/tg/Station 13

by **ColonicAcid** » Sun Jul 31, 2016 10:23 pm #200096

i will fucking slap u

by **TheWiznard** » Sun Jul 31, 2016 11:25 pm #200112

colonic can't be a leader because everyone who follows him dies

by **EndgamerAzari** » Mon Aug 01, 2016 2:18 pm #200226

420weedscopes wrote:
Maccus wrote:colonic looks and sounds like he wants to play league professionally

Still the most outright uncivilized thing I've ever seen

by **Jacough** » Mon Aug 01, 2016 10:56 pm #200294

Sent a warning out to the other Oxford houses in my area not to let this guy we kicked out last night for relapsing move in. The guy drank four tall boys in his room and wandered into the kitchen completely wasted so we kicked him out on the spot (general rule of Oxford is that if you relapse you've got 15 minutes to pack your shit and get the fuck out, but if you're intoxicated you're not even allowed in the house). That's not all though. We had a guy moving in the next morning and while this guy was wasted he:
- pissed in a waste basket that was in his room
- left his beer cans strewn on the floor along with a couple more unopened tall boys stashed in the closet
- spat a huge gob of chew on the carpet
- left empty soda bottles filled with chew spit all over the fucking room
- spat EVEN MORE chew on someone's towel in the downstairs bathroom
- kept demanding we let him stay and even tried bribing us with beer

I've lived in three Oxford houses for the past year or so, seen people relapse and get kicked out, but I have never had any housemates do something as disgusting and disrespectful as this, hence the reason I was salty enough to warn the other houses about the cock sucker instead of letting them figure it out the hard way.

This post was deleted by Jacough on Mon Aug 01, 2016 11:24 pm.
Reason: oops double post

by **420weedscopes** » Tue Aug 02, 2016 2:40 am #200328

the flu is fuckin bad
somebody pet

by **oranges** » Tue Aug 02, 2016 8:42 am #200360

I'm late but dogs are literally the best pet, cats can't even compete with that shit.

by **IrishWristWatch0** » Tue Aug 02, 2016 11:02 am #200375

Jacough wrote:
four tall boys
completely wasted

Lmao. Either he's a massive bitch or i have alcoholism.

by **Remie Richards** » Tue Aug 02, 2016 11:03 am #200376

oranges wrote:I'm late but cats are literally the best pet, dogs can't even compete with that shit.

by **Screemonster** » Tue Aug 02, 2016 11:30 pm #200515

IrishWristWatch0 wrote:
Jacough wrote:
four tall boys
completely wasted

Lmao. Either he's a massive bitch or i have alcoholism.

Other way around.

Actual full-on alcoholics lose their tolerance for alcohol and like one drink can get them wasted 'cause their liver just gives up on processing it.

by **Timbrewolf** » Wed Aug 03, 2016 12:07 am #200521

>http://www.brad21.org/bac_charts.html

Looking at this chart I should definitely be dead from some of the shit I've pulled.
I've had two bottles of wine by myself multiple times, which is so much alcohol it's not even on the chart. Tops out at "DEATH POSSIBLE" and then stops.

by **XSI** » Wed Aug 03, 2016 2:11 am #200539

Depends on if it was good wine, or just the junk they top off with water

by **IrishWristWatch0** » Wed Aug 03, 2016 3:14 am #200549

Screemonster wrote:
IrishWristWatch0 wrote:
Jacough wrote:
four tall boys
completely wasted

Lmao. Either he's a massive bitch or i have alcoholism.

Other way around.

Actual full-on alcoholics lose their tolerance for alcohol and like one drink can get them wasted 'cause their liver just gives up on processing it.

Oh ok ill take that knowledge and drink more. Drunk Irish return this Friday 10pm EST. 2une into Sybil for bans.

by **Malkevin** » Wed Aug 03, 2016 4:21 pm #200612

Since having my gallbladder out my alcohol tolerance has gone to shit.

by **EndgamerAzari** » Wed Aug 03, 2016 9:04 pm #200635

I'm going to try something once I start this Software Guild program next month. I'm going to be in a new environment with new people, so I'm going to try to reinvent myself as someone with a more positive outlook and not be constantly talking about how inept I think I am all the time.

by **THE MIGHTY GALVATRON** » Wed Aug 03, 2016 9:15 pm #200636

EndgamerAzari wrote:I'm going to try something once I start this Software Guild program next month. I'm going to be in a new environment with new people, so I'm going to try to reinvent myself as someone with a more positive outlook and not be constantly talking about how inept I think I am all the time.

