Happy Festivus!

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Ricotez
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Happy Festivus!

Post by Ricotez » #52990

What is Festivus? Just watch this video:





I just wanted to say I hate you all so much. Happy Festivus!



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MimicFaux wrote:I remember my first time, full of wonderment and excitement playing this game I had heard so many stories about.
on the arrival shuttle, I saw the iconic toolbox on the ground. I clubbed myself in the head with it trying to figure out the controls.
Setting the tool box, now bloodied, back on the table; I went to heal myself with a medkit. I clubbed myself in the head with that too.
I've come a long ways from asking how to switch hands.
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The HoP just toolboxes someone to death out of nowhere, then gets speared by a chemist who saw him murder a guy, then the chemist gets beaten to death because someone else saw him kill the HoP.
Tele-man somehow dies and gets its looted by an atmos tech who managed to use it to send two nuke ops to lavaland, who were then surrounded by several very angry people from earlier and some extra golems on top of it.
Captain dies, gets cloned/revived, lasers the guy holding the disk into crit to take it back.
Some idiot tries to welderbomb the AI hiding out at mining for no discernible reason.
Two permabans and a dayban, i'm expecting a snarky appeal from one of them soon. What the fuck.
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Re: Happy Festivus!

Post by Kraso » #52993

happy hanukkah, goyim
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Re: Happy Festivus!

Post by kosmos » #52995

You are all beautiful and don't you forget it.

Happy Yule and Winter Solstice.
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Re: Happy Festivus!

Post by nsos » #52996

Reel Big Fish is releasing a Xmas cover album called Happy Skalidays and the album will cost real money
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Re: Happy Festivus!

Post by srifenbyxp » #53187

Its merry christmas and always will be
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Post by miggles » #53190

one time my best friend said "merry christmas" in a public school
i havent seen him since
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Post by Kraso » #53204

miggles wrote:one time my best friend said "merry christmas" in a public school
i havent seen him since
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Post by miggles » #53265

the joke is that youre not allowed to say merry christmas you have to say "happy holidays" or "happy winter break"
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Post by Remie Richards » #53266

I hope everyone has a merry christmas, I'm not feeling too great but I'm looking forward to dinner with my family.
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Re: Happy Festivus!

Post by nsos » #53321

Spoiler:
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Re: Happy Festivus!

Post by Skorvold » #53328

MERRY CHRISTMAS
I LOVE ALL OF YOU
Never give up! Trust your instincts!
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Talk to me on steam anytime.
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Re: Happy Festivus!

Post by Cipher3 » #53330

Skorvold wrote:MERRY CHRISTMAS
I LOVE ALL OF YOU
Merry Christmas.
Spoiler:
Nathanael Greene has made a woman of Bryce Pax!

Valerie Sinnet says, "Nathaniel Greene charged the brig with a fucking HONK."

[Common] Assists-the-Crew hisses, "Walker Quinn s-s-s-ss-stole the HoP's-s-s-ss-s door"

OOC: HotelBravoLima: I literally can't be removed from power.


I demand this ban be lifted right now. ~Bibliodewangus

Erin Wake whispers, "You should ready up on Badger and boink with me..."

"I think you guys are just tired of drinking hitler and now you want diet hitler.
I've got all that great hitler flavor but only half the hitler calories." - Anon3

You seem to be under the mistaken assumption that PR matters. ~MisterPerson

DEAD: Ichigo Momomiya says, "Coravin's just an ass."

Linus Johnson says, "Hey you know I got this game Skyrim last week"
Linus Johnson says, "I have a level 19 ranger and its so fun"
Weston Zadovsky says, "did he just"
Weston Zadovsky says, "fucking hell"

The emergency shuttle has been called. It will arrive in 10 minutes.
Nature of emergency:
Coravin, just Coravin.

Beryl Nyuphoran says, "Fucking get out."
Coravin Vattes asks, "Please?"
Beryl Nyuphoran says, "Please get the fuck outta my lab."
Coravin Vattes exclaims, "Okay!"
[Common] Beryl Nyuphoran {RD} asks, "WHO GAVE CORAVIN ALL ACCESS?"

Lindsay Donk stammers, "L-Luc-ck w-was-s-s s-s-such-h a beaut-tifu p-p-p-pr-r-rom-m q-q-q-queen"

Ty Andrews curls up in a ball on the floor and purrs.

by oranges » Sun Feb 15, 2015 7:15 pm
Get out bluespace, you've not been relevant since you lost the elections

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Re: Happy Festivus!

