Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Remie Richards · Wed Nov 18, 2015 8:31 pm

Bottom post of the previous page:

I hate people that post a picture that's faked.
I mean, if you're going to try to argue something don't base it on lies.
if you're just memeing, that your tastes are bad.

Deitus · Post by **Deitus** » Wed Nov 18, 2015 8:36 pm #134554

Remie Richards wrote:I hate people that post a picture that's faked.
I mean, if you're going to try to argue something don't base it on lies.
if you're just memeing, that your tastes are bad.

isnt your avatar from the comic about the feral kid that was cultured but turned out to be a guy?

Remie Richards · Wed Nov 18, 2015 8:40 pm

Deitus wrote:
Remie Richards wrote:I hate people that post a picture that's faked.
I mean, if you're going to try to argue something don't base it on lies.
if you're just memeing, that your tastes are bad.
isnt your avatar from the comic about the feral kid that was cultured but turned out to be a guy?

You're the first person to know that without asking lol, ya.

Nienhaus · Post by **Nienhaus** » Wed Nov 18, 2015 9:58 pm #134574

Remie Richards wrote:
Deitus wrote:
Remie Richards wrote:I hate people that post a picture that's faked.
I mean, if you're going to try to argue something don't base it on lies.
if you're just memeing, that your tastes are bad.
isnt your avatar from the comic about the feral kid that was cultured but turned out to be a guy?
You're the first person to know that without asking lol, ya.

But I asked you about it months ago and I was right.

Remie Richards · Thu Nov 19, 2015 8:17 am

Nienhaus wrote:
Remie Richards wrote:
Deitus wrote:
Remie Richards wrote:I hate people that post a picture that's faked.
I mean, if you're going to try to argue something don't base it on lies.
if you're just memeing, that your tastes are bad.
isnt your avatar from the comic about the feral kid that was cultured but turned out to be a guy?
You're the first person to know that without asking lol, ya.
But I asked you about it months ago and I was right.

Did you!?

Ricotez · Post by **Ricotez** » Thu Nov 19, 2015 9:26 am #134714

I got another job offer on LinkedIn

they're all after my dick degree in cyber security

wish I already had it...

Malkevin · Post by **Malkevin** » Thu Nov 19, 2015 10:38 am #134726

Go for it, they want the skills not the paper that says you have those skills.

Nienhaus · Post by **Nienhaus** » Thu Nov 19, 2015 12:13 pm #134735

Remie Richards wrote:
Nienhaus wrote:
Remie Richards wrote:
Deitus wrote:
Remie Richards wrote:I hate people that post a picture that's faked.
I mean, if you're going to try to argue something don't base it on lies.
if you're just memeing, that your tastes are bad.
isnt your avatar from the comic about the feral kid that was cultured but turned out to be a guy?
You're the first person to know that without asking lol, ya.
But I asked you about it months ago and I was right.
Did you!?

Yeah.

420weedscopes · Thu Nov 19, 2015 1:07 pm

this week's changelog will consist of me looking & feeling like shit
being in a hurricane for half a week will do that to you
fuck dude
hate

EndgamerAzari · Thu Nov 19, 2015 5:24 pm

Dammit.

My car wouldn't start Tuesday night and it was in the shop all day yesterday. They thought it might just be a bad battery, but they replaced it and it still won't start, so now they're gonna have to tow it into the shop and open it up to look at it. This is gonna be expensive.

LiamLime · Post by **LiamLime** » Fri Nov 20, 2015 3:18 am #134928

Hey guys, remmember when Google had serifs in its logo, wasn't that dumb of them?

TheWiznard · Post by **TheWiznard** » Fri Nov 20, 2015 3:21 am #134929

LiamLime wrote:Hey guys, remmember when Google had serifs in its logo, wasn't that dumb of them?

google should do comic sans for april fools

Takeguru · Post by **Takeguru** » Fri Nov 20, 2015 3:35 pm #135006

Sister brought home egg nog yesterday

Tried it

Turned the bathroom into a warzone because it wasn't real egg nog, some probiotic shit that only has the tiniest portion of milk in it and no eggs whatsoever
I still can't keep food down

Deitus · Post by **Deitus** » Fri Nov 20, 2015 4:51 pm #135017

we're supposed to get a shitton of rain today that will then transform into 11 inches of snow

11

inches

fuck midwest weather.

EndgamerAzari · Fri Nov 20, 2015 6:42 pm

Goddammit, my car is still in the shop and it probably won't be done today. I had plans this weekend, too.

