Jesus gives you 'forgiveness' - but BONERMASTER gives you 'NOT GUILTY'! 💯💯

[BONERMASTER]

Don't wait around for a miracle any longer - contact BONERMASTER now, and get an incredible 50% off on your next ban appeal!
BONERMASTER & Associates (NOT A REAL LAWFIRM), fighting for the verdict that you deserve!


With divine regards
-BONERMASTER




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[Pandarsenic]

I don't remember what I was doing other than adminning but hugely thanks to BONERMASTER & Associates, whom I credit with the fact that I didn't get banned the last time I was on the server at the same time.

[CandyClown]

BONERMASTER & Associates fucked my dog and ran over my mom. 0/10.

[BONERMASTER]

BONERMASTER & Associates fucked my dog and ran over my mom. 0/10.

That's a very interesting way of describing the situation, when it is in fact, as was witnessed by multiple bystanders including your dad, your mom that violently threw herself infront of my car in the parking lot. This is all just a stunt to squeeze money out of my pockets, but guess what, we are bringing in a countersuit on the grounds of defamation, fraud and emotional distress in return, see how your mother likes real justice!!

As for the dog, there is substantial evidence that the dog never existed, which we will present in the hearing, so you can look forward to that.


With fair regards
-BONERMASTER



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[BONERMASTER]

we are bringing in a countersuit on the grounds of defamation, fraud and emotional distress in return, see how your mother likes real justice!!

also suing for some serious scratch damage to my windshield.


With inclusive regards
-BONERMASTER



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BONERMASTER & ASSOCIATES IS A WORK OF FICTION AND NOT A LAW FIRM, BONERMASTER IS NOT A LICENSED LAWYER AND WILL NOT GIVE YOU LEGAL ADVICE, PLEASE CONSULT A LICENSED PROFESSIONAL FOR YOUR LEGAL QUERIES!)

[WineAllWine]

Can admins hire you as a prosecution?

[NoxVS]

Can admins hire you as a prosecution?

I'm hiring him to represent me the next time one of the bans I applied gets appealed

[JusticeGoat]

Can i hire him next time i get a admin complaint for banning someone for setting the nword as their character name?

[BONERMASTER]

I am sorry, but it is impossible for you to hire me as a prosecutor, because BONERMASTER & Associates made a promise to fight for the freedom and rights of the little guy, the people. As such, this promise will never ever ever ever be betrayed! Absolutely never!
And before you say anything, that promise does obviously not extend to a maniac damaging my car.

To quote a famous maxim:

"With great power comes great responsibility" - Spiderman 1

BONERMASTER & Associates is well aware of their responsibility, and will uphold it to the fullest extent wherever and however possible! Darkness can not overcome a light directed at it, and BONERMASTER & Associates understands itself to be the lighthouse against the darkness of injustice.
Now with 50% off.


With outspoken regards
-BONERMASTER



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BONERMASTER & ASSOCIATES IS A WORK OF FICTION AND NOT A LAW FIRM, BONERMASTER IS NOT A LICENSED LAWYER AND WILL NOT GIVE YOU LEGAL ADVICE, PLEASE CONSULT A LICENSED PROFESSIONAL FOR YOUR LEGAL QUERIES!)

[dirk_mcblade]

Have you represented any successful appeals bonermaster? I get the odd feeling you're a not entirely serious account.

[BONERMASTER]

Have you represented any successful appeals bonermaster? I get the odd feeling you're a not entirely serious account.

Hey, that's ok, I don't think you are one either.


With non-serious regards
-BONERMASTER

[BlevRuz]

BONERMASTER & Associates fucked my dog and ran over my mom! 10/10!!

[cacogen]

boneman stole my eyes