The Year is 2565

[DrAmazing343]

The counting threads lie dead, carcasses rotting into lines of bits and bytes. The admins finally stand victorious, jackboots firmly planted upon the digitized terrain. It's taken two full headmin terms, but finally, the Player's Club is free of the menace that has plagued them for so long. The threads had numbered into the millions, the collective unconscious wish to count far, far overshadowing even the juiciest of peanuts, the sauciest of drama, the most creative gimmick threads— but, no more! No more will these foul ones, two's, and threes cloud the board, each soon holding their lock close to their chest, dragging better posts under. No more, will the Players have to face the tyranny of their own making! And to think, it was all because of the dutiful work of our folks in yellow, green, and purple...

Raise your glasses, and rejoice, because you shall no longer bear the price of counting! No longer iterate, one after another! Be free! Be creative! Remember it is certainly 2565, and NOT February 3rd, 2024! You don't HAVE to count anymore!

I promise.

[mrmelbert]

In the year 2525...

[dendydoom]

please report any and all counting to your local sector enforcement officer.

some dark horse has been locking them - i always post something before i lock a thread because it's very important to me to always have the last word. it's how you know you won.

[dendydoom]

i mean, i know who it is, i can see the logs but i'll never tell... their secret is safe with me...

[DrAmazing343]

the doublepost here after that comment about having the last word is telling, dendrildoomious.

[Omega_DarkPotato]

the correct response is to quotepost all dendy posts w a kitty reaction gif in discord