Baker has punched Lynsey Baker!
Lynsey Baker has punched Lynsey Baker!
Medibot declares, "Lynsey Baker, you appear to be injured!"
Medibot is trying to inject you!
Medibot injects you with its syringe!
Lynsey Baker has grabbed the monkey (623) passively!
Lynsey Baker has grabbed the monkey (623) passively!
The orange baby slime (518) stops moving...
This weapon is ineffective, it does no damage!
You offer the sentience potion to the headslug...
Adamantine Golem (350) has hit the reinforced window with the mechanical toolbox!
Adamantine Golem (350) has hit the reinforced window with the mechanical toolbox!
Adamantine Golem (350) has hit the reinforced window with the mechanical toolbox!
Adamantine Golem (350) has hit the reinforced window with the mechanical toolbox!
The headslug looks interested for a moment, but then looks back down. Maybe you should try again later.
Adamantine Golem (350) has hit the reinforced window with the mechanical toolbox!
Lynsey Baker exclaims, "C'mon Isane! Be my ling!"
Adamantine Golem (350) has hit the reinforced window with the mechanical toolbox!
Lynsey Baker exclaims, "You KNOW you want to!"
Yuki Macintosh is already too intelligent for this to work!
Adamantine Golem (350) has hit the reinforced window with the mechanical toolbox!
Adamantine Golem (350) has hit the reinforced window with the mechanical toolbox!
The cockroach avoids getting crushed.
Adamantine Golem (350) squashed the cockroach.
Lynsey Baker exclaims, "Yuki Macintosh is too intelligent for this to work!"
You feel woozy.
Central Command Update



Anomaly Alert


Pyroclastic anomaly detected on long range scanners. Expected location: Library.


You feel faint.
Lynsey Baker asks, "Why does this thing LIE to me?"
This weapon is ineffective, it does no damage!
You offer the sentience potion to the headslug...
[Common] Arianna Knugen says, "Get that fucking core"
The headslug looks interested for a moment, but then looks back down. Maybe you should try again later.
Yuki Macintosh points to Lynsey Baker.
Lynsey Baker has grabbed the headslug passively!
[Common] Lynsey Baker exclaims, "Somebody be my changeling!"
Lynsey Baker exclaims, "Somebody be my changeling!"
Lynsey Baker has grabbed the headslug passively!
Lynsey Baker has grabbed the headslug passively!
You are not pulling anything.
[Common] Zoey Goodman says, "I volunteer as tribute"
Yuki Macintosh points to Lynsey Baker.
Yuki Macintosh points to the pen.
Yuki Macintosh points to Lynsey Baker.
Science requests console exclaims, "New minerals available!"
Science requests console exclaims, "New minerals available!"
Science requests console exclaims, "New minerals available!"
Science requests console exclaims, "New minerals available!"
[Common] Lynsey Baker exclaims, "We could be ling station 13!"
Lynsey Baker exclaims, "We could be ling station 13!"
[Common] Lynsey Baker says, "I have a million fucking slimes."
Lynsey Baker says, "I have a million fucking slimes."
You feel woozy.
[Common] Lynsey Baker says, "Come to xenobio, Zoey."
Lynsey Baker says, "Come to xenobio, Zoey."
You put the sentience potion into the science backpack.
Lynsey Baker has grabbed the creature passively!
Lynsey Baker has grabbed the creature passively!
[Common] Jayne Staymates asks, "So ya got a dark blue i could snag?"
You feel faint.
[Common] Lynsey Baker says, "Nyyaat yet."
Lynsey Baker says, "Nyyaat yet."
[Common] Zoey Goodman says, "I'm outside where I left the butt pics"
Yuki Macintosh points to Lynsey Baker.
[Common] Lynsey Baker says, "Other way, Zoey."
Lynsey Baker says, "Other way, Zoey."
Yuki Macintosh points to the disposal unit.
[Common] Lynsey Baker says, "Use the front door."
Lynsey Baker says, "Use the front door."
Angelina Holmes points to Lynsey Baker.
The green baby slime (53) warps in!
The green baby slime (53) is sucked into Slime Processor.
Angelina Holmes points to Lynsey Baker.
You turn on Slime Processor.
Slime Processor finishes processing.
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Angelina Holmes points to the disposal unit.
Slime management console now has 15.4 monkeys left.
Slime management console now has 14.4 monkeys left.
[Common] Zoey Goodman says, "Alright, I'm outside science"
Lynsey Baker asks, "She a danger?"
OOC: ThePoorman: tfw my prayers fall on deaf ears
Lynsey Baker says, "You can be my stand! Except..without actually interacting with anything."
*---------*
This is Jayne Staymates!
She is wearing a shaft miner's jumpsuit.
She is wearing an explorer hood on her head.
She is wearing an explorer suit.
She is carrying an oxygen tank on her explorer suit.
She has an explorer satchel on her back.
She has some black gloves on her hands.
She has an advanced automatic mining scanner about her waist.
She is wearing some blood-stained mining boots on her feet!
She has an explorer gas mask on her face.
She is wearing Jayne Staymates's ID Card (Shaft Miner).
She has minor burns.
*---------*
Jayne Staymates hugs Lynsey Baker to make them feel better!
You hug Jayne Staymates to make them feel better!
Lynsey Baker says, "Alright, just kill yourself, my man."
Zoey Goodman says, "Alright"
Lynsey Baker says, "No suiciding, though"
Zoey Goodman says, "Wait does my body need to be intact"
Lynsey Baker says, "Yes."
Zoey Goodman says, "Alright"
Zoey Goodman has attacked Zoey Goodman in the head with the oxygen tank!
Medibot declares, "Zoey Goodman, you appear to be injured!"
Zoey Goodman has attacked Zoey Goodman in the head with the oxygen tank!
Zoey Goodman has attacked Zoey Goodman in the head with the oxygen tank!
Zoey Goodman has attacked Zoey Goodman in the head with the oxygen tank!
Zoey Goodman has attacked Zoey Goodman in the head with the oxygen tank!
Zoey Goodman has attacked Zoey Goodman in the head with the oxygen tank!
Zoey Goodman has attacked Zoey Goodman in the right leg with the oxygen tank!
Medibot is trying to inject Zoey Goodman!
Lynsey Baker has grabbed Medibot passively!
Zoey Goodman has attacked Zoey Goodman in the head with the oxygen tank!
Zoey Goodman has attacked Zoey Goodman in the head with the oxygen tank!
Zoey Goodman has attacked Zoey Goodman in the head with the oxygen tank!
Medibot retracts its syringe.
You try to perform CPR on Zoey Goodman... Hold still!
Jayne Staymates asks, "She needs to be dead?"
You fail to perform CPR on Zoey Goodman!
Medibot is trying to inject Zoey Goodman!
Lynsey Baker has grabbed Medibot passively!
Medibot retracts its syringe.
*---------*
This is Zoey Goodman!
She is wearing a blood-stained EVA suit!
She is carrying an oxygen tank on her EVA suit.
She has a jetpack (carbon dioxide) on her back.
She has blood-stained hands!
She has a toolbelt about her waist.
She has a blood-stained breath mask on her face!
She has a radio headset on her ears.
She is wearing PDA-Zoey Goodman (Assistant).
She has severe bruising!
She is bleeding!
She isn't responding to anything around her and seems to be asleep.
*---------*
Lynsey Baker says, "Succumb you dork."
Lynsey Baker has grabbed Medibot passively!
Medibot retracts its syringe.
Jayne Staymates asks, "Kill her?"
Medibot declares, "Zoey Goodman, you appear to be injured!"
Lynsey Baker says, "I'd rather not."
Lynsey Baker has grabbed Medibot passively!
You are not pulling anything.
Medibot is trying to inject Zoey Goodman!
Lynsey Baker has thrashed Zoey Goodman in the head with the fire extinguisher!
Lynsey Baker has battered Zoey Goodman in the head with the fire extinguisher!
Lynsey Baker has battered Zoey Goodman in the head with the fire extinguisher!
Medibot injects Zoey Goodman with its syringe!
Lynsey Baker has battered Zoey Goodman in the head with the fire extinguisher!
Lynsey Baker has thrashed Zoey Goodman in the head with the fire extinguisher!
Lynsey Baker has thunked Zoey Goodman in the head with the fire extinguisher!
*---------*
This is Zoey Goodman!
She is wearing a blood-stained EVA suit!
She is carrying an oxygen tank on her EVA suit.
She has a jetpack (carbon dioxide) on her back.
She has blood-stained hands!
She has a toolbelt about her waist.
She has a blood-stained breath mask on her face!
She has a radio headset on her ears.
She is wearing PDA-Zoey Goodman (Assistant).
She has severe bruising!
She has pale skin.
She is bleeding!
She isn't responding to anything around her and seems to be asleep.
*---------*
Lynsey Baker has whacked Zoey Goodman in the head with the fire extinguisher!
Lynsey Baker has thrashed Zoey Goodman in the head with the fire extinguisher!
Lynsey Baker has grabbed Zoey Goodman passively!
Zoey Goodman seizes up and falls limp, her eyes dead and lifeless...
Lynsey Baker has battered Zoey Goodman in the right leg with the fire extinguisher!
Lynsey Baker has bashed Zoey Goodman in the left arm with the fire extinguisher!
Jayne Staymates fires the proto-kinetic accelerator!
Your armor softens the blow!
Lynsey Baker is hit by a weakened kinetic force in the right arm!
Jayne Staymates says, "Oops"
This weapon is ineffective, it does no damage!
You offer the sentience potion to the headslug...
The headslug accepts the potion and suddenly becomes attentive and aware. It worked!
Jayne Staymates puts the proto-kinetic accelerator into the explorer satchel.
That's a headslug.
Absolutely not de-beaked or harmless. Keep away from corpses.
Lynsey Baker says, "There."
Medibot is trying to inject Arianna Knugen!
Lynsey Baker says, "Now infest this body, slug."
Medibot injects Arianna Knugen with its syringe!
You are not pulling anything.
Arianna Knugen says, "I'm just gonna assume you all know what you're doing."
The headslug plants something in Zoey Goodman's flesh!
Lynsey Baker tries to remove Zoey Goodman's jetpack (carbon dioxide).
Lynsey Baker tries to remove Zoey Goodman's breath mask.
Lynsey Baker tries to remove Zoey Goodman's radio headset.
Lynsey Baker tries to remove Zoey Goodman's EVA suit.
Lynsey Baker tries to remove Zoey Goodman's oxygen tank.
The headslug stops moving...
Lynsey Baker tries to remove Zoey Goodman's magboots.
Lynsey Baker tries to remove Zoey Goodman's classic jeans.
Lynsey Baker tries to remove Zoey Goodman's toolbelt.
You try to empty Zoey Goodman's left pocket.
You try to empty Zoey Goodman's right pocket.
Lynsey Baker tries to remove Zoey Goodman's PDA-Zoey Goodman (Assistant).
You have nothing to drop in your hand!
Lynsey Baker has grabbed the headslug passively!
[Common] Trip Killaslot asks, "Erm, how are we all?"
Lynsey Baker says, "JAyne."
[Common] Trip Killaslot says, "Seems a little quiet"
Jayne Staymates asks, "Ja?"
Lynsey Baker says, "Bring me some Lazarus injectors."
Lynsey Baker says, "I'll have the slimes by the time you get back."
You are not pulling anything.
[Common] Arianna Knugen says, "Sssh, the ghosts are talking."
[Common] Trip Killaslot says, "Sorry sorry"
Slime management console now has 13.4 monkeys left.
Slime management console now has 12.4 monkeys left.
Slime management console now has 11.4 monkeys left.
Slime management console now has 10.4 monkeys left.
Slime management console now has 9.4 monkeys left.
Lynsey Baker points to Yuki Macintosh
Lynsey Baker points to the disposal unit
Medibot states, "There's always a catch, and I'm the best there is."
Isane Konnair points to Isane Konnair.
Isane Konnair points to Lynsey Baker.
The light pink baby slime (796) bounces in place.
The monkey (674) scratches.
Lynsey Baker says, "Uhh."
Lynsey Baker asks, "Hows it go?"
The monkey (315) bursts out of Zoey Goodman!
Lynsey Baker says, "Oh Insane-chan I want you INSIDE ME."
Lynsey Baker says, "Err, Isane."
You hug Zoey Goodman to make them feel better!
*---------*
This is Zoey Goodman!
She is wearing a blood-stained EVA suit!
She is carrying a flashlight on her EVA suit.
She has a jetpack (carbon dioxide) on her back.
She has a flashlight about her waist.
She has a blood-stained breath mask on her face!
She has a radio headset on her ears.
She is wearing PDA-Zoey Goodman (Assistant).
*---------*
Lynsey Baker asks, "Feelin' good?"
Lynsey Baker has thrown the bluespace rapid part exchange device.
Zoey Goodman says, "Uh yeah."
That's Zoey Goodman's head.
Didn't make sense not to live for fun, your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb.
It is a bulky item.
This limb has severe bruising.
blue adult slime (687) telepathically chirps, "The monkey (299)... look yummy..."
Lynsey Baker exclaims, "Great!"
The blue adult slime (687) has let go of the monkey (299)!
Lynsey Baker says, "Now I need stuff for you to do, hmm."
grey adult slime (220) telepathically chirps, "Slime friend..."
That's a photo.
You see Zoey Goodman's ass on the photo.
It is a tiny item.
Lynsey Baker says, "Take everyones DNA. Non-harmfully."
blue baby slime (478) telepathically chirps, "Blorble..."
Lynsey Baker says, "Just an extraction sting."
pink baby slime (796) telepathically chirps, "Blorble..."
Lynsey Baker says, "Then come back when you got like, 5."
Zoey Goodman says, "Uh alright"
Lynsey Baker has thrown Zoey Goodman's head.
The blue baby slime (478) vibrates!
The dark purple baby slime (869) warps in!
The dark purple baby slime (271) warps in!
The sepia baby slime (150) warps in!
The dark purple baby slime (462) warps in!
The dark purple baby slime (176) warps in!
The dark purple baby slime (869) is sucked into Slime Processor.
The dark purple baby slime (271) is sucked into Slime Processor.
The sepia baby slime (150) is sucked into Slime Processor.
The dark purple baby slime (393) warps in!
The dark purple baby slime (462) is sucked into Slime Processor.
The dark purple baby slime (176) is sucked into Slime Processor.
The dark purple baby slime (393) is sucked into Slime Processor.
You turn on Slime Processor.
Slime Processor finishes processing.
Lynsey Baker has thrown the heart.
[Common] Kara Paupus says, "Jesus Christ is everyone dead"
[Common] Lynsey Baker asks, "Golem?"
Lynsey Baker asks, "Golem?"
That's a floor.
Zoey Goodman puts the one-point bluespace-gravitational manipulator into the backpack.
Hiryu MXI is welding the airlock.
*---------*
This is Unknown!
He is limp and unresponsive; there are no signs of life...
He has severe bruising!
He has severe cellular damage.
*---------*
You start climbing onto the reinforced table...
You climb onto the reinforced table.
Isane Konnair points to Isane Konnair.
Isane Konnair points to the disposal unit.
Isane Konnair points to Isane Konnair.
Isane Konnair points to the disposal unit.
Runtime exclaims, "Esp!"
Runtime shakes out its coat.
blue adult slime (84) telepathically chirps, "Nom..."
Lynsey Baker has thrown the right arm.
Lynsey Baker has thrown the left arm.
[Common] Lynsey Baker says, "Got you dark blue."
Lynsey Baker says, "Got you dark blue."
Central Command Update



