🚨THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!🚨 NUCLEAR ULTIMATUM FOR POLITICS THREAD:

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🚨THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!🚨 NUCLEAR ULTIMATUM FOR POLITICS THREAD:

Post by BONERMASTER » #645359

This is the supreme leader of the CENTRIST state speaking.
For many years, the CENTRIST state has tolerated your narrow-minded opinions, uncalled for strawmans, countless mistakes in your arguments, and not to mention, the shameless agenda pursued within every discussion.
As of today, the CENTRIST state will no longer tolerate such debauchery!

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THE NUCLEAR WEAPONS HAVE BEEN ARMED, AND ARE AWAITING LAUNCH ORDERS TO STRIKE THE POLITICS THREAD,
which they will receive if the following conditions are not fulfilled within 24 HOURS:


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1. UNCONDITIONAL SURRENDER OF ALL BAD TAKES
2. CESSATION OF ALL DISCUSSION WITHOUT QUALIFICATION
3. THE UNDISPUTED ACCEPTANCE OF THE CENTRIST WAY AS THE ONLY WAY





THIS IS NOT A DRILL. YOU HAVE 24 HOURS TO RESPOND.
SUPREME LEADER, OUT.



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Post by Imitates-The-Lizards » #645360

There are only 2 kinds of centrists:

People who aren't informed enough to have an opinion, and people who want to act like they're superior to people on both sides.

That being said, for the love of god someone please lock the politics thread, it being started was a terrible idea.
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Post by Itseasytosee2me » #645361

Imitates-The-Lizards wrote: Sat Jun 25, 2022 8:54 pm There are only 2 kinds of centrists:

People who aren't informed enough to have an opinion, and people who want to act like they're superior to people on both sides.

That being said, for the love of god someone please lock the politics thread, it being started was a terrible idea.
You have the most posts in it
- Sincerely itseasytosee
See you later
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Post by Imitates-The-Lizards » #645363

Itseasytosee2me wrote: Sat Jun 25, 2022 9:39 pm
Imitates-The-Lizards wrote: Sat Jun 25, 2022 8:54 pm There are only 2 kinds of centrists:

People who aren't informed enough to have an opinion, and people who want to act like they're superior to people on both sides.

That being said, for the love of god someone please lock the politics thread, it being started was a terrible idea.
You have the most posts in it
Yeah, why do you think I want it locked?
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Re: 🚨THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!🚨 NUCLEAR ULTIMATUM FOR POLITICS THREAD:

Post by Rohen_Tahir » #645364

To all CENTRIST VERMIN,

Surely you do know that it would be extremely COMMUNIST of you to use nuclear weapons, right?
This threat is obviously not credible whatsoever and should be disregarded.

With disregarding regards,
OP of the politics thread

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Post by Rohen_Tahir » #645366

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Post by oranges » #645369

I'm a radical centrist, in that I Think anyone to the left or right of me politically should be killed
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Post by Pandarsenic » #645371

Luckily, centrists won't do anything themselves, so this thread is totally nonthreatening
(2:53:35 AM) scaredofshadows: how about head of robutts
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Post by san7890 » #645384

It was supposed to be satire… it would have been good satire… they had to fuck it all up though
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Post by Super Aggro Crag » #645387

satire more like Fat Tire

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poor me a fucking pint lads
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Post by dirk_mcblade » #645389

Centrist extremism must die
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Post by Misdoubtful » #645396

Super Aggro Crag wrote: Sun Jun 26, 2022 1:51 am satire more like Fat Tire

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poor me a fucking pint lads
Fat Tire is pretty good
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The clock is ticking!!!!
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Post by BONERMASTER » #645471

Due to your failures to meet the demands, the CENTRIST state sees no other alternative than the complete ANNIHILATION of all politics in existence.

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Post by Tearling » #645483

Imitates-The-Lizards wrote: Sat Jun 25, 2022 8:54 pm There are only 2 kinds of centrists:
People who aren't informed enough to have an opinion, and people who want to act like they're superior to people on both sides.
I can safely say I'm both.
I'm superior to the people on both sides because I'm ignorant of the info-hazards which constantly cause the rest of you stress.
Kyle Writerhouse? Joe Mama Biden? All of it is nonexistent hogwash. Have YOU ever talked with Donald Trump? Then why do you always talk about him? Simple, info-hazard.

Embrace ignorance. Shun useless knowledge.
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