Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

ThanatosRa · Post by **ThanatosRa** » Mon Aug 03, 2015 8:18 pm #109377

Bottom post of the previous page:

nsos wrote:The Gang Defeats Skynet

Now I can see Charlie screaming about how he can reason with it while Mac hurts himself trying to karate kick it, ending with Frank shooting it repeatedly in the head.

Wyzack · Post by **Wyzack** » Mon Aug 03, 2015 11:11 pm #109443

My favourite running Always Sunny in Philidalphia joke is probably

"Frank you got your gun?"

*Frank pulls it from the wasteband of his pants "Yup!"

TheWiznard · Post by **TheWiznard** » Tue Aug 04, 2015 12:01 am #109462

fucking new youtube bar thing is amazing. for the longest time it's always fucking annoyed me because it like got in the way but now it's crystal clear 10/10

ColonicAcid · Tue Aug 04, 2015 12:26 am

i love this new feature where it makes you look like you're using 800x600 resolution really nicely done google gives me the old school vibes!

Remie Richards · Tue Aug 04, 2015 12:36 am

I HATE the new youtube UI.
it breaks HCI Design rules, meaning it's ass.
Also I can no longer see the length of the video without hovering, laaame.

Timbrewolf · Post by **Timbrewolf** » Tue Aug 04, 2015 12:49 am #109479

I've got a length you can hover over

Finally made it out to my friendly tobacconist. These guys have been in business for ages and are great. I bought my first pipe from them years ago.

On the left is their Cherry Zinger blend, which is an aromatic. That basically means it smells good for other people around you while still being pleasant and having an "unnatural" flavor to it. It's kind of like comparing cloves to cigarettes, only this still has tobacco blended in it.

On the right is their Rum Rummer blend, which is the typical kind of Kentucky Gold/Black Cavendish blend I like. Seems pretty standard to me as far as pipe tobacco goes.

I brought my corncob pipe into work today because people kept making fun of me and calling me a Hipster Sea Captain. I spent some time today just doing my work with it jutting out of the corner of my mouth, got a few laughs. Good times.

Also needed some pipe cleaners. Had totally forgotten, but when the woman behind the counter (the tobacco shop is owned/run by this kind old lady, when I walked in the door today she was hanging out playing solitaire in the back smoking a hand-rolled cigar) reminded me I snapped some up.

EDIT: Eh I can't find a good stock photo of my favorite pipe. It's a Jean Lacroix Nizza "De Luxe" 861. That probably doesn't mean shit. It's a bent billiar pipe made of briar. That probably doesn't mean shit to you either.

So let's just say it looks a lot like this one:

and is pretty old. Not ancient but older even than LGC.

I'm happy I finally got around to stocking up again. I'm on my third pack of cigarettes since I last had pipe tobacco and they're fucking disgusting. You can't tell how shitty cigarettes make you feel until you quit smoking them for a bit and return. If you like anxiety, increased heart rate, and muscle tension all over your body you'll love smoking those fucking things.

TheWiznard · Post by **TheWiznard** » Tue Aug 04, 2015 3:29 am #109534

Remie Richards · Tue Aug 04, 2015 4:04 am

TheWiznard wrote:
when you first load a video it tells you how long it is before it folds down?

Spoiler:

Well 1, you have to hover for that.
2, I meant more "remaining length", which again falls back to hovering.

Post by **oranges** » Tue Aug 04, 2015 4:42 am #109557

Don't be a cuck

Timbrewolf · Post by **Timbrewolf** » Tue Aug 04, 2015 5:16 am #109575

The Rum Runner is so delicious I have to keep spitting when I smoke it.

Not because of pipe bite but because I keep salivating, and I don't want my saliva to get into the stem and run down into the tobacco.

It tastes like rum and chocolate and spice with a little bit of bite and that faint but rich taste of raw tobacco.
It tastes like everything still good in the world.

TheWiznard · Post by **TheWiznard** » Tue Aug 04, 2015 12:34 pm #109664

Loonikus · Post by **Loonikus** » Tue Aug 04, 2015 2:09 pm #109681

Yo An0n3, if your ever in the mood for trying a new aromatic, I strongly suggest Black Gold Plus. Its been my go-to pipe tobacco for a long, long time now.