Atmospherics alert


The scrubbers network is experiencing a backpressure surge. Some ejection of contents may occur.


[Common] Lynsey Baker says, "Just bring me, say.."
Lynsey Baker says, "Just bring me, say.."
[Common] Lynsey Baker says, "Two or three lazarus injectors."
Lynsey Baker says, "Two or three lazarus injectors."
The dark blue baby slime (125) warps in!
Slime management console now has 8.4 monkeys left.
Slime management console now has 7.4 monkeys left.
Medibot states, "I knew it, I should've been a plastic surgeon."
[Common] Jayne Staymates says, "Okay... might be a big to get the points"
Zoey Goodman says, "I have 5, including my own, yours, and a plasmaman's ."
Lynsey Baker says, "Hmm. steal a..."
Zoey Goodman says, "Also, if you are going to lazarus a headslug, that results in an inert headslug that can't turn into a changeling."
Lynsey Baker says, "Oh."
Lynsey Baker says, "Wellp."
Lynsey Baker says, "Steal the RCD, and the station blueprints."
The blue baby slime (7) vibrates!
Zoey Goodman says, "Alright."
The pink baby slime (934) lights up for a bit, then stops.
[Common] Lynsey Baker exclaims, "Remember! No harm!"
Lynsey Baker exclaims, "Remember! No harm!"
The orange baby slime (901) sways around dizzily.
Lynsey Baker has grabbed the grey adult slime (220) passively!
You are not pulling anything.
Slime management console now has 6.4 monkeys left.
Slime management console now has 5.4 monkeys left.
Slime management console now has 4.4 monkeys left.
Slime management console now has 3.4 monkeys left.
[Common] Zoey Goodman says, "Yes."
Lynsey Baker has grabbed the monkey (623) passively!
The light pink baby slime (796) sways around dizzily.
Lynsey Baker has grabbed the monkey (623) aggressively!
Lynsey Baker stuffs the monkey (623) into Slime Processor!
You turn on Slime Processor.
Slime Processor finishes processing.
You put the bucket into the science backpack.
You put the dark purple slime extract into the science backpack.
You put the dark purple slime extract into the science backpack.
You put the dark purple slime extract into the science backpack.
The solution begins to bubble.
The dark purple slime extract's power is consumed in the reaction.
You inject 5 units of the solution. The syringe now contains 10 units.
The solution begins to bubble.
The dark purple slime extract's power is consumed in the reaction.
You inject 5 units of the solution. The syringe now contains 5 units.
The solution begins to bubble.
The dark purple slime extract's power is consumed in the reaction.
You inject 5 units of the solution. The syringe now contains 0 units.
You fill the syringe with 5 units of the solution.
You fill the syringe with 5 units of the solution.
You fill the syringe with 5 units of the solution.
You are unable to equip that!
You put the syringe into the science backpack.
The grey adult slime (577) jiggles!
You get stuck in the web for a moment.
This weapon is ineffective, it does no damage!
You offer the sentience potion to the chaos magicarp...
You get stuck in the web for a moment.
You get stuck in the web for a moment.
You get stuck in the web for a moment.
You get stuck in the web for a moment.
You get stuck in the web for a moment.
You get stuck in the web for a moment.
You get stuck in the web for a moment.
You get stuck in the web for a moment.
You get stuck in the web for a moment.
You get stuck in the web for a moment.
You get stuck in the web for a moment.
Lynsey Baker says, "ZOEY"
The chaos magicarp accepts the potion and suddenly becomes attentive and aware. It worked!
Lynsey Baker says, "TO XENOBIO NOW"
Lynsey Baker says, "Ykill her"
You get stuck in the web for a moment.
You get stuck in the web for a moment.
You get stuck in the web for a moment.
You get stuck in the web for a moment.
You get stuck in the web for a moment.
You get stuck in the web for a moment.
You get stuck in the web for a moment.
You get stuck in the web for a moment.
You get stuck in the web for a moment.
Lynsey Baker attempted to disarm Kara Paupus!
Lynsey Baker hits the lusty xenomorph maid (484)!
You get stuck in the web for a moment.
You get stuck in the web for a moment.
Lynsey Baker has pushed Kara Paupus!
You get stuck in the web for a moment.
You put the mini energy crossbow into the science backpack.
You get stuck in the web for a moment.
You get stuck in the web for a moment.
Kara Paupus has pushed Lynsey Baker!
Kara Paupus has ripped Lynsey Baker in the head with the hanzo steel!
Lynsey Baker says, "MOVE"
Kara Paupus has cut the chaos magicarp with the hanzo steel!
The chaos magicarp bites Kara Paupus!
Medibot declares, "Lynsey Baker, you appear to be injured!"
Kara Paupus has hit the web with the hanzo steel!
the giant spider (974) begins to secrete a sticky substance around the headslug.
The chaos magicarp fires at Kara Paupus!
Kara Paupus is hit by an infernal fireball in the chest!
Lynsey Baker has been hit by the rapid part exchange device.
Lynsey Baker has been hit by the monkey cube.
Lynsey Baker has been hit by the monkey cube.
Lynsey Baker has been hit by the monkey cube.
Lynsey Baker has been hit by the monkey cube.
chaos magicarp smashes against Test Chamber Blast Doors.
You put the mini energy crossbow into the science backpack.
The chaos magicarp fires at Kara Paupus!
Medibot is hit by a bolt of fireball!
Medibot blows apart!
Kara Paupus catches fire!
Lynsey Baker has been hit by the photo.
the hanzo steel embeds itself in your right leg!
Lynsey Baker has been hit by the hanzo steel.
The chaos magicarp has been hit by the photo.
The chaos magicarp bites Kara Paupus!
The chaos magicarp bites Kara Paupus!
You put the mini energy crossbow into the science backpack.
The chaos magicarp bites Kara Paupus!
Arianna Knugen says, "Uhuh."
the hanzo steel embedded in your right leg hurts!
The chaos magicarp bites Kara Paupus!
The chaos magicarp bites Kara Paupus!
The chaos magicarp bites Kara Paupus!
The chaos magicarp bites Kara Paupus!
Kara Paupus seizes up and falls limp, her eyes dead and lifeless...
Lynsey Baker asks, "ZOEY?"
The chaos magicarp bites Kara Paupus!
the hanzo steel embedded in your right leg hurts!
Lynsey Baker says, "Zoey, eat the body."
the hanzo steel embedded in your right leg hurts!
Zoey Goodman asks, "Kara's?"
You add the robot arm to the first aid kit.
The giant ice spider (115) chitters
You add the health sensor to the incomplete medibot assembly..
You complete the Medibot. Beep boop!
Medibot declares, "Wait Lynsey Baker! I want to help!"
Medibot is trying to inject you!
the hanzo steel falls out of your right leg!
Lynsey Baker says, "Yes."
Medibot injects you with its syringe!
Zoey Goodman says, "Alright."
Arianna Knugen says, "Sooo, uh."
Zoey Goodman has grabbed Kara Paupus passively!
the giant spider (974) begins to secrete a sticky substance around Kara Paupus.
You put the station blueprints into the science backpack.
Zoey Goodman has grabbed Kara Paupus aggressively!
You put the rapid-construction-device (RCD) into the science backpack.
Zoey Goodman starts to tighten her grip on Kara Paupus!
Zoey Goodman has grabbed Kara Paupus by the neck!
chaos magicarp gnashes, "Alright"
the giant spider (974) begins to secrete a sticky substance around Kara Paupus.
chaos magicarp gnashes, "Well"
the giant spider (974) sticks a proboscis into Zoey Goodman and sucks a viscous substance out.
Zoey Goodman says, "I hope you are sure about this Lynsey."
Lynsey Baker has ripped the giant spider (974) with the hanzo steel!
chaos magicarp gnashes, "That was an interesting awakening"
Lynsey Baker has attacked the giant spider (974) with the hanzo steel!
Lynsey Baker has ripped the giant spider (974) with the hanzo steel!
The giant spider (974) stops moving...
Lynsey Baker has grabbed the giant spider (974) passively!
You hit the cocoon with the hanzo steel!
You hit the cocoon with the hanzo steel!
You hit the cocoon with the hanzo steel!
Arianna Knugen asks, "On a scale how little of my buisness is this?"
You hit the cocoon with the hanzo steel!
You hit the cocoon with the hanzo steel!
You hit the cocoon with the hanzo steel!
