JOJO'S BIZARRE 『RP』 (Official Thread)

fartman · Post by **fartman** » Thu Mar 12, 2015 11:37 pm #75242

Bottom post of the previous page:

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*(shoots 200 bulets at the rest of the bar destroyng everying in site.))
u just made me mad... quick reloasd both clips in 1/1000 of a seocnd

"is their any thing left?????????"

Incomptinence · Thu Mar 12, 2015 11:45 pm

BUFFALO BILLBO

Bufallo Bill and Bilbo Baggins were summoned in close proximity to each other during the Bohemian Rhapsody incident. Bilbo bested Bill in a knife fight mostly due to having the cooler knife and due to natural hobbit kleptomania stole Buffalo's newly made REAL HUMAN SKIN SUIT which saved him from destruction when the stand was defeated. As respect for his worthy foe he renamed himself Buffalo Billbo and roams the world stealing shit as a is his nature, shit including skin. His time on the mean streets earning pipe weed and his middle urf adventures well he pretty much just awoke his stand pretty obviously.

Weapons: Cool dagger: No orcs about though so it is just a dagger now
Tools: One ring, dope ass pipe: blaze it.

Stand: There and Back Again.

Takes on appearance of some scrub on top of Billbo's skin. All damage to Billbo is directed to the person he looks like. Vulnerable when changing or that person is killed so shoot your comrades idiot.

captain sawrge · Thu Mar 12, 2015 11:48 pm

Ah, Billbo, my dear friend
I am very glad to see you are here!!! We need help against this vampbearire!!!!!

Incomptinence · Thu Mar 12, 2015 11:50 pm

yes my friend this fellowship will last 4ever

Billbo has examined the bear ducking.
*pre-emptively ducks and imitates the bear so he gets him if he ducks*
Get's ready to hobit kirri

fagboy420 · Post by **fagboy420** » Thu Mar 12, 2015 11:54 pm #75248

yumps over to where you two are

fucing asshoels....tohught weoUY YOU WERER GOIGN THAVE A AN ADVENTURE WIHTHOUT ME ????

captain sawrge · Thu Mar 12, 2015 11:58 pm

Aha Jorussel my good friend id never forget a man of your stature...
This is the beginning of a......
Strange Journey....................................
*meancing*

fagboy420 · Post by **fagboy420** » Thu Mar 12, 2015 11:58 pm #75250

I spin around in my computer chair to face my brother, fingers steepled villain-style. "Captain Sawrge," I say in a classically deep and powerful tone, "we meet again!" Cue the pause for my evil laughter. "Broaching the territory of my lair is strictly prohibited! Well, unless one knocks first."

Tunaguy · Post by **Tunaguy** » Thu Mar 12, 2015 11:59 pm #75251

name: Jojohn Zena
age: 18
eyes: deep icey blue
hair: brown
favorite band: Nine Inch Nails
theme music:

jojohn is actually the son of Bardock, the long lost Super Hamon, who saved the earth from the vampire-pillarmen hybrids back in the roman period of times. he lives in canada fighting the evil yetimancers but sometimes goes to america so he can eat something other than poutine or tim hortons he hates vampires gays and pillarmane

stand: bangarang
power: can pinch people and they explode also its fingers can move wherver so it can pinch anyone anywhere

fartman · Post by **fartman** » Fri Mar 13, 2015 12:00 am #75252

*looks around at all the people that somethow survivde his machine blast
m*ther F*rickers.....
shoots everyone to completely ded and they cant avoid it even with their stand powers becuse his mcchineguns are anti stand made of ghostium

now your all dead. and I WILL RULE THE WORLD
*tkaes a long draw of his cigerate and comnteplated all the sufering in the world *thinknig to himself damn i think im ght have ciontributed to the sufering... oh well its too late now........

danno · Post by **danno** » Fri Mar 13, 2015 12:00 am #75253

『OOOOOOORRRRRRRRYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO』
[your good... better then i thought...]

『AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA』
[DIDNT THOUGTH ENOUGH]

-DANNO RIPS BILBO BADGINS APARTHEID-

fagboy420 · Post by **fagboy420** » Fri Mar 13, 2015 12:04 am #75255

ヽ｀ヽ｀、ヽヽ｀ヽ｀、｀ヽ｀、ヽヽ｀ヽ｀、ヽヽ｀ヽ、ヽヽヽ｀ヽ｀、ヽヽ｀ヽ｀、｀ヽ｀、ヽヽ｀ヽ｀、ヽヽ｀ヽ、ヽヽヽ｀ヽ｀、ヽヽ｀ヽ｀、｀ヽ｀、ヽヽ｀ヽ｀、ヽヽ｀ヽ、ヽヽヽ｀ヽ｀、ヽヽ｀ヽ｀、｀ヽ｀、ヽヽ｀ヽ｀、ヽヽ｀ヽ、ヽヽヽ｀ヽ｀、ヽヽ｀ヽ｀、｀ヽ｀、ヽヽ｀ヽ｀、ヽヽ｀ヽ、ヽヽ༼ຈ ل͜ຈ༽ﾉ•︻̷┻̿═━一 hoho haha shrapnelヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ•︻̷┻̿═━一ヽ｀ヽ｀、ヽヽ｀ヽ｀、｀ヽ｀、ヽヽ｀ヽ｀、ヽヽ｀ヽ、ヽヽヽ｀ヽ｀、ヽヽ｀ヽ｀、｀ヽ｀、ヽヽ｀ヽ｀、ヽヽ｀ヽ、ヽヽヽ｀ヽ｀、ヽヽ｀ヽ｀、｀ヽ｀、ヽヽ｀ヽ｀、ヽヽ｀ヽ、ヽヽヽ｀ヽ｀、ヽヽ｀ヽ｀、｀ヽ｀、ヽヽ｀ヽ｀、ヽヽ｀ヽ、ヽヽ

