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Harder wiz objectives

Post by confused rock » #171198

Wiz objectives are all incredibly easy besides escape alone.
If you murderbone as wiz you are fucking people over and its not even a challenge.
If you don't then you are really boring because you just don't do anything after the shuttle is called.
Add hard and/or multiple wiz objectives, like having a wizard have to kill every head or something
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Re: Harder wiz objectives

Post by Zilenan91 » #171199

Nobody will do the objectives because not doing them is more fun.
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Re: Harder wiz objectives

Post by Xhagi » #171202

>going for greentext as a wiz
>not just having fun murdering/transforming/chaosing/magic missling/fireballing as an mmi
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Re: Harder wiz objectives

Post by PKPenguin321 » #171215

yeah objectives for wizards are a joke, and thats a good thing imo
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Re: Harder wiz objectives

Post by Drynwyn » #171221

PKPenguin321 wrote:yeah objectives for wizards are a joke, and thats a good thing imo
we should actually make the wizard objectives complete lunacy

stuff like "acquire 2 wheels of cheese" or " escape with three corgis on the escape shuttle"
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Re: Harder wiz objectives

Post by Man_Shroom » #171223

i like the goon wiz objectives

wiz starts out with a spell that corrupts the area of the station he is in, and he has to corrupt like 45% to win

corrupted areas have some wonky effects and get a spooky overlay on the whole area
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Re: Harder wiz objectives

Post by J_Madison » #171225

I was in a meeting so I couldn't run around makes fools using the wand.

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Re: Harder wiz objectives

Post by Man_Shroom » #171229

how did you play SS13 in a meeting
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Re: Harder wiz objectives

Post by ShadowDimentio » #171233

J_Madison wrote:I was in a meeting so I couldn't run around makes fools using the wand.

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Re: Harder wiz objectives

Post by yackemflam » #171237

ShadowDimentio wrote:
J_Madison wrote:I was in a meeting so I couldn't run around makes fools using the wand.

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>Meeting

I KNEW YOU WERE BORING AND BUREAUCRATIC BUT TO BE AN ACTUAL BUSINESSMAN... UNFORESEEABLE!
You know that people in lower jobs also can go to meetings too, right?

I`m tech support and I have meetings.
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A retards guide on how to make a maxcap bomb in toxins.
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You`ll need:
1-6 Plasma tanks 1-6 Oxygen tanks
1-6 tank transfer valve
2 Plasma canister
2 Oxygen canister
1 Yellow (empty) canister
Wrench
Toxins lab access
Science testing lab access

Grab a oxygen tank and a plasma tank and bring them to the testing lab.
Super cool the Oxygen and superheat the Plasma.

Clean out the oxygen and plasma tanks with a filter/pump.

Then you wrench and unwrench the plasma and oxygen tanks in toxins. It`s important tha you do it one at a time. Try to get a 85%plasma and 15% oxygen mix.

Once you have a good burn mix, pump the mix into the burn chamber and light it on fire. Wait 10 seconds for it to heat up and pump it into a yellow (empty) canister.

Quickly set the kpa output to 163 kpa and fill the tanks with the burn mix.

Take the oxygen tanks and fill it up with a 613kpa worth of oxygen FIRST then fill the rest with plasma, you should get well over 2000kpa in the end.

With the new atmos system you should wait 5-10 minutes for you tanks to bake.

Take a tank transfer valve, add a oxygen tank and a plasma tank to it. You should have a maxcap bomb. Have fun blowing up the station mining!
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Re: Harder wiz objectives

Post by Anonmare » #171245

>2016
>still caring about objectives
>still caring for greentext
I shiggy diggy do
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Re: Harder wiz objectives

Post by yackemflam » #171287

Anonmare wrote:>2016
>still caring about objectives
>still caring for greentext
I shiggy diggy do
Objective : Fuck up the station. Cause some :salt:
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I will admit I was laughing pretty hard during your skit in the boxing ring. - seagrimr
Spoiler:
Playing on the server isn't something you're entitled to. There's an extremely small level of responsibiliy on your part to play hhundreds of hours of a free game run by fuckheads. - Stickymayhem
A retards guide on how to make a maxcap bomb in toxins.
NSFW:
You`ll need:
1-6 Plasma tanks 1-6 Oxygen tanks
1-6 tank transfer valve
2 Plasma canister
2 Oxygen canister
1 Yellow (empty) canister
Wrench
Toxins lab access
Science testing lab access

Grab a oxygen tank and a plasma tank and bring them to the testing lab.
Super cool the Oxygen and superheat the Plasma.