You hit the cocoon with the hanzo steel!
You hit the cocoon with the hanzo steel!
You hit the cocoon with the hanzo steel!
Zoey Goodman says, ".."
You hit the cocoon with the hanzo steel!
Zoey Goodman says, "What the fuck"
You hit the cocoon with the hanzo steel!
You hit the cocoon with the hanzo steel!
Zoey Goodman asks, "How did I get cocoon'd while alive?"
You hit the cocoon with the hanzo steel!
You see something struggling and writhing in the cocoon!
You hit the cocoon with the hanzo steel!
The cocoon splits open.
Lynsey Baker has torn Hudson with the hanzo steel!
Lynsey Baker has slashed Hudson with the hanzo steel!
Lynsey Baker has cut Hudson with the hanzo steel!
Lynsey Baker has sliced Hudson with the hanzo steel!
Hudson stops moving...
You hit the egg cluster with the hanzo steel!
Arianna Knugen pets the chaos magicarp.
You hit the egg cluster with the hanzo steel!
You hit the egg cluster with the hanzo steel!
chaos magicarp gnashes, "Probably not your business"
You hit the egg cluster with the hanzo steel!
chaos magicarp exclaims, "Thanks!"
Lynsey Baker has grabbed Hudson passively!
You hit the cocoon with the hanzo steel!
You hit the cocoon with the hanzo steel!
You hit the cocoon with the hanzo steel!
You hit the cocoon with the hanzo steel!
You hit the cocoon with the hanzo steel!
You hit the cocoon with the hanzo steel!
You hit the cocoon with the hanzo steel!
You hit the cocoon with the hanzo steel!
You hit the cocoon with the hanzo steel!
Zoey Goodman has grabbed Kara Paupus passively!
You hit the cocoon with the hanzo steel!
Zoey Goodman has grabbed Kara Paupus aggressively!
You hit the cocoon with the hanzo steel!
You hit the cocoon with the hanzo steel!
You hit the cocoon with the hanzo steel!
You hit the cocoon with the hanzo steel!
The cocoon splits open.
Zoey Goodman starts to tighten her grip on Kara Paupus!
Zoey Goodman has grabbed Kara Paupus by the neck!
Zoey Goodman starts to tighten her grip on Kara Paupus!
Medibot declares, "Lynsey Baker, you appear to be injured!"
Zoey Goodman is strangling Kara Paupus!
Lynsey Baker tries to remove Kara Paupus's backpack.
Lynsey Baker tries to remove Kara Paupus's radio headset.
Lynsey Baker tries to remove Kara Paupus's bomber jacket.
Lynsey Baker tries to remove Kara Paupus's black shoes.
Lynsey Baker tries to remove Kara Paupus's insulated gloves.
Lynsey Baker tries to remove Kara Paupus's chaplain's jumpsuit.
Medibot is trying to inject you!
Medibot injects you with its syringe!
You are not pulling anything.
[Common] Arianna Knugen says, "There's some pizza in the kitchen if anyone's hungry."
Zoey Goodman stabs Kara Paupus with the proboscis!
Lynsey Baker says, "Also good work carp."
Lynsey Baker pets the chaos magicarp.
chaos magicarp exclaims, "Thanks!"
Lynsey Baker says, "Transform into Kara and say you''re a huge nerd."
Zoey Goodman sucks the fluids from Kara Paupus!
Zoey Goodman says, "..."
Zoey Goodman says, "Kara was a traitor."
Lynsey Baker says, "And also that katanas and bomber jackets are bad."
Lynsey Baker says, "Yeah, she shot me with an ebow."
Lynsey Baker exclaims, "OHH!"
Lynsey Baker exclaims, "OH OH!"
chaos magicarp gnashes, "How rude is that"
Lynsey Baker exclaims, "I forgot!"
Unrecognized or inaccessible verb: asyYouca
Lynsey Baker exclaims, "You can eat memories!"
Zoey Goodman has thrown PDA-Kara Paupus (Chaplain).
Lynsey Baker has been hit by PDA-Kara Paupus (Chaplain).
chaos magicarp asks, "Do they taste good?"
Lynsey Baker says, "Find other traitors and bring me their PDA codes."
Lynsey Baker has grabbed Medibot passively!
Zoey Goodman says, "Alright."
Lynsey Baker says, "But do that other thing first."
Zoey Goodman asks, "What other thing?"
Lynsey Baker says, "Transform into Kara."
Lynsey Baker says, "And say the stuff."
[Common] Zoey Goodman asks, "Anyone want a Tequila Sunrise?"
Medibot declares, "Radar, put a mask on!"
Medibot declares, "Delicious!"
Zoey Goodman says, "I have noted down her memories."
Science requests console exclaims, "New minerals available!"
Science requests console exclaims, "New minerals available!"
Science requests console exclaims, "New minerals available!"
Science requests console exclaims, "New minerals available!"
Science requests console exclaims, "New minerals available!"
Science requests console exclaims, "New minerals available!"
Science requests console exclaims, "New minerals available!"
Science requests console exclaims, "New minerals available!"
Science requests console exclaims, "New minerals available!"
Science requests console exclaims, "New minerals available!"
Zoey Goodman says, "Also, looks like no one responded."
Lynsey Baker shrugs.
Zoey Goodman says, "Oh well."
Science requests console exclaims, "New minerals available!"
Science requests console exclaims, "New minerals available!"
Science requests console exclaims, "New minerals available!"
Science requests console exclaims, "New minerals available!"
Science requests console exclaims, "New minerals available!"
Science requests console exclaims, "New minerals available!"
Science requests console exclaims, "New minerals available!"
Lynsey Baker says, "Ah well."
Science requests console exclaims, "New minerals available!"
Lynsey Baker has grabbed the giant spider (974) passively!
You put the pocket crowbar into the science backpack.
The cockroach avoids getting crushed.
[Common] Automated Announcement System coldly states, "Hugs-Everyone has signed up as Assistant"
chaos magicarp gnashes, "At least you're easy to see with all those ghosts"
Lynsey Baker says, "Alright, one last mission."
Lynsey Baker says, "Uhmmm, let's see.."
The space bear smashes against the grille.
The space bear smashes against the grille.
The space bear squashed the cockroach.
The space bear claws Arianna Knugen!
You feel sluggish.
Lynsey Baker has slashed the space bear with the hanzo steel!
Zoey Goodman says, "Oh boy."
Lynsey Baker has diced the chaos magicarp with the hanzo steel!
Lynsey Baker has cut the space bear with the hanzo steel!
Lynsey Baker has attacked the space bear with the hanzo steel!
The space bear stomps at the chaos magicarp.
The space bear smashes into the reinforced window!
The space bear smashes the table!
Lynsey Baker has attacked the space bear with the hanzo steel!
The space bear stops moving...
The chaos magicarp bites the space bear!
The hanzo steel is too big for the science backpack!
You put the hyper-capacity power cell into the science backpack.
Zoey Goodman pets the chaos magicarp.
Arianna Knugen has analyzed the chaos magicarp's vitals.
The chaos magicarp sniffs.
Arianna Knugen applies the bruise pack on the chaos magicarp.
chaos magicarp exclaims, "I got chopped!"
Lynsey Baker says, "Steal the plu-"
The chaos magicarp sniffs.
Lynsey Baker says, "Wait, no, you can't do that."
Lynsey Baker says, "Hmmm.."
Arianna Knugen has analyzed the chaos magicarp's vitals.
Lynsey Baker pets the chaos magicarp.
Lynsey Baker pets the chaos magicarp.
Arianna Knugen applies the bruise pack on the chaos magicarp.
Lynsey Baker exclaims, "Ohhh I'm sorry my little baby!"
[Common] Hugs-Everyone hisses, "Yeeeee boi"
Arianna Knugen puts the bruise pack into the first-aid kit.
The chaos magicarp whimpers.
Lynsey Baker says, "I'll make it all better."
Arianna Knugen puts the first-aid kit into the medical backpack.
Lynsey Baker has grabbed the chaos magicarp passively!
That's a floor.
*---------*
This is Arianna Knugen!
She is wearing a medical doctor's jumpsuit.
She is wearing a labcoat.
She is carrying a health analyzer on her labcoat.
She has a medical backpack on her back.
She is holding a mechanical toolbox in her left hand.
She has some latex gloves on her hands.
She is wearing some blood-stained white shoes on her feet!
She has Health Scanner HUD covering her eyes.
She has a medical radio headset on her ears.
She is wearing PDA-Arianna Knugen (Medical Doctor).
She has severe bruising!
*---------*
[Common] Hugs-Everyone hisses, "E-Cigsss"
Head of Personnel's Desk Announcement:
Remember to turn on your suit sensors. The chemist is dead and we have no idea where he is. Dont be like the chemist.