Oh oh oh! You can also give yourself a new name, call yourself The D or something.

by **EndgamerAzari** » Wed Aug 03, 2016 9:17 pm #200637

THE MIGHTY GALVATRON wrote:
EndgamerAzari wrote:I'm going to try something once I start this Software Guild program next month. I'm going to be in a new environment with new people, so I'm going to try to reinvent myself as someone with a more positive outlook and not be constantly talking about how inept I think I am all the time.

Oh oh oh! You can also give yourself a new name, call yourself The D or something.

It's a shame I'm not more assertive because there are SO MANY pick-up lines open to me because my name starts with D.

by **nsos** » Wed Aug 03, 2016 9:30 pm #200639

one guy i knew called himself dagger dick

he's in jail now

by **EndgamerAzari** » Wed Aug 03, 2016 9:31 pm #200640

Good thing he's got a built-in shiv

by **Wyzack** » Wed Aug 03, 2016 9:48 pm #200644

If he is in jail then Dagger Dick is up for grabs dude!

Also be sure to brag to everyone about your internet fanclub and show them all the pictures Wiznard made

by **Timbrewolf** » Thu Aug 04, 2016 1:41 am #200668

My initials are DTF.

Like, no, seriously those are my actual initials.

by **captain sawrge** » Thu Aug 04, 2016 6:49 am #200720

i hate working my shitty minimum wage job but the idea of going to school makes me insanely fucking anxious but i guess that's life

by **420weedscopes** » Thu Aug 04, 2016 12:08 pm #200746

An0n3 wrote:My initials are DTF.

Like, no, seriously those are my actual initials.

Dad That Farts

by **Wyzack** » Thu Aug 04, 2016 3:06 pm #200757

Cosmic that is pretty rough dude. One of the worst parts of growing up is losing a lot of your old friends, they just kind of peel away even when you make some effort to retain them.

by **EndgamerAzari** » Thu Aug 04, 2016 4:51 pm #200770

420weedscopes wrote:
An0n3 wrote:My initials are DTF.

Like, no, seriously those are my actual initials.

Dad That Farts

When I was a kid, one time after reading me a bedtime story, my dad ripped one right before he left my room and the whole place smelled like deviled eggs for half an hour.

by **DrPillzRedux** » Thu Aug 04, 2016 6:00 pm #200785

I decided to strike while the iron is hot and take up that offer my previous employers competitor gave me. Hired an hour after arriving and a $1000 signing bonus.

Now what to spend it on.

by **DemonFiren** » Thu Aug 04, 2016 6:03 pm #200787

I'll gladly take it.
Expect many beautiful lizards.

by **EndgamerAzari** » Thu Aug 04, 2016 6:05 pm #200788

DrPillzRedux wrote:Now what to spend it on.

Be responsible and put it into savings. Feel mature while trying to ignore the implications that every good thing that happens to you as an adult must be used towards a non-fun end.

by **Wyzack** » Thu Aug 04, 2016 6:15 pm #200795

Spend every dime on garbage from the dollar store, melt down all the plastic and use it to cast a gigantic statue of something dumb

by **Malkevin** » Thu Aug 04, 2016 6:41 pm #200796

I have my money in savings.
Every year it gains a bit of more whilst actually loosing much more.

Low interest rates in a high inflation economy only benefit the irresponsible.
Pension plans are basically fucked.

Speaking of pensions.
I've realised that by the time I reach retirement age the retirement age will probably be close to 70.
This means two things:
1. I've got another forty fucking years of work ahead of me, I'm already tired of it...
2. Given that I've had to have two surgeries this past year and I've lead a far from healthy lifestyle... I'll probably be dead before I collect my first pension slip anyway

Maybe its time to blow all my cash on a hot red sports car and drive about drunk with the top down?

by **XSI** » Thu Aug 04, 2016 9:43 pm #200831

I'd say don't put it all into savings, buy yourself something nice and maybe take the parents out to dinner at a restaurant. But do put some of it away for when you need it

As mentioned above, putting money into savings actually decreases the value thanks to inflation. That doesn't mean you should spend it all immediately, but it does mean that the economy is set up so that only a fool will sit on the money in a savings account

If you want to keep it for later, you need an investment fund that will outperform inflation at the least. And that's pretty hard to get into if you don't have loadsamoney. And it risks losing the money if the investments are shit

by **Remie Richards** » Thu Aug 04, 2016 9:50 pm #200838

Malkevin wrote:I have my money in savings.
Every year it gains a bit of more whilst actually loosing much more.

Low interest rates in a high inflation economy only benefit the irresponsible.
Pension plans are basically fucked.

