fighting a tiger
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- kinnebian
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fighting a tiger
lets say you have to (hypothetically) fight a large hypothetical tiger. all you have (hypothetically) on you is your phone, a bag and your jacket. there is (hypothetically) nothing in the bag
using your ss13 skillz, how do you win
please answer asap thanks
using your ss13 skillz, how do you win
please answer asap thanks
respect (let him do his thing)
- CPTANT
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Re: fighting a tiger
My mob speed would be the same as the tiger so just run away.
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- NecromancerAnne
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Re: fighting a tiger
I will call the tiger's mother to let her know he's misbehaving.
- WineAllWine
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Re: fighting a tiger
and we never saw kinnebian againkinnebian wrote: ↑Thu Sep 28, 2023 10:01 am lets say you have to (hypothetically) fight a large hypothetical tiger. all you have (hypothetically) on you is your phone, a bag and your jacket. there is (hypothetically) nothing in the bag
using your ss13 skillz, how do you win
please answer asap thanks
- Jacquerel
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Re: fighting a tiger
I'd die I think
- Timonk
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Re: fighting a tiger
i would cuddle it to death
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Re: fighting a tiger
Play a video of fish for the tiger to catch. Then pet the tiger.
- conrad
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Re: fighting a tiger
Use my SS13 skills? Call the tiger a retard, get killed over it, ahelp, get tiger banned. GG
I normally go by Ricky. Tell me how'd I do here. ⋆ 𝒯𝒶𝓀𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝒶 𝓈𝒶𝒷𝒶𝓉𝒾𝒸𝒶𝓁. ⋆
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RedBaronFlyer wrote: ↑Wed Feb 14, 2024 3:52 pmIt would somehow manage to pick Birdshot Station for headmin if we did that
- Misdoubtful
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Re: fighting a tiger
I arrest the tiger and gulag them. Then come back two minutes to verify that they ghosted.
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- TypicalRig
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Re: fighting a tiger
most hostile mobs stop attacking people when they are asleep. simply nap until the tiger goes away
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- TheLoLSwat
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Re: fighting a tiger
use my crucial time to ahelp, because the tiger clearly did not follow escalation rules. Die after remembering Im on sybil
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- warbluke
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Re: fighting a tiger
Use my cool SS13 of power of talking while running to say something funny before getting mauled trying to escape.
- WineAllWine
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Re: fighting a tiger
the post you deleted was funnier
- dendydoom
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Re: fighting a tiger
right click -> select equipment -> give myself full nukie gear
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- conrad
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Re: fighting a tiger
Ok Striders, I guess you could call that an event.
I normally go by Ricky. Tell me how'd I do here. ⋆ 𝒯𝒶𝓀𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝒶 𝓈𝒶𝒷𝒶𝓉𝒾𝒸𝒶𝓁. ⋆
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Armhulen wrote: ↑Thu Nov 30, 2023 11:08 pmThe Spessmen Times wrote:Prohibition agent Sam Salamander bragged that he could find a metacord in any server in under 30 minutes. In Bagil it took him 21 minutes. In Sybil 17 minutes, and Manuel just 11 minutes. But Terry set the record of 35 seconds. Sam asked an assistant on the arrivals shuttle where to get a discord invite, and the assistant linked him one.
RedBaronFlyer wrote: ↑Wed Feb 14, 2024 3:52 pmIt would somehow manage to pick Birdshot Station for headmin if we did that
- Chadley
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Re: fighting a tiger
I would use the bear that I tamed through sheer willpower in my last schizothread alongside my leet large animal fighting skills to put that stupid fucking tiger in his place.
Then I would call that fucker a shitty HOS main and make him duo queue on OW2 with me.
Then I would call that fucker a shitty HOS main and make him duo queue on OW2 with me.
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