Lynsey Baker says, "Uhh, steal...the captain's egun. Then you're free. Go do whatever. Just don't get me in trouble."
You are not pulling anything.
[Common] Jayne Staymates says, "Got a laz xeno"
Lynsey Baker has grabbed the chaos magicarp passively!
Zoey Goodman says, "Alright."
Zoey Goodman says, "And"
Zoey Goodman says, "If"
Lynsey Baker pets the chaos magicarp.
Zoey Goodman asks, "What if I meet resistance?"
Zoey Goodman asks, "Flee?"
Lynsey Baker says, "Well obviously don't kill them."
Zoey Goodman says, "Yes"
Zoey Goodman says, "Alright."
Lynsey Baker has thrown PDA-Kara Paupus (Chaplain).
Lynsey Baker pets the chaos magicarp.
[Common] Jayne Staymates asks, "Can you open science up?"
chaos magicarp gnashes, "Aww shucks"
Lynsey Baker says, "My sweet little magicarp."
Unrecognized or inaccessible verb: asyI'ms
Central Command Update



Electrical Storm Alert


An electrical storm has been detected in your area, please repair potential electronic overloads.


Lynsey Baker says, "I'm sorry about that."
Lynsey Baker says, "Just a hectic moment."
chaos magicarp gnashes, "That's ok"
Jayne Staymates has thrown the lazarus injector.
Sorry, the following is not valid: screwdriver
usage: Point-To is not accessible
usage: Point-To mob|obj|turf
chaos magicarp asks, "More friends?"
Lynsey Baker says, "Sorry, no power."
Lynsey Baker says, "I'll turn it on in a moment."
OOC: DemonFiren: Hello, liggers.
OOC: Killaslot: only ligger here is you
The wires have been exposed
OOC: Kevinz000: h my fucking god
OOC: Kevinz000: ITS
OOC: Kevinz000: YOU
Trip Killaslot gasps!
Medibot declares, "Trip Killaslot, you appear to be injured!"
chaos magicarp asks, "How's it going miner man?"
OOC: Kevinz000: :o
*---------*
This is Reese Marcotte!
He is wearing a chemist's jumpsuit.
He is wearing a chemist labcoat.
He has a chemist satchel on his back.
He has a chemistry bag about his waist.
He is wearing some white shoes on his feet.
He has a science goggles covering his eyes.
He has a medical radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing PDA-Reese Marcotte (Chemist).
He appears to have commited suicide... there is no hope of recovery.
He is limp and unresponsive; there are no signs of life and his soul has departed...
He has minor burns.
*---------*
Trip Killaslot gasps!
*---------*
This is Trip Killaslot!
He is wearing a head of personnel's jumpsuit.
He is wearing a head of personnel's cap on his head.
He is wearing an armor.
He has a backpack on his back.
He has some black gloves on his hands.
He has a stunbaton about his waist.
He is wearing some blood-stained black shoes on his feet!
He has a lit premium cigar on his face.
He has HUDSunglasses covering his eyes.
He has the captain's bowman headset on his ears.
He is wearing PDA-Trip Killaslot (Head of Personnel).
He has minor bruising.
*---------*
Jayne Staymates says, "Uh, well. hopefulyl getting a dark blue slime core"
OOC: DemonFiren: Don't worry, I won't play, I gotta read the changeling and update my BYOND.
chaos magicarp asks, "I mean miner woman?"
OOC: Kevinz000: Lol
OOC: Kevinz000: :^)
OOC: TehZombehz: Changelog.
OOC: DemonFiren: Changeling.
Medibot declares, "Delicious!"
OOC: Samul: >demonfiren's ERP was so boring they even emotemuted him
OOC: DemonFiren: I'm reading changelings.
OOC: DemonFiren: >erp
OOC: Daturix: changelings?
OOC: DemonFiren: Ligga wat?
chaos magicarp gnashes, "I wish that thing would stop calling me delicious"
OOC: TehZombehz: Firen confirmed ling, activating valids.
The wires have been unexposed
OOC: DemonFiren: I never ERP.
You remove the power cell.
You insert the power cell.
Arianna Knugen pets the chaos magicarp.
The chaos magicarp buckles themself to the comfy chair.
The wires have been exposed
Lynsey Baker says, "Nice work."
The wires have been unexposed
You have nothing to drop in your hand!
The chaos magicarp fires at the wall!
chaos magicarp gnashes, "Oops"
OOC: DemonFiren: Chiefly I'm here because I'm facing an incredibly difficult life choice.
Jayne Staymates has grabbed the dark blue baby slime (254) passively!
OOC: Samul: yes you ar a furry
You hug Zoey Goodman to make them feel better!
You hug Zoey Goodman to make them feel better!
OOC: DemonFiren: Shut up, smoothskin.
Jayne Staymates has grabbed the dark blue baby slime (254) aggressively!
Lynsey Baker says, "Can't process it here."
Lynsey Baker says, "No power."
Lynsey Baker says, "APc is damaged, I think."
Jayne Staymates asks, "Where can i process it?"
That's a bucket.
It's a bucket.
It contains:
70 units of various reagents
It is a normal-sized item.
[Common] Automated Announcement System coldly states, "Gary Batten has signed up as Shaft Miner"
OOC: DemonFiren: Shut up or God help me I'll break out the puns again.
You put the antique laser gun into the science backpack.
Lynsey Baker has grabbed the chaos magicarp passively!
Medibot states, "I knew it, I should've been a plastic surgeon."
This weapon is ineffective, it does no damage!
Lynsey Baker injects the headslug with the lazarus injector, reviving it.
That's a comfy chair.
It looks comfy.
Alt-click to rotate it clockwise.
OOC: Samul: *shia intensifies*
This weapon is ineffective, it does no damage!
You offer the sentience potion to the headslug...
That's a headslug.
Absolutely not de-beaked or harmless. Keep away from corpses.
The headslug accepts the potion and suddenly becomes attentive and aware. It worked!
Zoey Goodman has hit the web with the oxygen tank!
Zoey Goodman has hit the web with the oxygen tank!
Zoey Goodman has hit the web with the oxygen tank!
Zoey Goodman has hit the web with the oxygen tank!
Zoey Goodman has hit the web with the oxygen tank!
Zoey Goodman has hit the web with the oxygen tank!
headslug squeaks, "REEEEEEEEEEEEE"
Zoey Goodman puts the oxygen tank into the backpack.
Jayne Staymates stuffs the dark blue baby slime (254) into Slime Processor!
Jayne Staymates turns on Slime Processor.
Slime Processor finishes processing.
Lynsey Baker says, "Alright, let's test and see if you can infect bodies, slug."
[Common] Trip Killaslot says, "Comms test."
Lynsey Baker points to Unknown
OOC: DemonFiren: Anyway, I'm playing Silent Storm, and being a law-abiding German citizen I don't know whether to play Axis or Allies.
Jayne Staymates says, "Thanks"
Zoey Goodman says, "If you reused it, it can not."
[Common] Trip Killaslot says, "PDA is down."
Zoey Goodman says, "A headslug has a single egg."
headslug squeaks, "Which body"
Lynsey Baker says, "Still worth checking on my own."
OOC: Killaslot: always axis
The headslug chomps Unknown!
The headslug chomps Unknown!
Lynsey Baker says, "I mean, I believe you."
[Common] Trip Killaslot says, "Engineer can you come to my office and patch the holes."
Lynsey Baker says, "But I like knowing."
The headslug chomps Unknown!
Lynsey Baker says, "Aww, that sucks."
[Common] Jayne Staymates asks, "May i be let out of science?"
The dark blue baby slime (609) sways around dizzily.
Lynsey Baker has cut the headslug with the hanzo steel!
Lynsey Baker has torn the headslug with the hanzo steel!
Lynsey Baker has cut the headslug with the hanzo steel!
The headslug stops moving...
Zoey Goodman says, "Wew."
The processor is empty!
[Common] Lynsey Baker asks, "Who is ready for CHANGELING WARS?"
Lynsey Baker asks, "Who is ready for CHANGELING WARS?"
[Common] Lynsey Baker says, "CHANGELING GANG WARS ON THE STREETS."
Lynsey Baker says, "CHANGELING GANG WARS ON THE STREETS."
[Common] Trip Killaslot asks, "What?"
light pink baby slime (90) telepathically chirps, "Rawr..."
The light pink baby slime (90) sways around dizzily.
red baby slime (346) telepathically chirps, "Blorble..."
