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2k18 /pol/

Unread postby srifenbyxp » Mon Jan 01, 2018 5:00 am #370128

Last year was a good year, let's recap.



1. The God Emporah of America slew the foul Hillary and has been keeping his word dispite his fumbles. But let's face it, sometime when he's wrong it somehow works out to a minor degree. Thus he still hasn't Lost!

2. People are STILL trying to over throw the Emporah, they keep failing hallariously.

3. We witnessed the biggest of triggers since 9/11, snowflakes still cries.

4. Antifa rose causing hard times, but hard times create good men. Heroes confronted Antifa and made the world safe again. Crating good times, but careful not to become weak my fellows.

5. Good year for games and anime. 2k18 has some decent releases ahead.

6. Spess communities have grown stronger!

7. Some how get neutrality got passed?

8. I plan on becoming an admin, hard times ahead!



Another glorious year, hail Syndicate, hail NanoTransen, Hail Sybil.

Hail /tg/
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Re: 2k18 Thread /pol/ edition

Unread postby Incomptinence » Mon Jan 01, 2018 6:06 am #370132

I will ignore the intentional errors and say the lack of any call to abandon all hope and despair makes your politics op bad.

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Unread postby Anonmare » Mon Jan 01, 2018 9:09 am #370141

Cringe edition




Highlight of 2017:
God I don't know
What happened this year?
Covfefe?
Did that happen last year year?
Fuck me what a waste of a year
Let's descend into waifufaggotry, fuck it
Nothing matters any more

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Re: 2k18 Thread /pol/ edition

Unread postby Grazyn » Mon Jan 01, 2018 10:52 am #370151

This thread breaks naming policy for pol threads

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Re: 2k18 /pol/

Unread postby Screemonster » Mon Jan 01, 2018 10:56 am #370152

So I found a markov bot trained on donald trump's tweets

Donald J. Trump ✔ ‎@realDonaldTrump

The Chinese want to MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
10:51 - 1 Jan 2018

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Re: 2k18 /pol/

Unread postby DemonFiren » Mon Jan 01, 2018 11:52 am #370155

Not that wrong tbh
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Re: 2k18 /pol/

Unread postby srifenbyxp » Mon Jan 01, 2018 12:36 pm #370156

We gun have a thread merge buddy.
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Unread postby Screemonster » Mon Jan 01, 2018 12:58 pm #370158

srifenbyxp wrote:We gun have a thread merge bunny.

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Re: 2k18 /pol/

Unread postby Malkevin » Mon Jan 01, 2018 1:36 pm #370160

This thread was first and has a better opening post.

I dub this the new thread of political shit posts.


And speaking of political shitposts...
So how many German and Swedish woman got molested/raped by rapefugees this year?
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Re: 2k18 /pol/

Unread postby DemonFiren » Mon Jan 01, 2018 1:38 pm #370161

this thread had the wrong title and op is a faggot anyway for pretending it didn't
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Unread postby Anonmare » Mon Jan 01, 2018 1:38 pm #370162

srifenbyxp wrote:We gun have a thread merge buddy.

I do not consent!
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Re: 2k18 /pol/

Unread postby Malkevin » Mon Jan 01, 2018 6:38 pm #370173

Dindoos burnt over a thousand cars in France.
There's also a video circulating of a gang of blacks kicking a french police woman thats been knocked onto the ground.


Yay, diversity. :roll:
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Re: 2k18 /pol/

Unread postby Anonmare » Mon Jan 01, 2018 6:47 pm #370174

Berlin had a bunch of new year rapes again
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Unread postby InsaneHyena » Mon Jan 01, 2018 7:08 pm #370178

Part and parcel of living in a big city
And I also think that clock cult sucks and should be removed.
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Unread postby lntigracy » Mon Jan 01, 2018 8:28 pm #370186

srifenbyxp wrote:We gun have a thread merge buddy.

yours was made in 2017










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Re: 2k18 /pol/

Unread postby Incomptinence » Mon Jan 01, 2018 8:29 pm #370188

you heard about timezones intig?