ThanatosRa · Post by **ThanatosRa** » Tue Aug 04, 2015 8:52 pm #109775

I just had a disturbing revelation in relation to neckbeards ruining Fedoras.

... They've ruined The Blues Brothers for me. I mean... you can't really reference them without the iconic black suits, sunglasses and hats man... It's ruined. RUINED! NECKBEARDS ARE MAKING THE COCAINE FILLED CORPSE OF JOHN BELUSHI SPIN IN IT'S GRAVE LIKE A WHITE POWDERY ROTISSERIE OVEN!

(Also, fun fact, it's been repeatedly cited that the ghost Slimer from Ghostbusters is the ghost of Belushi)

420weedscopes · Tue Aug 04, 2015 8:53 pm

a crusade against hogweed

When controlling giant hogweed always wear gloves, cover your arms and legs, and ideally wear a face mask when working on or near it. Cut plant debris, contaminated clothing and tools are potentially hazardous too. Wash any skin that comes in contact with the plant immediately.

warning: graphic images of the effects of giant hogweed on skin

NSFW:

ThanatosRa · Post by **ThanatosRa** » Tue Aug 04, 2015 8:57 pm #109778

OH yea, I heard about that shit on a random wikipedia dive reading about invasive species. BURN IT.

BURN IT AND DON'T BRING IT OVER HERE! It's bad enough that Kudzu is choking the south, we don't need that shit here too!

Timbrewolf · Post by **Timbrewolf** » Wed Aug 05, 2015 2:11 am #109873

Loonikus wrote:Yo An0n3, if your ever in the mood for trying a new aromatic, I strongly suggest Black Gold Plus. Its been my go-to pipe tobacco for a long, long time now.

Thanks I'll keep an eye out for it. You can purchase a lot of pipe tobacco online but I like patronizing the few local stores there are left. I haven't tried the Cherry I got yet but it smells like a bag of twizzlers.

ThanatosRa wrote:BURN IT.

>plant has incredibly toxic oils in it that go apeshit on people's skin and other membranes
>wanting to burn it, evaporating that oil into the air

JESUS FUCK NO. DO YOU KNOW NOTHING?

THE MIGHTY GALVATRON · Wed Aug 05, 2015 2:49 am

420weedscopes wrote:a crusade against hogweed

Send it to Australia where it will evolve into some deadly acid spitting abomination that reproduces via spores.

ColonicAcid · Post by **ColonicAcid** » Wed Aug 05, 2015 2:49 am #109879

An0n3 wrote:
ThanatosRa wrote:BURN IT.
>plant has incredibly toxic oils in it that go apeshit on people's skin and other membranes
>wanting to burn it, evaporating that oil into the air

JESUS FUCK NO. DO YOU KNOW NOTHING?

Nope.
Furanocoumarin, ie the shit that causes extremely photosensitive skin and thus burns is also very susceptible to thermal breakdown. It'll break down extremely readily at temperatures reached in a fire.

Timbrewolf · Post by **Timbrewolf** » Wed Aug 05, 2015 3:11 am #109882

THE MIGHTY GALVATRON wrote:
420weedscopes wrote:a crusade against hogweed

Send it to Australia where it will evolve into some deadly acid spitting abomination that reproduces via spores.

Speaking of acid spitting spore spawn from australia

ColonicAcid wrote:OI M8 FOOK ME ASS GOOD LUV

Yeah because burning the bad shit away works so good for shit like Poison Ivy/Oak/etc.

ColonicAcid · Post by **ColonicAcid** » Wed Aug 05, 2015 4:11 am #109886

They contain completely different chemicals.
Poison Ivy is caused by Catechol, a much simpler molecule (benzene-1,2-diol) compared to something like a Furanocoumarin.
C'mon man I thought you did chemistry at college you know you can't compare stuff like that, they're completely different chemicals.