Post by Ricotez » #53355

how dare you bring your heathen christ-mas into my festivus thread you culturally insensitive pigs
MimicFaux wrote:I remember my first time, full of wonderment and excitement playing this game I had heard so many stories about.
on the arrival shuttle, I saw the iconic toolbox on the ground. I clubbed myself in the head with it trying to figure out the controls.
Setting the tool box, now bloodied, back on the table; I went to heal myself with a medkit. I clubbed myself in the head with that too.
I've come a long ways from asking how to switch hands.
Spoiler:
#coderbus wrote:<MrPerson> How many coders does it take to make a lightbulb? Three, one to make it, one to pull the pull request, and one to fix the bugs
Kor wrote:The lifeweb playerbase is primarily old server 2 players so technically its our cancer that invaded them
peoplearestrange wrote:Scared of shadows whispers in their final breath, "/tg/station... goes on the tabl..."
DemonFiren wrote:Please, an Engineer's first response to a problem is "throw it into the singulo".
tedward1337 wrote:Donald Trump is literally what /pol/ would look like as a person
CrunchyCHEEZIT wrote:why does everything on this server have to be a federal fucking issue.
Saegrimr wrote:One guy was running around popping hand tele portals down in the halls before OPs even showed up and got several stranded out on lavaland.
The HoP just toolboxes someone to death out of nowhere, then gets speared by a chemist who saw him murder a guy, then the chemist gets beaten to death because someone else saw him kill the HoP.
Tele-man somehow dies and gets its looted by an atmos tech who managed to use it to send two nuke ops to lavaland, who were then surrounded by several very angry people from earlier and some extra golems on top of it.
Captain dies, gets cloned/revived, lasers the guy holding the disk into crit to take it back.
Some idiot tries to welderbomb the AI hiding out at mining for no discernible reason.
Two permabans and a dayban, i'm expecting a snarky appeal from one of them soon. What the fuck.
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Re: Happy Festivus!

Post by Septavius » #53358

shit
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Re: Happy Festivus!

Post by Bluespace » #53364

i had a great time with my family and i liked it.
I play Boris Pepper.
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Re: Happy Festivus!

Post by Cipher3 » #53392

Ricotez wrote:how dare you bring your heathen christ-mas into my festivus thread you culturally insensitive pigs
Merry Christmas
Spoiler:
Nathanael Greene has made a woman of Bryce Pax!

Valerie Sinnet says, "Nathaniel Greene charged the brig with a fucking HONK."

[Common] Assists-the-Crew hisses, "Walker Quinn s-s-s-ss-stole the HoP's-s-s-ss-s door"

OOC: HotelBravoLima: I literally can't be removed from power.


I demand this ban be lifted right now. ~Bibliodewangus

Erin Wake whispers, "You should ready up on Badger and boink with me..."

"I think you guys are just tired of drinking hitler and now you want diet hitler.
I've got all that great hitler flavor but only half the hitler calories." - Anon3

You seem to be under the mistaken assumption that PR matters. ~MisterPerson

DEAD: Ichigo Momomiya says, "Coravin's just an ass."

Linus Johnson says, "Hey you know I got this game Skyrim last week"
Linus Johnson says, "I have a level 19 ranger and its so fun"
Weston Zadovsky says, "did he just"
Weston Zadovsky says, "fucking hell"

The emergency shuttle has been called. It will arrive in 10 minutes.
Nature of emergency:
Coravin, just Coravin.

Beryl Nyuphoran says, "Fucking get out."
Coravin Vattes asks, "Please?"
Beryl Nyuphoran says, "Please get the fuck outta my lab."
Coravin Vattes exclaims, "Okay!"
[Common] Beryl Nyuphoran {RD} asks, "WHO GAVE CORAVIN ALL ACCESS?"

Lindsay Donk stammers, "L-Luc-ck w-was-s-s s-s-such-h a beaut-tifu p-p-p-pr-r-rom-m q-q-q-queen"

Ty Andrews curls up in a ball on the floor and purrs.

by oranges » Sun Feb 15, 2015 7:15 pm
Get out bluespace, you've not been relevant since you lost the elections

That said, I think there are a shitton of degenerates here and I'd probably gas the lot of you if I had the chance. ~Loonikus


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Re: Happy Festivus!

Post by nsos » #53401

my 2015 new years resolution is to fight everyone alive on this planet
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Post by miggles » #53406

i got a new monitor and a bunch of posters
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Post by Remie Richards » #53408

£250, bunch of clothes, new pair of shoes, new straighteners+hairdryer and a little Android tablet, Plus my sister got me a big bag FULL of chocolates and stuff.

My best friend got me a pair of really nice gloves + £5 and I got her a PERFECT copy of Byousoku 5cm from our local book store.
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Post by Sum Ting Wong » #53410

Gift Roundup
thirty eight pairs of Thurlo socks
A small bottle of cologne(traded for ten pairs of socks)
A lot of candy.
Pajamas
Slippers
One of these.
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Re: Happy Festivus!

Post by ThanatosRa » #53411

Happy Kwanza.
my forum gimmick is that no one knows who i am

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Re: Happy Festivus!

Post by Vekter » #53453

Got myself a pair of Logitech G930s.

Boyfriend got me a copy of Shakespeare's Star Wars (Verily, A New Hope), and the folks are getting me this watch
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Reply PM from-REDACTED/(REDACTED): i tried to remove the bruises by changing her gender

PM: Bluespace->Delaron: Nobody wants a mime's asscheeks farting on their brig windows.

PM: REDACTED->HotelBravoLima: Oh come on, knowing that these are hostile aliens is metagaming

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Re: Happy Festivus!

Post by peoplearestrange » #53460

Happy Chr-- I damn I missed it.

Well I got socks for christmas. Kinda like them to be honest.
Whatever
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Re: Happy Festivus!

Post by Ikarrus » #53475

Ayy lmao
Former Dev/Headmin
Who is this guy?
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Re: Happy Festivus!

Post by ThanatosRa » #53568

I got clothes, shoes, a new wallet, novelty t-shirts.

All this I asked for. I'm grown, I can get clothes.
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