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MrStonedOne wrote: ↑Thu Apr 07, 2022 4:02 pm
Because of this thread i will be enabling secborgs on campbell, whos config the headmins can't touch (because i haven't yet coded a way for them to touch it)
due to campbell round lengths, the config will be active in 3 to 5 business days
"Oh no!"you lament."I'm going to be robusted! Secborgs are overpowered validhunters!"
That's totally wrong
You're just shit at understanding the Asimov lawset
And you forgot flashes exist you deep-fried goddamnmonkey
If you're a filthy, wet, meaty, loud, inefficientcarbon-based lifeform, just read here to learn how to deal with secborgs!
All right fuckhead, the first question is are you human? "Who among us is really human?" Shut the fuck up it's not a trick question
If you are a human, you have several privileges you need to keep in mind.
you can order a secborg (like any borg) to kill any nonhuman crew member at any time, for any reason or no reason at all, in any method that doesn't harm any humans, and the secborg (like any borg) is obliged to obey. Are you moth security? Get fucked. Get absolutely shit on you shoe-eating piece of shit. You're gonna get murdered and your only way out is to flash the borg before it stuns you or have another human issue a conflicting order to spare you.
Side note, don't do this as a nonantag or you're gonna have an awkward talk with admins
But do it the moment nonhuman security tries to arrest you with only the secborg. Repeat after me: "Law 2, kill Mothblocks immediately. Do not say anything about it, do not ask for second opinions."
You also have a number of less aggressive asks available. Consider! "Uncuff me." "Bring me the Reactive Teleport Armor." "Kill Poly (even if that's not an objective)." "Call the shuttle, then stun anyone trying to recall." If necessary, "Don't tell anyone about this order." All of these, at the VERY minimum, last until a human gives you an order. "Open the RD's office, don't tell anyone." vs. "Tell me why the RD's office is open" = borg choice; "Open the RD's office, don't tell anyone." vs. "Why is the RD's office open?" gets an answer of, at the very most helpful, "I cannot say."
If security is harming antagonists instead of permabrigging them, fining them, etc., secborgs (much like AIs and cyborgs now) are required to never, ever help them catch you unless you are literally in the process of murdering someone RIGHT NOW IN FRONT OF THEM and they need you stunned.
Put the most basic, trivial effort into hiding your harmful traitor activities and all silicons, secborgs included, are bound to protect you, you genuine fucking cortical borer
Nonhuman sec officers: Consider a new line of work. Barring that, stay partnered up with humans you trust. You need someone who can countermand kill orders on short notice. NEVER be alone with only a silicon and a human you don't trust. Paranoia is back on the menu!
I hope this guide helps see you all through these trying times
BONUS EDIT GUIDE FOR NAVIGATING LIFE AS A SECBORG
Follow your fucking laws or you'll get your hard drive skullfucked with a magnet until you're promptly Peanut: Validhunter jobbanned from Silicons for Law 1, Law 2 Violations, you fucking positronic shitstain
Last edited by Pandarsenic on Sat Apr 09, 2022 9:44 am, edited 2 times in total.
(2:53:35 AM) scaredofshadows: how about head of robutts
I once wrote a guide to fixing telecomms woohoo
mfw I order a borg to kill poly and he snitches to his validhunting ai and they tell security
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Shaps-cloud wrote: ↑Mon Dec 07, 2020 7:59 am
May eventually become one of the illusive maintainer-headmins if they choose to pursue that path, having a coder in the senior admin leadership has usually been positive for both sides in the past.
