ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.

[TechnoAlchemist]

Bottom post of the previous page:

no, you can still do it, but it was changed so you attach it directly to a signaller now. it doesnt use wires, just stick it straight onto a signaller or whatever.

Only works on non-planted c4 after the repath

[Screemonster]

I wish you could attach C4 directly to the wires of a door like a signaler and have it go off when that wire is triggered. eg. attach it to the open wire and it goes boom the next time someone opens it.

[Gun Hog]

I wish you could attach C4 directly to the wires of a door like a signaler and have it go off when that wire is triggered. eg. attach it to the open wire and it goes boom the next time someone opens it.

You want door charges, you get them from a Traitor uplink.

[FantasticFwoosh]

I wish you could attach C4 directly to the wires of a door like a signaler and have it go off when that wire is triggered. eg. attach it to the open wire and it goes boom the next time someone opens it.

You want door charges, you get them from a Traitor uplink.

Or attach it to the ID wire (which is summarily the open wire for ID restrictive doors)

[Screemonster]

A "Coronal Mass Ejection" random event that hits the station with a simultaneous ion storm, radiation storm, shocks absolutely everything that can be shocked for 10s, blows a shitload of lights, then any station turfs that have direct LOS to space (eg. through a window) in the current star direction get set on fire.

[TheColdTurtle]

So basically it ends the round for most people

[Screemonster]

you need to pay attention to what thread this is

[Anonmare]

Make an event that temporarily gives everybody tempmin privileges for approximately 10 seconds

[Armhulen]

Make an event that temporarily gives everybody tempmin privileges for approximately 10 seconds

WABBAJACK WABBAJACK WABBAJACK

[Reyn]

Freon immune neanderthal ghost-roles on snowdin or something.

Or, alternitively, a "Country/planet of origin" option. Canadians being freon immune



I CAN MAKE THIS JOKE, I'M CANADIAN.

[Reyn]

Make an event that temporarily gives everybody tempmin privileges for approximately 10 seconds

WABBAJACK WABBAJACK WABBAJACK

A 1 minuite version of this would be kinda fun

[TheColdTurtle]

Make an event that temporarily gives everybody tempmin privileges for approximately 10 seconds

Dear God I can imagine all the bwoinks all ready

[One Seven One]

Throw a Freon canister between the bar and Kitchen on any map that would fit it.
Like the spot with the Basketball on Box.

It could make the chef's freezer cold for immersion and let the Bartender make ice cubes.
Then a traitor could come along on and throw it on max to freeze both of them in one fell swoop!
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Re add the bartender's personal safe that never got used. I still never got to throw explosives in to it and hook them up to a laser signaler like I always wanted to!

[Armhulen]

Throw a Freon canister between the bar and Kitchen on any map that would fit it.

This one is really good, but only in the freezer. I wish to lock the detective in there and blast the chilly breeze

[Davidchan]

Making the hulk permanent and allowing it to use items

Rather than the logical and true to source material version that only activates randomly when taking damage and/or a 'get angry' toggleable ability, once transformed they drop all items, jumpsuit and exosuit and can't use any object smaller than a backpack but can lift up vending machines to throw them.

[Reyn]

having a gunsheath option for the hf blade so we can have jetstream sam. (If this actually turns out to be a decent idea, I will say how it works ingame)

[Reece]

Let bandages be dipped in beakers and hold 10u oc chems

[Screemonster]

make wearing the pan on your head give you 100% resist to melee weapon hits to the head but the first hit blinds you and the pan can only be removed with space lube

subsequent hits make that CLANG noise that trays make and make you dizzy for a little while as well as still blind

using the pan on another person should cram it onto their head so you can give them the old one-two

[Gun Hog]

make wearing the pan on your head give you 100% resist to melee weapon hits to the head but the first hit blinds you and the pan can only be removed with space lube

subsequent hits make that CLANG noise that trays make and make you dizzy for a little while as well as still blind

using the pan on another person should cram it onto their head so you can give them the old one-two

Part of me really wants to code that.

[jaxy15]

A new plant for botanists to grow: the clover.
Each time you harvest it, there is a small chance to obtain a four-leaf clover, which contains the Liquid Luck reagent.
When ingested, Liquid Luck will drastically increase your chances of getting knockdowns/stuns with melee attacks and winning the jackpot from slot machines/arcade machines.
It will also guarantee that you get the highest result whenever you roll a die.

[Onule]

New toy, Mr. Bucket.
Shitty 2 minute sprite


Comes with 10 balls, can place any ball shaped items in, such as oranges.
Shoots the balls on 8 directions, moves at random.
Emag it to disable safety measures.
When disabled, you can rig Mr Bucket with a flamethrower to spread gasses or a spray bottle to spread liquids.

[Screemonster]

load it with grenades or flashbangs and we have a winner. Make the safety have it throw the things at people hard enough to knock them down.

