i paid 20$ to make a Codenut thread

[Pepper]

https://github.com/tgstation/tgstation/pull/77796

idk what to put here

[Hans]

Blinking is in the game huh? Anyways pretty cool I guess

[Pepper]

Blinking is in the game huh? Anyways pretty cool I guess

this PR only considers the manual emote *blink.

[Hans]

I meant the emote i know there isnt some automatic blink or whatever

[Archie700]

You are banned from making peanut titles.

[WineAllWine]

Item #: SCP-173

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: Item SCP-173 is to be kept in a locked container at all times. When personnel must enter SCP-173's container, no fewer than 3 may enter at any time and the door is to be relocked behind them. At all times, two persons must maintain direct eye contact with SCP-173 until all personnel have vacated and relocked the container.

Description: Moved to Site-19 1993. Origin is as of yet unknown. It is constructed from concrete and rebar with traces of Krylon brand spray paint. SCP-173 is animate and extremely hostile. The object cannot move while within a direct line of sight. Line of sight must not be broken at any time with SCP-173. Personnel assigned to enter container are instructed to alert one another before blinking. Object is reported to attack by snapping the neck at the base of the skull, or by strangulation. In the event of an attack, personnel are to observe Class 4 hazardous object containment procedures.

Personnel report sounds of scraping stone originating from within the container when no one is present inside. This is considered normal, and any change in this behaviour should be reported to the acting HMCL supervisor on duty.

The reddish brown substance on the floor is a combination of feces and blood. Origin of these materials is unknown. The enclosure must be cleaned on a bi-weekly basis.

[nianjiilical]

you could have used that 20$ to buy touhou juuouen ~ unfinished dream of all living ghost

[Jacquerel]

i think you should have spent $20 on a better idea

[BrolyButterfingers]

This is really fucking funny and I'm absolutely for it being in the game

The question is, does this apply to all statues at once or just one statue? If I fill a room with 80 statues do the odds go up? Building an elaborate blink suicidechamber sounds fun.

[Kendrickorium]

this is exactly the kind of shit ss13 needs more of

someone make a pr that gives people flipping and spinning a chance to fall and break a bone

[Kendrickorium]

anyone that says "sus" gets teleported into space instantly


enforce rules from within the game code itself

[iwishforducks]

This is really fucking funny and I'm absolutely for it being in the game

The question is, does this apply to all statues at once or just one statue? If I fill a room with 80 statues do the odds go up? Building an elaborate blink suicidechamber sounds fun.

it activates when you blink and not on the actual statue itself, so, no, sadly

this is exactly the kind of shit ss13 needs more of

someone make a pr that gives people flipping and spinning a chance to fall and break a bone

anyone that says "sus" gets teleported into space instantly


enforce rules from within the game code itself

^ ^ ^

this pr is the funniest shit imaginable. i had a really good laugh when i saw melbert say he blinks like 800 times a round. get fucked

[Pepper]

You are banned from making peanut titles.

Why? It's a literal peanut thread.

This is really fucking funny and I'm absolutely for it being in the game

The question is, does this apply to all statues at once or just one statue? If I fill a room with 80 statues do the odds go up? Building an elaborate blink suicidechamber sounds fun.

Each statue in range individually calculates the odds, so more statue = more chances.

[iwishforducks]

This is really fucking funny and I'm absolutely for it being in the game

The question is, does this apply to all statues at once or just one statue? If I fill a room with 80 statues do the odds go up? Building an elaborate blink suicidechamber sounds fun.

Each statue in range individually calculates the odds, so more statue = more chances.

it does not sadly. you can see in the code that it first does the roll when you blink, and THEN gets all the statues in view to snap your neck. it doesn't roll the chance per statue (SAD)

Code: Select all

/datum/emote/living/carbon/blink/run_emote(mob/living/carbon/human, params, type_override, intentional)
	. = ..()

	var/obj/item/bodypart/head/head = human.get_bodypart(BODY_ZONE_HEAD)

	if(!head)
		// This implies you have no neck to snap. You're making Peanut sad!
		return

	if(prob(99.9))
		// Peanut has spared you--for the moment.
		return

	// Don't blink. Not even for a second.
	for(var/obj/structure/statue/peanut in view(8, get_turf(human)))
		// Security guards go here to die.
		if(do_teleport(peanut, human, channel = TELEPORT_CHANNEL_MAGIC))
			human.log_message("blinked and had their neck snapped by [peanut]!")
			human.visible_message(span_danger("[human] blinks, and [peanut] snaps [human.p_their()] neck in a flash!"), \
				span_userdanger("The instant you close your eyes, [peanut] snaps your neck!"))

			playsound(peanut, 'sound/creatures/statue_horror_sting.ogg', 100, TRUE)

			head.receive_damage(brute=200)

			new /obj/effect/gibspawner/human/bodypartless(get_turf(human))

			break

[Tegun]

We need dismemberment dabbing back.

[CMDR_Gungnir]

[datorangebottle]

We need dismemberment dabbing back.

nah, shitters abused that to get out of handcuffs.

[Scriptis]

i think you should have spent $20 on a better idea

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Va8mwCE5vcI