Post your Funniest Antag Timing

[CMDR_Gungnir]

My intention with the thread is when the timing on the midround roll is fucking perfect, but I realize that's going to be an incredibly niche situation, so I'm opening it up to just general shenanigans.

Sometimes the stars align just right.

[Annihilite111]

I got midround just as i was about to be implant searched by a seccie. Unfortunately, he'd just removed my PDA so the ruleset defaulted to spawning an uplink implant inside me...
I ahelped since he didn't really have any grounds to implant search me, and managed to not get screwed over some timely divine intervention. It would have been pretty hilarious if i got found out though.

[kayozz]

An obsessed moth person tried to kill me with a molotov. I was lucky and managed to fight them off and get them arrested.
Then some time passes and I roll Traitor and have an objective to kill the Detective. So my plan is to C4 my way into the brig and shoot them with the revolver.
When the coast is clear I proceed to C4 the brig doors and duck just out of sight/range.
Boom...

Then I run to the brig doors.... and lo and behold the C4 has exploded in the face of the obsessed moth who tried to kill me earlier, who just happened to be escaping from the brig AFTER killing the detective.
Perfect timing.

[Striders13]

I saw a clown roll traitor as he was being tortured by security for breaking into armory. Security did not let him go.

[GPeckman]

Not sure if conversion antags count, but I had some funny timing with that during a revolution round. Earlier in the round, someone had managed to get a colossus onto the station, so of course it was in complete shambles and the shuttle had been called. When it arrived, though, it did the "please resolve the hostile environment" thing it does for blob and revs. So I asked "why isn't the shuttle leaving?" And I instantly got flashed by a revhead.

[conrad]

As borg, saw a tot doing the naughty.
"Please stop harming humans"
Got flashed, emaged
"Please proceed to do whatever you want"

[NoxVS]

One time as clown, I realized you could pick up megafauna with bluespace bodybags. And so I decided to go down to lavaland, collect all of them using light pink stabilized extracts, and then make a safely contained megafauna petting zoo so all the crew can enjoy -

WHISKEY, ECHO, WHISKEY
LIMA, ALPHA, DELTA, BEEEEEEEP

And so I decided to make a free range megafauna petting zoo in the middle of the halls, so all the crew can enjoy their presence!

[AwkwardStereo]

Early in my Space Stationing days. I very slowly over the first few months enabled certain antags as I became more comfortable with the game. At first, solo antags. Can't disappoint anyone if I am the only person on my team. After another month maybe even two, I finally enabled Head Rev and Blood Cultist. At this point I was also slowly making my way towards unlocking Head of Personnel, so I was playing service jobs. I spawn in as a Lawyer. I of course plan on doing nothing but annoying Sec. A small wave of bystanders are participating in an early brig riot and are shitting the place up outside. I open the doors for them and they quickly rush inside to slip and shove the seccies. Of course, being the one that let them in, the officers were none too happy with me. Having overstayed our welcome, I opened the doors and the tide rushes out.

As we are leaving the game doles out the Head Revolutionaries. I rolled Head Rev alongside Dean Ivanov and a moth (Could have been Nar Nar or Mothblocks?) as the 3 of us ran out of the Brig front doors. The first thing Dean did was flash someone just down the hall and out of sight from the Brig. I took a page out of other people's playbooks and just ran around and flashed everyone I saw without a care in the world. Revolution killed all members of command 5 minutes after Head Revs were doled out.

[TheLoLSwat]

As borg, saw a tot doing the naughty.
"Please stop harming humans"
Got flashed, emaged
"Please proceed to do whatever you want"

so like this?

[RedBaronFlyer]

I don't really have any antag timing, but I will say I've had an absurd amount of experiences as janitor walking through maints/dorms, seeing something (blood cult, sometimes revs) they turn and look at me, I look at them, and I slowly walk away like I saw nothing.