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FantasticFwoosh wrote: By the way here's a chart of the muslim netherlands political party having 0.0% votes in 2012 but now holding 7.5 percent, its a little confusing to look at as a outsider to dutch politics & party names/associations.
Allow me to help you out there, in the order from that picture:
GL- Groenlinks ("Greenleft") officially a pacifist leftist party dedicated to environmental protection, we've seen them shit over the environment, support fighting Libya/Syria and support big banking in the last few years just to get a chance to govern. Their ethics and ideals are more guidelines than anything else. But at least they have something resembling a full set of ideals.

D66- Democraten (Democratic party) Officially dedicated to democracy, they have gone on record several times saying that the plebians(Read: Poor people) should not be allowed to vote and referendums are a bad idea and should be abolished. The only real stance they have is bending over for Europe and globalism being a good thing. I suppose they shout about better education as well, but when asked how to do it the only response is 'more money!'

VVD- Right wing establishment ("Party for freedom and democracy") Opposed to referendums and the general democratic process, they have proposed essentially a ban on new parties and are mainly dedicated to big business. Strongly pro-EU, they have previously stated a goal of trying to make a federal level Europe in the same shape as the USA. Incredibly populistic, last election their entire campaign was to oppose the 'red menace' of PVDA while promising every single Dutch person 1000 euro. Once they won the election somehow, they decided to rule with the PVDA and they never gave anything to anyone, raised taxes and then complained bitterly about those damned populists lying to take away their votes.

PvdA -Left wing establishment (Labour) Where to begin? They told the people that they can suck it and the economy is more important than workers' rights, have no consistent platform since they officially 'shed their ideological feathers' in an effort to become more mainstream and last election they ran a campaign entirely based off "Don't let the right wing nutjobs(VVD) win!". Then once it ended, they decided to form a coalition with them and as they didn't have any ideology of their own it essentially meant 4 years of unopposed VVD rule. Surprising exactly nobody, this lost them almost all their votes.

DENK- Turkish immigrant party (...) Turkish government telling Turkish migrants to vote for Turkish rule through a party that consists of Turkish nationals. DENK quite literally is an attempted takeover of government by a foreign power, but the west considers itself too 'enlightened' to bring out the treason charges or to deport them.

PVV- Wilders party. ("Party for freedom") Only real stance is anti-EU and anti-immigration, this one is mainly about shouting really loud and kicking up shit. For almost everything else they vote similar to the VVD. Not surprising, as Wilders used to be a member of the VVD.

SP- Socialist Party (Exactly what it says it is) Formerly communist, they accepted that communism doesn't work but still like the idea that we shouldn't just let capitalism run wild. Considered 'left wing extremists' by the right wing established parties. Will never get to govern because of their former communism reputation but their stances on things are generally just "We should take care of our people and protect them from the markets fucking everyone".

CDA- Christian 'moderates' ('Christian democratic alliance') Another one with 'democratic' in the name, and another one that has gone on record saying they don't want democracy. The only consistent platform these guys seem to have is morality legislation and banning more drugs. Used to be big until they got no less than 4 different attempts at governing with 4 different coalitions and fucked up every single one of them, making their entire party crash and burn.

A1- "Hate being Dutch" (Article 1)- For people who believe that muslims are a poor misunderstood religion of peace discriminated against and Dutch traditions such as Sinterklaas are racist, Dutch people are all racists, and there shouldn't be such a thing as Dutch people. Similar to DENK, except for antifa instead of Turks.

50+- Old people party (Exactly as it says) Old people got tired of being a punching bag and having the retirement system used to fund everything, so they got themselves a political party to defend it.

CU- Christian Union (As it says) The difference between this and CDA? Fuck if I know, they act the same as far as I could tell

FvD- Forum for Democracy(Alternative Wilders) Imagine if Wilders wasn't an idiot. Imagine if he actually had reasonable plans to reduce immigration instead of just shouting that there is too much. Now imagine that the idiot Wilders is too loud for the sane guy to be heard. And the sane guy gets ignored fully by everyone. Now you know how the FvD gets so few votes.
Also they want Swiss style referendums because politicians keep ignoring ours.

