a cuban pete christmas

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a cuban pete christmas

Post by stairmaster » #660158

It was an average shift when the clown noticed the present laden XMAS tree in the bar.

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Within was an admin RCD, an emag, two debug uplinks (one regular and one for operatives) both containing ten thousand in TC.

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Foolishly he threw the regular uplink away figuring the good shit was in the operative uplink. Some wandering bargoer immediately picked it up.

Meanwhile he explored his options.
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That was a bust but there was always plan B.

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Unfortunately the local wet blanket reider meza immediately spotted him frolicing and put a halt to his fun. Meanwhile the holder of the uplink had his own thing going on.

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To be continued...? (no because I forgot to take more screenshot before exiting out to see my ban message)

short story short a certain robbery victim, aggrieved at the actions of one reider meza, decided yolo and armed about ten or so bombs in the primary hall and dragged one to brig to make HoS pay. Results were mixed.

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Was he in the right or wrong? that's for future scholars to decide. the legend has ended and the history has begun.
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Re: a cuban pete christmas

Post by Vekter » #660159

Post a ban appeal like a normal person.
AliasTakuto wrote: Thu Jan 04, 2024 1:11 pm As for the ear replacing stuff, you can ask Anne but I don't think this is what I was banned for. If I was all I can say is "Sorry for being hilarious"...
Omega_DarkPotato wrote:This sucks, dude.
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PM: Bluespace->Delaron: Nobody wants a mime's asscheeks farting on their brig windows.

PM: REDACTED->HotelBravoLima: Oh come on, knowing that these are hostile aliens is metagaming

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Re: a cuban pete christmas

Post by stairmaster » #660160

I regret nothing.
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Re: a cuban pete christmas

Post by Kendrickorium » #660161

Vekter wrote: Fri Dec 23, 2022 2:01 am Post a ban appeal like a normal person.
shut up, vekter
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Re: a cuban pete christmas

Post by blackdav123 » #660165

free shouty
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Re: a cuban pete christmas

Post by Timberpoes » #660169

It's fine. It netted them a 180 minute server ban. Highly based, totally worth it and short server bans as clown are a damn medal of honour.
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Re: a cuban pete christmas

Post by Vekter » #660174

Kendrickorium wrote: Fri Dec 23, 2022 2:09 am
Vekter wrote: Fri Dec 23, 2022 2:01 am Post a ban appeal like a normal person.
shut up, vekter
I WILL NOT BE SILENCED
AliasTakuto wrote: Thu Jan 04, 2024 1:11 pm As for the ear replacing stuff, you can ask Anne but I don't think this is what I was banned for. If I was all I can say is "Sorry for being hilarious"...
Omega_DarkPotato wrote:This sucks, dude.
Spoiler:
Reply PM from-REDACTED/(REDACTED): i tried to remove the bruises by changing her gender

PM: Bluespace->Delaron: Nobody wants a mime's asscheeks farting on their brig windows.

PM: REDACTED->HotelBravoLima: Oh come on, knowing that these are hostile aliens is metagaming

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[17:43] <Vekter> Aranclanos for nicest coder 2015
[17:44] <Aranclanos> fuck you
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Re: a cuban pete christmas

Post by Bepis » #660175

Vekter wrote: Fri Dec 23, 2022 3:46 am
I WILL NOT BE SILENCED
5 dollarydoos to the admin that deletes this post
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Re: a cuban pete christmas

Post by Pandarsenic » #660176

Sorry did you say someone got a debug uplink? How the fuck?
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Re: a cuban pete christmas

Post by Agux909 » #660186

The tree giveth and the clown useth. Shouty did nothing wrong.
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Re: a cuban pete christmas

Post by datorangebottle » #660187

The only person who should've eaten a ban here was Reider, honestly.
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Vekter wrote: Tue May 16, 2023 4:45 pm At what point does someone's refusal or failure to improve become malice in and of itself? If you give someone a year to stop shitting on the carpet and they keep doing it but get slightly closer to the bathroom every time and sometimes they get to the toilet before it happens, at what point does it become acceptable to just ask them to go shit in someone else's house?
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SUGMA, nevermind it makes sense now. fuckyou/10
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Re: a cuban pete christmas

Post by SkeletalElite » #660188

Pandarsenic wrote: Fri Dec 23, 2022 4:13 am Sorry did you say someone got a debug uplink? How the fuck?
Christmas Tree can give you any item in the code, including debug tools.

Only things you can't get are var edited things like the infinite use wand of death; however, the debug uplinks are a unique items in the code.
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Re: a cuban pete christmas

Post by Scriptis » #660196

the rules wrote: ... it was ultimately beneficial, hilarious or awesome to the round.
getting a three-hour ban for this is absolutely a medal of honor. wear it with pride. this was great. thank you shouty
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Re: a cuban pete christmas

Post by stairmaster » #660209

agreed, but reider should be made to suffer.
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Re: a cuban pete christmas

Post by Ziiro » #660218

datorangebottle wrote: Fri Dec 23, 2022 6:45 am The only person who should've eaten a ban here was Reider, honestly.
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Re: a cuban pete christmas

Post by Kendrickorium » #660220

so many syndicate bombs.......
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Re: a cuban pete christmas

Post by Fatal » #660347

Terry will always out-do your rookie numbers of 10 bombs

Some maniac put around 50 syndie bombs (with debug uplink) on the shuttle and a traitor exploded one

The entire shuttle was deleted and I built one with buildmode in the existing hyperspace window and respawned people to play king of the hill in hyperspace naked on the way to centcomm

Sadly no screenshots but perhaps one of the players got one
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Re: a cuban pete christmas

Post by Epicgamer545 » #660354

It’s a Christmas miracle.
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Re: a cuban pete christmas

Post by Farquaar » #660355

Love stories like this
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Re: a cuban pete christmas

Post by stairmaster » #660364

I love blood
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Re: a cuban pete christmas

Post by Kendrickorium » #660372

kendra hunter got a viscerators grenade and released it

the death and destruction left in their wake have pleased the chaos gods today
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Re: a cuban pete christmas

Post by Bawhoppennn » #660392

Back to basics, very good
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