Clean out the oxygen and plasma tanks with a filter/pump.

Then you wrench and unwrench the plasma and oxygen tanks in toxins. It`s important tha you do it one at a time. Try to get a 85%plasma and 15% oxygen mix.

Once you have a good burn mix, pump the mix into the burn chamber and light it on fire. Wait 10 seconds for it to heat up and pump it into a yellow (empty) canister.

Quickly set the kpa output to 163 kpa and fill the tanks with the burn mix.

Take the oxygen tanks and fill it up with a 613kpa worth of oxygen FIRST then fill the rest with plasma, you should get well over 2000kpa in the end.

With the new atmos system you should wait 5-10 minutes for you tanks to bake.

Take a tank transfer valve, add a oxygen tank and a plasma tank to it. You should have a maxcap bomb. Have fun blowing up the station mining!
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Re: Harder wiz objectives

Post by Steelpoint » #171290

Just give the wiz the objective to cause Chaos on the station and don't even give them a greentext.

That or go with the Goon 'chaos corruption' thing.

As noted above 99% of objectives are easy as piss, escape alone is the hardest objective and even then it can be easy to pull off if your competent as a Wizard and take good offensive spells.
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Re: Harder wiz objectives

Post by yackemflam » #171292

Steelpoint wrote:Just give the wiz the objective to cause Chaos on the station and don't even give them a greentext.

That or go with the Goon 'chaos corruption' thing.

As noted above 99% of objectives are easy as piss, escape alone is the hardest objective and even then it can be easy to pull off if your competent as a Wizard and take good offensive spells.
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I will admit I was laughing pretty hard during your skit in the boxing ring. - seagrimr
Spoiler:
Playing on the server isn't something you're entitled to. There's an extremely small level of responsibiliy on your part to play hhundreds of hours of a free game run by fuckheads. - Stickymayhem
A retards guide on how to make a maxcap bomb in toxins.
NSFW:
You`ll need:
1-6 Plasma tanks 1-6 Oxygen tanks
1-6 tank transfer valve
2 Plasma canister
2 Oxygen canister
1 Yellow (empty) canister
Wrench
Toxins lab access
Science testing lab access

Grab a oxygen tank and a plasma tank and bring them to the testing lab.
Super cool the Oxygen and superheat the Plasma.

Clean out the oxygen and plasma tanks with a filter/pump.

Then you wrench and unwrench the plasma and oxygen tanks in toxins. It`s important tha you do it one at a time. Try to get a 85%plasma and 15% oxygen mix.

Once you have a good burn mix, pump the mix into the burn chamber and light it on fire. Wait 10 seconds for it to heat up and pump it into a yellow (empty) canister.

Quickly set the kpa output to 163 kpa and fill the tanks with the burn mix.

Take the oxygen tanks and fill it up with a 613kpa worth of oxygen FIRST then fill the rest with plasma, you should get well over 2000kpa in the end.

With the new atmos system you should wait 5-10 minutes for you tanks to bake.

Take a tank transfer valve, add a oxygen tank and a plasma tank to it. You should have a maxcap bomb. Have fun blowing up the station mining!
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Re: Harder wiz objectives

Post by Topham » #172052

Drynwyn wrote:
PKPenguin321 wrote:yeah objectives for wizards are a joke, and thats a good thing imo
we should actually make the wizard objectives complete lunacy

stuff like "acquire 2 wheels of cheese" or " escape with three corgis on the escape shuttle"
why has nobody addressed this, this is a great idea. i mean, imagine that second objective. staff-of-changing everyone and everything in the hopes of landing some corgis. fuckin' great.

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