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Let us talk about Spiders.

Postby firecage » Sat Jan 17, 2015 7:04 am #59878

Spiders are spiders.

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Re: Let us talk about Spiders.

Postby paprika » Sat Jan 17, 2015 7:29 am #59880

le me le posting giant shock images xDDD
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Re: Let us talk about Spiders.

Postby ThanatosRa » Sat Jan 17, 2015 7:48 am #59885

Spiders are cute.
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Postby Whoisthere » Sat Jan 17, 2015 10:49 am #59916

Spiders have hydraulic legs and possibly hydraulic penises
Spiders are pretty intelligent and spider scientists don't know where spiders store their intelligence.
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Re: Let us talk about Spiders.

Postby Incomptinence » Sat Jan 17, 2015 11:08 am #59918

You know something really neat? People put up videos of them feeding their tarantulas up on youtube all the time.

Also feeding snakes live animals, neat right?

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Postby Whoisthere » Sat Jan 17, 2015 12:21 pm #59929

are there videos of spiders drinking coffee from tiny porcelain?
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Postby 420weedscopes » Sat Jan 17, 2015 2:12 pm #59945

spiders are ADORBS
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Re: Let us talk about Spiders.

Postby nsos » Sat Jan 17, 2015 3:25 pm #59957

i aint got no quarrel with spiders but i wont go out of my way to look at them or appreciate them

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Postby miggles » Sat Jan 17, 2015 7:18 pm #60002

paprika wrote:le me le posting giant shock images xDDD

are u afraid of spider
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Postby Screemonster » Sat Jan 17, 2015 7:26 pm #60006

I went backpacking in australia a couple of years back

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look at this adorable lil' fucker

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Re: Let us talk about Spiders.

Postby miggles » Sat Jan 17, 2015 7:29 pm #60010

spiders dont really scare me i just dont like normal bugs
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Postby Snake2512 » Sun Jan 18, 2015 4:42 pm #60172

death to all spiders
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Re: Let us talk about Spiders.

Postby XSI » Mon Jan 19, 2015 2:24 am #60331

Spiders.

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Postby Ikarrus » Mon Jan 19, 2015 2:38 am #60338

I don't know what everyone gets so worked up about, I find spiders really cute.

Giant Spiders in video games? Ayy lmao.
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Re: Let us talk about Spiders.

Postby Jordie0608 » Mon Jan 19, 2015 3:09 am #60354

Sydney funnel-web spiders are the best; they're like the greytiders of the spider world.
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Re: Let us talk about Spiders.

Postby Whoisthere » Mon Jan 19, 2015 3:26 pm #60487

if your father gave you a spider
and you removed a spiders leg because the leg was old
and attached a new leg to that spider
and then you gave the spider to your son
and he removed another leg of that spider because that other leg was old too
and replaced it with a new leg
would it still be the same spider
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Re: Let us talk about Spiders.

Postby Whoisthere » Mon Jan 19, 2015 4:50 pm #60505

are they made of hair because hair is small and most of my hair is sitting where i left it and didnt cease to exist
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Re: Let us talk about Spiders.

Postby nsos » Mon Jan 19, 2015 4:53 pm #60507

this is the story from north america

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Re: Let us talk about Spiders.

Postby Alex Crimson » Mon Jan 19, 2015 5:00 pm #60509

Not a fan of spiders, but i used to have some Emperor Scorpions. Fun pets.

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Re: Let us talk about Spiders.

Postby Whoisthere » Tue Jan 20, 2015 8:47 am #60724

nsos wrote:this is the story from north america

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ms2klX-puUU
whoa this is real
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Re: Let us talk about Spiders.

Postby Drynwyn » Thu Jan 22, 2015 5:14 am #61430

Weirdly, I find spider close-ups adorable- it's only from a distance that they WIG ME THE FUCK OUT.

Something about the way they move, I think.
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Re: Let us talk about Spiders.

Postby callanrockslol » Thu Jan 22, 2015 5:50 am #61440

We have spiders here that eat birds and bats.

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Re: Let us talk about Spiders.

Postby Big Faggot » Thu Jan 22, 2015 6:32 am #61462

callanrockslol wrote:We have spiders here that eat birds and bats.

*waves australian flag*


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Re: Let us talk about Spiders.

Postby Snake2512 » Thu Jan 22, 2015 4:07 pm #61604

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Re: Let us talk about Spiders.

Postby ColonicAcid » Thu Jan 22, 2015 4:48 pm #61618

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Postby THE MIGHTY GALVATRON » Thu Jan 22, 2015 8:47 pm #61697

I set up a terms of agreement with the local spiders telling them they could chill in my house as long as I didn't see any of those HORRIBLE EVIL CREEPY AS FUCK OHWHYWOULDGODALLOWTHESETHINGSTOEXSIST House Centipedes. They seem to be holding up to the agreement well.

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Re: Let us talk about Spiders.

Postby ThanatosRa » Fri Jan 23, 2015 11:18 pm #62098

Funny enough, House Centipedes can often hold up the same purpose as house spiders.
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Re: Let us talk about Spiders.

Postby Incomptinence » Mon Jan 26, 2015 9:55 am #62967

Apparently renters in Australia complain about the presence of spiders and demand exterminations.

A total travesty a healthy spider population is a boon to any residence basically they are like tiny cats, they should pay extra for spiders and cleaners place huntsmen on bed pillows.


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