PP- Never heard of them, can't tell.

VNL- Who?

SGP- Christian extremist party. Great entertainment, their popular points include removing the women's right to vote and making (christian) religion manditory, if they open their mouth you can be sure that it's going to either be incredibly stupid or incredibly offensive.

Rest are joke parties or one-issue parties I've not heard of.
As you can see here, the Dutch are fucked.
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Post by Malkevin » #268690

Luke Cox wrote:
InsaneHyena wrote:Europe is fucking lost, unless Le Pen will somehow pull a miracle like Trump did. It's 1453 all over again.
2016 was a bloodbath for France at the hands of Islamic terrorism. I would be very surprised if anyone soft on Muslim extremists won.
If The Pen doesn't win maybe the froggies will have a revolt?

History has shown the French are a very revolting people.
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Post by Luke Cox » #268692

Quite frankly I'm surprised they haven't. They'll riot over the most mundane shit, and the EU's open border policies have lead to French people being gunned down and run over with trucks. If Brexit causes a domino effect, my bet is on either France or Greece being next.
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I wouldn't be so pessimistic XDM, sometimes you need a willing idiot to get the job done, now you can imagine that if some of the less scummy (and jesus imagine what sweden's political inner parties now look like) groups get together you have a much stronger force. Unless you literally put wilders party in power via a desperate coalition your hands are tied to pandering eurocrats (exept for slightly corrupt but totally woke hungary)

> Discussing Sweden, is there still a media blackout? There's terror incidents happening weekly across central europe but sweden is literally what Holland will end up looking like eventually. Belguim is also horrible.
Luke Cox wrote:Quite frankly I'm surprised they haven't. They'll riot over the most mundane shit, and the EU's open border policies have lead to French people being gunned down and run over with trucks. If Brexit causes a domino effect, my bet is on either France or Greece being next.
Greece couldn't buy a starbucks coffee with their current debt from the failing euro.

> Scotland if it went independent because Nicola Sturgeon, speaks utter shite and is a power grabbing shortass (guess who'd interests it would be to be the the first prime minister of Scotland? Sturgeon of course, i laughed when they aired their political broadcast displaying Glasgow as the israel of the LBGT community when the general impression is that it'd be the opposite) it has a current non-economy of fuel and tit-for-tat tourism, will be forced to adopt the euro if they get into EU (short answer is that they wont because Greece is the EU's money sink) and jump every time the EU barks & build a border wall with england.

> Nation of euro-sceptics targeting a very special demographic in a political broadcast, sounds like the SNP is just a disguised left of hardcore nationalists. They are the fake scottish, a real scotsxer would be proud of our historical union of the UK as one nation, and too we are restrained from calling out sturgeon as a traitor for trying to inflict destablising division.

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The Scottish refrendum lost by a pretty solid margin. I sincerely doubt that there will be another one, and if there was it would probably fail too (at least that's what every poll I've seen has indicated). Scottish independence doesn't want to become independent, nor can it financially.

I'm going to bet on a Frexit next. France has just the right amount of outrage, a government that will likely become very anti-EU soon, and a pretty good body count.
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Frexit I think is pretty much inevitable at this point, barring Pen getting thrown in a gulag for tweeting ISIS crimes.
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>Getting Ming to crumble in EU4
>Actually having trouble with an asian nation while playing european
You can just waltz an army right in and kill them off. they'll break up if they get wrecked hard enough in war because it fucks with the mandate of heaven if you keep them fully sieged for a long time
For Ming it is almost 100% random chance to lose that mandate, but once they lose it then they're done. The AI just doesn't know how to regain it unless things coincide for it by sheer chance

