THE FORUMS ARE UNDER ATTACK [Official Christmas thread]

[iwishforducks]

... By tiny white snowflakes on our screens. Happy holidays folks. Did you know that the snow that goes side to side depending on where your cursor is sticks to the bottom of the screen? Here's a large black panel to help you see it. If the panel's not large enough (bougie 4k monitor), zoom in on the site.





But enough about snowflakes. What is YOUR /tg/station christmas wish from Santa? I wish for progression traitors to be reverted.

[RedBaronFlyer]

I have dark mode on so it looks like ash.

[iwishforducks]

I have dark mode on so it looks like ash.

You poor soul. Here, have this white panel to look at.

[Shadowflame909]

I wish it was possible for xenobio to turn you into megafaunas again

[bastardblaster]

i wish for the dissolution of the rank system and the rise of a dictatorship

[sinfulbliss]

I wish for progression traitors to be reverted.

[Turbonerd]

I wish walls can melt.

[sinfulbliss]

I wish walls can melt.

make it so hot gasses don’t instantly melt through floor tiles so unique gas floods like trit and h2 are dangerous again

[CPTANT]

I wish for progression traitors to be reverted.

I wish for slip nerfs to be reverted.
I wish for hulk nerfs to be reverted.
I wish for BOH's to be easy to get again.
I wish to have non-dynamic rounds again (at least half the time).
I wish successful rev to end the round again.
I wish wizard killed to end the round again.

In general I wish the crew is rewarded again for the effort they put in, instead of the piss poor rewards we have now.

[RedBaronFlyer]

I wish for progression traitors to be reverted.

I wish to have non-dynamic rounds again (at least half the time).
I wish successful rev to end the round again.
I wish wizard killed to end the round again.

Honestly, progtot should become something like "saboteur" or something, and then the old traitor should retake the traitor antag slot.
Yeah. I really hate how sometimes the rounds will just drag out once the main threat has been dealt with. I know this makes me sound like an antag hunter or something, or someone who solely plays ss13 for combat, but it couldn't be further from the truth. I just hate when half the crew is dead and/or essentially RRed, the station is a shitshow, yet the round must still go on because reasons.

I don't understand why everything was tossed out in favor of dynamic. I when I was on Goon I enjoyed there sometimes just being a simple "There's a wizard, that's it, deal with the wizard." Which would result in a quick 30-ish minute (at most) round of carnage.
(I removed the stuff that I didn't have an opinion on)

I have dark mode on so it looks like ash.

You poor soul. Here, have this white panel to look at.

You’re the real MVP.

[Shellton(Mario)]

Its not snow its the fallout after the nuclear war

[Rohen_Tahir]

Its not snow its the fallout after the nuclear war

That means we solved climate change

[bastardblaster]

i wish for the collapse of american empire

[AnonymousForumUser]

i wish for frog plushie (soft)
kinda wanted one of those new AAA games like Wii Play™ as well but santa probably has enough on his plate already this time of year

[Qbmax32]

i wish for xyc to stop being so bad at for honor

[datorangebottle]

I wish to be slightly less unhinged next year.

[toemas]

i wish for the collapse of american empire

i agree

[bastardblaster]

i wish for xyc to stop being so bad at for honor

explode

[Agux909]

You can now pop the lights at the top! (evil)

[iwishforducks]

You can now pop the lights at the top! (evil)

Finally, WE CAN FIGHT BACK