[Common] Lynsey Baker says, "Actually I've no more gold cores and I can not be fucked making more."
Lynsey Baker says, "Actually I've no more gold cores and I can not be fucked making more."
The dark blue baby slime (609) bounces in place.
You get stuck in the web for a moment.
The giant spider (5) chitters
This weapon is ineffective, it does no damage!
You offer the sentience potion to the chaos magicarp...
This weapon is ineffective, it does no damage!
You offer the sentience potion to the chaos magicarp...
Killer Tomato smashes against the grille.
The chaos magicarp accepts the potion and suddenly becomes attentive and aware. It worked!
combat bear exclaims, "RAWR!"
You get stuck in the web for a moment.
[Common] Gary Batten says, "Good meme gost"
You get stuck in the web for a moment.
You get stuck in the web for a moment.
You get stuck in the web for a moment.
The chaos magicarp accepts the potion and suddenly becomes attentive and aware. It worked!
You get stuck in the web for a moment.
You get stuck in the web for a moment.
You get stuck in the web for a moment.
You get stuck in the web for a moment.
You get stuck in the web for a moment.
chaos magicarp gnashes, "Hello"
You get stuck in the web for a moment.
Killer Tomato slams the dark blue baby slime (724)!
chaos magicarp gnashes, "REEEEEEEEEEE"
Killer Tomato slams the dark blue baby slime (724)!
Lynsey Baker says, "Magicarp."
chaos magicarp asks, "Is there anything you want me to do or should I just hang around here?"
Lynsey Baker says, "Come out here."
Medibot states, "I knew it, I should've been a plastic surgeon."
Killer Tomato slams the dark blue baby slime (724)!
Killer Tomato slams the dark blue baby slime (724)!
Lynsey Baker says, "I've a mission for you all."
OOC: DemonFiren: Well, great.
Killer Tomato slams the dark blue baby slime (724)!
[Common] Arianna Knugen says, "Hey mining there's still two advanced plasma cutters in disposals."
Killer Tomato slams the dark blue baby slime (724)!
Killer Tomato stops moving...
The blobbernaut (768) smashes into the reinforced window!
blobbernaut (768) smashes against Test Chamber.
The blobbernaut (768) smashes into the reinforced window!
chaos magicarp gnashes, "Ooo"
The dark blue baby slime (724) has let go of Killer Tomato!
OOC: DemonFiren: I should have seen that coming.
dark blue baby slime (724) has latched onto the blobbernaut (768)!
Lynsey Baker says, "Hunt down and kill Zoey Goodman. Hurt nobody else."
The blobbernaut (768) slams the dark blue baby slime (724)!
The giant spider (5) smashes the reinforced table!
creature smashes against Test Chamber.
The blobbernaut (768) slams the dark blue baby slime (724)!
giant spider (5) smashes against Test Chamber.
The blobbernaut (768) slams the dark blue baby slime (724)!
The viscerator cuts the dark blue baby slime (724)!
giant spider (5) smashes against Test Chamber.
The giant spider (5) smashes into the reinforced window!
The giant spider (5) smashes into the reinforced window!
The creature chomps the dark blue baby slime (724)!
The blobbernaut (768) slams the dark blue baby slime (724)!
The dark blue baby slime (724) stops moving...
chaos magicarp gnashes, "Why"
chaos magicarp gnashes, "Understood"
chaos magicarp gnashes, "Anything you say master"
The viscerator smashes into the reinforced window!
blobbernaut (768) smashes against Containment Pen.
[Common] Gary Batten says, "Neat"
OOC: DemonFiren: Alas, I did nazi that coming.
chaos magicarp gnashes, "We do not question fellow magicarp"
The blobbernaut (768) smashes into the reinforced window!
The blobbernaut (768) smashes into the reinforced window!
The blobbernaut (768) slams the grey baby slime (419)!
The viscerator smashes the reinforced table!
The viscerator smashes into the reinforced window!
The blobbernaut (768) smashes into the reinforced window!
The blobbernaut (768) smashes into the reinforced window!
The blobbernaut (768) slams the grey baby slime (419)!
[Common] Gary Batten says, "Thank you"
viscerator smashes against Containment Pen.
The blobbernaut (768) smashes into the reinforced window!
The blobbernaut (768) smashes into the reinforced window!
The blobbernaut (768) smashes into the reinforced window!
The blobbernaut (768) smashes against the grille.
The blobbernaut (768) smashes into the reinforced window!
The blobbernaut (768) smashes against the grille.
The blobbernaut (768) smashes into the reinforced window!
The blobbernaut (768) smashes into the reinforced window!
The viscerator cuts the dark blue baby slime (609)!
The creature smashes against the grille.
The creature smashes into the reinforced window!
The blobbernaut (768) smashes into the reinforced window!
OOC: Thunderov: Damn I am such a jackass
The viscerator cuts the dark blue baby slime (609)!
The creature chomps the dark blue baby slime (609)!
OOC: Kevinz000: wew
The viscerator cuts the dark blue baby slime (609)!
The creature chomps the dark blue baby slime (609)!
The dark blue baby slime (609) stops moving...
The blobbernaut (768) smashes against the grille.
The blobbernaut (768) smashes against the grille.
[Common] Hugs-Everyone hisses, "I feel ssso honored"
[Common] Hugs-Everyone hisses, "Yuki isss orbiting me"
The giant ice spider (115) chitters
The giant ice spider (115) chitters
The giant spider (5) chitters
[Common] Lynsey Baker says, "Yuki is a SLUT."
Lynsey Baker says, "Yuki is a SLUT."
[Common] Gary Batten asks, "Do we have mining satchels of holding?"
Medibot declares, "Radar, put a mask on!"
The giant spider (5) chitters
Lynsey Baker has torn the giant spider (5) with the hanzo steel!
Lynsey Baker has ripped the giant spider (5) with the hanzo steel!
Lynsey Baker has diced the giant spider (5) with the hanzo steel!
Lynsey Baker has attacked the giant spider (5) with the hanzo steel!
Lynsey Baker has ripped the giant spider (5) with the hanzo steel!
[Common] Hugs-Everyone hisses, "SSSaid lewd cat doing lewdsss with a catboysss in bar."
Lynsey Baker has diced the giant spider (5) with the hanzo steel!
The giant spider (5) stops moving...
Lynsey Baker has diced the giant spider (5) with the hanzo steel!
[Common] Zoey Goodman says, "Oh"
You begin to butcher the giant spider (5)...
[Common] Zoey Goodman says, "Nice one Lynsey."
Lynsey Baker butchers the giant spider (5).
[Common] Gary Batten says, "Damnit yuki even in death your a slut"
The viscerator smashes into the reinforced window!
You hit the disposal unit with the hanzo steel!
Lynsey Baker has sliced the viscerator with the hanzo steel!
The viscerator is smashed into pieces!
Lynsey Baker has ripped the creature with the hanzo steel!
Lynsey Baker has ripped the creature with the hanzo steel!
The creature stops moving...
Lynsey Baker has diced the creature with the hanzo steel!
Lynsey Baker has slashed the creature with the hanzo steel!
[Common] Hugs-Everyone exclaims, "SSShe jussst lovesss me!"
Lynsey Baker has slashed the creature with the hanzo steel!
The hanzo steel is too big for the science backpack!
The solution begins to bubble.
The used slime extract's power is consumed in the reaction.
You inject 5 units of the solution. The syringe now contains 10 units.
You offer the sentience potion to the blobbernaut (768)...
You put the syringe into the science backpack.
The blobbernaut (768) looks interested for a moment, but then looks back down. Maybe you should try again later.
[Common] Hugs-Everyone hisses, "I-i mean, in a friendly way"
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Anomaly Alert


Gravitational anomaly detected on long range scanners. Expected location: Virology.