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Unread postby lntigracy » Mon Jan 01, 2018 8:34 pm #370189

but this thread accounts for them better :^)










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Re: 2k18 /pol/

Unread postby Incomptinence » Mon Jan 01, 2018 9:00 pm #370194

Still leaves you wrong negatimer

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Re: 2k18 /pol/

Unread postby srifenbyxp » Mon Jan 01, 2018 11:40 pm #370225

lntigracy wrote:
srifenbyxp wrote:We gun have a thread merge buddy.

yours was made in 2017


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Re: 2k18 /pol/

Unread postby Deitus » Tue Jan 02, 2018 12:58 am #370235

I mek poost in /tgpol/ thread
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Unread postby Anonmare » Tue Jan 02, 2018 1:14 am #370237

Deitus wrote:I mek poost in /tgpol/ thread


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Unread postby CosmicScientist » Tue Jan 02, 2018 1:17 am #370239

I have a feeling things shan't get worse.
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Re: 2k18 /pol/

Unread postby Ricotez » Tue Jan 02, 2018 3:03 am #370252

oh boy i cannot wait for another year to be frustrated with my political opponents because they will ruin everything, and with my political allies because they will do fuckall to stop it

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tedward1337 wrote:Donald Trump is literally what /pol/ would look like as a person

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Saegrimr wrote:One guy was running around popping hand tele portals down in the halls before OPs even showed up and got several stranded out on lavaland.
The HoP just toolboxes someone to death out of nowhere, then gets speared by a chemist who saw him murder a guy, then the chemist gets beaten to death because someone else saw him kill the HoP.
Tele-man somehow dies and gets its looted by an atmos tech who managed to use it to send two nuke ops to lavaland, who were then surrounded by several very angry people from earlier and some extra golems on top of it.
Captain dies, gets cloned/revived, lasers the guy holding the disk into crit to take it back.
Some idiot tries to welderbomb the AI hiding out at mining for no discernible reason.
Two permabans and a dayban, i'm expecting a snarky appeal from one of them soon. What the fuck.

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Re: 2k18 /pol/

Unread postby Ricotez » Tue Jan 02, 2018 3:26 am #370255

thank god you guys get tax cuts on your private jets now, America is great again
MimicFaux wrote:I remember my first time, full of wonderment and excitement playing this game I had heard so many stories about.
on the arrival shuttle, I saw the iconic toolbox on the ground. I clubbed myself in the head with it trying to figure out the controls.
Setting the tool box, now bloodied, back on the table; I went to heal myself with a medkit. I clubbed myself in the head with that too.
I've come a long ways from asking how to switch hands.

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#coderbus wrote:<MrPerson> How many coders does it take to make a lightbulb? Three, one to make it, one to pull the pull request, and one to fix the bugs

Kor wrote:The lifeweb playerbase is primarily old server 2 players so technically its our cancer that invaded them

peoplearestrange wrote:Scared of shadows whispers in their final breath, "/tg/station... goes on the tabl..."

DemonFiren wrote:Please, an Engineer's first response to a problem is "throw it into the singulo".

tedward1337 wrote:Donald Trump is literally what /pol/ would look like as a person

CrunchyCHEEZIT wrote:why does everything on this server have to be a federal fucking issue.

Saegrimr wrote:One guy was running around popping hand tele portals down in the halls before OPs even showed up and got several stranded out on lavaland.
The HoP just toolboxes someone to death out of nowhere, then gets speared by a chemist who saw him murder a guy, then the chemist gets beaten to death because someone else saw him kill the HoP.
Tele-man somehow dies and gets its looted by an atmos tech who managed to use it to send two nuke ops to lavaland, who were then surrounded by several very angry people from earlier and some extra golems on top of it.
Captain dies, gets cloned/revived, lasers the guy holding the disk into crit to take it back.
Some idiot tries to welderbomb the AI hiding out at mining for no discernible reason.
Two permabans and a dayban, i'm expecting a snarky appeal from one of them soon. What the fuck.

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Re: 2k18 /pol/

Unread postby CosmicScientist » Tue Jan 02, 2018 3:28 am #370256

Ricotez wrote:oh boy i cannot wait for another year to be frustrated with my political opponents because they will ruin everything, and with my political allies because they will do fuckall to stop it

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/ ... Kuroko.gif

You know, I feel this is how every team based video game goes.
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Supper Aggro Crag wrote:Thank you

John_Oxford wrote:sweet.

jesus.

couldn't have said it better myself.

one oxford point for you.

