NicholasRage wrote:
Never seen one before. I'm not exactly sure what happened, but someone spawned a 1x1 singularity in escape, and then for some reason things got worse. Something to do with a friendly wizard? Ate a supermatter shard and another singularity.
There's a great story behind this.
> Be Engineer
> HEY HEY HEY ITS ME DA FRENDLY WEEZARD (Wizard dies like 3 minutes later)
> Fuck this, fuck everything, walk into escape, set RCD to glass & grille, and make a reinforced glass/grille tile on all sides of me
> Looks kinda cool
> Other bored engineers wander by and start decorating my containment with lockers, hazard tape, toolboxed, etc.
> They drag up the two escape emergency lockers and place them directly to my SE and SW, they then hide inside the lockers
>
We form perfect symmetry, we are the trifecta
> An assistant walks up and RCD's my western window/grille down, immediately the two engineers jump into action and we beat him up, he gets the message and crawls away.
BALANCE MUST BE MAINTAINED
> Eventually another assistant joins us and forms a 3rd locker directly above me, a miner replaced one of the engineers
> Super fucking bored
> So we begin to do stupid repetitive stuff, spamming the locker doors, im doing flips while shooting sparks from my RCD, miner is spamming her hardsuit helmet, the other engineer begins chanting and we remind ourselves of the balance which must be maintained.
> Ritual intensifies, the other 3 have now welded themselves into their lockers, we are all chanting IA IA STO'LIN GLV'S or something along those lines
> I begin to pray to the gods as I flip in the center of the ritual, that we have commenced the ritual, balance has been maintained, and that we seek their favor
> First nothing, then a cookie, blah
> RITUAL PEAKS, more flips, more sparks, flick my headlamp on and off, pray again to the gods informing them that three others have welded themselves into lockers around me, chanting around my containment, and that only a 1x1 singularity on me would be a sufficient boon to such an impressive ritual
> Lights begin to flicker around uh, we chant louder and louder
> ITS HAPPENING
> 1x1 singularity appears on me and gibs me, but doesn't grow or move
> Cheers from my cohorts, we have succeeded, they promptly remove the left side glass/grille and sacrifice themselves to our lord
> Our yelling on radio attracts some of our previous ritualists who also readily sacrifice themselves to the singularity
> Admins send in a "Nanotrasen technician" to repair the western glass/grille
> Someone else comes up and RCD's down the lower and western glass/grilles, sacrifices themselves
> A couple people who see all the gibs sprayed across escape walk too close and get gibbed (moving right next to it was almost a guarantee of death due to its pull at that range)
> A bored gang leader (MUH MULLIGAN forced admins to spawn actually interesting antags) guns down someone in escape and drags the corpse up to the singularity and they both get gibbed
> The nanotrasen technician returns but gets pulled while trying to RCD new walls up, GIBBED before the last wall finishes
> SO MUCH GIBS
> By this point every ghost is watching the singularity and cheering/reveling in its glory as more victims get gibbed out of curiosity
> Admins finally despawn our 1x1 singularity, BOOOOO
> BLAH BLAH GOLEM RUNE
> One of our ritualists, the ever-loyal Golem 787 heeds the call of Singuloth before any mere mortal, promptly ignores his master and grabs two bags of holding from RND
> He runs into the breach where the old singularity was and combined the BOH, GLORIOUS
> Deadchat is literally going crazy in enthusiasm
> Sing quickly grows and reaches its final form seen above, 787 gets banned but he is remembered as a martyr for the cause