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PM to-Admins: Just to double check: I can kill my sentient mobs whenever I want, right? I had my changeling go around doing harmless "objectives" then freed them under the caveat they hurt nobody, then sent three chaos magicarp after them for keks.
Yuki Macintosh points to Hugs-Everyone.
Hugs-Everyone hugs Lynsey Baker to make them feel better!
Hugs-Everyone hugs Lynsey Baker to make them feel better!
Yuki Macintosh points to Hugs-Everyone.
Hugs-Everyone hugs Lynsey Baker to make them feel better!
Hugs-Everyone hugs Lynsey Baker to make them feel better!
Hugs-Everyone hugs Lynsey Baker to make them feel better!
Hugs-Everyone hugs Lynsey Baker to make them feel better!
Yuki Macintosh points to Hugs-Everyone.
Hugs-Everyone hugs Lynsey Baker to make them feel better!
Lynsey Baker exclaims, "Uggh!"
Hugs-Everyone hugs Lynsey Baker to make them feel better!
Lynsey Baker exclaims, "Stop!"
Yuki Macintosh points to Hugs-Everyone.
OOC: DemonFiren: Time to join the Allies, then. Goodbye, spessmens, and only ERP when no one's checking logs.
Hugs-Everyone has thrown the shard.
Lynsey Baker has been hit by the shard.
Medibot declares, "Wait Lynsey Baker! I want to help!"
Yuki Macintosh points to Hugs-Everyone.
Medibot is trying to inject you!
Hugs-Everyone has thrown the shard.
Lynsey Baker says, "Ow."
Hugs-Everyone hisses, "SSSorry"
Medibot injects you with its syringe!
-- Administrator private message --
Admin PM from-Administrator: Its kind of shitty to bring players back into the round then kill them.
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You begin to butcher Killer Tomato...
OOC: Killaslot: allies have inferior erp
Yuki Macintosh points to Hugs-Everyone.
Hugs-Everyone has analyzed Lynsey Baker's vitals.
OOC: Killaslot: this is a mistake
Hugs-Everyone has analyzed Lynsey Baker's vitals.
Hugs-Everyone has analyzed Lynsey Baker's vitals.
Yuki Macintosh points to Hugs-Everyone.
Hugs-Everyone puts the health analyzer into the first-aid kit.
Lynsey Baker butchers Killer Tomato.
Hugs-Everyone puts the first-aid kit into the satchel.
Lynsey Baker has cut the creature with the hanzo steel!
OOC: DemonFiren: Dude.
Hugs-Everyone hugs Lynsey Baker to make them feel better!
Hugs-Everyone hits the creature!
Hugs-Everyone hits the creature!
Hugs-Everyone hits the creature!
OOC: DemonFiren: Stalin and Hitler are both reptilians.
Hugs-Everyone hits the creature!
Yuki Macintosh points to Hugs-Everyone.
Hugs-Everyone steps in the broken glass!
Yuki Macintosh points to Hugs-Everyone.
Hugs-Everyone hisses, "Ree"
OOC: Samul: yiss
OOC: Killaslot: oh gross
PM to-Admins: I dunno, something for them to do. I kind of like the THUNDERDOME aspect of it.
OOC: Killaslot: you are absolutely correct then
Hugs-Everyone hugs Lynsey Baker to make them feel better!
OOC: DemonFiren: See.
OOC: DemonFiren: Now if you'll excuse me, it is time to cheeki breeki iv damke.
PM to-Admins: Having changeling gang wars in the halls/other sentient mobs.
Hugs-Everyone pets the chaos magicarp.
Yuki Macintosh points to Hugs-Everyone.
Hugs-Everyone pets the chaos magicarp.
Hugs-Everyone pets the chaos magicarp.
You nibble the monkey cube.
You gobble the monkey cube.
You nibble the monkey cube.
You gnaw the monkey cube.
This weapon is ineffective, it does no damage!
You offer the sentience potion to the blobbernaut (768)...
OOC: Samul: *hugs Krusvik*
The blobbernaut (768) accepts the potion and suddenly becomes attentive and aware. It worked!
OOC: DemonFiren: ERP IN OOC BAN HE
Lynsey Baker says, "Hey Blobber."
OOC: Samul: *hugs that guy who plays as Yuki too*
Lynsey Baker says, "Find Zoey Goodman, kill her. Hurt nobody else."
Lynsey Baker says, "Also don't destroy things willy-nilly."
blobbernaut (768) gurgles, "Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr"
The blobbernaut (768) slams the blobbernaut (768)!
The blobbernaut (768) looks unharmed.
OOC: Samul: yiss
[Common] Jayne Staymates says, "So uh"
[Common] Jayne Staymates says, "Science"
Hugs-Everyone hugs Lynsey Baker to make them feel better!
Medibot declares, "Wait Hugs-Everyone! I want to help!"
Medibot is trying to inject Hugs-Everyone!
Medibot injects Hugs-Everyone with its syringe!
[Common] Zoey Goodman says, "Test."
[Common] Jayne Staymates asks, "Can we uh, have a moment for our fallen miner?"
The light pink baby slime (191) warps in!
The light pink baby slime (90) warps in!
The light pink baby slime (692) warps in!
The light pink baby slime (796) warps in!
The light pink baby slime (191) is sucked into Slime Processor.
The light pink baby slime (90) is sucked into Slime Processor.
You turn on Slime Processor.
Slime Processor finishes processing.
The light pink baby slime (692) is sucked into Slime Processor.
The light pink baby slime (796) is sucked into Slime Processor.
You put the light pink slime extract into the science backpack.
You put the light pink slime extract into the science backpack.
You put the light pink slime extract into the science backpack.
[Common] Hugs-Everyone hisses, "Yesss"
You put the light pink slime extract into the science backpack.
The solution begins to bubble.
The used slime extract's power is consumed in the reaction.
You inject 5 units of the solution. The syringe now contains 5 units.
The solution begins to bubble.
The used slime extract's power is consumed in the reaction.
You inject 5 units of the solution. The syringe now contains 0 units.
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You fill the syringe with 5 units of the solution.
You fill the syringe with 5 units of the solution.
You fill the syringe with 5 units of the solution.
The solution begins to bubble.
The used slime extract's power is consumed in the reaction.
You inject 5 units of the solution. The syringe now contains 10 units.
The solution begins to bubble.
The used slime extract's power is consumed in the reaction.
You inject 5 units of the solution. The syringe now contains 5 units.
The solution begins to bubble.
The used slime extract's power is consumed in the reaction.
You inject 5 units of the solution. The syringe now contains 0 units.
Arianna Knugen puts the bluespace wormhole projector into the medical backpack.
OOC: Samul: jussst :3
You put the sentience potion into the science backpack.
You put the sentience potion into the science backpack.
You put the sentience potion into the science backpack.
You get stuck in the web for a moment.
You get stuck in the web for a moment.
You get stuck in the web for a moment.
This weapon is ineffective, it does no damage!
You offer the sentience potion to the magicarp...
You get stuck in the web for a moment.
You get stuck in the web for a moment.
You get stuck in the web for a moment.
You get stuck in the web for a moment.
You get stuck in the web for a moment.
You get stuck in the web for a moment.
You get stuck in the web for a moment.
You get stuck in the web for a moment.
You get stuck in the web for a moment.
You offer the sentience potion to the combat bear...
You get stuck in the web for a moment.
You get stuck in the web for a moment.
This weapon is ineffective, it does no damage!
You get stuck in the web for a moment.
The magicarp accepts the potion and suddenly becomes attentive and aware. It worked!
You get stuck in the web for a moment.
You get stuck in the web for a moment.
OOC: Archie700: remove
You get stuck in the web for a moment.
You get stuck in the web for a moment.
You get stuck in the web for a moment.
You get stuck in the web for a moment.
You get stuck in the web for a moment.
The combat bear looks interested for a moment, but then looks back down. Maybe you should try again later.
Unrecognized or inaccessible verb: esayHeya
magicarp gnashes, "Hello"
Lynsey Baker says, "Heya carp."
OOC: DemonFiren: You're an even worse ligger than I am.
Lynsey Baker says, "Check and see what your magic is."
Hudson exclaims, "GRR!"
You get stuck in the web for a moment.
You get stuck in the web for a moment.
You get stuck in the web for a moment.
You get stuck in the web for a moment.
The crate starts to move!
The crate smashes the reinforced table!
The magicarp fires at the reinforced floor!
[Common] Gary Batten says, "Mistakes were made"
The magicarp fires at the reinforced wall!
The crate smashes into the reinforced window!
OOC: Samul: you never was a ligger
grey baby slime (416) has latched onto the crate!
The crate bites the grey baby slime (416)!
[Common] Gary Batten says, "I looked a"
The magicarp fires at the reinforced wall!
The crate bites the grey baby slime (416)!
The crate bites the grey baby slime (416)!
The magicarp fires at the reinforced wall!
The crate bites the grey baby slime (416)!
The crate bites the grey baby slime (416)!
The crate bites the grey baby slime (416)!
The crate growls at the grey baby slime (416).
The crate bites the grey baby slime (416)!
The crate bites the grey baby slime (416)!
magicarp gnashes, "Dunno"
The crate bites the grey baby slime (416)!
Lynsey Baker asks, "So wotzsit?"
The crate bites the grey baby slime (416)!
Lynsey Baker says, "Hit me with it."
The crate smashes into the reinforced window!
The crate smashes the reinforced table!
The crate bites the grey baby slime (416)!
The magicarp fires at the floor!
The crate is hit by a bolt of resurrection!
OOC: DemonFiren: Oi.
The crate smashes into the reinforced window!
The crate smashes the reinforced table!
The crate bites the grey baby slime (416)!
The magicarp fires at the floor!
Lynsey Baker exclaims, "Oo!"
The crate smashes into the reinforced window!
The crate bites the grey baby slime (416)!
OOC: DemonFiren: You shut your whore mouth.
The crate smashes into the reinforced window!
The crate bites the grey baby slime (416)!
OOC: Samul: : 3
Lynsey Baker says, "Go heal everyone, carp."
The crate smashes into the reinforced window!
The crate bites the grey baby slime (416)!
magicarp gnashes, "OK"
The crate smashes into the reinforced window!
The crate bites the grey baby slime (416)!
OOC: Samul: furfag
Lynsey Baker says, "ACtually, wait."
The crate growls at the grey baby slime (416).
The crate smashes into the reinforced window!
The crate bites the grey baby slime (416)!
The crate smashes into the reinforced window!
The crate bites the grey baby slime (416)!
The crate smashes into the reinforced window!
The crate bites the grey baby slime (416)!
The crate bites the grey baby slime (416)!
The grey baby slime (416) stops moving...
Lynsey Baker says, "Heal Zoey Goodman, keep her alive. Hurt nobody."
OOC: Samul: ree!
magicarp gnashes, "Yess"
[Common] Jayne Staymates says, "I KILLED THE DRAKE FOR OUR FALLEN MINER"
magicarp gnashes, "OK"
[Common] Gary Batten says, "I looked at a drake funny"
[Common] Jayne Staymates says, "MAY HE LIVE ON FOREVER IN OUR HEARTS"
-- Administrator private message --
Admin PM from-Krusvik: Why did you send the Blobbernaught after Zoey Goodman?
Click on the administrator's name to reply.
OOC: DemonFiren:
PM to-Admins: I thought it'd be funny to have my sentient creatures fight each other for my amusement.
OOC: Samul: nice meme
OOC: DemonFiren: YOUR MEMES
OOC: DemonFiren: END HERE
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Electrical Storm Alert


An electrical storm has been detected in your area, please repair potential electronic overloads.