*puts shrapnel down right on your fucking stupid head*

Tunaguy · Post by **Tunaguy** » Fri Mar 13, 2015 12:04 am #75256

*jojon uses his stand to unexplode bilbo because he was hit so hard by bear that it looked liek he explode but now he isnt because i used my stand on him*
my time is now

fartman · Post by **fartman** » Fri Mar 13, 2015 12:04 am #75257

*johnyny wakes up.... what it was all jus a dream.

guys! i just posed as a 12 ry old girl an this guy wants to mee tso lets meet him and give him a BIG surprise.........

fagboy420 · Post by **fagboy420** » Fri Mar 13, 2015 12:06 am #75258

*looks at your BIG SURPRISE

*

lets go.... get thme!!!

Incomptinence · Fri Mar 13, 2015 12:06 am

Billbo put one one ring and ducks and covers. Unexploding is very traumatic morale check failed.

The more u know: With no sauron in world one ring totally safe invisibilities: THe moar you know

Tunaguy · Post by **Tunaguy** » Fri Mar 13, 2015 12:08 am #75260

fool
*uses his stand to explode errvyty hing around bilbo so now hes covered in dust and plank*
i can see you
*takes ring
u can't c me

fartman · Post by **fartman** » Fri Mar 13, 2015 12:09 am #75261

the predatorman is siting on a park bench and says " oh hello sirs i anm just enjoying the day" he looks scared

*

jonhy says.

(whispers to he team 'what shall we do 2 him guys>?'

Incomptinence · Fri Mar 13, 2015 12:09 am

Billbo Takes on appearance of a dog and imitates a howl a oack of wild dogz comes looking fo tunaguy

RUH ROH MY PRECIOUS RAGGY

fartman · Post by **fartman** » Fri Mar 13, 2015 12:10 am #75263

MAYBE WE SHOULD HNAD OUT SOME>............. JO JUSTISE

danno · Post by **danno** » Fri Mar 13, 2015 12:10 am #75264

『RRRHRHAHRRGIIINTTHEEARRMMSSOFFFANANGELRHRHGHARHGHARg』
[AUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIHJHHHHHHHHH]

『AAARHRHGHRKAGHHHAHRHRUFUCUCCKKYOUSTUPIDIDBITCH』
[NOW YOU DO ME LIKE THIS NOW, BIBO? NOW YOU DO ME LIKE THIS NOW? CALM THE FUCK DOWN, BUFFALO]

hey dido was pretty cute

fagboy420 · Post by **fagboy420** » Fri Mar 13, 2015 12:11 am #75265

busts IN **front of the imh

fucking IDIOT now he

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if(message)

FELL RIGHT INTO OUR TRAP

YU AWRE QA PRERVERY ANYOU WILL BE EXECUTED!!!

Tunaguy · Post by **Tunaguy** » Fri Mar 13, 2015 12:12 am #75266

*jojohn stops boulder about to run ofver dog and they all look like

Incomptinence · Fri Mar 13, 2015 12:12 am

Billbo is ignoring bear he wants his ring back and all dogs set to smelling jojon.

DOG LOYALTY COMPROMISED SIDE QUEST ROB BUTCHERY TO REMASTER HONDS

captain sawrge · Fri Mar 13, 2015 12:12 am

Die dannO!!! Die you bitch!!!! Die!!!!
SUPER.......HAMON.........MEGA.........KIRRU...........SPIRRU...........DURRIRRU...............OVADURIVU!!!!!!!!!11

Incomptinence · Fri Mar 13, 2015 12:15 am

Buffalo rolls a 2 and butcher finds him burglin.

STAND USE butcher cuts copy of himself GAIN MAN MEAT gain MAN SKIN. Billbo changes clothes.

