Ban request: Breanne Bell and Isaac Clank, murder

[bandit]

Your byond account: bgobandit
Your character name: Fortune Ray
Their character name: Breanne Bell, Isaac Clank
Their byond account(optional, but useful if you can provide it): no idea
Witnesses: Magic Mayan, clown
Server and time: Sibyl, 6 PM Eastern
Logs and/or screenshots: see below
Description of what happened: Chef, roundstart. The captain made some dumb announcement about "touch me clown-chan" and the AI decided to play along and invite the clown into its upload:

S.M.I.L.E [145.9] states, "Come to my upload clown-sama~"

Clown decided to take the AI up on this and as the AI opened doors went into the upload, and since the clown and I were hanging out I followed him in. I'm not saying this was the greatest of ideas, but I didn't do anything in there except hang out with the clown and I was going to leave once the AI had its fun with its roleplay. I didn't even touch anything. Suddenly, lasers:

Spoiler:

Magic Mayan is hit by a laser in the right arm!
Magic Mayan is hit by a laser in the right leg!
Fortune Ray is hit by a laser in the left arm!
Fortune Ray is hit by a laser in the right leg!
Fortune Ray [145.9] says, "ASERS"
Fortune Ray says, "ASERS"
S.M.I.L.E [145.9] states, "WHAT"
Fortune Ray [145.9] says, " AI"
Fortune Ray says, " AI"
Fortune Ray [145.9] says, " LALASWERING"
Fortune Ray says, " LALASWERING"
S.M.I.L.E [145.9] states, "DON'T DO THAT"
Magic Mayan is hit by a laser in the right arm!
Magic Mayan is hit by a laser in the right leg!
Fortune Ray is hit by a laser in the right leg!
Fortune Ray is hit by a laser in the head!
Fortune Ray [145.9] says, " AI IS ROGUE"
Fortune Ray says, " AI IS ROGUE"

(I don't think the AI was rogue in retrospect -- apparently the AI was like 'WHAT THE FUCK' -- but what other conclusion was I supposed to draw?)

Magic Mayan is hit by a laser in the chest!
Magic Mayan is hit by a laser in the chest!
Fortune Ray is hit by a laser in the right arm!
Fortune Ray is hit by a laser in the left leg!
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Current Admins:
Cheridan is a Codermin

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PM to-Admins: so yeah either the AI, HoS or captain definitely lasered me to death

(This admin-PM went unanswered. I am not surprised in the slightest; 75% of my admin PMs do. It kind of puts the lie to "adminhelp it even if you're not sure if they're antag.")

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(at this point I am one HUD tick away from death, the captain has made no attempt to CPR/heal me, and the admins don't give a shit; the captain is dragging me to the execution chamber when I give up)

You have given up life and succumbed to death.

The captain spaces my body after this. The clown was killed too, but he got cloned when someone dragged his body away (and then was killed again for presumably unrelated reasons):

DEAD: Magic Mayan says, "i got cloned because someone pulled my body away from the HOS/Warden"
DEAD: Magic Mayan says, "and I was teaching the AI how to honk"
DEAD: Magic Mayan says, "we were having a fucking conversation with the AI lol"
DEAD: Magic Mayan says, "this was 5 minutes into the round"
DEAD: Magic Mayan says, "i barely got cloned, Fortune got fucking spaced"
DEAD: Magic Mayan says, "neither of us were revs at the time"

Why they should be banned: Lasering first, asking later is not exactly standard operating procedure, especially with a non-harmful detention option RIGHT THERE. Two people were killed, both of whom were innocent, and nobody made any attempt to get me medical help or even give me CPR. Later on it was revealed that it was a rev round, but I am pretty sure the revolution was not known as this happened in like 5 minutes of roundstart with absolutely nothing on the radio about flashing or suspicious behavior, except for the aforementioned "oh clown-chan~" announcement. Plus, there has been recent precedent for bans during rev now, for things as small as flushing someone down disposals late on in the round; I think this more than qualifies under those circumstances.

I am also unimpressed with not receiving an answer to my adminhelp when, as the logs demonstrate, there was at least one admin around (plus perhaps stealthmins), but that's a separate complaint.

[Saintish]

Magic Mayan, the clown, here. Had they apologized or attempted to explain their actions, hey, I'd forgive them. Dunno about Fortune, but I would. However, they didn't, and I believe they left the game after getting demolished in Rev. I'll provide some screenshots so admins don't have to scour the logs. I took these some 30 minutes after all this shit happened, I believe. Luckily I got cloned, as explained in Fortune's logs. I ended up going on a murderous, brain-damaged Rev rampage in search of the HOS (hence the destruction in the below screenshots).

Here's where the AI, not to blame for the lasering, innocently forgot to turn off the tasers.
https://www.dropbox.com/s/wik3e1rzc8rh3 ... .16.33.png

Here's the AI freaking out, not sure whether it was the Captain or the HOS who turned on the lasers. Either way, the bystander sanctioned the actions of the perpetrator, with the Captain spacing Fortune's body and the HOS dropping me in the middle of the hallway.
https://www.dropbox.com/s/opylk6zllwgfs ... .17.46.png

And here's the lasering itself. Fortune freaked out saying the AI was rogue - an honest mistake on their part, yeah. I'd like to point out, although I don't have a screenshot of it, the HOS/Captain never in the round confessed to their actions and essentially let the crew believe the AI was rogue.
https://www.dropbox.com/s/90iu3u04obsak ... .16.16.png

i feel really srs business going through these screenshots
am i a spess nerd?

[CreationPro]

Appropriate measures taken.