Burn of the Century

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Burn of the Century

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Post by DemonFiren » #113723

You're a bit late, aren't you.
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DemonFiren wrote:You're a bit late, aren't you.
It's today's news you twat.
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Re: Burn of the Century

Post by DemonFiren » #113726

Hah, ED knew about it long before that.
And their quotes burn a bit harder.

"Jared Fogel's career began and ended by getting into smaller pants."
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Re: Burn of the Century

Post by Takeguru » #113736

What kind of bread did he use?
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Re: Burn of the Century

Post by nsos » #113740

Takeguru wrote:What kind of bread did he use?
no one knows, but the only meats he's getting in prison sandwiches will be meatballs

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Re: Burn of the Century

Post by Takeguru » #113742

Sure hope he likes mayo.
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Post by Timbrewolf » #113748

DemonFiren wrote:Hah, ED knew about it long before that.
And their quotes burn a bit harder.

"Jared Fogel's career began and ended by getting into smaller pants."
The point of this thread has gone well over your head.
Everyone has known about the allegations against Jared for at least the last month. It's been all over the news.

The point of this thread is not the news.

It's that someone published a full page cover story just to make a joke about how Jared is going to get raped in prison for being a Pedophile.
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Post by Maccus » #113751

I like how Subway's trying to distance themselves from him but nobody on Earth knows him as anything other than "the Subway guy."
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Post by DemonFiren » #113755

An0n3 wrote:
DemonFiren wrote:Hah, ED knew about it long before that.
And their quotes burn a bit harder.

"Jared Fogel's career began and ended by getting into smaller pants."
The point of this thread has gone well over your head.
Everyone has known about the allegations against Jared for at least the last month. It's been all over the news.

The point of this thread is not the news.

It's that someone published a full page cover story just to make a joke about how Jared is going to get raped in prison for being a Pedophile.
Oh, man, and there I thought this was gonna be amusing.
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Post by Ricotez » #113761

>jared fogel


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who?
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Re: Burn of the Century

Post by Takeguru » #113763

The subway guy, did a lot of commercials for them

"I lost 500lbs thanks to only eating overpriced sandwiches" or however much he lost
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Re: Burn of the Century

Post by Incomptinence » #113765

Maybe the real weight loss trick was being a nonce. Juries hate him!

So when is lifeweb getting a fitness board?
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Post by Timbrewolf » #113772

It's a good thing Jared's used to eating subs.

He's going to get his fill of 6" Italians in prison.
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Post by Vekter » #113797

Between this, the whole Ashley Madison thing and Josh Druggar's bullshit, this week has been chock full of shadenfreude.
An0n3 wrote:It's a good thing Jared's used to eating subs.

He's going to get his fill of 6" Italians in prison.
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Re: Burn of the Century

Post by Ricotez » #113847

didnt south park did an episode about him? these commercials never aired in europe so thats the only thing I might know him from
MimicFaux wrote:I remember my first time, full of wonderment and excitement playing this game I had heard so many stories about.
on the arrival shuttle, I saw the iconic toolbox on the ground. I clubbed myself in the head with it trying to figure out the controls.
Setting the tool box, now bloodied, back on the table; I went to heal myself with a medkit. I clubbed myself in the head with that too.
I've come a long ways from asking how to switch hands.
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#coderbus wrote:<MrPerson> How many coders does it take to make a lightbulb? Three, one to make it, one to pull the pull request, and one to fix the bugs
Kor wrote:The lifeweb playerbase is primarily old server 2 players so technically its our cancer that invaded them
peoplearestrange wrote:Scared of shadows whispers in their final breath, "/tg/station... goes on the tabl..."
DemonFiren wrote:Please, an Engineer's first response to a problem is "throw it into the singulo".
tedward1337 wrote:Donald Trump is literally what /pol/ would look like as a person
CrunchyCHEEZIT wrote:why does everything on this server have to be a federal fucking issue.
Saegrimr wrote:One guy was running around popping hand tele portals down in the halls before OPs even showed up and got several stranded out on lavaland.
The HoP just toolboxes someone to death out of nowhere, then gets speared by a chemist who saw him murder a guy, then the chemist gets beaten to death because someone else saw him kill the HoP.
Tele-man somehow dies and gets its looted by an atmos tech who managed to use it to send two nuke ops to lavaland, who were then surrounded by several very angry people from earlier and some extra golems on top of it.
Captain dies, gets cloned/revived, lasers the guy holding the disk into crit to take it back.
Some idiot tries to welderbomb the AI hiding out at mining for no discernible reason.
Two permabans and a dayban, i'm expecting a snarky appeal from one of them soon. What the fuck.
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Re: Burn of the Century

Post by Takeguru » #113849

"Jared has Aides" - 2002
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Re: Burn of the Century

Post by MisterPerson » #114206

Now he probably will get AIDS in prison though
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Re: Burn of the Century

Post by Deitus » #114233

this was the guy who said video games made him fat, so fuck him anyway

semi on-topic: best subway recipe is meatball sub with lettuce, swiss chese, and a SHITTON of mayo

dead serious here, dont knock it till you try it
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Re: Burn of the Century

Post by Takeguru » #114239

I get physically sick if I eat mayo.

Not sure why.

It's okay if it's just a bit, but if I can taste it I'll throw up.

And I prefer Quiznos anyway
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Re: Burn of the Century

Post by Deitus » #114248

Takeguru wrote:I get physically sick if I eat mayo.

Not sure why.

It's okay if it's just a bit, but if I can taste it I'll throw up.

And I prefer Quiznos anyway
the way i see it is that quiznos has better meats while subway has better bread, but thats personal opinion obviously
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Re: Burn of the Century

Post by Screemonster » #114273

Takeguru wrote:I get physically sick if I eat mayo.

Not sure why.

It's okay if it's just a bit, but if I can taste it I'll throw up.

And I prefer Quiznos anyway
Might be https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taste_aversion

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Conditioned taste aversion sometimes occurs when sickness was merely coincidental and not related to the substance that caused the sickness. For example, a person who becomes very sick after consuming vodka-and-orange-juice cocktails may then become averse to the taste of orange juice, even though the sickness was caused by the over-consumption of alcohol. Under these circumstances, conditioned taste aversion is sometimes known as the "Sauce-Bearnaise Syndrome", a term coined by Seligman and Hager.[2]
I'm the same with tequila. First time I ever had it was the capstone on an absolute fucker of a christmas booze up as a student, and now the slightest hint of it makes me gag.
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Re: Burn of the Century

Post by Incomptinence » #114549

I got taste aversion to pumpkin by being made to eat my sisters' servings of pumpkin soup because they were and are picky and I well wasn't and my mother "didn't want to waste it".

I ate too much due to this and threw up now pumpkin makes me gag even the smell is unpleasant.
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