Deitus · Post by **Deitus** » Fri Nov 20, 2015 10:32 pm #135090

EndgamerAzari wrote:Goddammit, my car is still in the shop and it probably won't be done today. I had plans this weekend, too.

pfffffft, who needs to go out on weekends when you have spessmen? fuckin' normie.

in other news i wonder why the guys in my dorm always moan super loudly and sexually whenever they play smash bros

seriously its like 4-6 guys in there and they're just like "myoOoOoOoh yeah spam that laser boi" and "oh baby im gonna smash im gonna smash...!"

it gets kind of awkward at times, even if they're being ironic :C

EndgamerAzari · Fri Nov 20, 2015 10:57 pm

Deitus wrote:
EndgamerAzari wrote:Goddammit, my car is still in the shop and it probably won't be done today. I had plans this weekend, too.
pfffffft, who needs to go out on weekends when you have spessmen? fuckin' normie.

I was gonna go play board games and other nerd shit you fuckin' pud

Deitus · Post by **Deitus** » Fri Nov 20, 2015 11:50 pm #135113

EndgamerAzari wrote:
Deitus wrote:
EndgamerAzari wrote:Goddammit, my car is still in the shop and it probably won't be done today. I had plans this weekend, too.
pfffffft, who needs to go out on weekends when you have spessmen? fuckin' normie.
I was gonna go play board games and other nerd shit you fuckin' pud

nice try normie you cant fool me, pics or it didnt happen/wasnt going to happen

Malkevin · Post by **Malkevin** » Sat Nov 21, 2015 2:50 am #135149

Having seen your picture I decided to peek my head out of the window...

Fucking snow down near Leeds too!

Remie Richards · Sat Nov 21, 2015 3:30 am

Ok what the hell.
I just looked out of *MY* window and everything's covered in snow!

England what are you DOING.

Screemonster · Sat Nov 21, 2015 3:32 am

Meanwhile in Edinburgh it isn't even raining. WHAT.

Takeguru · Post by **Takeguru** » Sat Nov 21, 2015 5:42 am #135175

What is "snow"

Deitus · Post by **Deitus** » Sat Nov 21, 2015 6:13 am #135180

reminder that you will be hearing christmas carols within 7 days.

TheWiznard · Post by **TheWiznard** » Sat Nov 21, 2015 6:15 am #135181

Takeguru wrote:What is "snow"

It's pretty much a glimpse into the depths of hell. A frozen chaos brewed in the darkest recesses of the Lucifer's Dungeon

fuck snow I hate it

Ricotez · Post by **Ricotez** » Sat Nov 21, 2015 12:50 pm #135209

Deitus wrote:reminder that you will be hearing christmas carols within 7 days.

another month of happy-go-lucky recycled-every-year musical bullshit

Remie Richards · Sat Nov 21, 2015 1:53 pm

>Within 7 days

Hahahahaha I wish.
It's been happening since p.much the day after Halloween.

also the snow didn't settle surprisingly, so the perfect white blanket is now GONE ;_;

Zilenan91 · Post by **Zilenan91** » Sat Nov 21, 2015 5:44 pm #135232

AYY TORNADOES IN CALIFORNIA THIS IS AN EXPECTED AND WELCOME WEATHER PATTERN

Deitus · Post by **Deitus** » Sat Nov 21, 2015 7:27 pm #135244

Ricotez wrote: another month of happy-go-lucky recycled-every-year musical bullshit

>month

hahahhahahahahah yeah right, try 2 months minimum

Ricotez · Post by **Ricotez** » Sat Nov 21, 2015 10:10 pm #135261

I guess one of the good things about living in the Netherlands is that we have Saint Nicholas' Eve on December 5th and the christmas songs usually don't start until after that

on the other hand you cannot go 10 meters without seeing something related to Saint Nicholas in November

Malkevin · Post by **Malkevin** » Sat Nov 21, 2015 10:14 pm #135263

Had to take codeine pain killers after my ear operation.
Codeine is basically a weakened form of morphine, which is an opiate like heroin.

Stopped taking them the other day...
Remember that scene in trainspotting where Rentboy was saying what the effects of heroin are on the bowels and then what happens to him because his last hit was wearing off?

Yeah.... I only wish it was as easy as it was in the film. Felt like trying to push a stone out.

TheWiznard · Post by **TheWiznard** » Sat Nov 21, 2015 10:37 pm #135265

got like 4 inches *of snow* so a far northern indiana. fml

420weedscopes · Sun Nov 22, 2015 6:23 pm

>literally all of the uk got snow
>except for the worcester/malvern area
t h a n k s

TheWiznard · Post by **TheWiznard** » Mon Nov 23, 2015 3:58 pm #135737

420weedscopes wrote:>literally all of the uk got snow
>except for the worcester/malvern area
t h a n k s

thankfully I had to cut up 6 deer all day yesterday and didn't have to spend any time in the snow. I think I'm weirdly getting used to de-boning & grinding deer up.