The CK2 thing is pretty on point. There are methods for the thing that they are SUPPOSED to use to make big empires, especially AI empires crumble, but there don't seem to be many(if any) functional ones for muslims. Almost every single time a decadence thing happens, there is a takeover revolt, the big name on the blob changes and nobody declares independence. Then they just move on as if nothing happened and continue conquest.
I have only ever consistently seen AI muslim stuff collapse when a horde(Nomads usually) comes in and takes their top title away. Christian realms tend to fracture every now and then, India is always a mess nobody pays attention to, and the tribal stuff almost never gets unified. But the muslims in CK2 just never seem to fall apart unless you as a player actively try to make it happen
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Post by FantasticFwoosh » #268967

ShadowDimentio wrote:Frexit I think is pretty much inevitable at this point, barring Pen getting thrown in a gulag for tweeting ISIS crimes.
Trump taught us that reality is stranger than fiction. With the expenses scandals in France she could be booted out at any opportunity.

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Still waiting for an option to play a game straight from CK2 (or, hell, from Vae Victis) to Stellaris.

EDIT: Also, Ottomans are usually your best bet in EUIV AI-controlled large nation "who lasts longest" competition, since they don't really have much to oppose them there.
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Ottomans also get a shitton of bonusses just for being the Ottomans, plus historically ´lucky nations´ bonus applies to them.

It's them and France that tend to just never die unless you make them as a player. Coincidentally, France also gets a ton of bonusses plus the lucky nations bonus because they're France
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ShadowDimentio wrote:Frexit I think is pretty much inevitable at this point, barring Pen getting thrown in a gulag for tweeting ISIS crimes.
ahaha no.


just like nexit was pretty much a "given"?

Nothing is a given anymore, anything can happen. Like the warriors blowing a 3-1 lead, or PSG blowing a 5-1 lead. Or the Hawks blowing a 26 point lead. Or the undertaker throwing mankind off Hell in a Cell in 1998.
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The double emperor thing is because the nomads(Tengri mainly) get a special CB on their neighbours and on nearby realms that allows then to take the top tier title. Once a lifetime thing

So a khagan can decide- Fuck it, I'm taking the emperor title from Byzantium/Arab caliphate and it's all mine now
And also nomads aren't effected by the plague since their army is in a horde rather than holdings, so they can somewhat reliably take over everything while the plague killed off every defender
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Post by FantasticFwoosh » #269593

Edit- Subject change

Angela Merkel offers handshake to Donald, Donald refuses by shaking his head to say no while Merkel is in the whitehouse.

> All hell breaks loose as Europe gets confirmation America isn't going to play ball.

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Nah, Merkel is pretty much the last person in this country still believing in America.
We're just waiting for reality to kick in for her. Alternatively, we're waiting for Schulz.
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DemonFiren wrote:Nah, Merkel is pretty much the last person in this country still believing in America.
We're just waiting for reality to kick in for her. Alternatively, we're waiting for Schulz.
Everything bordering the baltic is fucked because raaaayycissts are synonymous over there with neo-nazi's correct? Which has been a constant issue of censorship and sensitivity in that area of the world because people just won't let it go as the past, the skinhead extremes of society revel in the drama and to this very day people still rattle those negative vibes around. Don't get me wrong there are some people out there with actual dangerous beliefs if put into practice but I think they are only as powerful as the attention you give them.

In a number of years it will be a 100 years since the second world war and people will still jangle the boogeyman.
> Also the fact that there was no handshake was mis-characterised. There was a handshake at the door showing Trump to be dominant with the hand on the outside, but from her positioning, Merkel would have tried to wrestle the advantage inside the white house, which is of course where ALL the camera's are focused so Donald refused.

Firm and camera concious handshakes you'd imagine Trump to very much to be aware of in his non POTUS career. (but not quite a two handed aggressive middle easten/central asian death grip)

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FantasticFwoosh wrote:Edit- Subject change

Angela Merkel offers handshake to Donald, Donald refuses by shaking his head to say no while Merkel is in the whitehouse.

