Best movies of 2015

[Rumpelstiltskin3]

What do you guys think were the best movies of 2015?

My picks:

Spoiler:

I haven't watched my most anticipated movie of the year though, wich is Hateful Eight, because movies always come out late in Brazil.

[Whoisthere]

Do you know that eyebags like in your user picture are caused by receiving anal sex from reptilians? They use anal sex as means to achieve mind control, most people of any significance in politics/business carry this mark.

[Rumpelstiltskin3]

Holy shit man I didn't know. Thanks for the tip I'll be sure to wear a condom next time I get fucked by my crocodile.

[LiamLime]

Frozen. Yeah, yeah, I know it's a 2013 movie, I watched it for the first time this year though.

[Cheimon]

The good:

Mad Max, Star Wars, Ex Machina

The bad:

Ant Man, Terminator Genisys

The okay:

Jurassic World, Age of Ultron, Inside Out, Spectre

[Ricotez]

Genisys was okay. Not a bad movie, but also not a contender for best movie.

Jurassic World was pretty good. Especially fond of the ending.

Star Wars was amazing.

However, my pick goes to Mad Max. Never have I seen a reboot that doesn't just take the essence of what made the originals so good, but also elevates it to an entirely new level.

[DemonFiren]

Mad Max is where the witnessing comes from, yes?

[Timbrewolf]

Top-Fucking-Tier:
Mad Max

I enjoyed this tier:
Hateful Eight, Age of Ultron

I enjoyed this even though it was bad tier:
Terminator Genisys

It's okay to admit it's shit denial tier:
Star Wars The Force Awakens

Probably pretty good but I never bothered to go see them tier:
Jurassic World, Ex Machina, Inside Out, Ant Man

[Takeguru]

Considering Star Wars is literally the only this-year movie I saw, I guess it's my pick for best movie of 2015 by default.

[IcePacks]

Top-Fucking-Tier:
Mad Max

p. shiny and chrome

i know real human beings who hate this movie for some reason

[Zilenan91]

Perturbed Maximilian is my vote for best flick. There was this family sitting behind me that were straight up cheering, they even got a few other families to cheer with them.

[Timbrewolf]

Top-Fucking-Tier:
Mad Max

p. shiny and chrome

i know real human beings who hate this movie for some reason

Haters never gonna get witnessed

[Zilenan91]

tfw some people will never live shiny and chrome in Valhalla

[Whoisthere]

Karate Dog obv

Is the Look of Silence 2015 or 2014?

Also I guess Mad Max

Also uh

[Mister_Doc]

I saw Mad Max three times, and one of those was in South Korea. Definitely my favorite movie of the year.

Star Wars was fun, better than I expected.

Inside Out was surprisingly heavy, overall enjoyable and clever

Age of Ultron was underwhelming

[Super Aggro Crag]

Mad Max: Gave me a boner from the sound alone. I wanted to mangle my cock in Furiosa's cybernetic hand. Movie of the year.

Ant Man: Was not only an enjoyable movie, was so good that my mom saw it and didn't ask me 100 fucking questions. If you didn't like this movie I'm going to use a syringe to give you an embolism in your dick.

Avengers Age of Ultron: Worst movie I've seen all year. Not only was it just filthy, nasty trash, I had the misfortune of going when the local Retard Zoo decided to let a bunch of Cosplaying Autists into the theatre who fucking shit themselves and bleated the entire time and would applaud every fucking Josh Weedon Quip. Guess how many Josh Weedon Quips there are in Age of Ultron? I couldn't tell you because I suffocated myself using my cotton candy bag in an attempt to end the pain.

Crimson Peak: I expected more Ghosts in this movie and less Tom Hiddleston's Pasty Ass and Incest, but it was nice to see a horror-ish movie with actual sets and production value instead of People in a Rich White People House And Then There Was a NOISE. I mean, that happened, but it was a fucking period piece and Guillermo Del Toro is an actual artist. Passing Grade.

[IcePacks]

whedon*

while i didn't hate it i will admit that literally every scene between black widow and hulk made me cringe

[Incomptinence]

Pgud: fury road, joy, heart of the sea, the martian. Kingsman

Aight: force awakens, age of ultron, Spectre,

Weird: F&F7

Trash: Jupiter Ascending, Tomorrowland, The Man From U.N.C.L.E.,

So bad even my nan didn't like it: Pan, The Last Witch Hunter

[Mister_Doc]

Oh yeah, Crimson Peak was a great Gothic period piece. The Babadook and It Follows were also great

[Super Aggro Crag]

whedon*

while i didn't hate it i will admit that literally every scene between black widow and hulk made me cringe

It's Josh Weedon because you have to be high ON WEED to laugh at any of his jokes

[Ricotez]

whedon*

while i didn't hate it i will admit that literally every scene between black widow and hulk made me cringe

It's Josh Weedon because you have to be high ON WEED to laugh at any of his jokes

[Drynwyn]

Number 1: Mad Max

Number 2: Kingsman: The Secret Service.

Number 3: Star Wars 7.

[Mister_Doc]

Did Kingsman come out last year? Man I watched it like 8 times on my flight to Korea

[Wyzack]

I heard it got bad reviews but I thought it was pretty good

[Luke Cox]

Oh yeah, Crimson Peak was a great Gothic period piece. The Babadook and It Follows were also great

I really enjoyed Crimson Peak. I blame the marketing for its subpar critical reception. If you go in expecting a horror movie, you are going to be disappointed.

[Drynwyn]

Did Kingsman come out last year? Man I watched it like 8 times on my flight to Korea

IMDB says it's USA release was February 2015.

I heard it got bad reviews but I thought it was pretty good

It's reviews were mixed. Current metascore is 58/100 critical (for those of you stuck on the video game 7-10 scale, 58/100 isn't awful for films); but that's made up of some very negative and some very positive reviews- so in general critics either really liked it or couldn't stand it.

[Mister_Doc]

I'm a big fan of over-the-top absurd shit (hence my massive boner for OP Man and JoJo) so I really enjoyed Kingsman. Also it was the only halfway good movie choice on my 13 hour long flight.

[Ricotez]

Kingsman is very good, it both embraces and deconstructs spy movie tropes

Spoiler:

the main villain is very genre savy and loves james bond movies, so he avoids (most of) the bad evil mastermind tropes but plays out the good ones

[Zilenan91]

Kingsman is fucking great. The church scene and the scene where all the things explode that I won't spoil were hilarious.