EndgamerAzari · Mon Nov 23, 2015 4:05 pm

It was 18F (about -8C) out this morning and the heat in the office broke. It's back on now, but a building this big and old takes FOREVER to warm up.

420weedscopes · Mon Nov 23, 2015 5:36 pm

TheWiznard wrote:thankfully I had to cut up 6 deer all day yesterday and didn't have to spend any time in the snow. I think I'm weirdly getting used to de-boning & grinding deer up.

nice
venison tasty af

Wyzack · Post by **Wyzack** » Mon Nov 23, 2015 5:49 pm #135762

Up here in canadaland we got snow too, and it looks like it is here to stay. Kinda sucks, but the in between slushy melty bullshit is way worse in my opinion

TheWiznard · Post by **TheWiznard** » Mon Nov 23, 2015 6:54 pm #135779

420weedscopes wrote:
TheWiznard wrote:thankfully I had to cut up 6 deer all day yesterday and didn't have to spend any time in the snow. I think I'm weirdly getting used to de-boning & grinding deer up.
nice
venison tasty af

We tend to make burgers out of it mostly but this year we left some stew meat and some chops. And it lasts us pretty much the whole year and really saves on food money when your income is lower than 5k a year

EndgamerAzari · Mon Nov 23, 2015 7:57 pm

Finally got my car back after five days without it. Ran me $600 but at least I'm mobile again.

Deitus · Post by **Deitus** » Mon Nov 23, 2015 11:34 pm #135843

EndgamerAzari wrote:Finally got my car back after five days without it. Ran me $600 but at least I'm mobile again.

>winter
>going outside

literally why

EndgamerAzari · Tue Nov 24, 2015 2:36 am

Deitus wrote:
EndgamerAzari wrote:Finally got my car back after five days without it. Ran me $600 but at least I'm mobile again.
>winter
>going outside

literally why

Because I have a damn job and I own a coat.

Post by **oranges** » Tue Nov 24, 2015 11:34 am #135998

Yeah tell em boi

EndgamerAzari · Tue Nov 24, 2015 4:46 pm

Got an email from Georgia State saying that they're working on setting up my travel arrangements for my interview next week. Even if I don't get this job, it'll be nice to go to Atlanta for a day.

Deitus · Post by **Deitus** » Tue Nov 24, 2015 7:32 pm #136072

EndgamerAzari wrote:
Deitus wrote:
EndgamerAzari wrote:Finally got my car back after five days without it. Ran me $600 but at least I'm mobile again.
>winter
>going outside

literally why
Because I have a damn job and I own a coat.

>any year
>having a job rather than living off of good boy points
>there are people in the world that dont get to eat tendies every day

i almost feel bad for you

EndgamerAzari · Tue Nov 24, 2015 9:42 pm

I'm not certain we're speaking the same language any more.

420weedscopes · Wed Nov 25, 2015 6:10 pm

TheWiznard wrote:We tend to make burgers out of it

genius

Post by **oranges** » Thu Nov 26, 2015 5:46 am #136404

Damn normies get out of my board reeeeeeeeeeeee

Remie Richards · Thu Nov 26, 2015 8:22 am

A piece of hair moved in front of my face and I dropped my glasses because I thought it was a spider on me...
*sigh* what a good start to today.

Avatar truly appropriate for this, 8 o'clock is stupid.

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Thu Nov 26, 2015 9:22 am #136430

Hah, I got up earlier than that and was fine.

Except for the empty fridge. Need to go foraging...

Ricotez · Post by **Ricotez** » Thu Nov 26, 2015 11:50 am #136438

I spent an entire seminar today recovering my password for the login I needed for the seminar

EDIT: oh boy, the webmaster wasn't happy with that, rather than telling me the reset password he instead gave me a riddle to guess it...

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Thu Nov 26, 2015 12:43 pm #136443

That's a new one.

Better than when my password turned up invalid and not even one of our local doctorates in computer science could figure out why until an hour later.

Ricotez · Post by **Ricotez** » Thu Nov 26, 2015 6:55 pm #136499

the riddle was that he broke my password in half, added the same salt to both the pieces and then generated MD5 hashes from them. my job was to recover the original halves of the password from those hashes, the salt and the knowledge that the full password consisted of 8 lower-case letters. so actually not really a riddle, more of a puzzle.

I don't know how much you guys know about hashes, but the point of a good hash is that you can't reverse it. the best solution i could find was to bruteforce all possibilities and compare which hashes matched the two that were given, which wasn't that hard fortunately since there were only 4 variable characters for the inputs of both hashes. that means that in worst case you only have to do 26^4 computations, which is cheese cake for a computer. once i solved all the compiler errors the program i wrote to do it for me finished in less than 10 seconds.

i submitted the code to him to rub it in his face that he has to come up with something better before i beg him to give my password to me.