> All hell breaks loose as Europe gets confirmation America isn't going to play ball.
Merkel is the leader of the EU and basically a mirror universe Trump, and he's always said he hates the EU and is waiting for it to fail. Who would be surprised by him doing this?
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Post by InsaneHyena » #269635

But he shook her hand. I saw the pictures.
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Post by ShadowDimentio » #269637

Oh nevermind guess it's just more fake news eh
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Post by FantasticFwoosh » #269641

InsaneHyena wrote:But he shook her hand. I saw the pictures.
Read the underline of my post, it's spin to make it look like a dominant handshake that put Merkel in a submissive position (donald has his hand wrapped over hers), big businessman Don would knows the ins and outs of what that kind of handshake denotes (I have my own books on how to act like a normal human being that support this, i read them feverently). Not long recently a political figure from india grasped prince william of the UK monarchy's hand in a two handed death grasp so hard that the blood drained out of his arms.

> Wrestling a handshake into submission or forward twohanded handshakes is aggressive whatever country your from.

Apparently the same thing happened with Justin Trundeau where justin refused to shake his hand (but i've heard he actually did but the MSM didn't cover "The handshake" protocol for being a robotic leader)

> Its PC to hold hands in friendship apparently even if you have extremely conflicting views that are chalk & cheese. Don doesn't like to appease those kind of expectations not least PC ones.
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Post by InsaneHyena » #269645

FantasticFwoosh wrote:(I have my own books on how to act like a normal human being that support this, i read them feverently
I feel like I should be suprirsed, but for some reason I'm not.
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Post by FantasticFwoosh » #269648

InsaneHyena wrote:
FantasticFwoosh wrote:(I have my own books on how to act like a normal human being that support this, i read them feverently
I feel like I should be suprirsed, but for some reason I'm not.
Im not either :|

Its helpful i'll say that.
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Back on topic, second chapter (49) is basically about hand jestures.

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Post by Screemonster » #269656

FantasticFwoosh wrote: Apparently the same thing happened with Justin Trundeau where justin refused to shake his hand (but i've heard he actually did but the MSM didn't cover "The handshake" protocol for being a robotic leader)
Nah, Trump's got this weird thing he does during handshakes where he yanks the other person's hand towards him without warning. Trudeau saw it coming, tensed his arm, and didn't budge an inch. C-c-c-counterplayed.
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Post by FantasticFwoosh » #269782

Its his house and he can do what he likes on his turf is how i see it. Literally Merkel & the MSM are pushing him for a reaction, and he doesn't have to pander to any of them while he's dealing with his own political things in his own country.

- How does any of the events of that meeting that is not in the private talk even matter? He kind of exposes the culture where politicians all go to GHQ and just play mean girls usually against Vladamir Putin and have really cringey group photos for 'unity' all at the peasants expense while they chug champagne, pretend to talk about topics and promise to get together again in a year or two's time. Just to give the impression they are all great pals.

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Post by Luke Cox » #269799

>Media spergs out over a handshake and discusses nothing of substance

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Post by Malkevin » #269804

But trump has tiny hands, how could he possibly envelop merkle's meaty german hand?
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Post by K-64 » #269844

Could be insecurity at having smaller hands than a woman. I mean, that's gotta be emasculating, especially as a world leader.
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Post by InsaneHyena » #269845

DAE Drumpf has tiny hands amirite
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Post by ShadowDimentio » #269849

Update on the stupid drama

The room was loud as fuck, he probably just didn't hear her.
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-Not-Dorsidarf

"The amount of people is the amount of times the sound is played... on top of itself. And with sybil populations on the shuttle..."
-Remie Richards

"I just spent all fucking day playing fallen london and sunless sea and obsessing over how creepy the fucking dawn machine is and only just clocked now that your avatar is the fucking dawn machine. Nobody vote for this disgusting new sequence blasphemer he wants to kill the gods"
-Stickymayhem