THE MIGHTY GALVATRON · Wed Aug 05, 2015 4:59 am

My neighbor decided to go Snoop Dogg on me and smoke weed everyday and blast music. Dude has a kid how you gonna 420blazeit with a baby?

Timbrewolf · Post by **Timbrewolf** » Wed Aug 05, 2015 5:19 am #109896

Pass the baby to the left bruh

Stop bogarting the baby

Watch me

Watch me bruh I'm going to take the biggest rip of this baby

Takeguru · Post by **Takeguru** » Wed Aug 05, 2015 5:54 am #109907

One of my friends shat out a kid with his girlfriend a few months back and I met her for the first time last month

And like

Damn

I'm starting to feel old

It's weird
I fucking hate kids
But I saw that and was thinking that maybe it wouldn't be all that bad
And then I went home and ordered weeb statues online and then googled the price of babies and I'm over it.

Timbrewolf · Post by **Timbrewolf** » Wed Aug 05, 2015 6:31 am #109914

Takeguru wrote:googled the price of babies and I'm over it.

Excuse me sir what

Why are you trying to buy a baby

That is not how having a baby works

ColonicAcid · Post by **ColonicAcid** » Wed Aug 05, 2015 6:32 am #109915

i heard its how the chinese do it

got some top quality chinese babies for you boys

first come first serve

Timbrewolf · Post by **Timbrewolf** » Wed Aug 05, 2015 6:33 am #109917

2:30am out on the corner

Slinging them babies

Yo man you want some hot kids? Fresh as fuck. Check out these two siamese twins.

Well they really just two babies I taped together but still I mean two for one can't beat that in the baby game.

You can't beat these kids.

ColonicAcid · Post by **ColonicAcid** » Wed Aug 05, 2015 6:35 am #109918

really man you cant beat them im already toeing the line by selling you these you even think about touching them and child protection services going to dig us a hole of shit so deep we're both going to forget what the sun looks like c'mon man keep it cool.

Timbrewolf · Post by **Timbrewolf** » Wed Aug 05, 2015 6:37 am #109919

look I mean maybe you can smack them around a little bit just don't do it right here okay

take them home first I dont want to be associated with that shit

so you gonna buy a baby or what?

Man I got kids to feed

Takeguru · Post by **Takeguru** » Wed Aug 05, 2015 6:43 am #109920

Wait shit, so you don't just mail order in babies?

How the fuck does it work then

ColonicAcid · Post by **ColonicAcid** » Wed Aug 05, 2015 6:44 am #109921

nowadays its all done digitally

YOU WOULDN'T DOWNLOAD A BABY... ILLEGALLY????

Takeguru · Post by **Takeguru** » Wed Aug 05, 2015 6:46 am #109922

Let me guess I need to buy one of those 3d printers too

Son of a bitch

Maccus · Post by **Maccus** » Wed Aug 05, 2015 5:43 pm #110028

Psst, hey kids.

Wanna buy some kids?

ThanatosRa · Post by **ThanatosRa** » Wed Aug 05, 2015 8:28 pm #110049

Since Trump is making 2016 a joke anyway, and I was reading about William Howard Taft for some whim or another, I have my own troll vote ready because the nation is not ready for Trump... I think it's time for political corruption Jersey Style.

Yes, ladies and gentlemen, it's time for Christie 2016.

Timbrewolf · Post by **Timbrewolf** » Wed Aug 05, 2015 9:53 pm #110066

Write-in vote for me for President.

I already fucked your spessmens.

Now I'm going to fuck your country too.

Remie Richards · Wed Aug 05, 2015 10:28 pm

Just got back from watching Inside Out at the Cinema with friends.
it was cool.
I cried.
I ate an entire bag of smuggled in haribo because who doesn't do that, fug cinema prices.

>£10 a ticket for adults
Geeeeze.

TheWiznard · Post by **TheWiznard** » Wed Aug 05, 2015 10:57 pm #110080

Takeguru · Post by **Takeguru** » Thu Aug 06, 2015 12:34 am #110104

The closest real theater is more than 50 miles away, and it's 20 bucks a ticket.

Fuck everything about that.

