The Terbus Drink Dispenser

[TheTerbs]

by TERBAL TECH

THE TERBUS DRINK DISPENSER

Using state of the art cola technology terbal scientist have created a near instant way of creating delicious, frothy drinks that are highly addictive

The Terbus Drink dispenser has its own screen, to navigate this you simply

1. Choose Cup size (small 125 units, regular 200 units, Child size 512 units)

2. Hold your cup in your hand and choose your preferred drink (Terbus Classic, Terbus Diet, Orange Terbus, Purple)

3. Enjoy instant fill up of a cold, delicious beverage


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Warning: Terbus Classic contains a highly potent stimulant hyperzine, do not drink Terbus Classic in any situation as long term use of Terbus Classic may result in heart complications. Remember to drink Terbus responsibly.

drinking terbus colas may result in seizures or death

[Stickymayhem]

All of your ideas are horrible and I want to see every single one in the game.

[Cheridan]

For the record, I think our 'units' are more equatable to cubic centimeters than they are to ounces.

Because our syringes hold 15 units and 15 ounces is, like, the size of a coffee mug.
That's a big-ass syringe.

[Jeb]

I think it'd actually be kinda neat to see a soda fountain at the kitchen where you can select from 4-5 different kinds of soda.

[TheTerbs]

I think it'd actually be kinda neat to see a soda fountain at the kitchen where you can select from 4-5 different kinds of soda.

I mean we have soda machines, but a fountain is just so much superior, it could even have refill cartridges in the back that the chef has to periodically refill

i only added hyperzine simply so it has a reason to be used. fill up a child size and sip that shit for fast movement in space suits and shit

All of your ideas are horrible and I want to see every single one in the game.

thats the best compliment ive had in years

For the record, I think our 'units' are more equatable to cubic centimeters than they are to ounces.

Because our syringes hold 15 units and 15 ounces is, like, the size of a coffee mug.
That's a big-ass syringe.

well a 512 unit drink cup is about the size of a fucking diesel engine then, thats roughly the size of a small child, sounds perfect

[iamgoofball]

this would be really easy to code

will look into

also I'll do the cup sizes while I'm at it

[TheTerbs]

this would be really easy to code

will look into

also I'll do the cup sizes while I'm at it

Neat thank you

Ilu gooball

[iamgoofball]

https://github.com/NTStation/NTstation13/pull/557

it begins

[Skorvold]

They have this on Bay too, so just steal their sprites.

[TheTerbs]

https://github.com/NTStation/NTstation13/pull/557

it begins

As for splashing it has a terbus anti spill lid, how you fill it nobody know except the terbus machine

You know I have a lot of these simple fun ideas I can pop off for days

[Steelpoint]

I think it's a pretty good idea but I'm concerned we are descending into Terbs Station 13 with these PR's going up.

However I dislike the idea if adding a easy to get hyperzine drink.

[TheTerbs]

I think it's a pretty good idea but I'm concerned we are descending into Terbs Station 13 with these PR's going up.

However I dislike the idea if adding a easy to get hyperzine drink.

What's wrong with terbs station 13

You fraid boy

Terbus cola would like you to know that it contains minimal hyperzine, in fact one would have to drink enough terbus to cause insulin shock

Terbus cola would like you to know that we discourage drinking enough terbus to cause insulin shock but as an American company we encourage you to flex your rights.

[AseaHeru]

Because this is SS13, not PS13.
We arent all pugs here boy.

That said, many of your ideas are good, excepting the terbal/terbs/terbas bit.

[TheTerbs]

Because this is SS13, not PS13.
We arent all pugs here boy.

That said, many of your ideas are good, excepting the terbal/terbs/terbas bit.

Too bad nigger should Henry ford called his automobiles "car" "truck" instead of Ford (name) because he didn't want to put his name on everything

[AseaHeru]

I was going to say something scathing in reply, then decided its not worth it.

[danno]

how very mature of you

[Skorvold]

Because this is SS13, not PS13.
We arent all pugs here boy.

That said, many of your ideas are good, excepting the terbal/terbs/terbas bit.

The idea guy usually doesn't get credited in anyway, as anyone can produce a clever idea.

[Atticat]

Sweeping generalizations ): <3<3<3

[lumipharon]

This is extremely gimmick and snowflakey to have some super massive cup of ultimate holding, when you need to do bluespace research and have minerals to get a 300u bluespace beaker. Not to mention you have to go out of your way to make it an exception to putting it in grenades/chem dispensers, AND you can still add to it with another container anyway, so you can have effectively infinite smoke reactions for example by transferring 1u of potassium into a solution of 1:1 phosphorus an sugar, or emp reactions, or loads of other abusable shit, just so we can have some soda thing?

[TheTerbs]

This is extremely gimmick and snowflakey to have some super massive cup of ultimate holding, when you need to do bluespace research and have minerals to get a 300u bluespace beaker. Not to mention you have to go out of your way to make it an exception to putting it in grenades/chem dispensers, AND you can still add to it with another container anyway, so you can have effectively infinite smoke reactions for example by transferring 1u of potassium into a solution of 1:1 phosphorus an sugar, or emp reactions, or loads of other abusable shit, just so we can have some soda thing?

its like real life

[miggles]

why not just make it a soda dispenser
that
dispenses soda
into normal glasses
:O

[TheTerbs]

why not just make it a soda dispenser
that
dispenses soda
into normal glasses
:O

BECAUSE

EXTRA

BIG ASS
SIZE

ok idea
all the cups are the size of a person, you have to drag them around, pull them into the SODA ZONE

then use the machine to fill them up and drink from it like that

they are too fuckin big to hold

[Atticat]

Don't they have a soda fountain on VG station?

[TheTerbs]

Don't they have a soda fountain on VG station?

Vg station can suck a big fat cock

[Atticat]

They also have job-specific traitor items on VG


So what's your beef with em?

[AseaHeru]

((Bay also has soda fountains, and booze fountains. Its not just VG...))