[Davidchan]

Just imagine Xenos shoving face huggers in this thing.

[Davidchan]

Get Iamgoofball to make a mech/exosuit rework. GoofDumb Wing Zero!

[One Seven One]

Anime gun briefcase.
Load it with grenades, bullets, ect, and just shoot it all at people
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Guitar case
Use it to store guitars
Or guns
Or bodies

Now that I think about it, it's pretty much just a backpack that looks like a guitar case.

[Screemonster]

To be fair this would be pretty badass

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[DemonFiren]

>briefcase gun
Amateurs.

Spoiler:

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[calzilla1]

New gas:
Zyklon B. Does higher toxin damage than plasma and is 1.5x more effected on non human races

[calzilla1]

Doesnt /vg/ have a brief case gun?

[DemonFiren]

New gas:
Zyklon B. Does higher toxin damage than plasma and is 1.5x more effected on non human races

Don't make me break out my chemistry and history textbooks.

[Screemonster]

using a metal rod, cardboard box, cable coil and the spare ID should allow the construction of an assistant trap

[PKPenguin321]

using a metal rod, cardboard box, cable coil and the spare ID should allow the construction of an assistant trap

this one is pretty good

[Davidchan]

using a metal rod, cardboard box, cable coil and the spare ID should allow the construction of an assistant trap

Wrong thread.

[DemonFiren]

An addendum to the old lizard beard customisation idea of mine.
Yes, give them beards/neck frills/dewlaps, but also allow for certain effects the moment harm intent is entered or a weapon is wielded.

Spoiler:

[calzilla1]

Make it so that liggers must be in warm temp. or freeze to death

[Screemonster]

Make it so that liggers must be in warm temp. or freeze to death

was actually looking into a thing for making races sluggish in low temperatures and eventually go torpid without actually dying, like those frogs that can survive being frozen (or basically all insects)

[DemonFiren]

Make it so that liggers must be in warm temp. or freeze to death

Obviously in exchange for greatly improved movement speed at ideal temperatures.
This includes less time spent performing any physical action and faster attacks.

[Davidchan]

Radiation storms devolve liggers into actual lizards.

[calzilla1]

Make it so that liggers must be in warm temp. or freeze to death

Obviously in exchange for greatly improved movement speed at ideal temperatures.
This includes less time spent performing any physical action and faster attacks.

No, i mean put them in the center of the sun

[DemonFiren]

Make it so that liggers must be in warm temp. or freeze to death

Obviously in exchange for greatly improved movement speed at ideal temperatures.
This includes less time spent performing any physical action and faster attacks.

No, i mean put them in the center of the sun

I know they're hot, but that's overdoing it.
How can you appreciate their hotness that way?

[InsaneHyena]

New gas:
Zyklon B. Does higher toxin damage than plasma and is 1.5x more effected on non human races

Don't make me break out my chemistry and history textbooks.

This just in, DemonFiren is a holocaust-denying nazi.

[DemonFiren]

New gas:
Zyklon B. Does higher toxin damage than plasma and is 1.5x more effected on non human races

Don't make me break out my chemistry and history textbooks.

This just in, DemonFiren is a holocaust-denying nazi.

Oh shit, he knows.

[ThanatosRa]

17.Letting an actual goose go loose.

oh yeah, I should put these on tg too



honk

Space Goose. Their wing attacks do like 50 brute.

[confused rock]

Radiation storms devolve liggers into actual lizards.

DO IT

[Screemonster]

17.Letting an actual goose go loose.

oh yeah, I should put these on tg too



honk

Space Goose. Their wing attacks do like 50 brute.

here's a dmi, go fuckin' nuts

[TheColdTurtle]

Fucking geese, can't even escape them in muh 2d spessmens

[ThanatosRa]

17.Letting an actual goose go loose.

oh yeah, I should put these on tg too



honk

Space Goose. Their wing attacks do like 50 brute.

here's a dmi, go fuckin' nuts

I wish I had the mental capacity to code. Otherwise I totally would. Should be a chance for them to lay eggs, but make them hyper aggressive.

[Screemonster]

tbh for polaris I just copypasta'd space carp and changed a few things.

[ma44]

Readd in cash lemons, seed exports, stock borrowing and make sure to make every export give 10x more credits and also be able to make alien alloy without alien tech.

(Bought to you by the best person that can balance stuff)

[Slignerd]

Merge Robotics with RnD, remove Roboticists, make Chemistry a part of Science and move it to where Robotics used to be

[One Seven One]

Make robotics one of the science jobs everyone claims at the start of a shift and get defensive if someone comes in to their alien play pen / gun factory / experimentor new telescience room.
That way an entire department has access to surgery tools AND easily emagged robots
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Give botanists one ambrosia gaia branch in their backpacks at round start
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Make a voodoo doll ruin!