Apply meat 2 dogz +20 loyalty hobbitz best friend status = true

World's first dogs allowed butchers open

fartman · Post by **fartman** » Fri Mar 13, 2015 12:30 am #75273

*uses his stand as a ladder to stand on so he can slam jumpo onto the preadrotor
DIE
DIE
the predater is killed instantly.

fartman · Post by **fartman** » Fri Mar 13, 2015 12:36 am #75274

*as he sales thorugh the air heavnly music bengins to emination from the air around his body

[youtube]tgIqecROs5M[/youtube] "i always hated u, u mother f*cker. i will clean all the sh8t and scu mm of the streets, scum like u.i will cleanse this stupid world of whitekind""

*he pulls out his m203 heartbaet sensor s from under his trenchcoat and fires a volly of granades at all scum you can seeh is mouth twist in2 a smile as the black sky lihgts up around him

'm*ther f*ccers.......'

danno · Post by **danno** » Fri Mar 13, 2015 12:40 am #75275

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
[ALLLL BYYY MYYY SEEELLFFFFF DONT WANNA ABEEEE ALLL BYYYY MSMMMMYYLLSEEELLFFFF]

captain sawrge · Fri Mar 13, 2015 12:42 am

danno · Post by **danno** » Fri Mar 13, 2015 12:42 am #75277

ducks

fartman · Post by **fartman** » Fri Mar 13, 2015 12:43 am #75279

*tricks dano brando into ducking being alive

i slained him. im the most power ful stand in the world now.....

danno · Post by **danno** » Fri Mar 13, 2015 12:47 am #75281

ducks his post^

{LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII]
[IT WILL BE YEEAAAAAAAARRRRR BEFORE YOU CAN FACE ME, SPIDER-MANNO]

Incomptinence · Fri Mar 13, 2015 12:48 am

Baloney pre chewed now on special.

ColonicAcid · Post by **ColonicAcid** » Fri Mar 13, 2015 12:51 am #75284

They spoke of this day in the old testament. The day of reckoning is here, ragnarok has come and we must all face judgement.

God have mercy on all our souls and forgive us for our trespasses and memepasses

fartman · Post by **fartman** » Fri Mar 13, 2015 12:53 am #75285

hello im fartman i was rping as johny y murder in the old jojos rp thread but for some rason i cant post their anymore????????????

danno · Post by **danno** » Fri Mar 13, 2015 12:53 am #75286

some idiot deleted it
probably on accident because no human would ever do that on purpose

ColonicAcid · Post by **ColonicAcid** » Fri Mar 13, 2015 12:55 am #75288

The memes surpassed any fathomable amount.

Hundred thousand people used to meme here, now it's a ghost town.

fartman · Post by **fartman** » Fri Mar 13, 2015 12:55 am #75289

is my charater saved anyway or do i have to make hmi again >.<

Loonikus · Post by **Loonikus** » Fri Mar 13, 2015 12:56 am #75291

ColonicAcid wrote:The memes surpassed any fathomable amount.

Hundred thousand people used to meme here, now it's a ghost town.

Pretty much this. The memetic backround radiation became so great even I, a veteran memer of dank memes, could not bear to keep up.

ColonicAcid · Post by **ColonicAcid** » Fri Mar 13, 2015 12:56 am #75292

To first save your character you must save your inner self.

To first face enemy stands you must face your inner demons.

fartman · Post by **fartman** » Fri Mar 13, 2015 12:57 am #75294

idk what that means LOL but i made my oc picture =D

[img]http://i.imgur.com/uHxqehg.png[/img

fartman · Post by **fartman** » Fri Mar 13, 2015 12:58 am #75295

whoosp try again!!!

ColonicAcid · Post by **ColonicAcid** » Fri Mar 13, 2015 12:59 am #75296

U know perfectly, u just have to look inside yourself.

Either that or you have amnesia becuz I could tell from a mile away who u were nigga step up your game.

Fuckin 5ft4 forward smh u ain't no Michael Jordan

ColonicAcid · Post by **ColonicAcid** » Fri Mar 13, 2015 1:02 am #75297

Write me another ransom letter using alfabeti spaghetti and maybe I'll answer you self doubt tbh

fartman · Post by **fartman** » Fri Mar 13, 2015 1:04 am #75299

OK its back!! =D

fartman · Post by **fartman** » Fri Mar 13, 2015 1:05 am #75300

*cocks his winkchester 1987

"alright i think with oyur guys support i can beat my depresion... but first lets shoot some desaerving fellows right?? right!!

ColonicAcid · Post by **ColonicAcid** » Fri Mar 13, 2015 1:07 am #75303

How do I use killstreaks guys.

I got the uav and the ac 130 how do I...

danno · Post by **danno** » Fri Mar 13, 2015 1:07 am #75304

『wWWAROROROROORGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHAHHAHAHRHGHGHGHG』
[Nani......... something felt strange....... like it wasnt anymore for a minute anymore................]

fartman · Post by **fartman** » Fri Mar 13, 2015 1:08 am #75305

)((ok i updated my stand image

))

ColonicAcid · Post by **ColonicAcid** » Fri Mar 13, 2015 1:09 am #75306

Danno deVito you gay big fat baby tell me how I fucking use my ac130 you piece of shiiiiiiiiiit

fagboy420 · Post by **fagboy420** » Fri Mar 13, 2015 1:10 am #75307

yumps really fucking hard back into he bar and slits your pig throat

OUTTA MY WAY STAND FUCKING SHITS

*steps roihgt on top of you and oyu get fucked right your assho*e