Who is the Most/Least Robust spaceman in history

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Who is the Most/Least Robust spaceman in history

Post by The Wrench » #690144

Who is the best spaceman for combat throughout all the time that TG has been a server? Who is so comically unrobust they stain the tapestry of the server.

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Re: Who is the Most/Least Robust spaceman in history

Post by conrad » #690158

Most robust spessmens is Reed Glover. Dunno if they can even fight, but even throwing something at them would make fifteen spessmens spawn from everywhere and murder you like the chickens from Legend of Zelda.

Least robust is me, obviously. Yours truly, Ricky Paxton.
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Re: Who is the Most/Least Robust spaceman in history

Post by saprasam » #690161

lexia black/dean ivanov
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Re: Who is the Most/Least Robust spaceman in history

Post by WineAllWine » #690162

I'm the least robust, I don't even both to try and fight back most times
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Re: Who is the Most/Least Robust spaceman in history

Post by sinfulbliss » #690163

most, dean ivanov, not even really close
least is a bad question cause it includes interns and people who play just for RP+jobs (which is a benefit to servers if anything)
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Re: Who is the Most/Least Robust spaceman in history

Post by iansdoor » #690235

I recall back to back nukie shift, with two vastly different easy wins. A round ended at 23 minutes by nuke

So my vote is Lukas Beedell and Lukas Beedell. Both the holder of Disk and Cleaver.
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Post by Super Aggro Crag » #690238

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Re: Who is the Most/Least Robust spaceman in history

Post by Bawhoppennn » #690249

Zaross (Dante Smith) is without a doubt the most famous most robust person in /tg/station's history... so much so that people actually cosplayed him, there were hundreds of knockoff imitation characters, and a crapton of fanart

I don't know how anybody could answer anyone else tbh
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Re: Who is the Most/Least Robust spaceman in history

Post by Boot » #690259

Two names that jump to mind that arn't the obvious would be Pax and Oldman Robustin.
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Post by TheLoLSwat » #690317

Camille from hippiestation had a meltdown from this video (fair warning i think some nsfw??)


some of the (also nsfw ig??) ranting it spawned
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I don't understand the full context of all that but I now have an unexpected urge to establish a caliphate.
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Re: Who is the Most/Least Robust spaceman in history

Post by Super Aggro Crag » #690372

Bawhoppennn wrote: Thu Jun 15, 2023 9:52 pm Zaross (Dante Smith) is without a doubt the most famous most robust person in /tg/station's history... so much so that people actually cosplayed him, there were hundreds of knockoff imitation characters, and a crapton of fanart

I don't know how anybody could answer anyone else tbh
Dante wasnt that robust he just existed in a time where you could have a cloaking device and an energy crossbow so there were only 2 crewmen who could see you at a time (hos and det) and also lived really close to the server so he had a good ping and would seemingly roll antag often
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Re: Who is the Most/Least Robust spaceman in history

Post by massa » #690375

me when i was 13 playing this shit on nox

when it's truly stun combat, being hit is being killed. disarm intent was based. i miss intents (:
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Post by carshalash » #690386

conrad wrote: Thu Jun 15, 2023 4:01 pm Most robust spessmens is Reed Glover. Dunno if they can even fight, but even throwing something at them would make fifteen spessmens spawn from everywhere and murder you like the chickens from Legend of Zelda.

Least robust is me, obviously. Yours truly, Ricky Paxton.
I've rr'd people for hurting reed.
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Re: Who is the Most/Least Robust spaceman in history

Post by EmpressMaia » #690390

I think I'd be in the top like 50 robust players on tg
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Post by kinnebian » #690391

EmpressMaia wrote: Fri Jun 16, 2023 2:13 pm I think I'd be in the top like 50 robust players on tg
on manuel
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Post by EmpressMaia » #690392

kinnebian wrote: Fri Jun 16, 2023 2:14 pm
EmpressMaia wrote: Fri Jun 16, 2023 2:13 pm I think I'd be in the top like 50 robust players on tg
on manuel
I've played sybil and Terry aswell
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Post by Ezel » #690817

I've had reed glover kill me hard when i wronged him but otherwise he was a chemist chad/botany chad that ways contributed to round like koibeans back in the day to make cloning damage fix chem and just drop 100 pills near the cloning tubr
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Post by Timonk » #690823

Can we even count lexia black since imsxz himself admitted that he uses Ritalin which considerably heightens gaming Performance
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