OOC: DemonFiren:
OOC: Samul: what memesd
[Common] Gary Batten says, "Rip loads sixteen tons"
OOC: Samul: meme-guy
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That's a chaos magicarp.
50% carp, 100% magic, 150% horrible.
Lynsey Baker says, "Aww. rest in pieces."
chaos magicarp gnashes, "Zoey is a powerful foe"
chaos magicarp gnashes, "Er"
Arianna Knugen asks, "How goes the carp-cult?"
chaos magicarp gnashes, "I can't stop dragging"
chaos magicarp gnashes, "Help a carp out"
Lynsey Baker asks, "Does the quest not fair well?"
Arianna Knugen has pulled the chaos magicarp from the chaos magicarp's grip.
Arianna Knugen has grabbed the chaos magicarp passively!
chaos magicarp gnashes, "She has bluespace weapons"
Lynsey Baker says, "Alas."
OOC: DemonFiren: The Spess Program's one hell of a bad meme-machine.
[Common] Lynsey Baker asks, "Jayne, got anymore lazarus injectors?"
Lynsey Baker asks, "Jayne, got anymore lazarus injectors?"
Arianna Knugen says, "That might be my fault, sorry."
Arianna Knugen fires the bluespace wormhole projector!
Arianna Knugen fires the bluespace wormhole projector!
PM to-Admins: Is that...a problem?
Arianna Knugen fires the bluespace wormhole projector!
[Common] Jayne Staymates says, "Uhhh, no was busy killing drake"
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[Common] Hugs-Everyone hisses, "IAN HASSS BEEN REVIVED"
[Common] Hugs-Everyone hisses, "YAY"
[Common] Automated Announcement System coldly states, "Delidah Dayes has signed up as Chief Medical Officer"
PM to-Admins: I'm not really validing them. It's not like I'm taking them out forever. I have a healing carp on hand to revive anyone killed. It's just something for them to do.
[Common] Arianna Knugen says, "HEY BOSS"
PM to-Admins: Plus I mean, she's a ling. She can just revive herself.
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[Common] Delidah Dayes says, "This looks half bad."
[Common] Jayne Staymates asks, "Can someone open cloning?"
[Common] Jayne Staymates says, "I dont wanna break it open"
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[Common] Delidah Dayes says, "On my way."
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*---------*
This is Adamantine Golem (672)!
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Lynsey Baker says, "Sup golem."
Bridge Announcement:
Comms are down.

Adamantine Golem (672) asks, "What can i do for you?"
Lynsey Baker asks, "When did I even make you?"
Adamantine Golem (672) says, "A while ago, i wandered off and died"
Lynsey Baker asks, "Oh, did that magicarp revive you?"
Adamantine Golem (672) says, "Something did"
Priority Announcement


The emergency shuttle has been called. It will arrive in 10 minutes.
Nature of emergency:

Singularity is loose.

Call signal traced. Results can be viewed on any communications console.


-- Administrator private message --
Admin PM from-Krusvik: Yeah I'm not too happy with how this turned out, I get the tongue in cheek part of it, but in reality what happened is you made people valid and then killed them.
Click on the administrator's name to reply.
Adamantine Golem (672) asks, "What can i do fro you?"
Lynsey Baker says, "Nothing, really."
[Common] Jayne Staymates exclaims, "If i die anywhere its motherfucking lavaland!"
PM to-Admins: I mean, shit, if you wanna look at it like that then it seems pretty fair for someone to trade validness for ling powers then. Worse comes to worse one of my magicarp can change her back to a human and then revive her.
-- Administrator private message --
Admin PM from-Krusvik: I bet you have no idea what Zoey was turned into and how to bring her back after you sent shit to kill her.
Click on the administrator's name to reply.
OOC: MetalLegs: what job would you unluckily get if spess was real?
PM to-Admins: What would it matter what she was turned into? I can't think of a single mob type that the carp can't shoot, even while dead.
[Common] Automated Announcement System coldly states, "Sebastian Woodworth has signed up as Head of Security"
OOC: Charmisokay: Ow.
-- Administrator private message --
Admin PM from-Krusvik: Because she's still dead.
Click on the administrator's name to reply.
OOC: Killaslot: we would all be the clown
Lynsey Baker says, "Yo carp."
chaos magicarp gnashes, "I can't find Zoey"
Lynsey Baker asks, "Where's Zoey at?"
magicarp gnashes, "We cannot find the one called Zoey"
chaos magicarp gnashes, "I believe she may have somehow killed herself"
magicarp gnashes, "That would be unfortunate."
Lynsey Baker says, "I don't know, I doubt that. Centcom is angry at me for killing her."
magicarp gnashes, "I see."
chaos magicarp gnashes, "What"
magicarp gnashes, "I will continue searching."
That's a chaos magicarp.
50% carp, 100% magic, 150% horrible.
[Common] Lynsey Baker says, "Hey, Jayne."
Lynsey Baker says, "Hey, Jayne."
[Common] Lynsey Baker asks, "You still around?"
Lynsey Baker asks, "You still around?"
[Common] Hugs-Everyone hisses, "Hisss"
[Common] Hugs-Everyone hisses, "Yisss"
ERROR: Server isn't responding.
Lynsey Baker points to the space cleaner
That's a space cleaner.
BLAM!-brand non-foaming space cleaner!
It contains:
180 units of various reagents
It is a small item.
That's a blobbernaut (768).
A hulking, mobile chunk of blobmass.
You feel sluggish.
-- Administrator private message --
Admin PM from-Krusvik: In addition, being a ling doesn't make you automatically valid or an antag. It can be construed as an IC issue if someone kills the ling without knowing they were headslugged, but if the person is well aware and killed them just cause it's really poor. Furthermore, she's only valid to you due to the loyalty prompt once you feed them the potion.
Click on the administrator's name to reply.
Lynsey Baker has grabbed the headslug passively!
Lynsey Baker starts putting the headslug into the disposal unit.
That's a killer tomato meat.
A slice from a huge tomato.
It is a tiny item.
Priority Announcement


The Emergency Shuttle has docked with the station. You have 3 minutes to board the Emergency Shuttle.


Adamantine Golem (672) asks, "Can i drag you to the shuttle?"
Lynsey Baker says, "Sure."
Adamantine Golem (672) has grabbed Lynsey Baker passively!
PM to-Admins: I don't know. It seems like you're taking this like I made her a changeling just so I could kill her or something which isn't the case.
Adamantine Golem (672) has grabbed Lynsey Baker passively!
Attention:
2 authorizations needed until shuttle is launched early

Adamantine Golem (672) has grabbed Lynsey Baker passively!
The chaos magicarp destroys the closet.
Lynsey Baker pets the chaos magicarp.
Adamantine Golem (672) has grabbed Lynsey Baker passively!
chaos magicarp gnashes, "Oh shit I'm sorry"
Lynsey Baker asks, "Sorry for what?"
Lynsey Baker says, "Pa always told us not to be ashamed of our.."
Adamantine Golem (672) says, "They didn't knock before barging in"
-- Administrator private message --
Admin PM from-Krusvik: I can accept that. However the reality of the situation is you did a irresponsible xeno gimmick and you got two people (that I know of) killed and taken out of the round.
Click on the administrator's name to reply.
Priority Announcement


The Emergency Shuttle has left the station. Estimate 2 minutes until the shuttle docks at Central Command.


chaos magicarp gnashes, "Hey golem"
chaos magicarp asks, "What's in there?"
Adamantine Golem (672) says, "Howdy"
chaos magicarp gnashes, "It'd better not be Zoey"
Adamantine Golem (672) says, "My master"
chaos magicarp gnashes, "OOoooo"
chaos magicarp exclaims, "Mine too!"
Map rotation has chosen Meta Station for next round!
-- Administrator private message --
Admin PM from-Krusvik: Connection dropped for 15 seconds.
Click on the administrator's name to reply.
Hugs-Everyone shivers.
Sebastian Woodworth fires the energy gun!
Hugs-Everyone puts the bluespace wormhole projector into the satchel.
Adamantine Golem (672) hugs Lynsey Baker to make them feel better!


The round has ended.
You managed to survive the events on Bear Village Beta as Lynsey Baker.
Shift Duration: 1:42:02
Station Integrity: 90.8%
Total Population: 17
Evacuation Rate: 9 (52.9%)
Survival Rate: 14 (82.4%)

The changelings were:
FrostBlaze was Ada Tamzi the Botanist and survived as Claude Marcell
Changeling ID: Ms. Zeta.
Genomes Extracted: 7
Objective #1: Extract 6 compatible genomes. Success!
Objective #2: Assassinate Hiryu MXI, the Atmospheric Technician. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod with the identity of Claude Marcell, the Station Engineer while wearing their identification card. Success!
The changeling was successful!





The traitors were:
Killaslot was Trip Killaslot the Head of Personnel and died (used 0 TC)
Objective #1: Steal a functional AI. Fail.
Objective #2: Prevent Claude Marcell, the Station Engineer, from escaping alive. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

ThePoorman was Kara Paupus the Chaplain and died (used 20 TC)
Objective #1: Prevent Claude Marcell, the Station Engineer, from escaping alive. Success!
Objective #2: Steal the hypospray. Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

The code phrases were: thundering, tequila sunrise, Assistant.
The code responses were: bahama mama, return, Quartermaster.

Station Goal : Station Shield : Failed!
Rebooting World in 45 seconds. Round ended.
Adamantine Golem (672) says, "Cool"
OOC: Killaslot: objective
OOC: Killaslot: steal a functional ai
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OOC: NSSherlock: Oh man. Lynsey wasn't an antag after all. Now I feel really bad about not finding Zoey.
OOC: FrostBlaze: Cant you just make an AI and "steal" it?
OOC: Samul: lel
OOC: S0ldi3rKr4s0: Cat men have finally achieved equal discrimination.
OOC: Charmisokay: You can make an AI, kill.
OOC: S0ldi3rKr4s0: How did this even get through.
OOC: Charmisokay: Yeah.
OOC: Charmisokay: Make an AI, intellicard it.
OOC: Samul: why HoS was so rude
OOC: Killaslot: yea probably
OOC: Always Bet Rare Akuma: who was my ling anyway
OOC: Kevinz000: me
OOC: Charmisokay: It's not a very fun objective, though.
OOC: Killaslot: some changeling ate me anyway
OOC: Samul: vore
OOC: Kevinz000: why the fuck would you sentience me and then have carps kill me?
OOC: FrostBlaze: Was me
OOC: Kevinz000: :V
OOC: S0ldi3rKr4s0: Did you know you can upload custom laws to an AI before you complete it?
OOC: Killaslot: I didn't even get to witness my dog getting revived
OOC: Samul: :V - Vore
OOC: Always Bet Rare Akuma: you were? I thought you were my golem
OOC: Killaslot: *cry
OOC: Kevinz000: ..
OOC: Samul: kevinz vorelover confirmed
OOC: Kevinz000: why would you send magicarps after me after going through the trouble of sentiencing me?
Tip of the round: As a Revolutionary, you cannot convert a head of staff or someone who has a loyalty implant, such as a security officer or those they implant. Implants can however be surgically removed, and do not carry over with cloning. Take control of medbay to keep control of conversions!
-- Administrator private message --
Admin PM from-Krusvik: Right then. I'm under the impression you understand my reasoning.
Click on the administrator's name to reply.
OOC: NSSherlock: I revived him while I was trying to find Zoey.
OOC: Samul: *hug
Current Admins:
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OOC: Kevinz000: I was Zoey though
OOC: Killaslot: red carp mvp
OOC: NSSherlock: Yeah, I was supposed to protect you.
OOC: Kevinz000: who were you
The gamemode is: secret!
Possibilities: extended, meteor, traitor and traitor+changeling
Welcome to Top Secret Control Object XXXVII, enjoy your stay!
and...
Are you having a happy Stupid-Questions Day?