Back home, when I used to go to the movies once or twice a month, I'd get an entire 2liter of soda in because that's how cargo pants on a wiry son of a bitch work

ColonicAcid · Post by **ColonicAcid** » Thu Aug 06, 2015 4:24 am #110150

pugs btfo

420weedscopes · Thu Aug 06, 2015 11:12 am

recorded Amnesia last week w/ my best buddy kieron also taught him how to use adobe premiere
hopefully a new video on the channel soon from that!!!

nsos · Post by **nsos** » Fri Aug 07, 2015 2:25 am #110480

TheWiznard · Post by **TheWiznard** » Sat Aug 08, 2015 9:58 pm #110767

Screemonster · Sun Aug 09, 2015 4:44 pm

Remie Richards wrote: >£10 a ticket for adults
Geeeeze.

this is why I got myself one of those cineworld cards, if you only see two movies a month it's worth it.

TheWiznard · Post by **TheWiznard** » Mon Aug 10, 2015 12:08 am #111123

Remie Richards · Mon Aug 10, 2015 1:37 am

Screemonster wrote:
Remie Richards wrote: >£10 a ticket for adults
Geeeeze.
this is why I got myself one of those cineworld cards, if you only see two movies a month it's worth it.

Yeah me and my friends discussed them but, there's really not enough movies we want to see that make it worth it, -for us-
's cool that it works for you though.

THE MIGHTY GALVATRON · Mon Aug 10, 2015 1:57 am

Speaking of movies, Joe Dirt 2. JOE DIRT 2!

Why does Joe Dirt need a sequel?

Mister_Doc · Post by **Mister_Doc** » Mon Aug 10, 2015 2:30 am #111155

Speaking of tobacco (like 20 posts back) I quit cigarettes last month and used some of the money I would've spent on smokes to buy some books.

Remie Richards · Mon Aug 10, 2015 6:30 am

I was bored, Here's a Maintenance drone, only a 100 sample render.
According to IRC logs it took me about 2 hours 30 minutes, although I suspect the first half hour was just me relearning blender (hadn't used it in about 3-4 Months)

Timbrewolf · Post by **Timbrewolf** » Tue Aug 11, 2015 3:06 am #111470

Mister_Doc wrote:Speaking of tobacco (like 20 posts back) I quit cigarettes last month and used some of the money I would've spent on smokes to buy some books.

I've gotten worse. I've bought some cigarettes to smoke during work and after hours while I wander around downtown looking for a place to get a decent beer. I need to get off these fucking things again.

Falamazeer · Post by **Falamazeer** » Tue Aug 11, 2015 3:58 am #111481

An0n3 wrote:
Mister_Doc wrote:Speaking of tobacco (like 20 posts back) I quit cigarettes last month and used some of the money I would've spent on smokes to buy some books.
I've gotten worse. I've bought some cigarettes to smoke during work and after hours while I wander around downtown looking for a place to get a decent beer. I need to get off these fucking things again.

Ecigs bro, ecigs.
I used to crank my own cigarettes trying to save money, and that worked pretty well, I'd get a carton for about 20 bucks, but the cigarettes were inferior. but it kept me going for quite a while.

Ecigs on the other hand, I ordered a 6 bottle sample on july 12 from vapewild, which gives you 6 10 ml bottles for sixteen bucks or so, (I ordered with a buddy, if you buy more than 30 dollars you get free shipping) and I still have about 2 and a quarter bottles worth of fluid left.

so... yeah, I'm assuming I'll still have fluid in two days so that's gonna have lasted me a whole month for just that.
and it's better for you too supposedly, lungs feel clearer, that's for sure.

EndgamerAzari · Tue Aug 11, 2015 4:49 pm

Hahaha holy shit I just started my neon sign collection with this:

Spoiler:

It's trashy as fuck, I know, but it's a start and it'll be hilarious if I ever have a place with a basement for a gaming dungeon. I'm considering this my retail therapy after yesterday's disappointment.

ThanatosRa · Post by **ThanatosRa** » Tue Aug 11, 2015 8:29 pm #111643

So like.... I had a thought. Which corporate entity is most evil? Fox, EA, or AT&T.