Speaking of pensions.
I've realised that by the time I reach retirement age the retirement age will probably be close to 70.
This means two things:
1. I've got another forty fucking years of work ahead of me, I'm already tired of it...
2. Given that I've had to have two surgeries this past year and I've lead a far from healthy lifestyle... I'll probably be dead before I collect my first pension slip anyway

Maybe its time to blow all my cash on a hot red sports car and drive about drunk with the top down?

I assume this was written post-knowing about the recent interest rate cuts in the UK.
which is sucky as butts.

by **Super Aggro Crag** » Thu Aug 04, 2016 10:12 pm #200845

I'm sick of people calling me a terf. Its rude and inaccurate.

by **DemonFiren** » Thu Aug 04, 2016 10:44 pm #200854

A what now?

by **ColonicAcid** » Fri Aug 05, 2016 12:58 am #200905

OLYMPICS START SOON BOYS

THAT MEANS I GET TO WATCH WEIGHTLIFTING WITH A COUPLE OF SHIT WATERED DOWN KOREAN BEERS. I AM ROOTING FOR LU XIAOJUN TO BREAK THE SNATCH AND TOTAL WORLD RECORD JUST LIKE HE DID LAST OLYMPICS. There's also the sad matter that Ilya Ilyin got banned from doping allegations so no world record in the 105kg or gold medals for Kazakhstan in the 105kg category.

Oh yeah we also get to see this fuckin guy as well:

by **Screemonster** » Fri Aug 05, 2016 2:16 am #200943

Malkevin wrote:I have my money in savings.
Every year it gains a bit of more whilst actually loosing much more.

Low interest rates in a high inflation economy only benefit the irresponsible.
Pension plans are basically fucked.

This is why I just put extra cash into paying down my mortgage instead of paying extra into savings/pension. I'm never going to earn as much interest on my savings as I'd pay on an equivalent debt, so better to just minimize the latter.

by **nsos** » Fri Aug 05, 2016 4:04 am #200952

waiting for frank ocean album to release

by **nsos** » Fri Aug 05, 2016 4:09 am #200953

nsos wrote:waiting for frank ocean album to release

ready to cry bitch tears rn

by **nsos** » Fri Aug 05, 2016 4:23 am #200955

nsos wrote:
nsos wrote:waiting for frank ocean album to release

ready to cry bitch tears rn

where is it frank

by **Timbrewolf** » Fri Aug 05, 2016 2:24 pm #201000

Frank Ocean has a really nice voice and range but his lyrical rhythm is fucking awful.

It's like someone is reading a book while changing the pitch of their voice.

by **Timbrewolf** » Fri Aug 05, 2016 2:30 pm #201005

>the you're a workaholic on lunch break forced to take a half hour but you finished eating in ten minutes and want to get back on the clock

by **EndgamerAzari** » Fri Aug 05, 2016 3:13 pm #201011

>tfw you've got 18 days left at your job and there's hardly anything to do and you're all caught up on homework so you sit around like you're waiting to die

Also, my brother got promoted! He's now a Captain.

Fucker.

by **IrishWristWatch0** » Fri Aug 05, 2016 3:17 pm #201012

>tfw you have one year left of school so you're stuck here in this shithole and there's nothing you can do. Help

by **EndgamerAzari** » Fri Aug 05, 2016 3:28 pm #201015

I just raided the office medicine cabinet and took four kinds of cold/pain meds at once. LIVIN LA VIDA LOCA

by **Wyzack** » Fri Aug 05, 2016 3:36 pm #201016

Saw suicider squard last night. It was p okay. Will smiff was a decent deadshot, although they kinda changed his backstory a bunch. Captain Boomerang is like if the collective shitposting of every bogan in the island of straya became a sentient human. Big bad was kinda dumb.

by **Remie Richards** » Fri Aug 05, 2016 6:43 pm #201040

Another day, Another argument with my mother.

by **EndgamerAzari** » Fri Aug 05, 2016 8:42 pm #201058

See: why I try to minimize the amount of time I spend around my parents. I love them and owe them everything, but I plan my visits around the idea of avoiding idle time in their presence.

by **DrPillzRedux** » Sat Aug 06, 2016 4:02 am #201127

I'm on the last episode of Mad Men. Too soon.

by **IrishWristWatch0** » Sat Aug 06, 2016 1:36 pm #201152

My parents are visiting me this weekend. This used to be a quiet place. Help

by **XSI** » Sat Aug 06, 2016 4:24 pm #201164

It's okay

Visit implies they will leave again after the weekend. Just hold out