PM to-Admins: yeah.
OOC: NSSherlock: The chaos magicarps were sent to kill (I was the one of those that died), then I was sent to protect.
OOC: Killaslot: hah
OOC: NSSherlock: As the reso-magicarp
OOC: RedTiki: That sure was a bus round.
OOC: Always Bet Rare Akuma: wasn't bus
OOC: Kevinz000: akuma
OOC: Kevinz000: why
OOC: NSSherlock: But I never found you. Didn't realize you were a slime.
OOC: Kevinz000: did you send magicarps after me
OOC: Kevinz000: after you sentienced me
OOC: Always Bet Rare Akuma: i figured it'd be something for you to do
OOC: Kevinz000: ...
OOC: Always Bet Rare Akuma: especially since i had a res magicarp to revive you
OOC: Kevinz000: No, all I know is I'm standing in chemistry and a chaos magicarp breaks the window and tries to fireball me
OOC: Samul: because you secretly support vore
OOC: Samul: ew
OOC: NSSherlock: That was me in chemistry, too.
OOC: Killaslot: well i think it was funny
OOC: Kevinz000: meh
OOC: Kevinz000: i should of rushed armory
OOC: Kevinz000: instead of trying to gravgun simplemobs
OOC: Kevinz000: honk.
OOC: Samul: yss.
OOC: NSSherlock: But then I got sent to protect/res you after I died and came back the red one.
OOC: Kevinz000: wew
OOC: Kevinz000: yeah portal guns do 3 burn
OOC: Kevinz000: and gravguns absolutely destroy if you have a few shards around to toss
The conversation between me and Krusvik.
Spoiler:
-- Administrator private message --
Admin PM from-Krusvik: Why did you send the Blobbernaught after Zoey Goodman?
PM to-Admins: I thought it'd be funny to have my sentient creatures fight each other for my amusement.
PM to-Admins: Is that...a problem?
Admin PM from-Krusvik: So you offered brainslugs to people so you could valid them with other sentient mobs?
PM to-Admins: I'm not really validing them. It's not like I'm taking them out forever. I have a healing carp on hand to revive anyone killed. It's just something for them to do.
PM to-Admins: Plus I mean, she's a ling. She can just revive herself.
Admin PM from-Krusvik: She's not a ling anymore if she gets bolt of changed by a chaos carp.
Admin PM from-Krusvik: Yeah I'm not too happy with how this turned out, I get the tongue in cheek part of it, but in reality what happened is you made people valid and then killed them.
PM to-Admins: I mean, shit, if you wanna look at it like that then it seems pretty fair for someone to trade validness for ling powers then. Worse comes to worse one of my magicarp can change her back to a human and then revive her.
Admin PM from-Krusvik: I bet you have no idea what Zoey was turned into and how to bring her back after you sent shit to kill her.
PM to-Admins: What would it matter what she was turned into? I can't think of a single mob type that the carp can't shoot, even while dead.
Admin PM from-Krusvik: Because she's still dead.
Admin PM from-Krusvik: In addition, being a ling doesn't make you automatically valid or an antag. It can be construed as an IC issue if someone kills the ling without knowing they were headslugged, but if the person is well aware and killed them just cause it's really poor. Furthermore, she's only valid to you due to the loyalty prompt once you feed them the potion.
PM to-Admins: I don't know. It seems like you're taking this like I made her a changeling just so I could kill her or something which isn't the case.(edited)
Admin PM from-Krusvik: I can accept that. However the reality of the situation is you did a irresponsible xeno gimmick and you got two people (that I know of) killed and taken out of the round.
Admin PM from-Krusvik: Connection dropped for 15 seconds.
Admin PM from-Krusvik: Right then. I'm under the impression you understand my reasoning.
PM to-Admins: yeah.
Poorman
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Re: [Krusvik] - Always Bet Rare Akuma - (Except when he lose

Post by Poorman » #214629

Wow. I was one of the magicarp in this round that hunted the changeling. I never figured out what happened to them, but this is just stupid.

Xenobio creatures are just fucking playthings of xenobiologists. I had actually spawned in as a headslug earlier, but when I couldn't actually take a body they just killed me, and I wasn't mad. They bring people back into the round and have full control over them. They get that privilege and responsibility, and there was nothing wrong with what Lynsey did.

Zoey was also a changeling, which is totally a valid kill regardless of whether or not they were given antagonist objectives. A person decides to spice up a lowpop round by pitting two teams of xenobio creatures against each other and they get a weekban for it? Are you kidding me? If you don't want to be subject to the will of another player, you don't have to click yes on "do you want to be a headslug?" It's plain and simple.

Honestly, I think admins that ban like this shouldn't be admins. If a Chaplain shaded a traitor, then told the station they'd give their chaplain weapon to whoever brought them its ashes, would you ban the Chaplain? Fuck no. You gave a dead player another chance at a round, they are subject to the new conditions on being put back into the round.

Neither me nor the other carp attempted to harm anyone other then Zoey. In fact, I revived the magicarp when he got killed by something, who was supposedly on the opposite team. If Xenobio scientists don't have control over the creatures they create, then you might as well just get rid of that prompt that says they're their master. If a xenobio scientist tells you to kill yourself, you fucking do it. You follow their orders, no matter what. If you can't deal with that, then don't play as xenobio creatures.
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Re: [Krusvik] - Always Bet Rare Akuma - (Except when he lose

Post by TechnoAlchemist » #214813

Xenobiologists have always had control over there own creations, and having them fight each other is well within the role of "master" that the xenobiologist has.
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Re: [Krusvik] - Always Bet Rare Akuma - (Except when he lose

Post by NSSherlock » #214904

Since I was actually two of the carps involved, I figured I should get off my lazy ass, finally make a forum account, and post my two cents.

First, ABRA, I think you're kind of glossing over the fact that there was a bit of time that elapsed between sending out the chaos magicarps to hunt Zoey down, and subsequently sending out the resurrection-magicarp. There was enough time for me to find Zoey in Chemistry, try to kill her, loose the fight but succeed in attracting the attention of the other two carps, watch them chase her to the bridge, loose track of her (I thought she'd teleported since there were portals flying left and right, but I guess she got transmuted into a slime and died) and then eventually accept the prompt to become another magicarp. In the interim, you had also made (or at least tried to make) one or more sentient blobbernauts. Only after figuring out what my magic was did you send me to protect Zoey. I failed in my mission (not knowing that Zoey was apparently now a slime), but I later (after I died in a grav gun accident, and before I was revived on the shuttle) discerned that Zoey was already dead by the time I received my orders.

I didn't ahelp the situation, but I have to say that in addition to the result for Zoey, it put me in an odd spot, since I was tasked to interfere with the assigned task of the other carps in a way that would have inevitably brought us into conflict had Zoey still been alive (and you clearly had every reason to believe she was), but we were implicitly forbidden to harm each other ("don't harm anyone else" would seem to include other carps). The chaos carps were not aware of my mission, and I don't know what would have happened if I had been able to heal/res Zoey. On refection, it seems to me that the whole thing was kind of in the same category as deliberately giving silicons impossible/contradictory tasks, and that it's at least mildly dickish when you do it as a non-antag. Maybe that wasn't the intent, but at the least it wasn't well thought-out.

Secondly, and I hope I'm not overstepping to point this out, but several players did try to give you a friendly warning about being more careful with xenobio and sentient mobs a couple of days ago after the incident with the holodeck.
Poorman wrote: Neither me nor the other carp attempted to harm anyone other then Zoey. In fact, I revived the magicarp when he got killed by something, who was supposedly on the opposite team.
That's the complicated part: AFAIK, you were never told of my orders, so you had no way of knowing that I was tasked with preventing you from carrying out yours. And that's where the problem arises: what would you have done if I had healed Zoey in your sight? Your orders didn't allow you to attack me (or me you), but would you have realized that in the heat of the moment? I'm not sure I would have. I suppose there's a question for policy discussion there, but like I said, at the very least it put us all in a potentially difficult situation regarding compliance with our orders. You just didn't know it at the time because you only knew your orders, not mine. But I (as a player, though not IC) knew both sets of orders, since I had been one of the chaos magicarp first.
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Isane
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Re: [Krusvik] - Always Bet Rare Akuma - (Except when he lose

Post by Isane » #214905

Was observing this round up until I went to bed right after Lynsey made the changeling. Wasn't sure what was up with the ghosts at the start of the round, just that we were all orbiting Skylar's ghost or something, and moving around the map at sonic speeds breaking every window and grille. The part where you got ghosted I'm fairly sure was due to the admin slamming you into a wall a billion times at once, because your body was straight up dead for a moment.

There were a couple people in ghost chat nursing a hateboner for you, and some outrage over you daring to make sentient mobs as a scientist, though this was possibly because of you doing so the previous two rounds as an antag and setting them loose on the crew. One of them did become your second golem I think.

I could understand this ban if the sentient mobs killed an actual crew member, but it sounds like they didn't. And from my understanding, ghost roles don't really have much rule protection or whatever.
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Krusvik
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Re: [Krusvik] - Always Bet Rare Akuma - (Except when he lose

Post by Krusvik » #214908

I've thought about this in greater detail this evening, and I will be lifting both bans. Both of our opinions about the subject and the grey area that prompted me to place this ban are in Akuma's post, so there's little more to add other than I admit I was wrong.

In hindsight, this was a fun player event that I was too quick to punish for a single hitch.
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Re: [Krusvik] - Always Bet Rare Akuma - (Except when he lose

Post by Jacough » #214967

The only crime here is that he didn't build a gladiator arena so everyone could watch his creations fight to the death
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