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-PKPenguin321

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"These logs could kill a dragon much less a man"
-Armhulenn

">7 8 6
WHAT MADNESS IS THIS? POETIC ANARCHY!"
-Wyzack

"We didn't kick one goofball out only to have another one come in like a fucking revolving door"
-Kraseo

"There's a difference between fucking faggots and being a fucking faggot."
-Anonmare

"You guys splitting the 20 bucks cost to hire your ex again?"
-lntigracy

"Wew. Congrats. It's been actual years since anyone tried to make fun of me for being divorced. You caught me, I'm tilted. Here is your trophy."
-Timbrewolf

"I prefer my coffees to run dry too *snorts a line of maxwell house*"
-Super Aggro Crag

"You don't have an evil bone in your body, unless togopal comes for a sleepover"
-Bluespace

">Paying over a $1000 for a lump of silicon and plastic
Lol"
-Anonmare

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-DrPillzRedux

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Re: 2k17 /pol/

Post by XSI » #269874

I'm pretty sure they just didn't have anything else to report on, regarding the Trump thing.

It's not like there's a world out there with stuff happening in it
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Re: 2k17 /pol/

Post by Malkevin » #269911

Its gotten really windy, I blame america.
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Re: 2k17 /pol/

Post by imblyings » #269928

FantasticFwoosh wrote:
InsaneHyena wrote:
FantasticFwoosh wrote:(I have my own books on how to act like a normal human being that support this, i read them feverently
I feel like I should be suprirsed, but for some reason I'm not.
Im not either :|

Its helpful i'll say that.
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https://e-edu.nbu.bg/pluginfile.php/331 ... e_Book.pdf

Back on topic, second chapter (49) is basically about hand jestures.
I was wondering if you were referring to this book

It's a pretty good read
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Re: 2k17 /pol/

Post by FantasticFwoosh » #269965

CosmicScientist wrote:
FantasticFwoosh wrote:...
Mate, could you stop pretending to be a part of the Trump personality cult? It doesn't suit you.
Come on now, Trump is largely a instrument to a means to a end of many, won't deny the personality cult doesn't exist but many people see Trump as 'fighting the power with the power' which is the part that really excites them and what they support in what's viewed as a world starting to spiral out of contol internally with endless fighting in the middle east, daily attacks in europe and pizzagates.

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Re: 2k17 /pol/

Post by oranges » #270435

Is there a way to browse the internet but filter out every mention of trump.

It was fun for a while but it's just repetitive now.
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Re: 2k17 /pol/

Post by DemonFiren » #270490

oranges wrote:Is there a way to browse the internet but filter out every mention of trump.

It was fun for a while but it's just repetitive now.
it has been for months
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Re: 2k17 /pol/

Post by K-64 » #270524

It was repetitive this time last year.
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Re: 2k17 /pol/

Post by FantasticFwoosh » #270536

Unless any of you want to derail the thread further with CK2 game talk then i guess we'll have to settle for the subject or talk about something not happening in America.

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Re: 2k17 /pol/

Post by imblyings » #270564

>rockefeller died

heart transplants only give you so much time huh.
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Re: 2k17 /pol/

Post by TheColdTurtle » #270565

Really? I thought that old bastard would live forever
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Re: 2k17 /pol/

Post by InsaneHyena » #270636

Six heart transplants, folks. Just think about it.
Bring back papercult.

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Re: 2k17 /pol/

Post by Grazyn » #270640

literally living off the soul of the young
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Re: 2k17 /pol/

Post by ShadowDimentio » #270661

You can only bribe the reaper so many times before his superiors catch on, fire him, and replace him with someone who can't be bribed.
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"Clowns are different you can't trust those shifty fucks you never know what they're doing or if they're willing to eat a dayban for some cheap yuks."
-Not-Dorsidarf

"The amount of people is the amount of times the sound is played... on top of itself. And with sybil populations on the shuttle..."
-Remie Richards