Kor wrote:Best post of the month

danno wrote:that post was art

Quanti wrote:truly cosmic is the hero we need

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this is a REALLY good thread, thank you cosmic

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It's like one of my "whos who in NTR" but with ACTUAL thought and creativity. Good job!

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Wyzack wrote:this is true art

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Re: 2k18 /pol/

Unread postby XSI » Tue Jan 02, 2018 6:29 am #370262

It´s not so different, after all

You can't usually rely on anyone being competent in any field

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Re: 2k18 /pol/

Unread postby Drynwyn » Tue Jan 02, 2018 7:38 am #370263

how to discern someone's politics from who they blame for shit:

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Re: 2k18 /pol/

Unread postby cedarbridge » Tue Jan 02, 2018 9:11 am #370266

Drynwyn wrote:how to discern someone's politics from who they blame for shit:


I don't care if it was the joke or not, the right and left are on the wrong side of this chart and it upsets me.

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Re: 2k18 /pol/

Unread postby Grazyn » Tue Jan 02, 2018 9:23 am #370267

cedarbridge wrote:
Drynwyn wrote:how to discern someone's politics from who they blame for shit:


I don't care if it was the joke or not, the right and left are on the wrong side of this chart and it upsets me.

Aren't "the right" and "the left" part of the things to blame? As in, the right (on the right side) blames the left and that's why "the left" is on the right side and vice versa.

The axis are unnamed but it should be x(left-right), y(authoritarian-liberal)

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Re: 2k18 /pol/

Unread postby Incomptinence » Tue Jan 02, 2018 2:41 pm #370288

My stance on politics is humans are so categorically bad at managing large groups of humans that expecting anything other than buffoonery and maybe not getting fucked right in the ass this very year is as good as it gets.

Pretty much all meaningful improvements in the human condition is due to research and technological implementation of such. I mean the Chinese are basically run by captain planet villains who yank organs out of living undesirables like aztec priests and conditions are still improving for the Chinese people overall.

If the AIs and other programs we can't understand we end up putting in charge or just end up having run shit via bumbling proxy don't kill us that's a good ending I guess.

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Re: 2k18 /pol/

Unread postby Drynwyn » Tue Jan 02, 2018 6:50 pm #370328

Grazyn wrote:
cedarbridge wrote:
Drynwyn wrote:how to discern someone's politics from who they blame for shit:


I don't care if it was the joke or not, the right and left are on the wrong side of this chart and it upsets me.

Aren't "the right" and "the left" part of the things to blame? As in, the right (on the right side) blames the left and that's why "the left" is on the right side and vice versa.

The axis are unnamed but it should be x(left-right), y(authoritarian-liberal)

grazyn is correct on all counts, cedarbridge you need to level your reading comprehension
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Re: 2k18 /pol/

Unread postby CosmicScientist » Tue Jan 02, 2018 8:04 pm #370341

I thought cedar might have been making a joke about who each side blames. e.g. the left blame the left for hating jews, anarchos blame the left for not being left or free enough, ancaps blame the right for not being ancap enough and some of the right blames the right for being the wrong kind of right (I guess conflicting outcomes between populist authoritarianism and free trade?).
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DrPillzRedux wrote:Thanks for the new avatar.

MrEousTranger wrote:Cosmic- you are the best poster and I think the most original member here, also great art

Nilons wrote:These comics are actually the best thing on the forums

Supper Aggro Crag wrote:Thank you

John_Oxford wrote:sweet.

jesus.

couldn't have said it better myself.

one oxford point for you.

Kor wrote:Best post of the month

danno wrote:that post was art

Quanti wrote:truly cosmic is the hero we need

NikNakFlak wrote:This is quality af

PKPenguin321 wrote:nice try i am immune

this is a REALLY good thread, thank you cosmic

Wyzack wrote:Certified good thread

Qbopper wrote:That card you made of me is awesome, you even managed to work my suggestion in

You now have one "get out of ban free" card

peoplearestrange wrote:Im pinning the shit out of this. This needs to be saved.
It's like one of my "whos who in NTR" but with ACTUAL thought and creativity. Good job!

oranges wrote:Hey, now this is a scrabulous post

Wyzack wrote:this is true art

Nilons wrote:That's because if you use art as an analogy, cosmic is painting eloquent well worded posts while you're throwing cans of saghetti at a wal

Armhulen wrote:this thread is secretly a cosmic goldmine

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Re: 2k18 /pol/

Unread postby XSI » Tue Jan 02, 2018 9:37 pm #370356

To the extreme left, everyone else is extreme right
And to the extreme right, everyone else is extreme left

At that point people just sorta start blaming everyone

I can't talk for other countries, but I know here in Dutchland there hasn't even been a single politician who hasn't fucked up things for the sake of ideology and/or personal profit
How fucking hard is it to not go "It's always because of the POOR/RICH/WHOEVER I DISLIKE" anyway? I do it on a daily basis, why can't they do it even once?

