Yes, I am the head of security. Yes, I just executed that annoying assistant.

[BONERMASTER]

Oh I can hear your hasty footsteps from here, your crying, your angry shouting. But it's too late, they are already dead. Your precious assistant has been executed.
BAN me if you must, destroy my mortal shell, it will not change anything, because I am more than just a person, I am an idea.
I am justice.
I cannot be negotiated. I cannot be ended. Your precious assistants will be gunned down, tortured and relieved of their insulated gloves and toolbelts, and there will be no stopping it.
Because I don't answer to your mortal rules and your false commandments.
I answer to the divine itself. And it is my mission to cleanse your station of all crime, and all assistants.
So plead for mercy. Declare your vengeance. Do whatever you want, it will not matter. Your station will be safe place and filled with productive people, and there is nothing that you can do to stop it.


With intense regards
-Your Local Head of Security

[Farquaar]

https://youtu.be/71-h_Un-YnM

[san7890]

The worst feeling in the world is when you're an HoS and the detective just blows someone's brains out in front of you after they ask you to come to brig. Like... why'd I have to be here for this? I wanted to do something fun with the shitter. Damn you.

[Imitates-The-Lizards]

Based, remove greytide, by force.

Don't forget to rush tech storage at the start of the shift and set anyone who breaks in to arrest!

[XII3912]

Don't forget to rush tech storage at the start of the shift and set anyone who breaks in to arrest!

nothing in tech storage is valuable except the boards in secure tech

[Imitates-The-Lizards]

Don't forget to rush tech storage at the start of the shift and set anyone who breaks in to arrest!

nothing in tech storage is valuable except the boards in secure tech

So?

Don't b & e.

[CMDR_Gungnir]

Don't forget to rush tech storage at the start of the shift and set anyone who breaks in to arrest!

nothing in tech storage is valuable except the boards in secure tech

So?

Don't b & e.

The greytide is nothing if not entitled.

[XII3912]

Don't forget to rush tech storage at the start of the shift and set anyone who breaks in to arrest!

nothing in tech storage is valuable except the boards in secure tech

So?

Don't b & e.

why not

[Imitates-The-Lizards]

Don't forget to rush tech storage at the start of the shift and set anyone who breaks in to arrest!

nothing in tech storage is valuable except the boards in secure tech

So?

Don't b & e.

why not

Because its illegal.

[Shadowflame909]

When I break into cargo for the round start multitool as the botanist and the cargo sec guard sees me:

[Kendrickorium]

I used the shotgun. You know why?

[Omega_DarkPotato]

thats cool buddy