"I just spent all fucking day playing fallen london and sunless sea and obsessing over how creepy the fucking dawn machine is and only just clocked now that your avatar is the fucking dawn machine. Nobody vote for this disgusting new sequence blasphemer he wants to kill the gods"
-Stickymayhem

"Drank a cocktail of orange Gatorade and mint mouthwash on accident. Pretty sure I'm going to die, I am on the verge of vomit. It was nice knowing you guys"
-PKPenguin321

"You're too late, you will have to fetch them from the top of my tower, built by zombies, slaves, zombie slaves and garitho's will to live!"
-Armhulen

"This is like being cooked alive in a microwave oven which utilises the autistic end of the light spectrum to cook you."
-DarkFNC

"Penguins are the second race to realise 2D>3D"
-Anonmare

"Paul Blart mall cops if they all had ambitions of joining the Waffen-SS"
-Anonmare

"These logs could kill a dragon much less a man"
-Armhulenn

">7 8 6
WHAT MADNESS IS THIS? POETIC ANARCHY!"
-Wyzack

"We didn't kick one goofball out only to have another one come in like a fucking revolving door"
-Kraseo

"There's a difference between fucking faggots and being a fucking faggot."
-Anonmare

"You guys splitting the 20 bucks cost to hire your ex again?"
-lntigracy

"Wew. Congrats. It's been actual years since anyone tried to make fun of me for being divorced. You caught me, I'm tilted. Here is your trophy."
-Timbrewolf

"I prefer my coffees to run dry too *snorts a line of maxwell house*"
-Super Aggro Crag

"You don't have an evil bone in your body, unless togopal comes for a sleepover"
-Bluespace

">Paying over a $1000 for a lump of silicon and plastic
Lol"
-Anonmare

"Then why did you get that boob job?"
-DrPillzRedux

"You take that back you colonial mongrel"
-Docprofsmith

"I don't care whether or not someone with an IQ 3 standard deviations below my own thinks they enjoy Wizard rounds."
-Malkraz
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Re: 2k17 /pol/

Post by Armhulen » #270688

ShadowDimentio wrote:You can only bribe the reaper so many times before his superiors catch on, fire him, and replace him with someone who can't be bribed.
Who would that be?
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Re: 2k17 /pol/

Post by InsaneHyena » #270690

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Bring back papercult.

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Re: 2k17 /pol/

Post by Armhulen » #270693

Can't argue with that.
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Re: 2k17 /pol/

Post by Grazyn » #271477

London under attack, is it 2005 all over again?
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Re: 2k17 /pol/

Post by FantasticFwoosh » #271484

For fucks sake, it was the commemoration of the bus bombings yesterday, and a moments silence for the brussels attack today. Everyone is sick to fucking shit of this.

To paraphrase Sympathiser Saduiq mayor of London, "Living in a big city is part and parcel with wanton acts of mass murder, especially during holy and or precious holidays, deal with it unfortunate victims"

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Re: 2k17 /pol/

Post by Screemonster » #271485

Literally brought a knife to a gunfight.
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Re: 2k17 /pol/

Post by Lumbermancer » #271496

Were allahs akhbared?
aka Schlomo Gaskin aka Guru Meditation aka Copyright Alright aka Topkek McHonk aka Le Rouge
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Re: 2k17 /pol/

Post by FantasticFwoosh » #271500

Presumably, they were reported to be 'asian'. 12 people under the wheels of the car, i can't remember exactly if anybody was stabbed.

The PM had to be thrown in the back of a car and driven out of there fast as dodge the reports say. FUCKING HURRY UP ARTICLE 50, BY THE END OF TODAY PLEASE.

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Re: 2k17 /pol/

Post by XSI » #271502

In the UK, 'Asian' is code for either Afghani or Pakistani

So then yeah, they ackbar'd it
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Re: 2k17 /pol/

Post by Grazyn » #271504

Can they even manage to leave the EU before the evil migrants raze London to the ground? Or is it too late?
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