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Re: 2k18 /pol/

Unread postby CosmicScientist » Tue Jan 02, 2018 10:18 pm #370361

It's always because of the single politician I dislike who fucks things up.


Maybe because it's easy to condense problems down to being someone's fault either by action, inaction or plain existence. We seek union of mind and control over our realm, sometimes by proxy or theory when without reality.
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A rolling stone gathers moss and it's nice to remember what's been said, recent or distant, even in no particular order, otherwise I may forget my moss.
Armhulen wrote:same, for the second time

DrPillzRedux wrote:Thanks for the new avatar.

MrEousTranger wrote:Cosmic- you are the best poster and I think the most original member here, also great art

Nilons wrote:These comics are actually the best thing on the forums

Supper Aggro Crag wrote:Thank you

John_Oxford wrote:sweet.

jesus.

couldn't have said it better myself.

one oxford point for you.

Kor wrote:Best post of the month

danno wrote:that post was art

Quanti wrote:truly cosmic is the hero we need

NikNakFlak wrote:This is quality af

PKPenguin321 wrote:nice try i am immune

this is a REALLY good thread, thank you cosmic

Wyzack wrote:Certified good thread

Qbopper wrote:That card you made of me is awesome, you even managed to work my suggestion in

You now have one "get out of ban free" card

peoplearestrange wrote:Im pinning the shit out of this. This needs to be saved.
It's like one of my "whos who in NTR" but with ACTUAL thought and creativity. Good job!

oranges wrote:Hey, now this is a scrabulous post

Wyzack wrote:this is true art

Nilons wrote:That's because if you use art as an analogy, cosmic is painting eloquent well worded posts while you're throwing cans of saghetti at a wal

Armhulen wrote:this thread is secretly a cosmic goldmine

PKPenguin321 wrote:
Anonmare wrote:You don't have to tell me what happened but you do need to eat this bowl of soup

you have to eat ALL the eggs

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Re: 2k18 /pol/

Unread postby Grazyn » Tue Jan 02, 2018 10:19 pm #370362

I blame ROADS (seriously tho why/who blame roads?)

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Re: 2k18 /pol/

Unread postby Incomptinence » Tue Jan 02, 2018 10:35 pm #370367

taxation is murder

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Re: 2k18 /pol/

Unread postby onleavedontatme » Tue Jan 02, 2018 10:38 pm #370368

Grazyn wrote:I blame ROADS (seriously tho why/who blame roads?)


It's a joke about a common internet arguments libertarians often find themselves in (if there was a very small or no government, who would build the roads?)

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Unread postby Anonmare » Tue Jan 02, 2018 10:44 pm #370371

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Re: 2k18 /pol/

Unread postby XSI » Tue Jan 02, 2018 10:51 pm #370374

Attempts to privatise road building have been done
And failed amazingly

Turns out they'll only build roads for the rich and everyone else gets to enjoy their dirt paths and potholes

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Re: 2k18 /pol/

Unread postby CosmicScientist » Tue Jan 02, 2018 10:52 pm #370376

The foreigners, the Romans.
Go appreciate Nienhaus.
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Re: 2k18 /pol/

Unread postby Super Aggro Crag » Tue Jan 02, 2018 11:23 pm #370383

>no one builds roads
>people cant get around
>demand for alternative increases
>invisible hand of the market brings us a new innovation

ROADFAGS ARE LITERALLY KEEPING US AWAY FROM JETPACKS AND FLYING ROCKET CYCLES WITH THEIR TAX-THEFT MEDIOCRITY-STRIPS
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Re: 2k18 /pol/

Unread postby oranges » Wed Jan 03, 2018 1:00 am #370396

posting in this thread makes you dumber
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Re: 2k18 /pol/

Unread postby Ricotez » Wed Jan 03, 2018 2:10 am #370405

MimicFaux wrote:I remember my first time, full of wonderment and excitement playing this game I had heard so many stories about.
on the arrival shuttle, I saw the iconic toolbox on the ground. I clubbed myself in the head with it trying to figure out the controls.
Setting the tool box, now bloodied, back on the table; I went to heal myself with a medkit. I clubbed myself in the head with that too.
I've come a long ways from asking how to switch hands.

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CrunchyCHEEZIT wrote:why does everything on this server have to be a federal fucking issue.

Saegrimr wrote:One guy was running around popping hand tele portals down in the halls before OPs even showed up and got several stranded out on lavaland.
The HoP just toolboxes someone to death out of nowhere, then gets speared by a chemist who saw him murder a guy, then the chemist gets beaten to death because someone else saw him kill the HoP.
Tele-man somehow dies and gets its looted by an atmos tech who managed to use it to send two nuke ops to lavaland, who were then surrounded by several very angry people from earlier and some extra golems on top of it.
Captain dies, gets cloned/revived, lasers the guy holding the disk into crit to take it back.
Some idiot tries to welderbomb the AI hiding out at mining for no discernible reason.
Two permabans and a dayban, i'm expecting a snarky appeal from one of them soon. What the fuck.

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Re: 2k18 /pol/

Unread postby CosmicScientist » Wed Jan 03, 2018 2:30 am #370408

We live in the best world when domestic sabre rattling is done over textacular social media.

I guess that means NEETs qualify for Murican presidency.
Go appreciate Nienhaus.
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Captain Hutbeard, at yer service if the booty be ready fer it!
Spoiler:
A rolling stone gathers moss and it's nice to remember what's been said, recent or distant, even in no particular order, otherwise I may forget my moss.
Armhulen wrote:same, for the second time

DrPillzRedux wrote:Thanks for the new avatar.

MrEousTranger wrote:Cosmic- you are the best poster and I think the most original member here, also great art

Nilons wrote:These comics are actually the best thing on the forums

Supper Aggro Crag wrote:Thank you

John_Oxford wrote:sweet.

jesus.

couldn't have said it better myself.

one oxford point for you.

Kor wrote:Best post of the month

danno wrote:that post was art

Quanti wrote:truly cosmic is the hero we need

NikNakFlak wrote:This is quality af

PKPenguin321 wrote:nice try i am immune

this is a REALLY good thread, thank you cosmic

Wyzack wrote:Certified good thread

Qbopper wrote:That card you made of me is awesome, you even managed to work my suggestion in

You now have one "get out of ban free" card

peoplearestrange wrote:Im pinning the shit out of this. This needs to be saved.
It's like one of my "whos who in NTR" but with ACTUAL thought and creativity. Good job!

oranges wrote:Hey, now this is a scrabulous post

Wyzack wrote:this is true art

Nilons wrote:That's because if you use art as an analogy, cosmic is painting eloquent well worded posts while you're throwing cans of saghetti at a wal

Armhulen wrote:this thread is secretly a cosmic goldmine

PKPenguin321 wrote:
Anonmare wrote:You don't have to tell me what happened but you do need to eat this bowl of soup

you have to eat ALL the eggs

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Re: 2k18 /pol/

Unread postby Anonmare » Wed Jan 03, 2018 8:06 am #370438

oranges wrote:posting in this thread makes you dumber

;)
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Re: 2k18 /pol/

Unread postby PKPenguin321 » Wed Jan 03, 2018 8:10 am #370440

i play Lauser McMauligan. clown name is Cold-Ass Honkey
i have three other top secret characters as well
tell the best admin how good he is
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Re: 2k18 /pol/

Unread postby DrPillzRedux » Wed Jan 03, 2018 8:53 pm #370596

TRUMP TURNED ON STEVE BANNON CALLING HIM CRAZY ITS HAPPENING
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Re: 2k18 /pol/

Unread postby bandit » Thu Jan 04, 2018 4:44 am #370685

breitbart currently tearing itself apart over which dick they're supposed to suck now, it's amazing
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admin feedback pls

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Re: 2k18 /pol/

Unread postby lntigracy » Thu Jan 04, 2018 6:29 am #370699

Where da sticky at










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Re: 2k18 /pol/

Unread postby Malkevin » Thu Jan 04, 2018 11:25 am #370731

Still on the run from pikeys?
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